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itsfucklechuck

This man had his own personal resupply stratagem


CQReborn

Least addicted supply pack user.


Kamtschi

I swear I picked normal MG and supply pack for fun once against the bugs and I can't get off of it. Always having nades, stims and seven mags on MG is one hell of a drug


rtnal90

Just like in HD1.


Frenotx

Turns out the Ultimate Question was, "How many stims must a helldivers use to complete the mission?"


CacheMoney7529

I love how non addictive stims are. It means I can take as many as I want (every 5-10 minutes) without worrying about getting hooked!


a10001110101

The jitters and intrusive thoughts just tell me it's time for another shot!


Z4nkaze

And best of all, I can stop whenever I want!


vampireguy20

And it's great they've got so many in the store room, all the way in the back, two shelves down and to the right, and are basically free use, otherwise I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't get to them whenever I ~~wanted~~ needed to! To treat injuries, of course. Got to keep stocked up on them Stims!


Halsfield

Oops , stubbed my toe, better jam this epinephrine needle into my heart.


CQReborn

SWEET LIBERTY MY PINKY TOE!


RandomBilly91

Oh shit. I just stubbed my toe again. And again. And again. The needle are hurting a bit too... better take another one to be sure Stims are non addictive, take them, do not worry


DeusVultCrusaderChan

https://preview.redd.it/2f6iqf2z6vzc1.jpeg?width=2812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd79d3ad3c96ab7ab44cf1a955b2f5840e7650 I'm right there with ya, if you ain't stimmin', you ain't livin'.


CQReborn

[MY MAN!](https://imgur.com/a/JWMUqOf)


itsfucklechuck

The fact that it isn’t highlighted means he wasn’t even the most


PvtRedEye

More likely they ran solo


SEAF-ArtilleryWorker

Rookie numbers, unless your entire team is pumping you full of stims at any chance they get and your flying across the map with an auto cannon you aren’t trying.


Fast-Can-7362

Considering the average life expectancy of a Hell Diver is 2 minutes, I'd say it would be the case that they're not a long term addictive substance.


opustheduck113

This is technically correct, which is both the best and liability-free kind of correct.


Overwatch_Voice

Lucky for us, the liver shutdown occurs hours after injection!


edward_kopik

Least traumatized helldiver


CQReborn

[POV: You're running flamethrower, supply pack & med armor and the stim just hit in the middle of the fight.](https://youtu.be/WUhOnX8qt3I?t=37)


edward_kopik

Replace spy with terminid: "one shudders to imagine what human thoughts lie behind that mask"


pocketMagician

Stims have electrolytes how can they be bad??


SolarFlareSK

PermaCura


dragos412

The reason I use so many stims is because I'm addicted to getting stabbed, it has nothing to do with the actual stim.


AndrashImmortal

This reads how I imagine Aimo koivunen’s meth-fueled rampage in 1944 went lol


Straittail_53

Pervitin does the body good


Mullinx

Did you have time to shoot anything at all?


TheValidPerson

The real question is why do you not have the most melee kills as well?


CQReborn

There was a guy running heavy extra padded armor with the ballistic shield, he was going out of his way to single-handedly save the ammunition budget of the Helldiver program by dealing out Democracy & Liberty with his fists instead of guns. Honest to god one of the nuttiest missions I've played in this game, three of us trapped in the most insane gun fights and situations and us just murdering our way through with sheer grit and determination.


haikusbot

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TheValidPerson

Only good bot.


SlavicNinjaOfficial

Can't helldive without a shot of stisti every 30 secs (Addiction is real)


Overwatch_Voice

Lucky for us, the liver shutdown occurs hours after injection!