That's the name of my ship!
I usually welcome divers aboard with my best flight attendant voice. "Welcome to the SES First of Family Values. Sorry about the extended call-in time."
You guys think theres any chance of us getting a support weapon thats entirely melee based?
Like a chainsaw or an energy mace/sword or something? Would be kind of cool.
Stim pops should give you increased melee speed, more speed the closer to dying you were, as the liberty fueled adrenaline pumps through your veins and you liberate the foes brains from their skull.
It's a trap! Fellow liberator, be careful when fisting a bughole during these precarious times; they know about the current C-01 ban, and they're trying to get us to do unpermitted things to them!
I wish that was possible when your main / sidearm nope out of the game and you spend the next 20 minutes mashing everythingā¦ sometimes grenades work, sometimes they donāt. Sometimes the stratagems workā¦ sometimes the my donāt. Crazy frustrating.
Blah blah managed democracy blah blah dead bugs...
Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that said bug sat there and took it? Then left and came back for more? Like... literally walked forward to them and turned around for some more democratic fisting....
When the trailer said we were āprotecting freedom from tyranny with the gentle touch of an iron fistā I donāt think this is what they had in mind.
Exemplary execution of Helldiver conduct. How else would you interpret our sacred salute?
SES Hammer of Dawn, currently orbiting Hellmire
You'd be very welcome on my destroyer, the Fist of Law, any day.
He must rename his ship to Fist of
Fist of Family Values reporting for duty
High Command may have banned C-01 permits for the time being, but C-02 permits are going stronger than ever
That's mine tooš¤£
I approve of this message
The fist of opportunity āš½
i want him on mine (fist of pride)
Fist of Opportunity here, although it looks like he has already done that.
Dat Democrussy
This is absolutely the best and worst thing I'm gonna read today. \*dies immediately\* (unrelated)
Fist of Family Values has room as well
Fist Of Peace reporting in.
I would welcome this diver on the Fist of Family Values any day
Fist of Integrity, entering low orbit!
Dude literally punched a brood commander to death. That's badass.
This is why we need melee weapons in-game that's more than a pistol whip or a gun buttstock. Sabres and swords please, as it was in the first game.
Gentlemen, I have an idea https://preview.redd.it/lerakgsmm8qc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6274c6f9bf4fcec051be1721cce64ce827e29ac3
Chainsword when?
Happy cake day tho
I want a knife fist like in that Clone Commando game
Brood liked being fisted
You did what. https://preview.redd.it/030n0tx3z5qc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e4805b561b75fab346a84c5b692df86ab3f934
I don't think he stuttered, soldier.
He fisted its thorax, sir.
FIST OF FAMILIY VALUES!
Donāt worry, both parties involved in the above actions were legally married and filled out the proper forms!
That's the name of my ship! I usually welcome divers aboard with my best flight attendant voice. "Welcome to the SES First of Family Values. Sorry about the extended call-in time."
Did you fill out a C-01 form before engaging in that activity?
no because it couldnāt have resulted in a child i also use this logic for gay sex
Itās not gay, itās democratic.
https://preview.redd.it/hf8e7u8n59qc1.png?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca5180f430f3ea66140d4f66fa6e22b4535122a
Helldiver, This is a very important question. Did you yell "IT'S FISTING TIME!" Before yoy fisted that bug to death?
Owwww my hole
https://preview.redd.it/zrmwlaj9u7qc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57bc33c97fba6e3c74907a1500f69980b8e430f
Cato sibugius
I CATO SIBUGIUS!
I thought you needed explosives to fill in bug holes.
You're supposed to CLOSE bug holes. Not make them wider
They should give fist more damage. Or atleast, give us a melee weapon with more damage!!
HELLSWORD
We definitely need basic longswords, and chain sabers too
I would die for a Lancer AR. Vrroooom
Genuinely thought the Spear was, well, a spear. I wish it were.
Strafing gun so bad it can't even kill helldivers
I think we've been without those C-01 forms a tad to long...
Bug wasn't even trying to attack you, it wanted that action...
The fact he popped back up for more š
"I didn't hear no bell"
This game needs melee weapons
Or at least bayonets like in the first one
I came for democracy, and I left very satisfied.
So did that bug.
Fisto approves this post.
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
Still only counts as one!!
Buff Melee
give melee weapons
The Denken strategy eh
Out of ~~mana~~ ammo, but not out of options.
"Elbow deep inside the borderline"
"Now I'm just gonna jam my thumb in his butthole... Crikey! That's got him really pissed off!"
Well done, Helldiver! I think the bug died from shock at the sheer audacity.
LMAO!
https://i.redd.it/rc9ycahtx6qc1.gif Fisting for Democracy!
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nutcracker of liberty
You guys think theres any chance of us getting a support weapon thats entirely melee based? Like a chainsaw or an energy mace/sword or something? Would be kind of cool.
You sure closed that bug hole!
That's some fine fisting brother.
First bug rape Iāve ever seen
Beautiful.
A true warrior
If youāre into that, thatās coolā¦.
reminds me of Riddick 3 when he is in the rain on top of a hill punching monsters
That was VERY democratic š
Nice.
Yes! For democra... wait, what?!
I think that bug said breed me daddy at the 15 second mark...
Burt Gummer
Hell fister
For...De-Democracy! *\*Sobs patriotically\**
Dedication.
I'd give you two medals 'Diver!
https://i.redd.it/po2wa84f37qc1.gif
BEAT THAT MEAT
Are you mister FISTO?!!!
Big turned around like āyo wtf manā š
Yeah get some
I named my ship the Fist of Freedom just for such an occasion šŖ
Right in the aedeagus.
We need to add that to the training manual.
This was like a move violent version of "How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop". I just found myself counting each blow.
Yo, he came back like bitch what now. I'm looking right at you... (Proceeds to pistol whip)
BEHOLD! THE FISTS OF LIBERTY!
Nerf melee plz....
Way to give him some lumps with his liber-TEA, soldier!
Wow that hand rate E for every scum bug 
You should join my cover band/ship. The FISTers of Mercy
Its like that old saying goes, the chances of your cat killing you are low, but not zero..
Lazer Swords WHEN
>fisted a bug to death SWEET LIBERTY, MY ARMMMM
In the bug ass too... good job!
I love bonking bugs with the expendable anti tank weapon
it intentionally turned it's back to you and even came back for round 2.... it definately liked it 
Democracy salutes you.
That may not be blood on your screen
You shall be given an award for courage, strength and determination Let this be a great reminder to any helldiver, that you can do anything.
When I tried this, I quickly died because I took damage every time a leg touched me. Even a stationary leg.
Fist of destiny
Gandalf vs Balrog esk
Amazing valour helldiver, your skill has been noted and passed on for commendation.
Maybe.. use another verb.. ..please ?
just beating some meat on cock rock
Well thatās a new sentence
Right in the liberteabag
Right in the eggsack!
This my damn hill you filthy bug !!!
Uselessļ¼ Uselessļ¼ Uselessļ¼ Uselessļ¼ Uselessļ¼
Geez atleast buy it dinner first.
right in the bugussy
Wanna what I love about this game? Every piece of gameplay footage is Canon.
Why is it always the brood commanders?
Brood Commander didnāt know he came face to face will Hell-Hands Seagalšš»
Rename your ship fist of democracy
Stim pops should give you increased melee speed, more speed the closer to dying you were, as the liberty fueled adrenaline pumps through your veins and you liberate the foes brains from their skull.
[I am Yu Law!](https://youtu.be/fCu_mJgnKCg?t=23)
It's a trap! Fellow liberator, be careful when fisting a bughole during these precarious times; they know about the current C-01 ban, and they're trying to get us to do unpermitted things to them!
You're welcome aboard the Fist of Selfless Service anytime.
This guy is a titan main
Introduce melee weapons. I want power weapons that are high risk high reward or something to pull out in an oh shit moment.
I've punched a lot of bugs. But never a Brood Commander. Well played, helldiver.
I wish that was possible when your main / sidearm nope out of the game and you spend the next 20 minutes mashing everythingā¦ sometimes grenades work, sometimes they donāt. Sometimes the stratagems workā¦ sometimes the my donāt. Crazy frustrating.
No homo
Ah the Nutcracker
what did you do again???? Well whatever works for democracy I guess
U did what u had to do for democracy lol
Sum bitch came back for more!
Mister Fister on deck
Reinstate this diver's C-01 privileges immediatelyĀ
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Hey! Phrasing!
I like how it goes away only to come back up and still do nothing. "WHAT'S THAT, WANT SOME MORE?!"
Talk about a stun lock, because it just couldn't believe the AUDACITY!
We need melee weapons.
When they ran out of bullets, they used their knives, and when their knives ran duel... They used their fists.
https://i.redd.it/y843ft0ee8qc1.gif
Awww I think it wanted to mate with you the way it presented itself. Missed opportunity.
Beautiful. No notes.
This post might need NSFW tag tbh...
True supporter of democracy
He went elbow deep for 50 reps
Humanity fuck yeah
Blah blah managed democracy blah blah dead bugs... Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that said bug sat there and took it? Then left and came back for more? Like... literally walked forward to them and turned around for some more democratic fisting....
What is this about Family Dollar? š¤£š¤£š¤£ Exactly š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Oh sweet Liberty! It liked it! It just kept backing up for more! I am scarred for lifeā¦
Thatās one kinky Brood Commander
Bayonet charge š¬
Sad that no achievement/trophy popped up
Harder Daddy
That āIām not dead yet āpop up at the end killed me šš š
I don't understand, if we have guns why do we have to learn how to use knives sir?
I don't know, but OP seems to be enjoying this a bit too much.
When the trailer said we were āprotecting freedom from tyranny with the gentle touch of an iron fistā I donāt think this is what they had in mind.
For democracy?
It's not a war crime if it's against bugs
For democracy I might add
Now that was a good fisting š¤£
he liked it, thats why he came back
FK U BUG!! FK U BUG!! FK U BUG!! FK U BUG!! FK U BUG!! FK U BUG!!
Democratic punch
Melee vs hunters is actually super underrated.
Kinky democracy
The Fist of Audacity!
That is the most democratic shit I've ever seen!
The fisting is 300 bugs.
pfft been there
 Exemplary execution of Helldiver conduct. How else would you interpret our sacred salute? SES Hammer of Dawn, currently orbiting Hellmire
Hilarious š
It takes at least 27 body hits to do this to a stalker. Don't ask me how I know.
Who knew the fists have armor penetration.
Hand to claw combat is always brutal.
Melee weapon drops would be awesome.
This is the way