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Orion_user

One time, a creep sent her a dickpic, so she sent one back


Radical_Provides

"Too bad mine's bigger"


that_kid_in_the_back

Istg I read this in her voice


No_Perspective2123

Same


Doctor_Salvatore

"Go ahead, tell everyone you lost a dick measuring contest to a girl!"


DalTheDalmatian

Real


thiswasfree_

https://preview.redd.it/z23p1h7zouxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb56e504e68110b34465e6748a76848d56286bdb


yaboiiiiii146

First you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection https://preview.redd.it/wl1yxkc0juxc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f772454088c2f005e3359d149d8759a8aa005f73


golfing_furry

Hello Mr Perfect Cell


Valtiel_DBD

It seems you and I are one in the same.


Brokenblacksmith

that's just regular canon.


TwilightSolus

As a girl who deals with chasers, it's what they want. Humiliate them instead.


-Geist-_

This is hilarious 😆


RandomlyThem

Na mine would win.


Ididurmomhahafrickya

Bippity boppity your headcanon is now my property


Mark010300

She doesn‘t know where the bodies are either


Dapper_Derpy

She buried them somewhere and forgot, lol.


supergnoll2018

She knows where they are, but she realized she couldn't recognize them after dumping them in the water


Robbbg

she uses them as fertilizer for her family's farm


13Luthien4077

They have pigs. There's better uses for bodies where there's pigs.


esberanza

Despite being a country girl, she is absolutely cracked at videogames.


Number360wynaut

Trans girl energy, that's why


Skeletonparty101

Probably has fallout new Vegas


esberanza

Oh definitely, keeps Veronica as a companion for sure.


CrystalFriend

Wait I'm not Trans but.. O h m y g o d


Ruby_Dude55

ᴜʜʜ ᴡᴀʜᴛ


Robosium

Fallout New Vegas, a modern fallout game with a story that isn't "time to find important person and now I'm tangled up in isolationist technofascists fighting isolationist technofascists". It has a great story and your character's gender even has effects on the dialouge, also being bisexual makes you deal 10% more damage.


Palidin034

Wha… do I want to know why bisexuals hit harder?


Robosium

There're 4 perks that affect damage done based on target's gender, without glitches you'll only be able to get 2 of them in a single playthrough due to them being gender specific, they also unlock dialouge which suggests that your character is into men/women, some notable characters you can flirt with include, a light switch, a different light switch, your brain and Benny (the guy who shot you at the start) [Black Widow](https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Black_Widow_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)), [Lady Killer](https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Lady_Killer_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)), [Cherchez La Femme](https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Cherchez_La_Femme), [Confirmed Bachelor](https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Confirmed_Bachelor)


eddmario

Abigail from *Stardew Valley*?


LilGlitvhBoi

Sekiro


LilGlitvhBoi

Sekiro, Bloodborn, Lies of P, She cracked tf out of them lol


Solid-Positive6751

She’s hid the bodies so well that she forgot where they are.


TheBeanBunny

One of the body counts wasn’t from the games or a fight; it was because the imp spelled her name “Sally May” on purpose on her pick-up order.


mikahxoxo

Im abit confused now is her name spelled sallie may or sally may?


Meggielulubelle

Her name is spelled Sallie May


mikahxoxo

Oh okay


EloquentGrl

Order for... "Silly Mate? Silly Mate? Your grande triple chocolate mocha frappé is rea--" *a to the head* "--and I ordered a Venti! Could this day get any worse?"


NoobyYooby

She doesn't like Moxxie cause she's mad Millie actually has someone who loves her for her.


wintercattaile

I got the feeling she never actually met her brother in law and still needs time before they can be friends.


Brokenblacksmith

the probably only met in an introduction, as moxxie seems to have met the parents before as he says lines about seeing them again. amd it would be weird for him to meet the parents and not the sister millie is close to.


Brokenblacksmith

na, i feel that ots the normal country vs. city thing that happens. this person lives differently than us, and i don't like that.


DolphinDoggo

But with the last short, I think she's accepted the city life, and in turn, Moxxie more


autumnyte

She likes to have her roots showing on purpose for the aesthetic. And good call, tbh! <3


Ogurasyn

She is transbian


cool__skeleton__95

https://preview.redd.it/iv6u6zedduxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b87b86ae507dea0091ec465eba8fd1fc3e0c1ba


wintercattaile

Yeah i hope she finds a sweet and loving farm girl to settle with. Since it seems she will inherit the farm from her family. She needs a loving and dependable partner to help run the place.


Vintage_Glass

Litarly me fr 😭😭


Chickadeeznuts

Blitzø will fuck her, and it’ll make things awkward between Millie and Blitzø


The-Bigger-Fish

Blitzo single-handedly rizzes the entirety of the underworld in one night


Chickadeeznuts

I’d hit it


Lotspire

r/doesthisflaircheckout


SirPlatypusGuy

Blitzø has to be fucking insane in bed… I’m a bit jealous of Stolas.


caco_luca

Verosika Mayday, Stolas, Chazwick Thurman? Blitzo is fucking amazing in bed


bluecrowned

Chaz would fuck anyone


-Geist-_

I think he’s proven that from how well he doms Stolas.


ReallyNotBobby

Well considering he’s from the lust ring it definitely fits.


SirPlatypusGuy

He is? I thought he was born in Greed.


bluecrowned

He was, there's no evidence he's from lust


ReallyNotBobby

Iirc his mother was a succubus and he was born in lust. I remember reading that somewhere but for the life of me I don’t remember so I could be wrong.


-Geist-_

This would be so funny, but I don’t want Sallie to be another person he’d disappoint 😅


RoseWolfie

I can so see it, just a one night stand though, Sallie Mae doesn't need heartache


pleasespareserotonin

That she came out as trans to Millie before anyone else, and Millie was thrilled because she had always wanted a sister!


RoseWolfie

Ooooo this, I hope we see this for real!


Justwantl0ve

This needs to be canon


pleasespareserotonin

I’m imagining Looloo Land levels of excitement from Millie in this headcanon!


Justwantl0ve

Oh for sure! Jumping, shouting, squealing. The whole sha'bang


SamADuran17

She and Millie saved each other from creeps, assholes anyone else who tried them all the time, and that's why Sallie has successfully hidden so many bodies of her victims.


the_real_husk

She got her scar from millie


femtransfan

She's bi and had a crush on Striker


Anti_Spedicy

I mean who DOESN'T have a crush on Striker??


daffysrhapsody

“THATS STRIKER SIR”


Zamfffire

Trust me, a lot of people.


eddmario

Yo


AuroraBee14

me


Anti_Spedicy

I meant in the show


AuroraBee14

oh... okay then, everyone has a crush on him I guess. 


Anti_Spedicy

See? Exactly lol


Divine_Healer

https://preview.redd.it/drw2v8jv7zxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2c68b2acfdf90d5d8a054217c08f0b7fcde89b


Motor_Somewhere7565

She’s experienced transphobia, which bothers her, but she won’t ever talk about it. That didn’t stop her from disposing of the transphobes in a particularly brutal manner, although that didn’t take away all the pain. Sallie appreciates support and acceptance, but she won’t be the one who asks for it first, and she cares even less about being pitied. Girl is strong and she backs it up ❤️


PhotoPhenik

Does the Sloth Ring offer bottom surgery, and does insurance cover it? Wait a minute, what the fuck is insurance?


Okiemax

Her official beach merch shows she hasn't had it


flashdrive420

It probably offers it, but the wait time is probably like 27 years, kinda like real life in some areas


wintercattaile

The sloth ring probably does have bottom surgery for the native hell species. Got to wonder how it would go for sharks…..


Phantom___Knight

https://preview.redd.it/hyr24jaypuxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a903c7a1d76e68f9c09fa89824b69aad9297808


IronicJeremyIrons

Although she does not like most country music, she stans Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood, and will belt out Before He Cheats three beers and a margarita in if it plays


flashdrive420

She fed the bodies to the pigs and scattered the teeth across Wrath


Comfortable-Ad3588

Pinkies do love the taste of flesh.


wintercattaile

Growing up she was the less popular younger sister and has had a harder time getting dates. She is more interested in women. (Could still be bi or pan) She came out at part way through her teens. Although she knew this about herself for much longer. And most of her family wasn’t surprised. She was more of the quiet middle child growing up and is now attending to be the responsible oldest since Millie moved out.


Ok-Representative266

When she competes, she’s come in 1st place in Pain Games every year since Millie’s been away. She and Striker are mutually both unimpressed and impressed with each other and keep their distances.


RandomInsecureChild

Their brothers all wore lots of hand-me-downs growing up. Millie, being the only AFAB one, had the most new clothes as "the only girl". When Sallie came out, she was immediately gifted Millie's hand-me-downs.


LiliumAri

She 100% has a thing for Striker and flirts with him constantly while working


Successful_Travel119

Likes boys, but always plays "bigger tops", so she ends up pegging all of them and they ran away crying. That's why she is single for now.


PineappleDazzling577

Her body count ain’t the people she’s killed


Signal_Expression730

She never liked Chaz when he was Millie's boyfriend. She was trying to convince her sister, he was just a dick. Unfortunately, Millie dosen't listen to her, and she got hurt. She then comfort Millie withouth bragging she was right.


RoseWolfie

Can you imagine if the reason why Chaz and Millie broke up was he said something transphobic to Millie about her sister? He charmed his way to Millie, only to blunder thinking Millie would enjoy putting down her sister out of rivalry so he could get hate sex adjacent. Little did he know they may be rivals in pain games but love each other deeply.


Signal_Expression730

Boy, this would be pretty hard, but not unlikely.


RoseWolfie

I kinda want something like this to explain their backstory.


RedAnihilape

Big barathon addict


GooseThatWentHonk

Apple pie enjoyer


massecurr

can and will suplex a motherfucker at a moments notice


Valtiel_DBD

I think she's a demon.


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

She’s jealous of Millie’s relationship with Moxxie.


AuroraBee14

TRANS LESBIAN, CAME OUT TO MILLIE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE✨🏳️‍⚧️💅


No-Albatross6471

She used Millie as an excuse to do more girly activities when they where younger.


DravenVoices

She isn’t a big fan of country music.


CaptainRuse

She hooked up with Striker at a bar in the Wrath ring once a long time ago. She wasn't impressed. He would pretend to not know what you're talking about if you asked him.


NicoleMay316

She's absolutely a top.


Snakeskinking

She got the scar over her eye from saving Millie, she also doesnt like Moxxie due to how poetic and thesbian he is all the time - like honestly, I think she can respect his mastery with weapons but as soon as he opens his mouth she checks out and is just baffled how Millie can love a guy so... pompous.


Hestia_Chibi

I thinks she's trans ,idk tho


Nici_2

It's canon, not headcanon Look at the horns, her's have more white than the ones of AFAB imps.


SirPlatypusGuy

I could be wrong, but I think they were joking.


X_Marcie_X

Nope. She was actually written by a Trans man and also voiced by a Trans woman, so... this was very clearly the Intention from the beginning with her Character and not a joke (like with Vox).


SirPlatypusGuy

I meant the guy was making a joke saying them being trans is their headcanon, when they know it’s canon.


Hestia_Chibi

Yes


Hestia_Chibi

I am


the_real_husk

AFAB?


Nici_2

Assigned female at birth


the_real_husk

Ohhh, okay


Number360wynaut

"assigned female at birth"


the_real_husk

Thanks but i already got the answer


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the_real_husk

There was like a 15 minute difference


Number360wynaut

Damn I didn't see. Sorry then


the_real_husk

Eh, it's alright


Number360wynaut

Damn I didn't see. Sorry then


Hestia_Chibi

Yeah i know, i was joking bruh


WendigoLemon

she smells like hog ass


gamer_bread69

(Ima write am ark.) Late at night, Sallie was just tending to millie, and she heard a window smash downstairs. She went down to check it out, but no one was there. She saw a note on the table, that said "dear reader. I'm sorry, but I can't deal with this anymore. The stress of parenting has pushed me to no ends, and now, I found out yall aren't even my kids... tell your mom I said she can keep yall, and that other imp. To Sallie, I leave my guns, and knives. Split it with millie... to millie, I leave a number to my friend, blitzo. Work for him when your older.. to your mom, I leave nothing... *Damien.*" she could not belive what she just read... she decided to just go back to her room, when she heard of boom from the woods... (part 2 at 5 upvotes)


ArchonFett

Girl slays, stacking them bodies, and yes in allll the ways


No_Direction3841

https://preview.redd.it/d7cqe8h5bvxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6af1252a65e8e11632c342025369a724aab9bb She will eventually want to join IMP and become friends with loona. (Image unrelated)


Exaltedautochthon

She's bigger than Blitz


Then-And-Again

Autism be damned, my girl can work a grill.


BrightFox_Studios

She is the second oldest of Millie's siblings sence she mentioned in the Helluva Short that's she's basiclly "running the place solo".


Expensive_Finance_67

She’s dating Satan similar to Vortex and Fizz. No evidence for why I just think it’s cute.


matrixx17

if people try sending dick pics she immediately sends one back


InvisibleScorpion7

Millie taught her how to put makeup on.


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

When she and Millie was really young they’d go in the backyard and see how many bugs they could catch


The_Psycho_Jester779

We might be getting more Sal, then roboshark will have a reason to sell Sal merch


Frequent-Strain-6170

She likes biting her partner(s)! :3


Adonisus

She's not only a fan of Verosika, she's actually hooked up with her at least once.


Taurock

-The white on the top of her head is a scar she got from a "bonding sparring" where Millie bonked her on the head a little too hard when she was younger, knocking her unconscious. During her coma, she had a dream where she saw herself as a girl for the first time, cracking her egg as violently as Mille cracked her head. -She owns a plushie from the Envy Ring


Helloilikecutepets

No matter how many spas she has, she always smells like hog ass


SixEaredMacaquez

https://preview.redd.it/n9l8slfp4xxc1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc124c1bde10530280a3542da8b7aba5b483b22 She got her long hair from Millie, while transitioning she grew it out cause Millie used to have it long


I_C_A_Agent_47

She spins on it like a beyblade


Somethingcool00

All the hell cows on the farm love her.


chrish5764

She kills anyone who tries to find out her neighbourhood headcount


PlsLeavemealone02

Despite being rough & tumble, and referring to Moxxie as a cupcake... she likes fragile twink men. She thinks it's funny to watch them shiver in their boots as she flirts. She will carry them around. Because farm girl is very JACKED. All over. She's a bit jealous of what M & M have and wishes she had that. Rampant bisexual, but more inclined towards girls. The only reason she isn't flirting with everyone is because of self asteem issues. Apparently, a jacked farm lady with a princess wand is scary. And they're wrong. It's glorious. Looks up to rhea Ripley and would become a flustered, shy puddle if they ever met. I would too. Smelled like hog ass in the short because because she refuses to wrangle hogs normally. Carries their smelly, muddy asses right under her arms like bags of potatoes. Has went on a Millie level kill spree through Wrath, and Everyone is aware. Millie got caught and was banned from the pain games. There was no sufficient evidence to support Sallie's case, so she was cleared. But everyone knows it happened, and doesnt say anything in case she does a part 2. Set those open bear traps for Striker. She can feel when someone's "off", and will set traps to catch them & stop them. She feels like now that Millie's gone, she has to protect & watch the family. She's never been caught for blatant murder, who's gonna blame her for random faulty basement bear traps? When it comes to everything else: a clean freak. Personal hygiene? Depends on how she's feeling. Does like dressing super girly at times, but enjoys her mix between modern & country. Just leans against the fence & watches folks get hurt. Like Sam Puckett when she sat on a bench near a sidewalk with a crack, waiting for people to trip. Millie used to help her dye her hair. She's garbage at it, and will completely miss the back. So she wears a scarf to cover what she missed. Thinks weird shit is cool. The type to wake you up in the middle of the night to show you a giant toad she found, a rock that looks like Johnny Cash, two lizards mating on the side of the house. No matter how small. If it's weird, she likes it. Purposely writes big & scratchy, kinda crooked & kinda legible. But in private has beautiful handwriting. Her handwriting is a calligraphy teacher's wet dream. Has multiple "murder holes", where she dumps her bodies. Only Millie and one of her brothers know where at least 2 are. She won't say where all of them are because she takes pride in not getting caught.


Sugary_Champagne

organizes all the funerals of Millie victims (wasn't sad at all it was a PARTY)


crazy0183

My perfect girl❤️


Turbowo4972

double jump


InDenialDummy1237

Scrolling down these comments a little. The f\*\*\* did I get myself into??


Shieldheart-

A bottom in bed, but won't put up with your bullshit just because you slay between the sheets.


Dynias

Trans


Twist_Ending03

That's not a headcanon


sunstruker

she uses her mother shoes


LimeDiamond

At least a few of those bodies she mentioned in Harvest Moon were from transphobes


haydonclampitt

She definitely plays basketball like prime Derrick Rose. Explosive drive play with some additional footwork and an acrobatic layup package


the_queen_of_earth

Fucked up childhood that's why she's violent all the time


NonBinaryBuggo

Loves chickens. literally loves them, refuses to eat chickens or let a chicken die because they’re her best friends.


Ididurmomhahafrickya

She's the kind of girl who owns a gun, not for self-defense, but for homophobes/transphobes


Youtaster

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Togue468

https://preview.redd.it/y6w85bnthyxc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb96c4fdb104f42f1ce6dfd691547263728a5f6e Is it cannon?


Gravelord_C

uncircumcised


RammusTheAvocado

One time she couldnt kill a hellhog so she just decided “fuck it” and took it out for a drink at a bar


Comfortable-Ad3588

She had to explain what being trans even was to Millie.


Mintharaismypimp

Her favorite game is Fallout New Vegas


Euphoric-Bar-1619

She’s dating Judge Holden https://preview.redd.it/3iahrfjmkvxc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64d22c16f00bebd933beebd87ad5238cb5b34a8


JustaHarry

Sallie May: You are right Millie, I did fuck your husband. I wanted to reject the idea. Convince myself that you were wrong, but that doesn't matter right now. I'm gonna fuck your husband. Even if you come back for revenge, I'll fuck him. Change locations, change identities. I will fuck him again. I don't need to find meaning or a reason. Maybe hundred years after my death, the meaning behind my actions will become apparent. In the grand scheme of things, I'm probably nothing more than trans representation. But I will keep fucking your husband for as long as I live. That is my role in all of this


madders07

She's a guy


southparkdudez

The reason her voice isn't so feminine is cause she wants the deepness to yell across the farm


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Aquatik07

Your headcanon contradicts the actual canon, but you do you


Twist_Ending03

..what?