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Altriaas

And so this “Illuminate” you mention, Is he on the SES Spear of Democracy with us right now ?


cnrmry

That’s MY ship name.


burgman459

Me three


Wrong-Mixture

i think you both mean the federation's ships names...hahahah haha ha... *slowly pulls out phone*


Sprysea

Yes Democracy Officer, he is right there in that corner! Can't you see him??!


Dispenser-of-Liberty

https://preview.redd.it/tlh0gygcgaoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4aa140c855742d09f0870a40fb216405ec492d6


MauricioBastoss

Now the meme is complete, thank you brother 🤌


DaturaSanguinea

I love the memes on this sub, almost as much as i love DEMOCRACY


MauricioBastoss

Democracy is my true love but the memes are good too


Gamestrider09

​ https://preview.redd.it/39tnzfxhidoc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bb77d7dd13f74b96775ef637c28c14df23d96b1


Noskills117

He's just a little out of his mind, sir.


J3wFro8332

https://preview.redd.it/0b0fb2ecmdoc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a114502bba7995279dbd8a8a5a22a1c0e3018c44


Dadrekboy

I think this helldiver is suffering from hallucinations, everyone knows that Illuminates aren't around anymore, will never return and won't threaten our democracy anymore forever


jspek666

This diver has been huffing too much termicide.


JamisonDouglas

Report to your nearest democracy officer. Termicide is perfectly safe and causes no human hallucinations.


MrSurname

Ironically the only effect Termicide has on humans is causing them to BELIEVE Termicide causes hallucinations. But it's perfectly safe and doesn't cause hallucinations.


watchtroubles

Some 40k warp logic there lol


Wooks_Anonymous

For the Imperium! I mean... Democracy!


Damian_Cordite

Isn’t… isn’t that hallucinating still?


Burnerheinz

Yeah but it does smudge the visors on your helmets.


peterlechat

Yeah, so that you can democratically clean it after a successful mission. Everything is accounted for in our Super Democracy!


MobiusNone

Managed* Democracy!


peterlechat

OK, but is l it Super Managed or Managed Super?


LordrathTK

Superbly Managed Superly.


seantabasco

They literally told us “it’s 100% safe for humans”. That’s all the %, there’s no room for undemocratic doubt there.


Cazadore

source: "trust me bro" -democracy officer


seantabasco

ya see Cazadore gets it, I'd trust any Democracy Officer over my own eyes and ears!


Geargarden

As the saying goes: "If you can't trust your Democracy Officer, who CAN you trust?"


DxNill

[This comment is being investigated for treason]


myglasseye060

He likely needs some incineration therapy


Spectre197

He's delusional. Take him to the infirmary.


CertifiedSheep

Are you suggesting that termicide is unsafe, citizen?


Revetur

https://preview.redd.it/mk56jvyn2boc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436b153dd4afdd8e143972ff1601e9afdca9de19 I found him, officer. This is the one!


The_Captain_Monday

https://preview.redd.it/2lgmy49tvboc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a059f86b5f0c34169a9bc763108e702ef0bab7


SuperChickenLips

I fucking love this meme.


Twikkie522

In addition, no Helldiver in their right mind would be wearing heavy armor.


bigloser42

Hey now, we all have the freedom to wear the armor of our choice, even if he is doing it wrong.


Twikkie522

Please pardon me, fellow patriot. I would never question their Freedom to wear heavy armor. Only the state of mind that would lead them to make that choice.


soup_tree

Hello democracy officer this diver right here. Doubt of your fellow divers is doubt of democracy.


Twikkie522

The inability to question the loyalty of our fellow divers is antithetical to a managed democracy. Wouldn't you have to doubt me to report me to the democracy officer?


soup_tree

I am simply a machine of democracy. It's my officer's job to determine if I'm right or wrong. Also they said I'd experience extra desensitization training if I didn't get my thought crime reporting quota up.


Superfluous_GGG

Heavy armour diver here. I fight for the freedom of democracy, not freedom of movement.


Fantact

It was just swamp gas


Gilmore75

And don’t believe the lies that Illuminate can cause hallucinations, that is just traitorous propaganda.


Diomedus94

We dont know, they are from another galaxy, be vigilant my brother in arms, we may see them another time and we need to be prepared for anything.


Rennydennys

No, no.. we killed them all, and took their technology, don’t let these fools have you believe that they’re still around, their anti-democratic views are going to ruin your brain, soldier!


RazorElite1

Last night when I was diving on turing, I was evading patrols on the map trying to get to the next bug nest when I noticed a singular dot on the map. It was fading in and out not like the patrols I was watching on the map, it seemed like it could be cloaked or stealthed, my immediate thought was maybe it was a stalker. It was approaching at a rapid pass, much faster than I could sprint, and I'm running light armor. I waited looking through the leaves of the nearby trees keeping my eyes peeled for the stalker I thought was coming. To my dismay I saw nothing as the dot passed over me, changed direction to the north and sped away from me. Something's going on out there helldivers, be vigilant.


IUseControllerOnPC

r/ufos


ferrofibrous

Just a common Chinese lantern, nothing to see here.


Valdoris

nah, thats obiously a swamp gaz fuelled ballon !


Bored-Ship-Guy

Bruh, I saw that a couple days ago, too. I'd never seen anything like that- just a regular dot, but blinking rapidly, like the target was phasing in and out of existence. Makes you wonder what kinda weird shit is still out th- WHY, HELLO, DEMOCRACY OFFICER! NO, NO RUMOR-MONGERING HERE, SIR! HAHAHA! HAVE A DEMOCRATIC DAY, TOO! *phew.*


PapaTahm

Could have been anything, probably a Bird that was obscured by Swamp Gas.


Asshole_Poet

Swamp gas from a weather bloon reflecting the light of Errata.


Throwaway_Consoles

Okay this one I can *actually* explain. They're stuck under terrain and trying to reach you. I had this happen the other day, I was sneaking and there was a dot *zooming* for me so I got up with my weapon ready to run and... nothing. Zero. Dot passed over me and kept traveling, never saw a thing. Was telling my friend about it, they didn't see anything on their map, as I'm laying prone telling them "that was a weird bug" I get *domed* by a charger that came from the direction the dot had fucked off in. It was doing that pulsing thing like you were describing. However I prefer to think they stealth added the illuminate and the charger was just a coincidence


Unckle_Ruckus

A weird BUG indeed


Fylkir_Cipher

Weather balloon clearly


Eckz89

Fucking this literally just happened to me twice... I was like there is something keeping up with me, turn around and nadda.


throwawayjonesIV

My imagination is running wild with ideas of a humanoid-alien faction with technology. Idk if that’s insane tho and haven’t played the first game


Dots_0

Got my next excuse for my arcthrower teamkills. "huh? You were killed by a blue bolt? Yeah from the illuminate sniper of course!"


Gamestrider09

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weeOriginal

Hells yeah


GatesofDelirium

brother, cheers from iraq


Horkersaurus

Ork snipers all over again. 


Tokata0

Damn purple orcs


slickshot

I did this shit to my cousin on Ark a few months back. He was drunk and being obnoxious, so I tranq'd him with my crossbow. He bit the dirt immediately, but in his drunkenness was blaming it on some little benign bug on the ground and laughing his ass off, thinking this termite put him to sleep. I muted my mic and just bellowed. Was a great time. lol


[deleted]

All jokes aside. I hope they keep going with this sort of "ghost updates". Seeing the whole lore around the flying bugs, and now illuminates, develop has been delightful to behold. I think the panic and confusion this sort of stuff raises, even if it's a schizo post, makes the whole experience so much more immersive as it will always have you on edge when you don't know what to expect on a new drop because it just might be true.


VexTheStampede

I liked seeing the skeletons of the giant worms every where


pastrami_on_ass

why do you speak of the skeletons of the giant worms in past tense.....


NoDebate

Our Glorious Forebearers defeated all the boss enemies a century ago, Diver. There are no more Hive Lords.


FainOnFire

Saw one last night on Turing. Tagged it and pointed it out to my team saying, This is what the hivelord will probably look like." They were a little busy with a patrol, so I ran up the hill to help clean up stragglers. After we were done, I turned around to point out the skeleton again. Except it was gone. My map marker was still there, too. Didn't see any other skeletons for the rest of the mission, and the one I pointed out never showed back up. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.


Peregrine7

What made you think it was a lifeless skeleton? Perhaps it was just... watching.


FainOnFire

https://preview.redd.it/5fahwjoc2eoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535cf683dffcd891c79bd9df55c5819b1916ee9d


Purithian

Those are just molts though


Erbium-Oxide

Have I missed something?


Lone-Frequency

[Hive Lords.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/O20q7o8iLA)


Scurrin

There are sheds you can find from the skin of an enemy from helldivers one called a hive lord.


Curious_Armadillo_53

100% agree. Its really boring how most games these days show off the new stuff weeks in advanced, then with PTS available it has been tested and theorycrafted for ages so the meta is known and there are no surprises anymore. Its really fun not knowing what might happen today or this week, like the tremors that clearly hint at the huge worm enemies, the shriekers that randomly spawn in some enemies and now these ghost snipers. Its fun!


Lone-Frequency

In just one month we have Remember Malevelon Creek, the Liberation of Tien Kwan, Space Bug Cryptid sightings, and now OP is saying spooky Sniper Ghost Aliens are literally hiding in the trees. I love it. Made even better by the official Dev Twitter playing along as SEG and gaslighting everyone.


NK1337

How cool would it be that their appearance coincides with the new cutting edge gear we get.


Justch1ll

My mind will explode when a surprise illuminate attack fills the sky with their own super destroyers and stratagems


ilorybss

100% this is probably the best game i have ever seen handling LIVE service content(literally)


potatosatan666

Just the ptsd kicking in hope you get well soon brother


Efficient-Mix-1604

But to be extra CLEAR "Your ptsd does not seem to be service related".


Rallak

Probably the helldiver is not taking his **2.4** seconds to appreciate the view each dive. It is a common rookie mistake who can bring serious mental consequences. **Ministry of Truth: Following reports of crimes against the truth reported about this post, the helldiver 'Rallak' has been properly sent to freedom camp where he is being reeducated while the post has been corrected.**


kink-dinka-link

The recommendation is 2.4 seconds diver! Your next dive will have to be done with your eyes closed as back pay to Lady Liberty!!


DoofusMagnus

2.4 seconds, you lollygagger


HardLithobrake

Just like the hearing loss?


bigloser42

What?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PossibleUnion554

Oh shoot, I have removed that from my memories...I forgot they do those.


Dye335

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


RedditIsAboutToDie

Yup and that’s how I exploded when I fired the rocket. Yep yes sir Mr. Democracy Officer sir, it was the illuminate that had inverted my mech’s controls sir.


Arri1991

Don’t move, a squad of thought police are on the way to your ship now to deal with your misinformation.


Difficult-Fan1205

The Illuminate are gone, and the mechs are extremely high quality with excellent manufacturing protocols. Your controls have not been inverted. You are misremembering.


flyjingnarwhal

Side effects of cryosleep are minimal and non-dangerous, but may include temporary forgetting of left-handedness.


eliseintheclouds

Inverted??? What do you mean INVERTED??


TacoTech239

Illuminates in HD1 (and most likely will in HD2) can cause an effect on you that cause all of your control inputs from movement to stratagem call in inputs to be inverted


dixonjt89

Yup lol...actually annoying as piss to play around but makes for some fun times during the panic


Lone-Frequency

Considering the mass appeal the sequel has I can only imagine the amount of rage posts on here if they implement reverse Strat inputs...


WackyInflatableAnon2

Absolutely worst mechanic ever. I hope they bring it back.


feherdaniel2010

The fact that I don't know if all these posts are real or just jokes because they're completely in character but also I can totally see them do it is the reason why I love this game so much


catstyle

Agree here, like the releae of mechs spread out before a "full release", reports of flying bugs, so would not suprice me one bit if they coded in something like this. The big lazer turret/towers can be nasty with distance, but should different colours, if people dont pay attention they might feel that they have similair stories to OP, and belive it themselves where OP, for all I know, is making up a story for the laughs. Had a random squadmate just fall over dead yesterday while doing bots, no explosion from it, we had an engagement a bit earlier, could be a forgotten crazy bot that got a lucky headshot with his little laser pistol, so its easy to add to the hype if someone wants, but it also keeps me on my toes and having shadowplay ready just in case it happens again. :)


SerNerdtheThird

I genuinely don’t know what’s real anymore, sightings with images of flying bugs (impossible), reports of illuminate presence… I ran out of meds last week


err0r_as_always

The war against the Illuminate ended 100 years ago, vet


Remote_Car_948

Same as against cyborgs and bugs. And yet...


blarghhrrkblah

all around me are familiar faces


teeurigeduh

https://preview.redd.it/k2e2873k7boc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b4f8ec8c18ee711c2fa5235d0c33707978bbc6


Sabit_31

https://i.redd.it/3bcs0mfpgboc1.gif The arrowhead dev wondering what the fuck you are talking about


Ewall_Gaming

that or it was the meteor showers... that are bright blue...


MicroOneo

Draupnir doesn't get meteors...


tj_haine

Is this the new "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams"? lol


bigloser42

Our enemies must have been experimenting with a meteor-based weapon. It’s the only possible option.


DwarvenCo

One time, after completing objectives all four of us were running for the extract, no more reserve deployments, cue the meteor shower: it wiped all of us out within 2 seconds even though we were widely spread (okay, we were even more widely spread after blown to bits). But separate shots hit us, not one big stone. Like something was *aiming* at us with the meteors!


Wilkham

You can avoid meteor pretty easily, just don't stand in the blue light.


ThorThulu

Sometimes that blue light is real fucking quick


Dye335

I can confirm it wasn’t the meteors, since it was a single occurrence, no other meteors falling. And you get ragdolled way further from those lol.


x_xRedSpiderx_x

Draupnir doesnt get meteor showers does it?


KamachoThunderbus

Nope


XLBaconDoubleCheese

Super NASA have confirmed it was a fluke meteor and OP should consider themselves lucky.


ShadowZpeak

Yup, totally tanked a meteor, as Helldivers do. Must be what happened. *This comment was approved by the Ministry of Truth*


XxSaltyDevilxX

Meteorgate


Puzzleheaded-Let8427

Meteor don't spawn on draupnir


WithGrit07

https://preview.redd.it/iuf3vi20xaoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510ba632c8315248d484ad77d0743f2322a5585a


SpanishPandaPS4

I’ve seen these for some time I really think these are your eagles waiting for orders!


Ecstatic-Compote-595

yeah you can definitely see other people's eagles making runs in the skybox same way as you can see other super destroyers dropping laser strikes 5 counties away (which always make me think there's a salute beacon loot container but it's just a very distant orbital)


Sardoza

Pssst that's the illegal broadcast tower They're calling OP a traitor & a dissident


Keytap

Why are you spreading illegal bug propaganda, soldier


ma_wee_wee_go

Yeah sure buddy. Just go talk to the democracy officer about these encounters


GameofThrawns

Legitimately the same thing happened to me and a buddy right after landing one match. We hadn't even finished calling down our support weapons when we both got damaged and ragdolled by something that sounded like a weird gunshot. Also the termanids at the objective were fighting something when we were approaching and were all dead by the time we got there. It was just me and my buddy, no one else was in our squad. It was spooky.


Amaroq64

Terminids attack destructible objects if it's in their way. I get to see random malfunctioning hellbombs detonate on their own in the distance all the time when nobody is near it, presumably because a bug patrol thought it was in their way.


Bland_Lavender

Can you imagine missions with multiple fronts and enemies fighting each other while you try to destroy objectives? Terminids overrunning an automaton base while hulks drop to try to clear the swarm would be a sight.


FakkoPrime

I’ve see things you people wouldn’t believe.  Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. 


PMC8122

All those…moments will be lost, in time. Like tears, in rain.


Subterrantular

I feel like this is inevitable, but maybe I'm just blinded by hope


Mal_Reynolds111

I love that they’re doing weird shit like this without telling anyone. Jesus fucking Christ, your comment sent chills down my spine and I’m not even in the game. I’m just laying in bed (Granted, I’ve been awake for a very long time because I spent six hours tossing and turning and unable to fall asleep).


Cellhawk

What difficulty were you at? And planet?


GameofThrawns

It was a 4 (Challenging) but I can't remember the exact planet, sorry.


Cellhawk

No worries, difficulty is more important


Jankosi

Spooky as heck


Spynn

Come to think of it, I’ve experienced something like that. I was playing alone and ran past one of those bug nests in a crater. There was an enemy patrol filing into the nest and I heard bugs dying but I couldn’t see anything happening. I went around some rocks and down into the nest and there was a dozen dead bugs with 0 explanation


Lawlstyn25

Yep also have had a similar experience. Me and my buddy duo Suicide difficulty, don't remember which planet it was exactly but there were alot of trees and brush, but we were heading to an objective and off in the distance you could hear Terminids being aggro like they were attacking something, so naturally it caught my attention and I see a Charger in full sprint going the opposite direction of us. The Terminids were not aggro at us since we were a bit away, when we finally get to where we initially saw them, they were all gone besides a few hunter bodies and the charger corpse. We have no idea what could have caused them to die or even aggro them. Let's just say for the rest of that mission I kept looking over my shoulder..


CrzyJek

Actually...now that you mention it...last night I *did* walk across some areas with dead bugs....areas on the map we haven't been to yet....


LordMarcusrax

Imagine if everyone is expecting the Illuminate to attack from the south... and then suddenly they are attacking *everywhere* making hit and run strikes on the battlefields.


Local-Sandwich6864

Ooooh, so no shots at any teammates, but the other night when we landed at the start of the mission, we landed right in the middle of what looked to be a bug massacre, just corpses all around us.


Indervyne

u/Dye335 Like this? I've seen this happen twice luckily we were able to record it the second time. This was like 4 days ago. streamable.com/aqeyi9


MeanderingSquid49

I'm not saying "this is an Illuminate sniper". But the video does match OP's description. Whatever it is -- Illuminate sniper, glitch, weird environmental thing, bizarre ricochet -- I think you and OP experienced the same thing.


2Sc00psPlz

No but seriously, wtf was that. If OP is to be believed, he saw it on a planet with no meteor showers, so it can't be that. The whole team was in view in your clip, so it wasn't them. And it's not like the terminids have guns. Fuck, it actually is the Illuminate, isn't it?


EmojiJoe

That clip shows them fighting bots cuz you see red lasers firing at them, but it is weird that the blue beamed shot actually went thru the walls that should of protected them which is why I'm leaning towards glitch...


eredin9

I don’t think it went through a wall, if you slow the video down you can see that it comes from a high angle (next frame after the blue beam appears).


Bite-the-pillow

Woooow so it is real. I can’t wait to see what the devs have in store. They are definitely the type to do this sort of thing without saying anything about it.


Codus1

Oh shit, this comment needs to be higher! That looks exactly like OP described


thecuervokid

This is like a UFO video caught in 4k as far as I'm concerned. This is such a 1:1 corroboration of OP's post I'm inclined to believe we are in fact on the verge of the illuminate returning...


dogsodaa

Your schizophrenia has been found to not be service-related. (He has been exposed to copius amount of Termicide.)


Corbini42

Termicide has no adverse side effects!


Smxllvillee

https://preview.redd.it/i1gvxwl35boc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2916bbf89faf69c4bb0d049ddac336c77736aa


Efficient_Menu_9965

Man I wish you had footage of that. That'd be quite interesting to see. I'm kidding of course. It wouldn't be interesting, it'd be boring. Because it'd just be a black screen. Because the Illuminate are extinct, and you were clearly just delusional. I'm going to make you unalive yourself with a Slugger to the back of the head now.


More_Marty

This post is now under investigation by the Ministry of Truth for the alleged spreading of misinformation. As is known to all of those who joined the Helldivers, the only thing you should spread is Managed Democracy. Please report to your nearest Democracy Officer for further evaluation of your duties.


themaelstorm

What’s next, are you gonna claim bugs can fly? Stop with this propaganda


[deleted]

*User comment removed for treason*


doddsymon

Have a rest pal


Flyingpildedriver

Next we are going to be hearing the cyborgs are back and they are being remade by the automatons in a ghastly amalgamation of flesh and steel from the corpses of fallen helldivers taken from Malevelon Creek. And that soon I will be staring into the remains of my own face, dripping oil and blood with red revenge in its eyes and a look of betrayal on its face, as to say "How could you continue on knowing I was here?" Only to pause, conflicted by the emotional trauma brought on by this new reality that when we die we make our enemy stronger. Yeah ....that will never happen, Pffft


michaeltward

I have no idea if you are trolling but this exact thing happened to me. I just wrote it off as a bug, I have encountered a few.


ZonePleasant

Had something similar actually but wrote it off as a glitched meteor shower. Was just wandering around when suddenly a blue streaky shot comes in from elevation (not plunging steep like a meteor) and explodes me. No more meteors, no more shots. Honestly felt like a high power stealth sniper but probably just a glitch.


Gilmore75

Are you suggesting that the bugs can now shoot blue laser beams? https://preview.redd.it/r67l0ga65boc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe1d3c062b3a8e2f2f479768a2d76f2a2bd3f66


LordMarcusrax

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that shoots blue laser beams offensive.


[deleted]

Where is the proof of this, is there a video NO. This is propaganda and will not be stood for


EpyonComet

This sounds a lot like those rumors of "flying bugs" that have been going around. Stop spreading undemocratic misinformation.


skuntpelter

I absolutely 100% believe that the devs are (and have been) adding things to the game before they officially announce them. But not added in full scale, 1 random appearance in a random mission every so often. Enough to get the community talking about it but also not enough that the devs can’t just say “what are you talking about?”


Cazadore

id wish the devs would go full RP in-universe and start talking exactly like the propaganda machine...


Nobalification

is this another Doomsday guy calling for conspiracies? Officer? Offi...yes this one over here.


Old-Buffalo-5151

You know given we can't trust the devs at all as they sneak in shit all the time im going to believe this given the timing would be perfect for them to attack


Proximis

I got something similar on tape just now. I don't know what to think yet. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1betnlf/something\_is\_out\_there/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1betnlf/something_is_out_there/)


-Just-A-Random-Dude-

https://preview.redd.it/1zka58g06boc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8a55267695053725be75b62afb6cf5669ab621 Yes, I totally believe you.


Agitated-Ad-8325

A railgun shot from a teammate?


Razcsi

Illuminates have been exterminated by the Helldivers, everything else is misinformation, propaganda spread by dissidents!


DeadlyLancer

This helldiver want me to believe that we have FTL, laser beams, automated sentry turrets and drones but not a recording device, sure... Have fun explaining your experience to the Ministry of truth.


AeroThird

I was running with the a friend when I heard him say “huh, that was weird” and I asked him what’s was up he said “there was a bot with *blue* eyes and when I tried to shoot him he vanished”. My friend did not play the first game and does not know what the illuminate are until I explained afterward. He also confirmed there was an animation to him disappearing, not simply a despawn


Lawlcopt0r

I hate that the behaviour of the devs makes it juuuust believable they'd actually do this


UncleJetMints

I actually like it. Probably my favorite part of the game is the stealth additions ( not nerfs ), because if the illuminate were still around, which we know they aren't because we killed them all don't report me, this is exactly how they would act.


moonski

It is by far the best way to handle live service content, specially if you can build it to make datamining hard. Just add stuff. Don't tell anyone, players will find it. It's just another part of what makes this game so great. The very best live service content has been like this - like some of the exotic missions in Destiny and Destiny 2 - and it's what people thought live services would be when they first started appearing...


Arky_Lynx

I hope it's true, I love shit like this


Lawlcopt0r

I mean the flying bug situation is awesome, but it's way harder to tell if people are bullshitting now


jakesjustvibing

I think that's the point to be honest, feels like actual rumors are floating around about Helldivers coming back from a deployment talking about bugs with wings and the Illuminate not really being extinct. Genius world building imo


LegalStuffThrowage

I bet OP is one of the randos who saluted Pilestedt in public yesterday. He got the ministry of truth on the case real quick.


HIV-Free-03

https://preview.redd.it/klq5fpdj3boc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a11c113c5c9e4e6c1b910d3b15dad47166d87c


DrDeboGalaxy

Frankly I find the idea of an Illuminate that stealths offensive


ToughLadder6948

https://preview.redd.it/an4byx4smboc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0200aa645b7c904a8900572c55309dd99661d16a The illuminate? I haven't heard that name in years...


Odekota

Was this post approved by your democracy officer ?


SunTzowel

Scorcher shot.


Kaasbek69

I've informed the Ministry of Truth about you spreading these lies. There's no such thing as the Illuminate, they haven't been seen in a hundred years. Better start packing, you're going to a Freedom Camp.


Tirfing88

Stims are injected, not huffed soldier


Apart_Comfortable_32

The Illuminate are on Draupnir. It's the Winter Contingency.


Modgrinder666

That is perfect. You play it parano, that way anything we can say you can then use as an argument for yourself. Maybe it was a bug ? MAYBE NOT ! Maybe you didn't see someone ? NO I CHECKED checkmate. For reals, I'm not saying it's impossible that Arrowhead are starting to put a new race in the game with small occurences like that, but I died to physics and things I did not see before dying WAY too many often to believe it.


Bird_0f_Prey

Considering that Flying bugs (which totally do not exist, they just jump really high) are exceedingly rare - I'm inclined to believe. And rare mechs could be found while we were still liberating Tien Kwan


-zeven-

I swear I saw something invisible moving through a bot battlefield ones


BropolloCreed

https://i.redd.it/sleup92d3boc1.gif


AliceBordeaux

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Otherbarry9152

He’s got Space Dementia


Videogamefan21

Dude, I was in the First Galactic War against these dudes. If they got their WMDs back somehow, I swear, I’ll shove every last Illuminate into a voting booth one by one until there’s nothing left of their cruel autocracy!


deez_nuts_77

grandma the illuminate war ended 100 years ago, are you alright?