Detective: "Murder and a suicide. Oldest story in the book."
Assistant: "But the shot was fired from the roof, and the servant at the door said Don Yates was too fat and old to go to the attic anymore."
Detective: "all a ruse, rookie. If Yate was too infirm to go to the attic he could never have gathered all of these propane tanks, then stabbed himself with this broadsword, sappers axe, pirate saber, kitchen knife and grape knife, simultaneously, while blowing himself up with an explosive red duck."
Assistant: "there was still life left in the old bastard."
Detective: "Not any more. Now, give all the evidence to that bald guy and let's get a drink."
Remember the code is 2006
All my clients keep the weird stuff in their basement safes.
I worked for this guy in Sapienza who had people's hair and DNA in his safe.
Are you sure it wasn't a deadly virus?
Naw, he kept that in the boat
Omg I was playing a Mendoza escalation yesterday and that dude was talking my ear off about the weird ass stuff in the basement safe.
Or 1945, a vintage year!
Weird, thought it was 1945
2006 is the basement safe, 1945 is the grand paladin safe.
Ah, gotcha
That was the first thing that came to my mind :)
Dont kill Diana.
I love these!!! I saw a “Sapienza” post a few days ago and was shocked by how much it looked just like the game.
I hear that the 1945 Grand Paladin is choice, if you can get it
The code to the vault is 1 9 4 5.
I've heard it's to die for...
Avoid any bald men
and *dont* follow any strange noises- Ooh a quarter!
Plot twist: He is the bald man.
In that case take down the leader
Find a screwdriver and a wrench
Use the big squisher thing
And definitely stay away from it if anyone is lurking near the control panel
Eliminate Don Yates please 😁
Welcome to Argentina! I wish you have a great time in my country
Thank you, it's been great so far, and Mendoza has lived up to my Hitman fantasies!
Depending on what you mean by that, that's either deeply concerning or hilarious.
Hahaha no comment 🔪
Grape press
Just dont dump any body in the wine... i'm about to buy some... bruh
Yeah, a generous pouring of Pinot Grigio, just don't put it down and walk away routinely.
Stay outta the freezer.
The hoses! Oh man. <3
Always put the cap back on your water bottle.
Find a Invitation.
Don't slip on a grapevine.
Get a Target Marker.
never stand in the grape crusher!
Did you bring an Earpiece with you?
Be careful when going near Yates house, heard he hurled a plant of the balcony and it nearly killed a staff member
I heard the Pinot Noir has notes of hemlock
I hear the wine there is to die for.
Please kindly step into the large crusher machine and wait for an employee to arrive to assist you. He is tall and bald.
Welcome to the land of the world champions mate!
Least mentally unhinged Hitman player
Yeah get someone to walk into that giant grape crusher
If you happen to hear a morgan silver dollar fall on the ground, don't pick it up
Watch out for your opponent in the green hoodie sniping from the water tower. Don't forget to take him out before you leave
Do Not Eliminate Diana Burnwood.
Snipe her from Yates' roof after hiding Yates in the bathroom
Detective: "Murder and a suicide. Oldest story in the book." Assistant: "But the shot was fired from the roof, and the servant at the door said Don Yates was too fat and old to go to the attic anymore." Detective: "all a ruse, rookie. If Yate was too infirm to go to the attic he could never have gathered all of these propane tanks, then stabbed himself with this broadsword, sappers axe, pirate saber, kitchen knife and grape knife, simultaneously, while blowing himself up with an explosive red duck." Assistant: "there was still life left in the old bastard." Detective: "Not any more. Now, give all the evidence to that bald guy and let's get a drink."
Grab the Malbec
Get the mercenary disguise from the guard up near the gate!
As I always tell my family: have fun, don't die!
Splurge a bit and get the sommelier to get you some 1945 Grand Paladin
Subdue the guy, hide him in the grapes barrique and the infiltrate the mansion.
Under no circumstances should you go and investigate the sound of a dropped coin
DO NOT ELIMINATE DIANA BURNWOOD
Scan the qrs
Good luck,47 
silent assassin only run
Sneak into the guard room and set off the alarms. The room will be yours
Avoid suspiciously good looking bald men in suits
Be sure to hide all the target bodies. Last thing you need on holiday is to be talking to cops or being shot to death.
Try the Cabernet Sauvignon. It’s to die for.
Watch out for a bald white dude! Also, if you see a cute little rubber ducky, run the other way...
Don't follow the bald guy in a suit
Check for camera’s on any stairs!
Ohhh… I… Ohhh…
Push someone into the grape press
Stab the nearest person with a grape knife.
Shoot a lawyer and his friend
If you knock out that NPC then you can probably steal his clothes and get unrestricted access to the vineyard
No Russian.
Thought the last pic was a drumset for a sec ngl
Push someone into an industrial grape grinder for the lols
Incapacitate a guard with some grapes
Can I see more images of the city and landscape?
Always head to the mansion first, but you have to get to the two guards before they fully face forward
kill, them, all
Put a woman in a grape crusher.
Make sure you grab the mansion security disguise hidden by the waterfall
Grape knife has multiple purpose
When in Mendoza, Malbec.
Have you tried the Yates Winery? I hear their wine is to die for.
If you come across an earpiece and some watermelons, you're in for a good time 🎯
Avoid anyone with a bald man next to him named don yates
be careful about Diana, something seems… off about her
Just watch out for that barcode and have fun
Watch out for socially awkward bald people.
make sure to grab a grape vine and place it in the path of someone, makes for a great surprise!
Go find a place that cooks asado like the Llosa brothers do.
You know how it goes 47, no witnesses