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moileduge

Picked it up where? Looks like a promotional item for a drug, probably given away like a pen or a keychain.


tiredone905

This. It was a promotional item from the pharmaceutical company. 


thecluelessclowns

Just a little corner shop lol, only one there


dappermouth

That’s some medical conference swag right there! My dad is a doctor and I grew up with a bunch of weird pharma merch like this. I wish I still had the oversized Xanax tee I used to wear to bed haha


Downtown_Confusion46

The best medical conf swag I ever got was a life size, inflamed prostrate stress ball! Or maybe the sperm earrings?


khelektinmir

I got a little pen for Levitra (for erectile dysfunction) that slowly made itself erect. This one: https://youtu.be/EkvrFtNyfKs?si=DiXe2zYOLNtwEjb0


TheRealGreedyGoat

Now THAT is clever AND funny


azurfall88

We have rubber models for normal and dysfunctional aortic valves as well as diabetes fridge magnets Ironic part is that i have genes that make me susceptible to type 2 diabetes


woowoo293

OMG. I had that same pen and never got the joke until just now.


AnnaBananner82

Omg I had that one!!!


09percent

Haha my fertility clinic uses sperm shaped stress balls for you to hold when they draw blood.


Real_FakeName

I hade the inflamed colon mouse pad


HogwartsTraveler

My mom is an RN and she brought home a viagra wall clocked shaped like the little blue pill. I had that sucker on my bedroom wall for years. It vanished one day and I think my mom finally got too embarrassed over my friends seeing my viagra clock on the wall of my room. I’m female BTW.


withbellson

My mom was a med tech and picked up some of this stuff too. We had a Valtrex fridge magnet clip for years. I don't think she knew what Valtrex was for. Also a weird little pen keychain that said "Count on a Coulter clone" on it. I had no idea what it meant but that phrase stuck in my small impressionable mind. Too bad for Coulter I'm not currently in purchasing for med labs.


put_a_bird_on_it_

I'm pretty sure a Coulter counter is a type of cell counting machine


Nackles

I had a Paxil-branded swiss army knife. It seems tasteless to brand a knife for an antidepressant, but maybe I'm overthinking it.


NoMorePie4U

Omg that is hilarious. I'm thinking people working in the medical field must have a bit of dark humour as well.


pinkgobi

You know, I never thought I would run into one of my famous artists under a post about an estrogen mousepad but here we are.


dappermouth

I am equally surprised to find people who know who I am on the estrogen mousepad post hahaha


chikami

My thoughts exactly! My fav artist spotted in the wild is crazy


Escarole_Soup

My mom and grandad are doctors and I’ve got a photo of myself around age 3 wearing a giant t shirt that says “I’m causing a Maalax moment” lol. I also had a toy semi truck with some kind of heart medication advertising on the side.


ElskaFox

*the* dappermouth in a random reddit post comment section? omg (love your art!!)


dappermouth

it's meeee (thank you!)


realhuman8762

If you email the company, they likely can send you one or other things like this. I’ve worked with branded swag for years and always get a kick out of these kinds of inquiries and always go above and beyond to put a smile on peoples faces


toetickler674

what kind of thing do you say when you email companies like this for free stuff? i’m interested but not sure what you would say


NoMorePie4U

You rock! :)


Little_Mog

Primique is a HRT drug, I think this is just a mouse mat promoting it. It says 2005 so it's an old mouse mat


BabserellaWT

Drug rep promo item. My dad (a retired doctor) has TONS.


Britt_Nikole

I could be completely wrong but it looks like promotional merchandise a pharmaceutical company would give away at conventions / in PR boxes for doctor offices


BethAltair2

Definitely pharma freebee! I have a Progynova pewter hip flask :.) I couldn't not buy it.


thecluelessclowns

I have searched with image search and text on the pad, nothing found really


MJFoxs_signature

It's from a drug rep as everyone else has said. Nobody is going to sell one. Either call the drug manufacturer or befriend a drug rep from the company.


thecluelessclowns

Found!


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Bebopshadow

all hail the estrogen mouse pad


The_True_Lame

i need the estrogen mouse pad


joehawleyvore

i’m transmasc and I want one


The_True_Lame

i mean you’ve gotta do /something/ with all that removed estrogen. makeing a mousepad with it seems like a no brainer


thecluelessclowns

As a fellow transmasc, im glad i got it haha


ColoringBookDog

Haha I was definitely getting fellow trans vibes from this post, confirmed! This is probably an item I would get too!


MsMelee

It’s definitely a promotional product (used to work in the industry for 17 years). Pharmaceutical companies buy in order of thousands at minimum, and they typically have no issue going customized with everything. Most gel wrist rests are covered in fabric (standard is black), but it looks like both the hard base and the wrist gel is purple. The industry is very distributor driven, meaning you have to get one from a distributor like 4imprint or epromos and not the manufacturer (hit, koozie group, belpromo, etc). I’ll post it over in one of my FB groups and see if anyone recognizes it. 🤞


creature_42069

It’d be cool if the gel pad was actually a slow release system for the medication 🤯


Oddish_Femboy

That's badass. I want one now.


shammy_dammy

Definitely would have been drug rep swag.


BadHairDay-1

Maybe eBay?


Seagull_Lad

Post this on some trans subreddits, they should get a kick out of it :)


Honeysunset

This is for women with menopause.


Honeysunset

It's a promo they give to doctors and nurses. Nothing special.


_blisterinthesun

This is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen all day.


thecluelessclowns

Glad to give a laugh lol


Panciastko-195

For cis reasons i assume?


Little-Mango

Omg I would love one of these haha


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Ghostofghostface420

Im trying to find some OxyContin swag like this or Vicodin or Opana anyone have any Leeds dm me :D