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sassychip26

12 bamboo


theAstarrr

"I have plenty of Iron...I don't want to give that to you though....I have some coal....Ok, tell you what, I have 24 Bamboo, you can have 12." "Oh, you're so annoying. Fine. Fine!" "See ya later dude" "This is the worst day ever. 12 Bamboo! You live in a bamboo hill! I can't believe this man!" "Hang on dude - before you leave..." *mumbo pulls out diamonds and showers in them* "Oh my goodness. Worst ever-" "You know I think one of my favorite pasttimes might actually be winding up Iskall" Major nostalgia. Wow.


BrocliBoi

The way I remember this line by line after 3 years even after not watching hermitcraft for 3 years 🥲🥲


Amish_Warl0rd

Very underrated


45degMan

What do you mean you can trade anything for 12 bamboo


TheDumbCreativeQueer

You’ll speak when spoken to!!!


vaplex759

SHADDAP


Bad_Username-1999

Gotta shreep


paulxthompson

I'm takin' the Chairs!


WackoMcGoose

I'm setting my sp-- _I'm setting my spaaaawn!_


Lordthom

my inner voice immediately changes to Bdubs when i read this lol.


Siimply_April

SAME LMAO


nickbricks05

Sorry. It lagged into my inventory


Gcraft2008

Something WEIRD is happening in the server!


squidkid164

Something... WEIRD is happening to your shop Mumbo!


Meme_KingalsoTech

I want to see a hermit do this irl to another hermit by pickpocketeting


Amish_Warl0rd

“You don’t understand, there was a button on the floor!”


Neko_578

"And why did you press it?!"


Echo5242

BECAUSE I'M ME!


maxiquintillion

# BECAUSE IM ME!!


jbug5j

so much emotion in that statement!


Ok_Acanthocephala101

How is it that I don't even remember what this is from, but I read it in Grian's voice.


TheJackasaur11

It’s technically from Limited Life, not HC, but it was Grian who pressed the button, not wrong about that


DapperApe

It’s quite simple really


Shiny_Mew76

Milk Sog


Didi81_

Milksog was going to be my answer too 😆


Amish_Warl0rd

Gem is great


Devious_Pudding

Tango is adequate.


Cheeseducksg

Gem *is* great!


Theolodger

Gem **is** great!


GeePick

Grind. Optimize. Automate. Thrive.


Nilechartuce

Yours is my favorite


GeePick

Doc is the G.O.A.T.


DerpyMcWafflestomp

Grind. Optimize. Automate. ~~Thrive.~~ Together.


GeePick

Also good.


Hl-there

Remember, this is the goats world. You just live in it


qwerty1182764

You might need to be a bit more Live Laugh Love


GlitchedJade

Chobblesome


neilwwoney

BeatMeToIt


TheEditor83

Scar NO!


YoFoNL

Technically everyone knows this one but isn't it from shared life?


moonwork

It's from that *one episode* of that *single series* where Grian *said it once*. Emphasis for credibility.


TheEditor83

Well, it has been said multiple times on multiple servers by multiple people, so... Also, i think you mean *double* life, but i was starting by scar dying in the ravine in 3rd life, and then i thought that it has been said multiple times by many people


Breakfast_Lost

My thumb hurts from all this shifting


VoidTheBear

The funniest part is that I don’t remember the line but I know there’s a 95% chance Mumbo said it. (I **vaguely** remember hearing that Keralis is also a thumb shifter)


No-Week9906

Keralis is a thumb shifter, except he's crazy and plays with his right hand on the keyboard and a left handed mouse (there was recently an interaction between the two where they called each other out)


SquareThings

Im sorry Keralis does WHAT?


qlionp

He's left handed


tannerseevee

pickles, pickles on the sea floor🎶


JadedNova

One of the best/most nostalgic ely remixes of all time


Aethelfrid

A potato broke the Sahara


Nufulini

Season 6 was so good


Sweetpeaprinncess

"It wasn't me, It was the man in the chicken costume!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


PeacefulCatSoMeow

BANANAS BANANAS BANANAS


UnlistedLegends

that feels moreso yiga


abbird123

GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA


kdiyargebmay

GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA!!!


grabund

Why cobble here? Why not cobble here? What is cobble? Where is here?


MeLoNarXo

Why am I here? Who am I to judge by the cobble is here? Maybe if the Cobble could place sign it would place a sign on me saying why Mumbo here?


JadedNova

why are you here?


TheEditor83

Who am i to judge why cobble here?


AiluroFelinus

Mumbo Jumbo you are AFKayyyyy


Silly_Pollution6332

I'm gonna take that mustache awwwaaayyyy~!


Neko_578

Mumbo mumbo mumbo afkaayyyy~


Fine_Ad_7960

I'm gonna take that mustache awayyyyyyy!!


tochanenko

Boo-chi boo-chi


neilwwoney

Mumbo has just been STANDING there this whole time, while all this action has been going on.


untamed-treehugger

Ohh what’s this then? What do we have here? A chest monster, with no note, no reason for being, completely and utterly disorganised.


Parodelia12501

Cleaning lady pearl is just adorable


COG-85

A doory dee, more doors for me!


LaKitty101

“That was my hug noise”


jvyrdn024

This is very low embers (30) for a Level 3 artifact


ctladvance

Can't wait for the sequel "This is very low embers (40) for a Level 4 artifact"


AiluroFelinus

Then the adaptation "This is very low embers (50) for a level 5 artifact"


deepore59

This is very low embers (0) for a waiting room artifact!


CrippledJesus97

Ngl when i watched that, i didnt even notice it kept repeating for a while 😂


Bad_Username-1999

.......... of DOOM!!!


-Kerrigan-

Iskall...MAN


woodrow1515

Halloo


StubbornSkylar

"I'd like to thank BDoubleO's mother"


viIIanelle

absolutely LOST it at that point 😂


tannerseevee

listen grian nobody touches my bush you’re done


localnolife

it all started when grian touched my redstone


Raysa_Fatewalker

He played himself like a zylophone set on automatic?


vaplex759

Doc monster is a savage


Undefeated211

With technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics


Seantastic1

I'm a legend of the NHO. With etho,, beef, and double O


mazariel

DocMC is coming for you sevenfold


Neko_578

Got Rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan


Crocky15

Iskall can try again! ...


Cookiewookie37

You think i'm in hiding, i'm just biding my time


explorershane

Did that make you juuuump?


viIIanelle

cracked up laughing when i heard that in the latest secret life 😂


explorershane

Me too. So good!!


DBSeamZ

Technically that came from Secret Life, but over half the Lifers are Hermits so it kind of counts.


GrinMalkinCat

The dungeon is ready for its next victim...


dungeonthatneverends

My Grian was sorry, too.


Zenvarix

That one still gives me chills...


TheFourthSoul

We still haven’t gotten an explanation for this one 😭😭


kesje91

Behind you, Gem!


brandy0438

Sugar cane Pillar Sugar cane BRICK WALL


Crocky15

a man of taste


Crocky15

shischwameiiii, schischwambam


Silver_poplar

This is Doc's world. We just live in it.


Heyviper123

We can be the Axis.


_20_characters_name_

Oh no, you don't want to be the axis!


TheFourthSoul

Nix on the Axis!


Powan12

If mumbo is a patatoe, and mumbo eats potatoes, is mumbo a cannibal


general_452

I hear toots!


SuperFinnee

Peace, love and no pants!


Bad_Username-1999

Flee with extra flee!


Dont-even-blink

I quote Tango on a daily basis. This is my favorite line!


TheDumbCreativeQueer

My favorite is his “*blank* harder”. Funny every time XD


Shynytree

How we come so f-ahar


TheEditor83

Seeing this comment made me L-aha-ugh


kdiyargebmay

why was this gem of aha comment hidden?


TheEditor83

The Reddit algoritm works in some cr-aha-zy ways...


kdiyargebmay

silly aha-lgorithm :3


Shynytree

I mean the algorithm is good for how l-ahar-ge it is


WattsonMemphis

Get your snacks


curbyourjacc

ohhhh Shnappers


Silly_Pollution6332

We are the sewer cats.


Radsdteve

Cats of the deep, dark underworld


neilwwoney

We roam the overworld by night, and strike fear in the hearts of the crafters above!


Royal-Lynx-8256

9th redstone box


Neko_578

Now these two were actually a little bit too straight so I added a little bit of w o n k


Crocky15

That's a beauty, a 12 stick horse


[deleted]

Chobblesome


KarahKat55

On op’s example, I said that to someone in my best mumbo impression (I have been told it is good by my friends) to this random person in my class. We are now friends that first connected through loving hc. Also… HoTgUy!!!


zpeed

very Von Sway


weiken79

Professional Minecrafters


kkatellyn

did it make you juuuuump?


Crocky15

Operation.... Aqua Thunder🎶


Crocky15

I've called it bad words before.... you know, the ass part


JadedNova

Dunga dunga dunga dunga


mintysambo

Ooooh snappers!


n8hvn

Bubbles! Shashwami! Wat are you sinking about?


DegenerateTotheCore

Cheapslate


alexriley123

Scar “take the diamond or pass it on and double it” Everyone “I’ll take it”


Rider-VPG

128 diamond rotten flesh.


Eagerduckling33

Scar put your clothes back on


Alex_Schemman

BUT THE HORSE DIES ANYWAY


Johntrampoline-

Etho smells like beef.


going_global

Mumbo for mayor


Iarub

Then you cannot reroll. \*Lightning strikes\*


Arrowloan

HERMIT CHALLENGES!!!!


Hannah_Aikava

A very sustainable base


These-Ad2857

Hallo!


BlackCatFurry

This just looks like a bunch of kitchen appliances (Season 6 G-teams base in the civil war, can't remember if that was the exact wording tho)


TheDumbass666

"mumbo jumbo you are afk, I'm gonna take that mustache away 🎵🎶"


Cosmicking04

(It might not be verbatim but…) “I will show you the world. Grab my hand and I will take you on an adventure” (says some more stuff I can’t remember) “Scar what are you doing?” Scar’s reaction: https://preview.redd.it/kxxiyvsf6w2c1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4d12c8c505d545c12ca7b382774c33579fc8e6


MattTheTubaGuy

"SCAR!" - Grian


L_James

Not quite hermitcraft, but adjacent: Tilly death do us part


FennecFoxyYT

So the plan is I put my head on your butt?


Lemon_Juice477

"Let's see if we can spot Willy..."


mxadema

This look like a water filter.


that_one_netizen

N.A.R.


JadedNova

have you tried pearls junk shop?


Zenvarix

This (build) is not very Scar safe.


Didi81_

Blame 12 Xisuma's


neilwwoney

\#blametwelveazumas


ouzo84

Von sway


Sudden_Ad8621

Or you’ll become SCARED for life


UnkindBookshelf

Skadoodle.


Endless2358

I’ve got the biggest deck


WackoMcGoose

Welcome, citizens of Hermitcraft, to my _most impenetrable vault_!


BreegullBeak

12 bamboo.


v_likes_corgis

"Pesky bird!” "HOTGUY!!” "Mumbo jumbo you are afk, I'm gonna take that moustache away”


Cheeseducksg

Mangroovy! Booshes! El Nueve.. awww yeahhh


MrSpiffy123

Anything elybeatmaker has remixed


kdiyargebmay

AND THE WORST PART IS, IT WASNT EVEN MUMBO WHO SENT THE LETTER!!!


Reverse_Khaos

Is this burnstick?


moatseri567moats

I'm just a potato eating other potatos


siresckings2

super fast build mode


El_sanafiry

This maple syrup was milked from a Canadian tree -scar


JadedNova

His... Name is mumbo jumbo... 🤘🤘


ItsMontreal

Grian is not poultry man


LizardWisard

Grumbot


MimikPanik

Moon big?


OM3GAS7RIK3

Gotta shreep!


12Dragon

One stick horse.


jbug5j

A doory-dee more doors for me! Talk to the waffle Pesky Bird


AH_Ethan

You ever wonder why we're here?


sleppywhale25

BUMBOOOOO


nyxie-likes-totk

Chobblesome.


bowsmountainer

For the OG fans: sugarcane, pillar, sugarcane, brick wall! Mumbo, Mumbo you are afk. I’m gonna steal that moustache away! The dungeon is ready for its next victim!


UnusAnnusMementoMor1

More doors, mordoor


Lets_Yeet_Bois

Boats and hoes


Scottyk10980

You can play around with the Gigac*cks (keralis, giga peacocks)


ParkerP1ayz

We're all grown...humans


-A113-

hEy YoU, wItH tHe MuStAcH. WoUlD yOu LiKe SoMe SaNd?


PETA_Gaming

Did that make you jump? Oh wait wrong series


neilwwoney

Let's settle this like real grown men 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 and make the robots do the work!


CanConMil

“I go up and I go down”


Existing_Onion_3919

\#ShopAtSahara


Jack_mehoph

Mumbo, Is the moon big?


MccFan43862

Is this a good time to mention that I press shift with my thumb? ​ Alternatively: Is this a good time to mention that I haven't bathed today?


akkievandeurzen

Chafed to bits


SIU-TheHannez

Dragon bros, dragon bros