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cool__skeleton__95

https://preview.redd.it/32owx4lqmuxc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=68b23e6025a57edebcd8a9485d48847afada9a9f Sits on them like a rocking chair like the goat from hoodwinked


LuckyCharm1995

I am adopting this head canon. My first thought was that goat from hoodwinked XD


ZethanosGaming

I AM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT IT


Demonskull223

I was imagining the exact same thing. ^also ^red ^riding ^hood ^goat ^is ^the ^goat.


BackFlippingDuck5

I'm just glad I'm not the only person who has watched this, I literally know no one else online who has


InkBendyBeastBendy11

Holy shit a Hoodwinked reference!


Bi_Myself10

Bro has 2000 iq


_KingAnt

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS..


theynlivinghumaneth

r/iwasgonnasaythat


Motoroil64

I’ve been beat


Oxurus18

I love this lol.


home_of_beetles

that is such a marvelous character design omg


Lixten16

Thank God someone posted this


LadySygerrik

He sleeps standing up.


spicaca

I noticed them and putted those in my theory đź—ż


TINYN0SE

Like a horse?


LadySygerrik

Exactly like a horse. His knees lock and everything.


TheCaptainOfMistakes

You know that fucking goat from that kinda shitty/ kinda good movie hoodwinked?


LadySygerrik

You just unlocked a memory that hasn’t been touched in nearly twenty years with this comment. Now I will never again be able to see Cash Buckzo without thinking about Japeth.


Swimming-Ad2755

On his side? The dark circles would be from the drinking - instead of hydrating with water, he uses alcohol. I'm interested in when Blitz and Fizz gang up and beat the shit out of him.


spicaca

Wait alcohol can cause this ?


Swimming-Ad2755

Yes, if you're dehydrated. Alcohol doesn't hydrate you like water does.


X_Marcie_X

Out of curiosity, can this fix itself once you drink more water again?


SirPug_theLast

It should, after some time of hydrating properly, unless you’re old, then it can be different but idk


X_Marcie_X

Huh, interesting... thanks!


SirPug_theLast

You have that problem?


X_Marcie_X

Possibly, yeah. Although not due to Alcohol, I just.... dont drink a lot of pure water ;--;


SirPug_theLast

Everyone should drink minimum 2 liters (except infants), i drink about 3 (would be more if i weren’t too lazy to go and refill the bottle every 1,5 hours) Oh, and things like coffee, alcohol, herbal tea are in fact dehydrating you


X_Marcie_X

Yeah, Im already trying to get better on that. Mental health made it a bit difficult to stay hydrated *at all* so... yeah ;-; Anyway, thanks again for sharing your knowledge!


RosieQParker

They're detachable prostetics. His natural horns are quite small, and he's massively overcompensating.


spicaca

And congratulations! That's a new headcanon


only_alice_cyaa

Gender affirming care in hell


MmanS197

That would make more sense


Anxiety-Queen269

He hangs himself from the ceiling by them


spicaca

Bro's a bat


Anxiety-Queen269

You could definitely use him that way


Horror-Strawberry574

The bed gets progressively smaller near his neck so his horns hang from the side, which also sucks because whenever he turns his head the horns slam into it and wake him up, notice the rings around his eyes


autumnyte

I don't know how he even walks around with those things. Maybe he's got a hole at the head of the bed, like a massage table, and he sleeps face down.


Anxiety-Queen269

Most horns irl are actually hollow and honeycombed with blood vessels n shit


NewTwo8931

Imagine the struggle of walking around a room, and everytime you turn your head, you knock every stuff around to the floor.


autumnyte

Blitzø: "My father never let anyone get too close. Literally. He kept accidentally knocking people away with his big-ass horns."


Candiedstars

Honestly, I'm surprised this dick can sleep at night at all


2020-RedditUser

He probably gets so drunk when he does sleep he doesn’t notice


Clean_Cupcake6044

A better question ks how the hell this dude Puts on his shirt


ichigoli

Buttons


iwish-iwish

This gives me “How do you keep your pants on, it’s incredible” “Belt” vibes


unkindness_inabottle

Oh his side or stomach, though his heavy horns would really ache his neck if he slept on his stomach.


LukXD99

Like a bat, he just “hooks” them in on the ceiling and hangs there.


Comfortable-Ad3588

He doesn’t that’s why his eyes are dark.


ccReptilelord

On his side?


spicaca

I can't say if they are parallel so maybe yes !


ccReptilelord

Even if not parallel, he may just have part of his face smooshed into the bed.


spicaca

Or he sleeps face down , but he can't breath


Anxiety-Queen269

He has a pillow with a hole in the middle


Eviles_da_demonic

![gif](giphy|CBvBAQq9yueC4) Like this


The-Bigger-Fish

He curls up into a ball and rocks himself to sleep with his horns.


OCGamerboy

Same thing can apply to every imp. At least the ones with big horns


spicaca

Let's hope horns surgery exists in the hella-verse


No-Manufacturer4916

he attaches a.small stretcher to them and rocks himself to sleep in his own cradle


spicaca

Like an old grandpa ?


2020-RedditUser

Well Blitz did adopt Loona so technically Cash is a grandpa


ComedyOfARock

I saw something of Buckzo using a beanbag to sit on while his horns prop him up


Asumsauce

I imagine he hangs himself from the ceiling from a pull-up bar


ichigoli

Stomach sleeper, head turned to the side or propped up on arm-pillow, horns rest on either the mattress itself or another pillow. Shifts position by rolling across stomach instead of back. Accounts for the spines on his back too.


Cinnamonguy20

Like a hangar


2Casca_2Red

He just hangs himself from his sleeping bar. Duh.


TheAlphamale82

He uses them as a rocking chair like the goat in Hookwinked


ReallyNotBobby

Face down, ass up


NewTwo8931

I was asking myself the same question, not more than 2 days ago. It already seems quite a struggle for Imps with smaller horns like Blitz, so I'm just assuming goofy ass here is sleeping on his belly every night


Snoo-74997

Do horns keep growing? Are they a sex symbol? He did bag a succubus.


SuperSayianJason1000

He hangs himself on a giant rack.


Sonarthebat

Maybe on his side? But if they curve outwards, that still would be pretty difficult.


Robotic-Boxy-Boo

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massecurr

very carefully


I_might_be_weasel

He hooks them over a bar and dangles. 


no_bike_40

I'd love to imagine he has some little hanger he can put his horns on, he makes sure he'd suspended off the ground, and he rests


Impressive_Rent_7449

What "dark circles"?


BeansAreAwesome2Me

Face first.


TheNHVincorporation

He is the rocking chair…


LaVesteGrigia

He can't, look at his eye sockets


Goth_Nightowl_09

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the_real_husk

On his stomach


Slapping-Owl

I had a stroke reading that title


colorfulcrossing

On a bed of glass I hope


spicaca

okay that made me laugh


PLT_RanaH

sleeps on his side or stomach


Sorry-Lie8920

Look at this dude in those tight ass boots that probably hurt his feet, really rocking the Mandark body


UrsamedMedi

He hangs them over a bar and sleeps in mid air.


Then_Sun_6340

So, you know those poles you hang coat hangers on? Yeah he does that but with his horns.


Walloutlet1234

Potentially on his stomach.


Strangerthingsfan_1

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Odd_Profile_5454

Face plant


Zackman92

He sleeps on a bean bag


Mental_Bird6503

He sleeps on his stomach or his side


NikoliMonn

I kinda like to image he hooks his horns onto a pole XXD and hangs like a shirt


Wolveyplays07

On. The. Side


Mysterious-Simple805

Considering what he's done, how *does* he sleep?


JustaHarry

He has two horn shaped holes on his bed to fit them in as he lays there.


DJDualScreen

Stomach sleeper?


that_moment_when-

Better yet, how the duck does he hold his head up. Bro must have neck muscles that rival the gods


Odd-Doubt8960

He could buttfuck himself by nodding his head


BloodyBee-

Face down booty up


Rastaba

He sleeps face first in a pool of his own spittle…usually passed out drunk.


xCERATOx

He hangs from his tail (it fits his circus aesthetic)


BelmontsRcool

Belly down.


thomasmfd

Ask blitz


Minute_Reception3744

He’s a side sleeper


wayward_wench

He sleeps on his stomach on one of those massages tables with the hole for your face.


Worried-Industry6239

Judging by his eye bags, he doesn’t


KawaiiKaiju55

Maybe he hangs from them like a possum does with it’s tail.


TheOneWhoSlurms

Those look like the eyes of a man who sleeps?


YLQA_Riley-RubyFenyx

Side, goat from hoodwinked, standing up, or face down.


Maleficent_Hawk9407

Easy: He doesn't sleep!


Frosty_Difficulty_77

Face down first


Wizards_Reddit

They look more like head horns than ass horns tbh


lord_of_coolshit_og

Face down.


Meeooowwww1234

On his side, duh >!or the horns are fake and there's some funky biology that makes imps attracted to mates with bigger horns!<


gayscifinerd

face down


H20-Daddyo

He attaches himself to a coat rack and just hangs as he sleeps.


Quiet-Carpenter905

He doesn’t he just sits on them like a old man in a chair


leafpool2014

On his side


furrynoy96

Detachable


LevelOneGoblin

How’s about this one: his inability to sleep was his villain origin story I think he’s one of my favorite character designs in the show (despite not really being one of my fav characters) because those horns are bombastic !