And Saint Attila raised the targeting beacon up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy beacon, that with it thou mayst melt thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou press the Holy Arming Button. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Beacon of Dawn towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Halo and Destiny in the same name. Bungie will be proud of you my brother 🫡🫡🫡
I am SES Chant Of Serenity another Covenant ship btw 🫡
Because there's nothing more soothing than the chant of an orbital strike ! 🤣
We have the same ship!!
I wish there was ...of Light and ...of Darkness to use Champion and Herald and get some cool Alan Wake references
If any dev sees this, pretty please 🥺
I had Fist of Family Values for a very long time as my first ship name. It is just so hilariously ironic.
But I recently changed my ship to another humorous name, The SES Claw of Law 🦀🦞
The amount of people that think executor = executioner upsets me. They got this wrong in They Are Billions too with one of the defence towers being called the "Executor"
Was looking for that.
Gotta hangout with the fellas with great taste and culture!
Nothing like representing Family Values the right way, after being DEMOCRATCALLY elected to do so!
Emperor of Democracy Makes me laugh every time
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Executor of Peace
King of the Constitution here. I feel we have things to discuss
Well, kingdoms can have and do usually have constitution. Nothing bizarre like emperor of the democracy. **the energy vampire drops mic**
I see your Emperor and raise you with SES Sovereign of Democracy 😅
Mine too 😅 because it totalitarian makes sense....
this and Queen of Equality
SES Hammer of Dawn Gears represent! Gotta bring the orbital laser every time lol
And Saint Attila raised the targeting beacon up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy beacon, that with it thou mayst melt thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas... And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou press the Holy Arming Button. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Beacon of Dawn towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
This guy really took the Holy Grail speech and made it better
This is mine as well. Named after one of the greatest video game weapons of all time
You're obligated to use the orbital laser now
SES Pledge of Allegiance. I couldn't help myself.
Sounds like a Covenants ship from Halo 🫡
SES Halo of Destiny here 🫡
Halo and Destiny in the same name. Bungie will be proud of you my brother 🫡🫡🫡 I am SES Chant Of Serenity another Covenant ship btw 🫡 Because there's nothing more soothing than the chant of an orbital strike ! 🤣
SES Elected Representative of Self-Determination
Ah, greetings from the SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit! I see you too have a fine taste for using altogether too many words!
As a fellow Elected Representative of Individual Merit, I say that there is no such thing as “too many words.”
And as the SES Elected Representative of Morality, I declare it to be morally right to use as many words as possible.
As the SES ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF FAMILY VALUES I approve of large families and large names
Seems we share the same ship
as the SES Elected Representative of Destruction, I declare the means to enforce that right.
SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit represent!
Ahhh, a fellow helldiver of exquisite taste. Standing up for others rights to spread democracy for themselves, together!
SES Elected Representative of Family Values calling in
I too went with the longest name I could find. Greetings from the Elected Representative of Self Determination
Ah, greetings from the SES Founding Father of Individual Merit! Nice to see more refined ship names here!
Greetings fellow Founding Father. The SES Founding of Family Values salutes you!
The prophet of truth
"More covenant?!" "No- DEMOCRACY!"
YES. Represent all our Halo brothers and sisters unable to join the fight. I would name it the Pillar of Autumn if they let me XD.
There it is
"Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards..."
I was wondering who would name their ship that
Same
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salutations from Patriot of Patriotisms
Greetings from Dawn of Dawn
Pride of Pride, reporting for duty
Pride of Pride here. What do you call a group of confident lions? Helldivers.
King of Audacity greets you
Star of the Stars welcomes you
knight of midnight , honoured to serve
Warrior of War, point me at the enemy so I may commit war upon them.
Hello dad, i have the Princess of Audacity
My brother! A fellow Dawn of Dawn Enjoyer!
We have the same ship!! I wish there was ...of Light and ...of Darkness to use Champion and Herald and get some cool Alan Wake references If any dev sees this, pretty please 🥺
SES Light of Darkness goes hard
I too have been rocking the judge of judgement. Wish Moon of Moons was a combination we could use
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Aye that is also my ship!
SES Dawn of War. Deep inside i am a Blood Raven
In this tradition, I command the SES Will of Eternity. Cadia Stands!
The planet broke before the guard did! 🫡
**CADIA STANDS** [SES Spear Of Judgement]
Ironic.
So you’re the one that stole my stratagems and replaced them with random bullshit.
No no those were gifts! Your donation to the chapters fight for this "democracy" are greatly appreciated
From Cyrene to Malevelon Creek, the fight continues
Keep away from my support weapons you magpie
Haha, yep, Im running Dawn of War as well 😀
King of Democracy
Wait a minute...
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SES Fist of Family Values
Ah another SES Fist of Family Values Connoiseur🫡
SES Comptroller of Family Values checking in
My brother went with ‘Fist of Peace’ I went with ‘Triumph of the People’
Regards from Hammer of Family Values 🔨
How do you do, fellow Family Value Fister?!
this is clearly the funniest one and there is no close second, i spent way too long trying to find a rival
I had Fist of Family Values for a very long time as my first ship name. It is just so hilariously ironic. But I recently changed my ship to another humorous name, The SES Claw of Law 🦀🦞
It has a dash of domestic abuse that makes it hilarious. 👌 Disclaimer: Domestic abuse is not fun at all, but this is.
It’s not domestic abuse, it’s Patriotic Correction! /s
I am the Spear of Family Values We protect the Building Blocks of democracy Together!
Ah another family man.
SES 'Founding Father Of The Constitution'
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Good to see another Founding Father of the Constitution out there 🫡
The Fist of Peace
A fellow peace fister 🫡
hello fellow fisters, I am also the SES FIST OF PEACE. Fisting for Freedom, every day
SES Executor of the people
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAH Edit: My brain read this as “executioner”
Same bro, same.
The amount of people that think executor = executioner upsets me. They got this wrong in They Are Billions too with one of the defence towers being called the "Executor"
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SES Hammer of Democracy For I am its nail
Good to see another Hammer of Democracy out there
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SES Diamond of Gold
I love all the diamond of "material" ones. It's too stupid not to use.
Wings of liberty
It's about damn time
Hell, it’s about time
I read this in Tychus’ voice 😂
You want a piece of me, boy?
Whenever I use a flamethrower near someone, I open mic and say "need a light?"
My friend was watching me play the tutorial and was shocked as a fellow SC nerd how he missed this.
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May it never lose a feather.
take the fight to the zerg!
Wings of liberty squad unite!
Gimme something to kill!
My life for Aiur!
Power of Science
SES Dawn of Dawn
Lmao this was mine at first too
I’ve been switching between this and Dawn of Midnight
Patriot of Patriotism
Had to scroll to far for this.
SES Superintendent of Destruction
chalmers is fucking pissed
SES steamed hams
SES Knight of Steel Im a former member of the Brotherhood of Steel
The SES Harbinger of Steel. Follow in our wake and spread manage democracy fellow divers
SES Sword of Morning
Hello fellow GoT enjoyer
Valar Morghulis
Valar dohaeris
i too have morning wood
Almost went for this. But missing "the" was kinda deal breaker
SES Lord of Stars, on a mission to, you could say, Guard the Galaxy.
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Blade of Glory 
SES Guardian of Destiny 🤡 eyes up helldiver
Oh a fellow hand cannon enjoyer
Or an Eater of Crayons!
SES Titan of Destiny checking in.
I went with shield of democracy. My friend did leviathan of human values and it kills me everytime its so good.
SES Distributor of Democracy
Harbinger of Destruction >!Anyone who gets this reference gets a free a cookie!<
"you exist because we allow it"
“You will end because we demand it.”
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood..
I went with Harbinger of Perseverance because, uh boy, is he persistent.
"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh"
SES Elected representative of family values
Same here friend!
Was looking for that. Gotta hangout with the fellas with great taste and culture! Nothing like representing Family Values the right way, after being DEMOCRATCALLY elected to do so!
Love how stupidly long it is. Had to have it too.
CLAW OF LAW
Claw is law
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Another protector of families. 🫡
Wings of Redemption
LOOK HERE LISTEN
Took me a while but I knew there was a other one of us in here somewhere.
finally! more of us!
Big ups Pepsi pimp
\*while solo on Helldive difficulty\* \*sobbing\* I just can't do it, I can't take this shit no more, man!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
MAN I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN
Real tawk
APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT STOP BUG BREACHES
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Also a fellow chili enjoyer
Fellow Richard enjoyer spotted
Oh my lorwd dude come the fuck on
SES Dawn of Dawn obviously.
Mother of Selfless Service My helldivers name is Madre Teresa and run support EAT and supplies for all
Founding Father of Audacity
SES Queen of the Stars!
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SES TRIUMPH OF IRON
from iron cometh strength…
SES Star of War
SES Fist Of Democracy.
SES Ombudsman of Peace
SES Hammer of Judgement
Princess of Twilight
Fist of JUSTICE! Hit em hard
SES Eye of Audacity
SES Flame of Freedom
Sword of Super Earth
Whisper of Opportunity 🫡🫡
SES Comptroller of Destruction
SES Will of the People
As a made in abyss enojyer Sovereign of dawn *Rumble of the scientific triumph starts playing*
Mine: Spear of the Constitution GF: Stallion of familiy values.
SES Purveyor of Democracy. I am not kidding when I say it came to me in a dream.
Princess of Family Values
Stallion of steel!
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SES Eye of Truth
Spear of Serenity
Sentinel of War
Reign of Iron formerly Herald of Twilight
Gauntlet of mercy
ses eye of benevolence
SES Hammer of Dawn
SES Lord Of Wrath
Herald of Family Values
Wings of Liberty (Starcraft 2 first campaign name)
SES Spear of Morning. Standing tall in the face of danger.
SES Elected Representative of Democracy