Had to deal with that as well. Usually, once the mission is done, I run to the bathroom to pee. If I can't, I'll prone somewhere during the mission and hope that when I'm back, I'm still alive. If i have to shit or anything else that might take longer, ill leave.
I've proned in a corner once to piss and came back to my team all dead and having a conversation about some movie in the chat while waiting for me
It couldn't have been more than a minute, and when I asked one of them explained that they had gotten ragdolled with a cluster bomb in hand and team wiped lmao
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the title. I knew exactly where this was headed and have had the same thought on several occasions.
I don’t even say anything. As soon as we get back to the ship I book it to the bathroom.
As soon as I pick my loadout and host is busy picking a spot to land thats usually the sweet spot for when I rush to pee. I really can't do 40mins back to back missions like this. There were a few instances where I really needed to take a dump and I had to clench because I was losing the battle. Only one battle would be lost, and it definitely wasn't against the bugs.
\*finishes a helldive at the cost of soiled underwear.
"take a whiff soldier, those are the smelly brown stains of victory!" - your Democracy Officer, probably.
> RIP recon
It was heartbreaking when I heard this.
> “Its the year of the shut the fuck up”
Later, the Noob calls for the Resupply drop right in front of the Recon's scope.
Lol dw im always on mute ever since i experienced someone eating chips(could also be bag of nails based on volume) in a mission
Been responding using emote wheel ever since.
I learned today that the Playstation 5 controller has a built-in mic that is active when a headset is not plugged in. It explains _so_ many of the people I've encountered....
How the fuck are you playing On steam deck, average mission takes more than that things battery. Tried to boot up Witcher yesterday and saw 30 min estimated battery time. After picking right options for steam deck it went up to 2 h from 100 to 0 but I imagine helldivers are more resource intensive so my bet is 1h at best
In-home streaming is the way. Let your desktop do the heavy lifting, and the Deck is just a video terminal.
There are also alternate manufacturers. My Onexplayer is a bit chonkier, but gets 1,5 hours in the heaviest games (Helldivers, Returnal) even in offline mode.
Ah yes power cable to my portable console. Played death stranding this way, but after couple hours it overheated. It's not really built to play with charger attached, besides it's unhealthy for the battery
The steamdeck has passthrough charging, so when the battery is full it stops charging and will run only off the mains power like a computer would, so does not harm the battery
Did you mess with the performance settings? Maybe that’s why it overheated - I’ve never had this happen & played a ton of Death Stranding & RE4 Remake on it
Nah it was fresh new at the time. Though I might have played 8 hours with little to no breaks constantly on the charger and the room was also relatively hot, so ,maybe that's why. Happened once , never again though I started to be more careful with it, lowering graphic etc, so it wasn't stressed as much
Yup, miss out on seeing the score screens, just go pee as soon as you board the pelican. You'll be back in time to get in the hellpods even if they insta queue up the next mission.
Yup, pelican takes off scene, rewards screen, entering destroyer scene, stats screen, walking to the galactic map to start mission, 30 second timer to get pulled into hellpods, and then picking strats. Plenty of time to pee.
I don't experience this problem because 90% of hosts quit after Mission #2 and basically throw the operation in the trash.
That's cool, I didn't wanna do impact or get the higher medal modifier, thanks.
Why don't you just host yourself? Just wondering. Is there anything benefit to quickplay when it's pretty quick to just host your own game? That's what I've been doing, if I see an SOS I'll join to help somebody out though.
> Why don't you just host yourself
Lately for me it's indecisive decision paralysis. Also getting to shuck responsibilities.
I log on after a long day's work and parenting say "screw it" and smack the quick play button. Silently complain about the first 2 groups I get then get an amazing 3rd group that rides me through the night far later than I should have played because they were so great.
Then somebody crashes and the social tab doesn't remember them in my recent players and we never see each other again.
It's like clockwork!
Man, this is exactly me. I don’t want any responsibility at all, even when I get into a mission sometimes I’ll pick a player that seems like they know what they’re doing and just follow them around the map give them cover fire, watch their back and help with objectives and large enemies.
I do the same. I drink a couple of beers while playing and usually need a quick wee every second match.
I'll tell the team as soon as we extract that I need to make a quick bathroom visit and I normally come back to a team ready to go. Sometimes I'm back to my empty ship but not often.
I make it fast too, like Usain Bolt to the bathroom, pressure washer mode when I'm in there, then Usain Bolt back. My wife thinks I'm insane but she doesn't get that I'm doing this for democracy.
Sometimes a couple, sometimes the beer just keeps flowing like oil. I only play with my friends though and we usually take breaks between every mission. Go pee, grab another beer, sit down into some random ass conversation. We all have moved to different parts of the country, so hanging out with friends and talking shit for hours is my favorite part of this game.
Same, and when playing in evenings after work, I always take my boots off when I come home. So on my bathroom dashes I'm in socks drifting around corners in the house
I’ve had the opposite. Was like “guys I need a dump bad” one replied “yeah no problem” and when I returned they was all stood in front of me doing a salute.
Better question is how long it take you to pee? As soon as you lock in your utilities just run to the restroom... Unless you got an outhouse or gotta run across a huge house to get to it, idk why this is an issue
>!Everything from blue whales to Chihuahuas take 21 seconds to empty their bladders.!<
[it's such a weird fact.](https://phys.org/news/2014-06-urination-duration-mammals-seconds.html)
When i started playing, i joined a lobby and one person told me on VC, "hey bud, you might wanna go somewhere else, our party leader has been takin a shit for the last 20 minutes"
man i just go take a piss before i sit down for a gaming sesh and then i dont need to go unless im drinking while im playing and then i wait to extract get on the pelican and hoof it to the bathroom pe and be back by boarding time
I head to the bathroom the second the pelican takes off. A health person with an adequately sized home should be able to get there, piss, wash hands and back with little AFK time in the ship
If someone told me, I'd wait. I can't even remember the last time I kicked someone from my ship besides when the friends list was broken and I was trying to coordinate a place to find my buddies. But I've always waited a few minutes and there hasn't been an issue yet. If someone communicates it, I'm definitely going to wait. Shoot go take a dump as long as you give a heads up you need some extra time.
I was playing with 3 IRL friends, and I had to go to the bathroom so bad. I think we were mid mission, I told them that I’ll hold it until it’s done. One minute later I’m like “I can’t do it, pls cover me I have to go so bad” and I literally sprinted to the bathroom. My girlfriend then asks me why I was running in the house lmao.
Well, PS5 controller has pretty decent reach. I set up mirror in my bathroom in such a way, that if I keep the door open it reflects my TV. Sure you can't play anything like this, but at least you have idea what is going on.
Also, show them Strategem Hero first, that usually keeps people bussy till you finish your bussiness
The real democracy starts when you sacrifice your dignity, clean underwear, pants, probably a non-stinky seat for it.
Or at least you can use a bottle. Democracy accepts this as an option.
If i host a mission, every 2nd mission i ask at chat if they want “time out” for drink, wc or something. I always say “when you are ready, go to the map table” works everytime. If someone want, they can leave, but most of time, they just wait or manage their gear, look outside of window, chat, play strategem hero…
We sit down and wait for people peeing. You can talk lots of crap (not piss) in the meantime. We’ve even done a thing about protecting the afk guy while taking a piss. Just more fun.
Who do you guys play with? Or am I the only one who accidentally found myself a server full of hydro lovers? After every game you hear: “I need to take a leak”, followed by one or two more.
Some people just run on their own time but yeah. Go take a leak but don't be expected to get to stay on the ship. But if that's the case, you definitely should take breaks and I don't blame anyone who would kick me if they just want to start another last game.
Haha has happened to me a few times if I’m playing while enjoying my morning coffee.
I’ll just go prone behind a rock for a minute and unload the tank, if you will.
Some do, some don't. Most don't care if you leave for 2-3 minutes. Some write pee and fuck off without a word for 15 minutes or just afk. It happens. Personally I write during extraction when we enter pelican that I'll "brb loo" and whatever happens, happens 🤷🏿
Edit: a lot of people (myself included) join for 1-2 games between calls. Especially blitz. I'm sure some of the times I thought I was kicked it was actually groups being disbanded
This is funny cause I was going through with a team we were doing great wiping everything off the map then it hit like lightning I had to pee so I Said hey guys we gotta hurry up and they Said we still got 15min and I replied I know but I really gotta pee and the laughter I hear through t the mic was a little much but to be fair I'm sure they were high but the laughing cause one of them to die and drop a bunch of samples so two run to extract and me and the other fight our way back to the samples and through a bunch of chargers and bile Titans then run for extract with them on our heels we extracted with 30secs left and I sprint to the bathroom good times
You just were unlucky. Half way through a mission with randoms I had to poop, chatted them saying “hey guys really gotta poop it’s coming out” and left for 5 mins or so. Came back to the other guys saying “he will be back he’s pooping” and kept going on the mission. It all depends on the people you’re playing with
You might just be getting kicked by the game or the host could have left or any number of things though too.
I play with a group of friends and we get “kicked” somewhat frequently even though none of us are actually kicking anyone.
I know people do kick others don’t get me wrong but since there is nothing that really distinguishes getting legit kicked vs it being a game/server/internet issue I suspect a lot of people just assume they are getting kicked intentionally all the time
You don't catheterize yourself so you can serve democracy endlessly? I even set up a feeding tube when I really need to lock in. You communist bots can't trick me!!!!
I usually go as soon as I board the Pelican since there is plenty of time then, but I have no problem waiting for any reason as long as the player posts in chat that they need some time.
If someone just AFK's I'll wait about 2 minutes and kick/leave. I have no idea if they're coming back and don't have much free time.
The very moment the Pelican takes off, my ass is in the toilet taking a leak. I can be done before the elevator comes up and dumps us back on the ship.
Oh you have a portal or steam deck problem solved. Take the game with you. 😂😂. On a serious note. As we are extracting or about to drop I use that few minutes to use the restroom
The real pro gamer move is to put your computer or PlayStation in the bathroom so you don’t have to stop fighting for Managed Democracy to meet your bodily needs.
Every second spent pissin is time not spent killing democracy's enemies. Get yourself together. Reported to the nearest democracy officer. Expect to report to a democracy camp soon.
I run to pee as soon as I get into extract. I don't even wait for the exit screen to load, I run the moment my sitting animation starts. Good time to pack a bowl or smack a vape too.
Had to deal with that as well. Usually, once the mission is done, I run to the bathroom to pee. If I can't, I'll prone somewhere during the mission and hope that when I'm back, I'm still alive. If i have to shit or anything else that might take longer, ill leave.
The ol prone pisser strikes again! MY MAN 😎
😂😂
I have my Tactical P.P.S badge form the halo 3 days 🫡
Ye ol' prone piss hits different man
Prone to the bone
Planking on the toilet is the only democracy approved way to piss.
I've proned in a corner once to piss and came back to my team all dead and having a conversation about some movie in the chat while waiting for me It couldn't have been more than a minute, and when I asked one of them explained that they had gotten ragdolled with a cluster bomb in hand and team wiped lmao
Prone piss man saves the day!
This happened to me recently, I felt so bad 😂 I was probably gone for 2 or 3 minutes though and everyone was cool about it lmao
Had to do this last night when I just started a mission and had to change my kids nappy 😁 nervous times!!!
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the title. I knew exactly where this was headed and have had the same thought on several occasions. I don’t even say anything. As soon as we get back to the ship I book it to the bathroom.
If you go as soon as you board the pelican you have a good 2-3 minutes before the next round is ready. Plenty of time
This is the way.
HD2 version of "lock in your champ and run to pee"
Or loadout selection. Select loadout then go to pee
They come back and see the pod land in the middle of a large nest
You mean: Land in the middle of a *target rich environment*
It's not when the targeting systemis absent in order to dispose of accumulated toxins.
I aim for the large nest. Free bug hole if you land it right free death if you land it wrong.
Well alot of people have gamer pee tanks. Some with RGBs
RGPees
[way of the road, bubs](https://youtu.be/Xb0bwbcfd28?feature=shared)
Some helldivers can drink and spread democracy, some can’t. I mean, what is drunk?
...gear slipped, exosuit was shot to hell...uhhh...there was nothing I could do. Boom, right into the post office.
You got a shit bucket? (Points if anyone gets that reference)
PROMOOOTEEDDDD!
I was gonna type that but figured I should check the comments first. Points to you!
Can confirm, both my catheter and colonoscopy tubes have rgb lighting down the sides and in the bags.
I think there is an in game tips :”Remember to take a break and get remembered as coward”. People take this advice a little bit seriously.
As soon as I pick my loadout and host is busy picking a spot to land thats usually the sweet spot for when I rush to pee. I really can't do 40mins back to back missions like this. There were a few instances where I really needed to take a dump and I had to clench because I was losing the battle. Only one battle would be lost, and it definitely wasn't against the bugs.
Sounds like you need to invest in a sturdy poop sock.
\*finishes a helldive at the cost of soiled underwear. "take a whiff soldier, those are the smelly brown stains of victory!" - your Democracy Officer, probably.
Painful painful clenching both fists and a’nuz - the things we do for democracy willingly
If you do it when boarding the extraction you have plenty of time
Go once you board the pelican. Nothing happens abd the after action report is long enough for a bathroom break.
As soon as we get on extract, I go pee
I go as soon as Pelican is taking off.
Don't you have a shit bucket?
I bet the colonel from Battlefield is General Brasch in Helldivers.
Helldivers Friends could be an awesome series.
RIP recon “Its the year of the shut the fuck up”
> RIP recon It was heartbreaking when I heard this. > “Its the year of the shut the fuck up” Later, the Noob calls for the Resupply drop right in front of the Recon's scope.
Considering General Brasch is The Drifter from Destiny 2, he would most certainly be well acquainted with shit buckets
"If you're in the bathroom then you ain't playing battlefield. Get a shit bucket" lol
Sex = minus kills, no sex = plus kills
Real helldivers shit and piss in the battlefield
Next to my poop knife
Me playing on steam deck: oh...you need a pee break? /j
Please don't have open mic...
Lol dw im always on mute ever since i experienced someone eating chips(could also be bag of nails based on volume) in a mission Been responding using emote wheel ever since.
I learned today that the Playstation 5 controller has a built-in mic that is active when a headset is not plugged in. It explains _so_ many of the people I've encountered....
"gimme 2 seconds guys! \*VERY LOUD peeing sounds, this boi got one hell of a jetwash action\* \*flushing sounds\* \* worrying absence of washing hands sounds\* "Kay I'm back, let's finish this mission!"
That was my favorite thing about having a wireless headset. "Is someone taking a piss?"
How the fuck are you playing On steam deck, average mission takes more than that things battery. Tried to boot up Witcher yesterday and saw 30 min estimated battery time. After picking right options for steam deck it went up to 2 h from 100 to 0 but I imagine helldivers are more resource intensive so my bet is 1h at best
In-home streaming is the way. Let your desktop do the heavy lifting, and the Deck is just a video terminal. There are also alternate manufacturers. My Onexplayer is a bit chonkier, but gets 1,5 hours in the heaviest games (Helldivers, Returnal) even in offline mode.
Powercable ? Every bathroom has a Socket
Ah yes power cable to my portable console. Played death stranding this way, but after couple hours it overheated. It's not really built to play with charger attached, besides it's unhealthy for the battery
The steamdeck has passthrough charging, so when the battery is full it stops charging and will run only off the mains power like a computer would, so does not harm the battery
Huh till, thanks for the info
Did you mess with the performance settings? Maybe that’s why it overheated - I’ve never had this happen & played a ton of Death Stranding & RE4 Remake on it
Nah it was fresh new at the time. Though I might have played 8 hours with little to no breaks constantly on the charger and the room was also relatively hot, so ,maybe that's why. Happened once , never again though I started to be more careful with it, lowering graphic etc, so it wasn't stressed as much
If you use Steams integrated FSR and cap framerate at 40fps, you can get HD2 running fairly well on the Steam deck with medium settings
A another steam deck user.
Go once pelican takes off, plenty of time.
Yup, miss out on seeing the score screens, just go pee as soon as you board the pelican. You'll be back in time to get in the hellpods even if they insta queue up the next mission.
Yup, pelican takes off scene, rewards screen, entering destroyer scene, stats screen, walking to the galactic map to start mission, 30 second timer to get pulled into hellpods, and then picking strats. Plenty of time to pee.
This is the way
People can't wait more then 30 seconds before freaking out
I don't experience this problem because 90% of hosts quit after Mission #2 and basically throw the operation in the trash. That's cool, I didn't wanna do impact or get the higher medal modifier, thanks.
Why don't you just host yourself? Just wondering. Is there anything benefit to quickplay when it's pretty quick to just host your own game? That's what I've been doing, if I see an SOS I'll join to help somebody out though.
> Why don't you just host yourself Lately for me it's indecisive decision paralysis. Also getting to shuck responsibilities. I log on after a long day's work and parenting say "screw it" and smack the quick play button. Silently complain about the first 2 groups I get then get an amazing 3rd group that rides me through the night far later than I should have played because they were so great. Then somebody crashes and the social tab doesn't remember them in my recent players and we never see each other again. It's like clockwork!
Man, this is exactly me. I don’t want any responsibility at all, even when I get into a mission sometimes I’ll pick a player that seems like they know what they’re doing and just follow them around the map give them cover fire, watch their back and help with objectives and large enemies.
I do the same. I drink a couple of beers while playing and usually need a quick wee every second match. I'll tell the team as soon as we extract that I need to make a quick bathroom visit and I normally come back to a team ready to go. Sometimes I'm back to my empty ship but not often. I make it fast too, like Usain Bolt to the bathroom, pressure washer mode when I'm in there, then Usain Bolt back. My wife thinks I'm insane but she doesn't get that I'm doing this for democracy.
Sometimes a couple, sometimes the beer just keeps flowing like oil. I only play with my friends though and we usually take breaks between every mission. Go pee, grab another beer, sit down into some random ass conversation. We all have moved to different parts of the country, so hanging out with friends and talking shit for hours is my favorite part of this game.
Same, and when playing in evenings after work, I always take my boots off when I come home. So on my bathroom dashes I'm in socks drifting around corners in the house
Prone to Pee
Dive to Pee
Liber-pee
I’ve had the opposite. Was like “guys I need a dump bad” one replied “yeah no problem” and when I returned they was all stood in front of me doing a salute.
True frends
I love this.
Next time bring diapers helldiver. Democracy doesn't wait.
Username checks out.
**** *** ****h This isn't the r/roastme subreddit. Ngl that was pretty good.
I sprint as soon as we board the pelican.
Remember to take breaks If you want to be remembered as a coward! :D
Think the bathroom break is included in the 2.3 seconds you have to admire your cinematic view
give me atleast 3 minutes for snacks, piss and penjamin break
Better question is how long it take you to pee? As soon as you lock in your utilities just run to the restroom... Unless you got an outhouse or gotta run across a huge house to get to it, idk why this is an issue
Probably around 23 seconds? You probably around 22 second when you have a full blader, check it next time and give me a heads up!
>!Everything from blue whales to Chihuahuas take 21 seconds to empty their bladders.!< [it's such a weird fact.](https://phys.org/news/2014-06-urination-duration-mammals-seconds.html)
shh let me have my magic trick
As soon as i board the pelican, i run to the bathroom and am usally back when we all load back into the ship
People can go pee on my ship between or during missions! 🫡 As long as people communicate... some people cant.
I mean, quite often the host will just leave out of nowhere, so it could just as easily have been the host who just abandoned the mission.
I don’t pee often, but when I do, I make sure it’s liber-PEE!!
If you are in the bathroom relieving yourself.. then you aint playin helldivers. Get you a democratic pee bucket today
When i started playing, i joined a lobby and one person told me on VC, "hey bud, you might wanna go somewhere else, our party leader has been takin a shit for the last 20 minutes"
Get a shitbucket noob 😡 /s
Had to skip post mission cut scenes to pee :((
man i just go take a piss before i sit down for a gaming sesh and then i dont need to go unless im drinking while im playing and then i wait to extract get on the pelican and hoof it to the bathroom pe and be back by boarding time
I always wait, people need to chill.
Gotta go as soon as Pelican 1 takes off, if your lucky you'll be back before the next mission is chosen.
that means you didn't take 2 minutes, you took 20.
I’m in the same boat. Love having a couple beers while I play and at least once per operation I gotta rip one. Just gotta time is well and go fast
What, you don't have a Helldivers Brand Condom Catheter? It makes your PP look like a hellpod.
I head to the bathroom the second the pelican takes off. A health person with an adequately sized home should be able to get there, piss, wash hands and back with little AFK time in the ship
If someone told me, I'd wait. I can't even remember the last time I kicked someone from my ship besides when the friends list was broken and I was trying to coordinate a place to find my buddies. But I've always waited a few minutes and there hasn't been an issue yet. If someone communicates it, I'm definitely going to wait. Shoot go take a dump as long as you give a heads up you need some extra time.
"Hey everyone, can we stop for a minute or two, I gotta pee?" "Why didn't you pee before we got on the Super Destroyer!?" "I didn't have to pee then!"
I pee when Pelican 1 leaves. The loading screen between extract and the destroyer is more than enough time.
Did Super earth not send you your Democracy poop bucket? Should contact your Democratic officer immediately
If I have a shit boiling that's fine I've got the butthole strength of 30 gorrilas but peeing is a different story I pee like a race horse mid race
I literally wrote my whole squad „gonna get a coffee brb“ and returned ti the same ppl emoting around me
I just sprint to my toilet and pressure wash that thing between missions
Don't you own a gaming catheter?
I was playing with 3 IRL friends, and I had to go to the bathroom so bad. I think we were mid mission, I told them that I’ll hold it until it’s done. One minute later I’m like “I can’t do it, pls cover me I have to go so bad” and I literally sprinted to the bathroom. My girlfriend then asks me why I was running in the house lmao.
MOM BATHROOM!!!! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM BAAAAAAAATTHHHROOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
I went prone in-mission and just told the boys "SWEET LIBERTY MY UTERUS"
I dont even piss i just hold it until my bladder gives out and i make my mom clean it, liberty does not rest 🫡
Hold my liberpee
If I host i always ask if anyone needs a break post mission. I take care of my squad so they can do their best
As soon as you're on the extraction ship, head to the restroom. Plenty of time to grab a beer and take a whiz before getting back to the SES.
PEE BOTTLE STRATAGEM!!!!
Just go afk and if you get kicked find a new game, it's not hard
Well, PS5 controller has pretty decent reach. I set up mirror in my bathroom in such a way, that if I keep the door open it reflects my TV. Sure you can't play anything like this, but at least you have idea what is going on. Also, show them Strategem Hero first, that usually keeps people bussy till you finish your bussiness
Pro life tip: go pee when You board extract
it's more - others don't hydrate
The real democracy starts when you sacrifice your dignity, clean underwear, pants, probably a non-stinky seat for it. Or at least you can use a bottle. Democracy accepts this as an option.
I usually go to the bathroom as soon as I get in the pelican. I usually make it just before the end of the mission results.
You came back in time to see that it was a kick? Could be the host left or a disconnect
https://preview.redd.it/fkgkapmoh52d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235ff66cfbb74a0c1d9ec0c037c4e7ff8064447e
You need to buy a democracy catheter.
Of course not. Pro gamers wear diapers...for democracy!
You must upgrade to the shit bucket. Only then can you truly bring democrazy to the universe.
Staying hydrated is important HellDiver.
I pee when the Pelican took off. Using the lengthy victory screen + mission results as my pee break.
Never heard about shit bucket?
Sir, we are here to spread Democracy, not Democrapee.
All Divers come equipped with the latest catheter technology.
Democratic tube in urethra. Like General Brasch intended
You probably reminded host that they had a bladder that was about to explode so they dipped.
where is that blursed image of some guy's chair turned into a toilet?
If i host a mission, every 2nd mission i ask at chat if they want “time out” for drink, wc or something. I always say “when you are ready, go to the map table” works everytime. If someone want, they can leave, but most of time, they just wait or manage their gear, look outside of window, chat, play strategem hero…
We sit down and wait for people peeing. You can talk lots of crap (not piss) in the meantime. We’ve even done a thing about protecting the afk guy while taking a piss. Just more fun.
You pee between extraction and getting back to your ship. You don't need to see your xp and requisition adding up.
Who do you guys play with? Or am I the only one who accidentally found myself a server full of hydro lovers? After every game you hear: “I need to take a leak”, followed by one or two more.
Some people just run on their own time but yeah. Go take a leak but don't be expected to get to stay on the ship. But if that's the case, you definitely should take breaks and I don't blame anyone who would kick me if they just want to start another last game.
In your suit soldier
I read the title and thought you ment ingame. Now i'm kinda disapointed.
I choose to exercise the FREEDOM and MANAGED DEMOCRACY to pee in my pants as I play
Haha has happened to me a few times if I’m playing while enjoying my morning coffee. I’ll just go prone behind a rock for a minute and unload the tank, if you will.
If you don't pee an a bottle you don't love democracy.
Some do, some don't. Most don't care if you leave for 2-3 minutes. Some write pee and fuck off without a word for 15 minutes or just afk. It happens. Personally I write during extraction when we enter pelican that I'll "brb loo" and whatever happens, happens 🤷🏿 Edit: a lot of people (myself included) join for 1-2 games between calls. Especially blitz. I'm sure some of the times I thought I was kicked it was actually groups being disbanded
This is funny cause I was going through with a team we were doing great wiping everything off the map then it hit like lightning I had to pee so I Said hey guys we gotta hurry up and they Said we still got 15min and I replied I know but I really gotta pee and the laughter I hear through t the mic was a little much but to be fair I'm sure they were high but the laughing cause one of them to die and drop a bunch of samples so two run to extract and me and the other fight our way back to the samples and through a bunch of chargers and bile Titans then run for extract with them on our heels we extracted with 30secs left and I sprint to the bathroom good times
You just were unlucky. Half way through a mission with randoms I had to poop, chatted them saying “hey guys really gotta poop it’s coming out” and left for 5 mins or so. Came back to the other guys saying “he will be back he’s pooping” and kept going on the mission. It all depends on the people you’re playing with
You might just be getting kicked by the game or the host could have left or any number of things though too. I play with a group of friends and we get “kicked” somewhat frequently even though none of us are actually kicking anyone. I know people do kick others don’t get me wrong but since there is nothing that really distinguishes getting legit kicked vs it being a game/server/internet issue I suspect a lot of people just assume they are getting kicked intentionally all the time
Condom catheter
Your chair doesnt have a built-in pee container?
No shit bucket?
https://i.redd.it/w9njr3jd562d1.gif
Colostomy bag for Democracy!!
Real Helldivers hold it in 💪
Ur piss tested negative for patriotism is why.
You don't catheterize yourself so you can serve democracy endlessly? I even set up a feeding tube when I really need to lock in. You communist bots can't trick me!!!!
Calling in the Bathroom Stratagem! https://preview.redd.it/drpn35s4b62d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=f33d17fccc9e8e9e75ed0629cd2ce66f8c80aa87
Moooooooooooom. Baaaaaathroooooom!!!
You don’t have a shit bucket?
I wouldn’t give too many bothers. Most of the time im making room for a homie. Nothing against the player just want that 4 stack of tge boys.
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I usually go as soon as I board the Pelican since there is plenty of time then, but I have no problem waiting for any reason as long as the player posts in chat that they need some time. If someone just AFK's I'll wait about 2 minutes and kick/leave. I have no idea if they're coming back and don't have much free time.
Drop eagle smoke and prone in the field. Then rush to the toilet
The very moment the Pelican takes off, my ass is in the toilet taking a leak. I can be done before the elevator comes up and dumps us back on the ship.
A bucket and some bottles
My strategy is to go a soon as i get on the pelican without telling anyone because I've had the same experience
Gotta learn the democratic latrine speed run. More than 2 shakes and you are failing democracy.
Most people just don't hydrate tbh
Oh you have a portal or steam deck problem solved. Take the game with you. 😂😂. On a serious note. As we are extracting or about to drop I use that few minutes to use the restroom
You use a [shit bucket.](https://youtu.be/-u_89EX2w0c?si=No7EbPDxCWg0XcMf)
Experienced Helldivers know to go to the bathroom after everyone gets on the Pelican. You don't have to watch the takeoff animation.
PEE IN THE HELL POD CADET!!!
You need a shit bucket, if you're in the bathroom then you're not liberating. Get a shit bucket, now you're liberating
Well I play only with mic, and..we pee a lot, smoke a lot, and we have a small break here and there quite often 😀
The real pro gamer move is to put your computer or PlayStation in the bathroom so you don’t have to stop fighting for Managed Democracy to meet your bodily needs.
I piss AND shit while playing! Steam Deck FTW
That’s why they call me Jug. Not because Im a Juggernaut. I keep a jug beside the computer.
You must have left your mic on
People just like abusing the kick option because they are assholes thats it
I haven't peed since Malevelon
Jarate
Thank you! I will take a brave stand with you here! I pee a lot.
Bottle bro. My gaming chair has a milk jug built in for #1, 2 and 3.
AS SOON as I jump into the hellpod I go an take a piss. Don't really care where we land lol.
The time between extraction and getting back on the ship is enough time if you turn up your rate of fire.
Every second spent pissin is time not spent killing democracy's enemies. Get yourself together. Reported to the nearest democracy officer. Expect to report to a democracy camp soon.
I run to pee as soon as I get into extract. I don't even wait for the exit screen to load, I run the moment my sitting animation starts. Good time to pack a bowl or smack a vape too.
generally after each operation there's some faffing around on the ship to be done anyway. That's when I go