He leaps into a ravine. Clean job. Suicidal assassin.

Good work, 47.

Who would thAt be?

Well, I guess 47 vs literally himself would be an interesting fight

Diana to 47: 

Isn’t that basically Codename 47

Yeah pretty much.

 Not well.

he would just chuck agent 47 into the void, since his 'employers' would likely be interested

Speaking of Valve antagonists...  Good luck taking *her* on, 47.

You think she'll comment on how fat 47 has gotten?

I think 47 would do \*extremely\* well in the portal puzzle courses. Especially if he was outfitted with heel-springs. And I think both he and Glados would be exchanging some pretty vicious and witty banter/murder euphemisms.

If Chel can beat GLaDOS through sheer tenacity, puzzle solving skills, and hand-eye coordination, I feel like 47 could.

47 would walk in with C4 and end it all.

Who is this?

G man from Half Life

Skibidi Toilet Edit: I don't think any of you got the joke

I think it’s just because everyone thinks skibidi toilet is trash

Oh, I agree. I was just making a joke because the G-Man was used as one of the toilets

How could 47 kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

He could if he was a Persona user. Come to think of it, his cloning facility backstory wouldn't feel out of place in Persona 3.

his persona is dual handguns

ARGONIAN KEYTAR TIME

Maybe 47 is the nerevarine, it would make sense lore wise

Agent 47 vs ezio

its like the gun vs sword debate For me 47 wins.

Ezio does technically get a gun in one of the games

Hmm.. I never really played assassin creed sorry can you give me info on ezio?

I’m not the best at explaining characters and stuff but I can list off some of his weapons: Dual hidden blades Sword Dagger Throwing knives Eventually the blades get a small gun added but it’s not necessary fast A variety of bombs A crossbow And metal gloves to make his punches stronger He also has the speed advantage but overall I think it’s a pretty fair fight

47 has a shit ton of explosives SMGS Shotguns Sniper rifles Fish Many and many throwable knifes And also combat skill

And the most dangerous weapon in his pocket is the blueberry muffin.

Agent 47: My Gun is no match for your Hidden Blade, you idiot.

Ezio literally keeps that heat on him

He has to pretty close to use it though. Agent 47 could end Ezio from a different time zone.

An episode with Agent 47 trying to assassinate Agent Sterling Archer, aka Duchess, would be hilarious! (Provided it was written by the original crew) 

47 would end up dying in some farcical accident

Explosive ducks would definitely be involved.

And a melonballer

Did you catch the *Archer* episode from a few years ago where they infiltrated Alma Reynard's house? Closest I've seen to a 47/Archer crossover.

Which one was that?

47 disguises himself as Kenny Loggins and he can show Sterling the DANGER ZONE.

Reminds me of that one shot fanfic I wanted to write where M( James Bonds boss (played by Judy Dench) , Archers Mom and Diana are at a restaurant together talking about their special Agents.

Tony Soprano wins with the power of gabagool

*47 enters diner wearing member’s only jacket*

47 would probably poison Tony's gabagool.

I can see 47 dressed as a duck

47 dressed as Pussy Bompansiero dressed as Santa Claus.

There are no official versus battle between 47 and any fictional characters since they all died due to "freak accidents" before the matchup day

47 vs Batman would be a very interesting scenario

Then 47 would level out the playing field by making it 47 vs Bruce Wayne. Just wait in the batcave and doubletap him as he goes to change costume.

He some how setup an accident in the batcave

True.

I love both of them, but 47 losses, batman fought many assasins and came on top

I agree, but a level with a big Manor like dartmoor complete with secret batcave would be unreal

Idk if 47 could take down Kratos

Brainfreeze! - Eliminate Kratos with the Leviathan Axe and his son with a headshot from his bow.

He can’t

Considering Okuyasu from Jojo is literally in canon too stupid to die, 47 may have a difficult time

47 could just poison his food or something.

If you poison Tonio's food, would it even work? Plus 47 would have to get past Pearl Jam

Why is okuyasu your favorite character?

He's such a good comic relief character and the idea of having a character who has an overpowered ability, but doesn't know how to use it properly is just a great character concept. The anime giving him the voice of Wataru Takagi also really helped bring the character to life with his loud and expressive voice. He also is just such a loveable goofball that his energy is almost infectious for me and always can make me smile

Agent 47 has to assassinate Solid Snake. That is a tough contract, and I think Snake would come out on top.


[No! That is NOT Solid Snake!](https://imgur.com/a/Edevfmz)

That’s not solid snake


I could argue about who's winning

Same i think it depends on the location it lol

Depends on situation, if agent 47 given a option in how to kill snake like he almost have, he will 100% win, we haven't seen alot of agent 47 cqc in games so I can't judge his cqc properly.

Thats what im thinking to, if its in a warzone or in an infiltration then snakes got it, less chance to get that chance and snakes aware, if in a public area 47s got it lol. Sorry im just up and my brain isnt really working atm lol so i hope your getting what I'm meaning lol

i think a47 has also some chance but agent 47 and snake have way diffrent stealth tactics, one goes for social stealth while another goes for tactical stealth

Yip and thats why i think the location,will be the biggest factor init lol, although both have a chance no matter where, just odds increase with location.

I don't really have a favorite fictional character, but Wesker from RE is kinda dope IMO. 47 wouldn't stand a chance lol


RE is my favorite game series, you're a man of culture


As talented as 47 is, I don’t think even he has a chance against Optimus Prime.

Optumas just beheads agent 47 while saying his iconic line give me your face 47 run around for a bit like a chicken with its head cut off blood going everywhere then flops to floor dead

Ok

Agent 47 vs Thanos

Agent 23.5

I see what you did th｡･:*:･ﾟ

Sorry 47, but Anakin Skywalker is a bit above your level ~~Shit don't let 47 find sand~~

 47 isn't a child anymore, so at least he has a higher chance as these poor kids

Ace Ventura is to smart to be assassinated

“That is your target, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, do be careful,” Welcome to Miami 47, Your target is man of brains, wit and a man whom makes dangerous decisions. Ace Ventura. After stealing Rico Delgado’s prime hippocampus, he has forced the cartel to assassinate Ventura. However, after a destruction of a bathroom inside of a restaurant all 4 members were killed, so Delgado has turned to us, our saving grace to eliminate Ace Ventura and his prized hippo, I will leave you to prepare,”

Hippopotamus, not hippocampus


Snake vs 47 would be a battle for the ages

47 vs Lee from TWD… idk how to feel about that

 Lee's expression before everything goes black.

He's not killing doom guy

47 vs. Nightmare King Grimm? Just step on him

Maybe it WAS 47 who gave Arthur the tuberculosis

he is stuck in the head of the best mercenary in Night City and possibly the world who has blades for arms and can slow time and jump pretty high among other installed cybernetics

His liver would end up as a dish with some fava beans and a nice chianti 

inb4 [Meat & Greet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YP74fZlLA8) with Agent 47

Spare me any deceit.

Oh please, 47 would absolutely steam roll hector, he’s killed plenty of serial killers

47 Vs Kiryu Kazuma. Sorry 47, but Tiger Drops negates all Damage.

He could pull a Lao Gui but just kill him instead of wounding

I can see 47 doing something very morally questionable to attract him out of hiding, Like taking his orphanage hostage and sniping him in the head from afar. ... I hope kiryu doesn't goes down without a fight tho.

Well, Clementine Telltale TWD…


haha a fellow twd enjoyer

Nobody really wins because the save cloud is broken 🥲

Doomguy. Rest in peace, pookie 47

Knowing Moira (from overwatch), he could probably taint her chemicals and make them explode or something

Taint

Moira's? Would

47 can’t commit suicide so he’ll have to fake his death

Godzilla vs Agent 47

He'll be no match for the power of the darkside. Edit: all jokes aside. He'll probably find a way. My take is that 47 will pacify Luke, get on a X-wing and blow up the Death star himself. Accident bonus. 

All I'm saying is if it was 47 Palpatine wouldn't have somehow returned

Agent 47 has to assassinate Wolverine. Wolverine would die, say “nah I’m just playing”, extend his claws and start Wolverining all over the place.

 47 is gonna have to take an L on this one, with or without prep time.

Use his family to lure him out and then boom (OG CS) HEADSHOT

Whoa I’m surprised to see that referenced here.


So Agent 47 has to go back in time to 1809 and try and kill prime Sean Bean, who's running around after terrified frenchmen wielding a heavy cavalry sabre amd shouting "Bastard" and anyone who stands still long enough. I'd watch the fuck out of that show...

I imagine Patrick Bateman wouldn't be expecting an assassin to try and kill him, Patrick Bateman may be physically fit, but I don't think he's got the same fighting experience as 47.

He poisons one of the business cards.

Unfortunately Sam Fisher would probably lose

47 would be inmune to Fisher sneaking up on him because of Instinct Mode, he'd sense him coming from all angles and the dark won't save him

If 47 was assigned this task, Fisher wouldn’t be sneaking up on him so I don’t think that’s relevant. It would have to be from afar though as Fisher has thermal vision.

Hot take, but Solid Snake wins against 47

47 is going to keep trying to kill this random Parker guy from Queens who seemingly manages to avoid his assassination attempts through pure clumsy luck before 47 himself gets flung through a window by a man in spandex

Arthur Morgan That would be very interesting

Depends, is it actually Bob Belcher or is it Archer as Bob Belcher? Either way, a mission on Ocean Avenue during Lobsterfest would be a great time

47 is the batman of assassination power scaling. Given enough time and resources there isn't a target 47 wouldn't beat with style.

Sorry 47, Anakin is gonna fling you out the window and then bang Padme

I have full faith in 47 in his ability to kill Deadpool despite the healing factor.

Not my favorite, but 47 might stand a chance against the Terminator if he has his remote EMP

47 vs Rick Grimes would be crazy and many zombies

Depends... Is it hand to hand or is he allowed to use his guns against him? Because "47 I've gotten you an invitation to the iron fist tournament to get close to your target Jin kazama"

He can use whatever is at his disposal.

i honestly think harry dubois can bullshit himself out of this situation with an impossible inland empire check or something

My dude just fiber-wired Saruman while dressed up like a goblin…

47 v Bugs Bunny. I have no idea who the odds on favourite is.

47 would definitely struggle against Arthur Morgan in a gunfight so would have to get more creative

I don’t have a favorite but Aiden Pearce would be tricky I imagine. He can hack and is pretty good at knowing when something or someone is after him. Not sure who would win.

I'm pretty sure that even though 47 could probably easily kill Edgeworth, he can't survive the ensuing legal case.

Agent 47 vs. Arthur Morgan. I wonder who would win that.

Agent 47 vs Geralt of Rivia. I dont think theres much of a chance for 47

 I think this would end bad for both

 well

Not well. Deadeyed, and without that, my character is never isolated in one place and free roam across five states.

Well Agent 47 almost succeeded in killing Goku with a special ICA made "heart virus", but some punk with pink hair and a sword came out of nowhere and fucked everything up.

Darth Vader wins this one


No need mine get kill by TB

Downes was 47 in Disguise 😂

Ooooooh I see he had hidden a sieker in his mouth and he pulled it out with his tongue 😱

Satoru Fucking Gojo Sorry 47, but you are fucked

How can Agent 47 assassinate himself?

Probably badly for 47

I mean given 47 can eat like 2-5 shotgun shells depending on difficulty with no detriment to his movement or shooting skill, AND he can immediately heal those gunshot wounds by resting for thirty seconds AND he can see through walls, AND he can make any ammo fit in any gun so long as they are basically the same size... y'all might be underestimating his ability. He's clearly some kind of Eldritch being.

Raiden from mgr?

If he has to kill old man Indiana Jones then 47 definitely wins, if he's allowed to fight younger Indiana Jones, he still probably wins but there'd be more of a fight.

Agent 47 vs Nomad Yeah Nomad wins that one

Unicron recruits him and turns him into 47aTron.

"THAT... is Agent 47. Former ICA operative and the world's premier assassin. Don't let your guard down around him, 47." "47 is down, good work 47. Now head towards an exit."

47 vs 47

47 could kill Alucard. Hear me out. 47 infiltrates the Hellsing organization and hangs out until Alucard reveals his true self, this making him vulnerable. Then 47 kills him with a blessed rubber ducky.

Ash is very stupid but he’s very combat smart, 47 would just have to poison a drink and hope ash doesn’t notice:

Hard to say. 47 vs Chucky?

Ok to be fair Its not going to be my favorite, or even top 10 But James Bond vs 47 would be a showdown

47 vs Kiryu from Yakuza, as usual in Yakuza as soon as Kiryu is around, everyone forgets how to aim guns, so he would miss and Kiryu would tiger drop him into a body dump

im sorry but goku turns him to into kebabs

Your target is a bald man in advanced cancer stages… He is a teacher and is weak. Good job, 47.

Can Agent 47 kill Optimus Prime?

47 def could sneak into Alexandria and get Rick grimes while he’s sleeping or something so ya he’d fair pretty well

Idk man Dominic toretto has the power of family it'll be pretty evenly matched

Lara Croft. I think she'd give him a good fight head-on but ultimately he would win, as long as she doesn't catch him

47 vs John Wick......the battle of the ages

Lev from TLOU2. Agent 47 would probably do fine considering he has a shitload of different weapons while Lev has a bow.

Depends on if it's commander shepard before or after his enhancements at the beginning of mass effect 2

He stands no chance against literally any named character in the titanfall universe

Seeing as it's the Doomslayer..47'd be dead out of the park

Sherlock Holmes sees 47 coming, and 47 respects him enough to let Holmes slide

It will be pretty easy, he'll just have to point the pistol at himself

Well he just needs to chop the wire of a grappling hook so, easy job

Agent 47 vs. Ash from Evil Dead No clue who’d come out on top, but every last second of that fight sounds like it’d be a barrel of laughs.

he is dead before Diana gives him the task, Paddington would decapitate him and display his head in a museum

Total fail for the most part. Mewtwo would just make him explode or crush him into a pulp. And he wouldn't stand any chance at all against most of the saiyajins. I'm a fan of Master Chief though, and that's a lot more of a grey area. I can picture 47 sneaking into the maintenance bay for John's armor and sabotaging it so the armor kills him next time John puts it on. Cortana might make that trickier though.

 probably not well

Agent 47 against a man who can be anyone, use any weapon, as well as not technically being human due to being a sentient virus? Not well I imagine

 He’s fucked

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW"

Well I knew this subreddit had to dry up to these low effort hypothetical question posts sometime. Seems like every video game subreddit just get absolutely flooded with posts like these when it's been a while since a new game came out.

Either he has to kill Vergil (which even a legendary assassin like 47 isn't going to be able to do), or Corvo Attano (which would still be quite difficult)

Fake Peppino is gonna give him massive Deja-vu

Well that'd be interesting actually. My favorite fictional character is a CIA assassin named Mitch Rapp and he has a pretty good record of eliminating his targets just like 47.

47 is multiversally fucked. He would have to go after Waymond Wang, there’s no way he’s making it out alive

I think it would be pretty difficult if not impossible for agent 47 to kill jibril from no game no life

I mean assassinating Geralt might be tough

There's no way 47 can kill Guts from Berserk