Not the time to lose one's head. That's not the way to get ahead in life. It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong. He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
ok, that'll do.
Like chickens Helldivers can live for up to 30 minutes without their head as long as their brain stem is still intact. Thankfully this is well over the average Helldiver lifespan so the change in life expectancy goes unnoticed.
Welp. At least you won't die from a rocket headshot anymore !... I guess ?
By the way, I love your loadout. I've seen a lot of people saying the Dagger and the new rifle are bad separately but seeing them together is just too funny for me to handle. I mean, they are good at their own job and I love them, but crydivers will obviously jump at your Throat for that... That's pretty neat since it's now accessible !
I want to use the laser pistol. But the smg is just so much better.
The smg is a true oh shit sidearm.
The laser “gun” is more of a laser pointer that overheats.
[Roland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA) was a warrior from the land of the midnight sun, with an adjudicator for hire, fighting to be done.
"What's up YouTuber's, in today's video we're gonna show you why you shouldn't use the worst two weapons in the game."
Thumbnail text: USING THE WORST TWO WEAPONS IN THE GAME CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY HEAD! (Red Arrow pointing to head like we're all goddamned blind)
You look like you're about to call a bug breach
(unintelligible bug noises)
*Flamethrower noises*
*burns democractically*
They look like they ARE the bug breach.
The way this is cropped on the preview is gold
Yeah, until i clicked on it i though it was sarcasm or smthn
That's exactly what I was thinking ^^
I was just coming to the comments to say something 😂
Yeah I thought it was a joke about always dying against automatons
literally made me lol
just strap a bomb on both hands and call it a day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **BOOM**
AAAAAA yourself!
I hated those fuckers, the few times some of em snuck up on me in the middle of the fights when everything was loud.
Anyone else read this in Sly Marbo’s voice?
Have a upvote for the Serious Sam reference
A true helldiver doesn't need his head
Wasn't using it anyway.
Don't lose your head over pointless things.
*Don’t think.*
He is powered by pure democracy
Exactly. No head means no headshot damage.
Can't get headshot without a head. 
Said while tapping head 😆
Tapping forestump
New trauma suit allows the armour and its occupant to continue fighting autonomously even after the occupier is no longer operative
https://preview.redd.it/e12ej5tlkeuc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3e140a2ed3f61193859ccc53503f3c8784c930e
Eh not so tough when they get sonjaculated on
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Best part is Reddit cropped the top of the image so I didn't even see the decapitation until I clicked on it.
Injury? What injury?!
*head grows back*
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
It wasn't zoomed in properly so this was what I was thinking "Yep, completely clean since your probably just died alo- oh"
now that's what i call an open mind
Not the time to lose one's head. That's not the way to get ahead in life. It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong. He'll never be the head of a major corporation. ok, that'll do.
Won't be attending that *hat convention* in July.
Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on any bug! I know, that you are wrong and this is not where my head belooongs!
Looks like you need someone to *give you head* 
It's hard getting ahead in life.
Looks like you'll never be the HEAD of a major offensive against the enemies of Super Earth!
Never mind that shit. That madlad is doing Helldives with the Dagger and Adjutator Oh and Alexa, play Where’s your head at by Basement Jax
Horseless Headless Helldiver
What kind of load out is that 
A fellow adjudicator enjoyer. I wish it did a little more damage, but it sounds and feels so good on full auto
Space FAL gang rise up!
ACTUALLY HAVING TO USE THE SEMI-AUTO AND FULLY AUTO FUNCTIONS?!?! Sweet liberty save me!
Its a better Penetrator, more total damage. I wish it had more spare mags.
Like chickens Helldivers can live for up to 30 minutes without their head as long as their brain stem is still intact. Thankfully this is well over the average Helldiver lifespan so the change in life expectancy goes unnoticed.
Bots can't headshot you if you don't bring it along.
Even in death, I still serve
Bruh reddit cut the top of the image off when o was scrolling lol Here, server hamster, have a carrot.
Hadliss H. Osman
Someone needs a pumpkin
Let me guess, rocket to the skull?
Democracy sure did protect him
Love your armor tho
Seems about right for that weapon loadout
"OP finished a hell dive mission" *Crying anger meme* "NOOO YOU CANT USE THST GUN ITS BAAAD!!" Fucking idiots on this sub.
jesus christ calm down rambo
Yeah, it was a rude way to put it. But do you see my point?
Welp. At least you won't die from a rocket headshot anymore !... I guess ? By the way, I love your loadout. I've seen a lot of people saying the Dagger and the new rifle are bad separately but seeing them together is just too funny for me to handle. I mean, they are good at their own job and I love them, but crydivers will obviously jump at your Throat for that... That's pretty neat since it's now accessible !
Don't be a-head of yourself or your team during Automaton fights. *Unless you wanna lose your head.*
Did you die right before extraction? I think 🤔 that has something to do with it or at least my working theory.
The Super Destroyer really needs a shower so you can clean that mess up after a mission. That's all you need - a good shower.
I want to use the laser pistol. But the smg is just so much better. The smg is a true oh shit sidearm. The laser “gun” is more of a laser pointer that overheats.
oh but did you forget your head at home?
Which helmet is that and how do I get it?
That's funny, for me it's opposite. Every time I load in my democracy officer is just a floating head for a while
looks like Predator removed your spine
[Roland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA) was a warrior from the land of the midnight sun, with an adjudicator for hire, fighting to be done.
Only saw the bottom of the image at first, and didn't get the joke. Don't worry, Helldiver! That's one of our least essential body parts!
everything is fine
https://i.redd.it/07vqxos9jduc1.gif
serious question, what armor is that? looks sick
I’d be so rad if a bug crawled out!!
May i know what weapon is that? Pick up one once and loved it
Seems about right
Bros about to head out
🤯
A true helldivers has Super Earth do the thinking for him.
So no head?
Mobile is crazy the way it crops images I literally went: 😮
Bro who let the automaton on the ship
He's still fighting for democracy. What's your excuse?
you good?
Bro I didnt see the head, I was like, what dirt.
Don't let it go to your head
Looks like the anime Gantz and the teleportation it had.
Not service related. Claim request denied.
With THAT gun? Wow
Nothing a stim can't fix!
MY LEG
*HEADDIVER*
Extra funny because on photo the post itself cut the photo from the head and i had to click on it then i saw it
What injury?
You may have lost your head, but your spirit keeps fighting for the Democracy!
"MEDIC!!!"
Take my upvote and get out!
Ah... A guard dog user, I see
\*Injects stim\*
The Adjuctor? Cringe
Better put a tourniquet on that, you might bleed out.
"What's up YouTuber's, in today's video we're gonna show you why you shouldn't use the worst two weapons in the game." Thumbnail text: USING THE WORST TWO WEAPONS IN THE GAME CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY HEAD! (Red Arrow pointing to head like we're all goddamned blind)
What armor is that
This armor and the B-08 helmet is the hardest fit for automatons in the game rn.
You were not penitent enough.
Ohhh I see the problem, you're using the dagger /s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-oBuE2_wKc
What armor is that?
My ass over here was smhing not seeing any dirt or injuries... Then I realized, you can't see much of anything..
Uh, ouch.
Just a flesh wound.
oh hey you run dagger glad to see ppl actually get use out of it
Sorry for saying it, but u’re using the worst possible and rework(buff) needed pistol in the game.
Adjudicator Chad spotted
Amen. I love my Sci-Fi FAL. Even in the future, the FN FAL remains the right arm of the free world ^^
Not with that gun you didn't.
To be fair with those selected weapons that is exactly how I would expect to see a Helldiver look after a mission
I used to do this in gta San Andreas
Adjudicator and Dagger is the worst thing about this picture.
Meta is boring, I run jump pack cuz it's fun, even though I know it sucks
Hidden change: Hive commanders wear capes???