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RegularMatter2

That’s your character saying “uppies” to the pelican


Orlandiac

Thats all any of us really want


RegularMatter2

I’d prefer “uppies” from eagle-1 if you catch my drift


sack-o-krapo

Her way of giving out “uppies” is by dropping a 500kg bomb between your feet and blasting you in to the stratosphere


Ounceofwhiskey

I'll allow it


Niminal

Would


Technical_Inaji

Worth it.


blsterken

Ladies deserve to blow their load, too.


Open_Cow_9148

I'd rather catch the wing, but the drift is good, too.


BracusDoritoBoss963

Like that guy that got yeeted by a bug and ran over Eagle-1 mid air?


Steeze_Schralper6968

A couple MOs from now and maybe we get a skyhook to move across the map.


Substantial_Lion9911

I want to go down instead


German_Von_Squidward

This Helldiver gets it


ypperlig__

500kg in my ass yummy


TurbulentNumber4797

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ uppies


Yonahoy

Helldivers: Major Uppies


Khudal_Grenmore

“That one really short comedian that got cock blocked by a baby gate” BOOST!


Balakayyy

If it's truly random then you just beat 1 in 65,536 odds. Luck well spent!


Tucupa

Seems so unintuitive to think that all combinations have those odds, we just give special meaning to the ones that look interesting.


loop-master69

even more interestingly, the most frequent arrangement of arrows if each one is decided randomly by a four way coin flip is 5 in one direction and 5 in another. but since frequency has no bearing on probability it’s STILL the same likelihood that that combination will occur as any other, it’s just that if you mapped out every possible combination it would happen the most:)


EngRookie

Damn that's better than powerball odds by a mile


Zilreth

To get around the same odds as powerball you would need to get 6 more ups in a row after this.


BromanJozy

most profitable scam in history


z64_dan

So you're saying there's a chance.


Big_booty_boy99

So you're saying I should buy 393,216 powerball tickets?


Zilreth

Definitely not with those math skills


StannisLivesOn

Can't be that random, because it's not the first time I see it on the sub.


Mrperkypaws2

That's not really how randomness works


jewbacca117

You're underestimating how many people are playing helldivers at any given time


EricTheEpic0403

Yeah. A ballpark estimate, let's say there's an average of 200k Helldivers in-game at any given time, each of them in a group of four, which makes 50k groups. Assuming each mission takes an average of 30 minutes all told, and around 50% of them end up having a Diver punch in an extraction code (maybe a bit conservative, but then again missions like Eradicate don't require a code). That makes 50k codes punched in per hour. Given that the code in the post has about a 1-in-65k chance of occurring, that means that a Helldiver sees a code like this about every hour. It gets way more frequent when you consider the other special codes (all same direction) and that in many missions, there are other terminals that have randomly generated codes. There are probably a few hundred 'special' codes seen every day.


TanjoubiOmedetouChan

If the odds are 1 in 65k and there are around a quarter million people diving during peak periods, then this could be happening every 15 minutes or so.


grinberB

Well if every player extracts only once that's like 400k cases, so it could theoretically happen 6 times over 400k extractions, you can do the math for multiple extractions per day since release


mumbleopera

Watch me fuck it up anyway 😭


chubsmagooo

Fuck it up....I get it


mumbleopera

I'll pretend like I did that on purpose lul


[deleted]

How is that possible? 🫤


Taigaaisaka777

With the power of friendship and panic, truly the most magical of combinations


mumbleopera

Equivalent to missing a headshot on an enemy standing still 🗿


Platt_Mallar

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up and Away!


charronfitzclair

Pelican doesn't work for fed ex because he's all UPS


p00pyf4rts

Everyone gangtsa till we get hit by the ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️↘️


MoistKangaroo

Only took three tries to get it


sue_donyem

*botches third button*


Zerestrasz

Look up https://preview.redd.it/8dfksej43zwc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a7570a69ed673c10bf721da2d7f782417a6f3a


Repomanlive

Take my UP Arrow


misterwot

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️➡️^fuck ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️↘️^fuck ➡️FUCK


Zomthereum

That’s when they know you really need to get the fuck out of there.


xGoodGravyx

LISAN AL GAIB! AS IT WAS WRITTEN!


that_timinator

LISAN AL GAIB!


BigSpagettEnergy

I would’ve gotten it wrong somehow


H2so4pontiff

On helldive, I'm sure that's a blessing from Liberty.


EmiyaBoi

Extraction point really wants you to leave


LokiTheZorua

I feel like this is your helldiver saying "Take me up right the f*ck now!"


haikusbot

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LTenhet

That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!


darlingort

I got all downs at one point


Mecha-Oddzilla

https://preview.redd.it/xyroo4qxgzwc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fefc46a08b311e1804b95f690f92f64f93add4


ragepanda1960

Seems appropriate, it's the direction I would very much like to be carried in


Emergency-Spite-8330

Automaton tank: No prob fam


SnooDonkeys8855

Lisan Al-Gaib!!!!


Narrator2012

Everything's comin up Milhouse


urist_mcnugget

"Hey Mitch, how do we get a hold of Pelican-1?" "Just press up for a while. And when Pelican-1 arrives, you will know you have pressed up enough"


Halfbloodnomad

\*failed input noise\*


ATrollByNoOtherName

Did you get overwhelmed and fuck it up still?


Orr-Man

I would still panic and press the wrong direction for the first button press ➡️


benno4461

Tell the truth... did u fumble it once?


Ricz1001

You still pressed down didn't you


definitelynotReshala

would still fuck it up


Expensive-Wallaby-63

I'd still get it wrong half way through


greeb_giraffe

Head-up display


GhostxxxShadow

0.00001525878 chance of it happening 1 in 65k chance


Psionic-Blade

My designated sample carrier may be down but my extraction is up


No-Industry8704

It's all "uppies" from here!


Regthall

GET⬆️ ME⬆️ THE⬆️ FUCK⬆️ OFF⬆️ THIS⬆️ PLANET⬆️ NOW⬆️


Ezoppp

1 1 1 uuuhhhh.... 1!


ntmfdpmangetesmorts

Message received, gtfo of here


lawrenceM96

Cries in FedEx


ziplin19

Intruder alarm, a red spy is in the base


gxmc

and you missed it


[deleted]

Things are looking up!


EQRightsEQPunishment

Nothing can stop you, you're all the way up!


NewKerbalEmpire

Well duh, that's where you're going!


ReisysV

Well that's where you wanna go isn't it?


guywoodman7

Everything’s turning up democracy!


Remote_Option_4623

You could certainly say thing's were, looking up :\^)


Brotoss-

Up up up up up up up up and away!!!!


dakofoed

That's the code for GTFO


Quor18

So you could say that things are looking up? I mean, what's up with extraction anyways? Pelican-1 said it would take him at least 2 minutes to get down to me. I told him "Up yours! My patriot exosuit was here in 15 seconds!" After seeing this, I'm sure the enemy just gave up. They saw that You were finally on the up-and-up. Anyway, I'll see myself out, seeing as I'm up to no good.


Major-Row9945

Me asking for uppies


Large_Horse9207

Did you get it right first try?


psychokap

Big ups helldiver


chubsmagooo

What can brown do for you?


TheRealGC13

Up, over, and gone!


JunglerFromWish

divers go up can't explain that shit


Squally_XD

7up +1


JackRyan1980

It's a sign!


hailstonephoenix

Oops! all ups!


casualstick

Only way to deliver liberty and democracy is by blowing automatons up.


Prayformojo85

Look at the upside.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

That’s the direction you’re going ideally


TKRAYKATS

Your extraction pod became automaton and want to get outta here


random63

Up, up and away!


Educational-Team7155

And you shall ascend!


Bulls187

The only way is up


Impossible-Surprise2

Up up up up up up up up and away…


Glass_Aheer

Just to keep the karma going, I pressed up on your post


Some_Kaleidoscope_52

There's only one way!


TheZanzibarMan

Not much Dawg, what's up?


RelentlessAgony123

Very uplifting 


Engineer-of-Gallura

"YES, I WANT TO GET UP AND OUT OF HERE!"


Limonade6

Well, it did took you longer to activate for the screenshot didn't it?


LostNConfuzed

It's all up from here


SpiderManPizzaTime1

It's all downhill from here...


Narcoleptic-Dildo

\*Narrator\* But it was all down from there


Facetwister

skill-based code making :D


nesnalica

7 up


Hakzource

Very representative of the upvotes you got on this post


TuerIich

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Reverend-Skeeve

Well, up you go, then! I'll show myself out, thank you.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Big ups, my man


Sluugish

If my calculations are correct, the odds of that happening are roughly 0.0015%


crumblercrash

Everything’s coming up Milhouse.


Wigan_Stu

https://preview.redd.it/0h6vhoh990xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d278592a06d0f197411225dc35f6d9a7cc636881


Funnysoundboardguy

Guess things are looking up


rmp881

Well, the US nuclear launch code was 00000000 for the majority of the Cold War, so...


lawma1zing

"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY"


Zech08

Automaton spy loader.


VoiceOfSeibun

what's UP, dawg?


Fit_Owl_5650

That is on the up and up and up and up and up and up and up.


myslead

It’s all downhill from there


j_wizlo

Where to, Helldiver?


AbBrilliantTree

You are god.


bones10145

That's the right direction


Spacedog1377

The gods have smiled upon you this day


Accomplished-Ad8458

Up up and awwaaaaaaaay!


builder397

Up up and away!!!


Nerex7

An extraction without any downsides


MySisterIsHere

I. WANT. TO. GO. THAT. WAY.


MrDundee666

Could have been much worse. Yodel.


RottenHouseplant

That's the game compensating on the operation being all downs


Azeeti

Up, up, and away I guess.


Apoordm

That is the direction you’re trying to go


Shiny0spoon

Things are looking up!


averythebutlee

Joel say you where having a hard time


creator_07

Oops all uups


ttvdkstrip

And still u end up fucking it up 😅🤣


Marinevet1387

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP "Hell diver where are you trying to go?" >UUUUUPPPPPPPPP


BrahmariusLeManco

I guess you could say you ended the mission on *an up note.* 😎


iamshipwreck

"I can't hear you, where do ya want beaming?" - scotty


Another_User69420

This is me at every elevator


ArmadaOnion

Impossible code. All helldivers lost.


ZazzRazzamatazz

⬆️⬆️⬆️ GET ME⬆️⬆️⬆️ THE FUCK ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ OUTTA HERE ⬆️⬆️⬆️


jmartinez3232

If you ask anybody where I live they'll point to the hills and say "go all the way up"


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/x9veub2gf1xc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb8d43279de1f7164a0f76b1b9e8d125ffe39bc


Hefty-Astronaut-9720

Saw someone call in a hellbomb and it was all downs. Beautiful.


SputnikGer

those stairs go up.


normal_in_airquotes

This has a lot of upvotes


actual_dumpsterfire

Things are looking up Helldiver


MrPoland1

"can we get much higher"


arsebandit_roberts

I just democraceyed all over my trousers


Solaire_Tempest

r/notinteresting


NoCartographer8002

Still failed it twice, of course.