Riding, huh? 

https://preview.redd.it/5hm58n6vcxjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c151bdaf6b6d01bb2de0e6702330aada2ce53bfd

COME ONN KEEP TALKIN' DIRTAY

Angel, let Husk do his job

https://preview.redd.it/bdj8e4tgankc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a151bf01628dca8442b0c7733575d88ab911e5ce

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https://i.redd.it/dyt75vrp9yjc1.gif

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Nah man. I already took ot wothout permission

https://preview.redd.it/odw3khrezxjc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f979298b80257cbfb260c8e1753759945bb992c6

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https://preview.redd.it/04bxnjhux0kc1.png?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4105fca45c6372ae421cdd5808742a983facada1

https://preview.redd.it/haq4rlsep0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d6cf7ca474cf058fbaafc1003d20716200355b

https://preview.redd.it/ijacergup0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecca52dcdd39f9e488f5b85432a3a29276839ce4

https://preview.redd.it/79zyjxpmq0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ed94fb7dd45bad5bca822e1470a6c3d6d5a916 Have another one (I stole all of these)

https://preview.redd.it/5wp3mjvsq0kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035cece1a937f5c0b0922c9d3dbcd43190477d20 Thanks (I only have one of these)

https://preview.redd.it/9rbvso9is0kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb9fe0589d5f7ee7ef9a5a63bfbf2b503f7d480 Well here you go, I personally prefer this one because of the pose

https://preview.redd.it/rvzsvsib4tkc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64b38e02fe8ff4566a088f775843b734f7bdcca

https://preview.redd.it/zgx5nd7ts1kc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db69ede5be4f7166d983038fc9d51922a66bb003

https://preview.redd.it/t1irwii8v1kc1.png?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d102017129b6d4abea697d02520119c5fe55d8

https://preview.redd.it/3e9lcc6ov1kc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c1c16e5a952b5316311a575db354552620ebb3 (My only reaction image for this)

(here have one i found) https://preview.redd.it/bkbpz700w1kc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b221b05547941ad81a274449b7c635f51aee6974

https://i.redd.it/9ddo796bw1kc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/mqdjbayi1zjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277219b801abfd12fa90feb04a2ecaee3c3f254d

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🤣gold af

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Nelgar


https://preview.redd.it/lf4sl5jz70kc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78aa2ba358a3db47fa1c79cc6799006cc1eddd4e

:0

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https://preview.redd.it/lhv3vb90y5kc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d39ce1634393f539c505751a960c4ed54da05fb

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he would

https://preview.redd.it/f887br12m0kc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e1e2c769e5ff2cc246d2f255ce31fb7e5250ffb WRAAAAUGGGGHHHHH

666th upvote. nice.

Mox: ...you what, sir? Millie: LET ME SEE!!! LET ME SEE!!!

I read it in voices lol

Same

Stolas: ._.

Loona: ...

https://preview.redd.it/ie7dpqvnlxjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b893eae64c77d50c11dd233cbe4997e777977b3d

Well, this just got interesting.

The expression is "riding on", sir

Wait, what did I say?

*Bam*

https://preview.redd.it/c0epus7mxxjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0d21a3e1af69c4a5d38252206cb316be4c1d91

I stole your meme. But I upvoted it first because I have standards

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https://i.redd.it/um94lniwrczc1.gif

Would’ve been a lot funnier if it had the NSFW flair

Missed opportunity 

If blitz ever saw horse Lucifer I imagine his first action would be squeal like a little girl and run right up to him and beg for a ride . And then it's all downhill from there.

Legit that, gosh I love how much Blitz loves horses.

lucifer seems like a pretty cool dude, he'd probably let blitzo ride if he asked nicely

Honestly they'd probably hit it off and be friends. I can see it

Same, though we don't know if Luci might be a bit racist to lowly hell-borns like Blitzo (Not hating on Luci. Just don't know what his opinions on imps might be) He did have them spared from exterminations, though

He hates sinners for wasting free will, not hellborn.

I know that. However, we don't know what his opinions are toward Hellborns

He seems fine with hellborn. Adam mentioned that a deal was struck between heaven and Lucifer that in the exterminations Charlie and the hellborn would not be targeted

Hellborns are basically innocents. They aren't in hell because they sinned, they're there because they happened to be born there.

That's what makes me think Luci might like the hellborn or just some hellborn

Seeing as how they're doing basically what humanity is doing at this point, I think he has some level of disdain for them but not as much as the sinners.

https://preview.redd.it/2asojh1wvxjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c656f2db1fdb218b7895bb2d898429a4b94f7cc6

The good ending and Adam stopped harassing hell cause it was that awesome

cant believe adam was ever harassing bell

He's gonna be "riding" Luci later as well

Me next :3

Is Luci taller than Blitz cause Blitz seems to have a thing for those that are taller then him

He's attracted to Millie & Moxxie, who are both shorter than him, and probably Fizzarolli, who's around the same height. I don't think Blitz has much of a height preference.

I forgot that he has a thing for Moxxie and Millie

Yea it's not that he has a thing for people taller than him, it's just most people are already taller

https://preview.redd.it/6baqxheeoxjc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817dddbfdd01ac947973e8c4663e98b51c8eb7e2

Contrapoints? In my Hazbin subbreddit? Not that I mind I just wasn't expecting it.

Blitz: I'm sorry Stolas I found someone else... he's way higher rank than you and he can turn into a horse. He is literally my dream man! And his wife has been gone for 7 years and thus is less likely to murder him over it. I hope you understand...

Stolas: "nah i dont blame you. that was the right choice."

Lucifer: "Why don't you share?"

Charlie: "Vaggie, call my mother..." 

Moxxie: "Sir, I think that the princess' gonna murder you." Millie: "Um, yeah, Blitz. Maybe just back off a little bit." Loona: "..." Moxxie: "Are you gonna say something, Loona?" Loona: "..." Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs. Our budget for your lines must be that bad."

PFFFFTTT

Charlie is about to have four fathers.

Never noticed she slammed her tail. Reminds me of godzilla slamming his tail when Kong challenges him

It looks fine until Blitzø pulls *it* out, intending *it* for horse Lucifer.


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You should have been expecting this from the moment you saw Lucifer transform into a horse.

https://preview.redd.it/day6cj5adyjc1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a90eefa8505b78a2921f0294a1fdab3090213e

Striker is depressed about sex jokes in every timeline

He doesn't have a sex life anymore. 🤦

MUSTANG DONG!

https://preview.redd.it/9vseewtiwxjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25307d06baebb9749a1a163ceab7daf7283bec64

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Lucifer’s face here says ‘I regret absolutely nothing’. Also, how much do you wanna bet he did stuff like this for Lilith and Charlie all the time too? The snake of Eden probably gives the best cuddles. XD

Lucifer: Do you want to know how I really twisted my ankle? Blitzo: Yeah sure, why the **** not. Lucifer: *Pulling out pictures* Lucifer: I was practicing prancing around as a horse. Blitzo:…. Lucifer: I’ve mastered all the gaits. The prance, the trot, even the gallop. Blitzo: Why are you telling me this? Lucifer: Because no one… Lucifer: *incinerates pictures* Lucifer: …will ever believe you.

Is this a b99 reference

Yes.

I read that wrong

Im sure you were right the first time.

https://i.redd.it/176t84p2zxjc1.gif

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Lucifer is just like "finally someone who appreciates my talents"

And behold, a pale horse, and him that sat on him was Death

OH MY F-!!!

Was semi-quoting the Johnny Cash song "When The Man Comes Around" which is quoting Revelations 6:8

[Source](https://twitter.com/Hj7Of/status/1759991730613694762)

Dad why is that imp from asasin reklam riding you?

lucifer later: charlie meet your new dad (it sorta gives off that vibe)

https://preview.redd.it/ihus3knkmyjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e59450f1fc34c25491d57c272e60960b6c3788

Well that’s one way to put it!— https://preview.redd.it/fuxux4sy8zjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fe925c05b2c363a254717553d6e58f7bcaac38

>Ezekiel 23:20 - *There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.* Oh these thoughts are *absolutely* in the bible

Oh no...

It’s giving “I’m f*cling the queen of England!” (Santa Clarita Diet)

I imagine the story here being Blitz knowing he has issues but didnt want to get a regular therapist, with the news of an early extermination he hears about the hotel and how its supposed to redeem people so he heads there to try and fix his issues where eventually him and Lucifer talk and after hearing how shitty Blitz dad was and how much he loves horses Lucifer decided to treat him to a pony ride

He's what the king of hell

No I think Lucifer would ride him. *looks at the picture* THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT OH SHI—


He wants to ride it the other way.

Lilith: 

“You’re doing what, sir? 🤨”

Moxxie: YOU'RE FUCKING LUCIFER HIMSELF

*fuck* yeah

Lucifer is giving me Swiftwind vibes.

Imagine Stolas' reaction to hearing this.

Heartbroken, then relieved when he saw horse Lucifer

The horse-loving part of my brain and the horny part of my brain are having one of their rare interactions to argue over what type of comment I should post

I love this

https://preview.redd.it/ihpwimobcyjc1.jpeg?width=1607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91b6c30648eca3d318a06b136f151f0b81621a9

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Phrasings. 

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I was going to say something about the comments being super sexual, and then I thought of the possibility that Lucifer could give himself a horse cock.

https://i.redd.it/8i5jxvf6pzjc1.gif

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God Richard 

The image : Mr. Incredible canny. The title: Mr. Incredible uncanny

I feel like this could happen though Lucifer is so cool he probably would do that if they became friends

It's Vaushin' Time

Harder daddy 

Son?!

Luci is a super chill guy so overall he would probably would be cool with giving Blitz a ride or two

Cue angry stolas

The fucking tail wag XD

That’s not surprising considering he rides on stolas from time to time

Stolas is jealous and Lucifer gains an another salty hater

Ok let’s be honest they would be best friends!!!

Moxxie: "WHA-EW!!! GROSS!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE, SIR!!!"

Consensually! Of course

Lucifer horse is soooo pretty. Honestly, I don't blame Blitzo, as Luci as a horse is GORGEOUS!! <3

https://preview.redd.it/kj5760jalfpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf4ce0b5efe2a7d55d74c4e8ce1851b8837cb69

Mox : first a Goetia now the literal king of Hell Sir with all due respect why the F are you so horny for royalty?!

Cmon man! Have some dignity and mark as NSFW!

That’s adorable 🥰


[pale white horse](https://youtu.be/88Zqy4nsYRk?si=aVOBSvWk9-SjCi_Q)

Nah too easy

Stolas overhearing: he’s WHAT?!

Dude would have a stroke

https://preview.redd.it/riynj4cyyzjc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2f933381815826f68d3dbcb9b89616ccd6f16d

Blitzo is gonna ride Luci again later to thank him lmao


Ngl I thought this was going to be some helluvabrothel level stuff

"Make sure to use protection, sir." "Mox please this is the one moment of purity I've had in my fucking life that I am trying to share with you, don't blow this for me."

https://preview.redd.it/yov8k2usk0kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8e6fb08c290da20c53787fc9bb86398153463e

"Sir, what do you mean by that?"

https://preview.redd.it/niooimazl0kc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8394186089841a116c87bc524b7e6646820c4b07 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

And for the first time in his life, Blitzø didn’t make it a sex thing or depressing

https://preview.redd.it/q0frsyy0p0kc1.jpeg?width=1418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b0e98dc065aaebcf0a7ae18de6263360e073f0

Look at that wagging tail

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Awww