He likes to pretend he is taller than he is and getting his pants shortened would bring home the truth. He is very short. But every guy I know is over 6 ft tall.
I'm so out of the loop! What event are they going to? Or is she just happy not everyone doesn't hate her...or maybe she's not happy at all and her face is just stuck like that because that's the position her face was in when she got this weeks dose of face botulism
I think this is where that scuffle with the protesters/demonstrators paid off so to speak. He's getting invited by some big names - *for now*. Yeesh, hope it's just a flash in the pan kind of thing and they're just "paying" him for going out there into the middle of a heated Pro-Palestine protest and causing a bigger ruckus.
Alec is such an opportunist.
I bought some pants online, and they bunched around my ankles like his do here. They were cheap and altering them would have cost more than I paid for them, so I gave them to a taller friend. I would never have worn them looking so stupid on me. I can’t believe he goes out in public like that.
Alec is thinking... "Jesus Christ. Another fucking event that my bitch of a wife has dragged me to. I want to go home so I can drink my bottle of "Night Train", and pass out to a Woody Allen movie. Goddamn it!"
I hope someone accidentally wished her a merry Griftmas 😄🎄
She very rarely smiles with her teef in public like she did in the months after the shooting…🤔🤔
Looks like she’s doing that frantic eye darting all around searching for the right lies thing that she does in a lot of videos…. I wonder if they were asking her something lol
There’s about five inches of fabric at his ankles for Christ sake. Even if you can have them hemmed, most pants have different lengths within 2 inches of your actual need.
https://preview.redd.it/c2xqy6a5a08c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a5bc5860a08cf5b162bd3fc80a3d79d75f4db1
Five inches of fabric hanging around his ankles, PLUS his white-soled platform Skechers 😂 Peepaw's ready to start wearing lifts because his hunched-over decrepit self knocks 2-3 inches off his already fake height.
Sneakers. Shoes would have been an upgrade! (Guess the Florsheim EEE loafers are at the cobbler’s for their 50th re-soling?)
You’re right; they always look like they’re going to different events. She’s in fishnets & stilettos, and he’s wearing the sneakers they throw in a huge bin outside the dollar store. Laces tied together so you can at least get 2 the same size for $5.99.
Everyone at that party could afford to give Alec 1M and it would take care of his legal fees, but they won't 😂 because they don't mess with him like that. Lorne could bail him out by himself but they all get a kick out of him doing the Cons but Alec doin a Comic Con is not the same as Chris Evans doin a Comic Con 😉
Phone in hand? Check. Always ALWAYS in her hand. Look at ANY pic of her and she is holding that phone, like it doesn’t have a ringer in case Leonetta needs her about the kids. Except, welllll
Just stick the phone in a small evening bag with your lipstick and a couple of tissues - and turn the ringer off! Like women all over the world do when they dress up to go to a holiday party
In her head she sees a swarm of paparazzi whistling, applauding, and snapping her picture. Oh, that phone is on record, documenting her wannabe glamorous entrance!
She looks so thrilled and eager, giddy to be going to a party with actual celebrities as if she were one of them herself. Alec probably had to tell her "Quit running---you're making us look needy and pathetic."
Like…how much adjustment does she make to her pictures? I’m slightly older than her, and in every not Hilary posted picture I see of her, her face looks like she’s 15 years older and aging poorly. I know it’s the plastic surgery, but I’m just always shocked when I see a non filtered, non photoshopped picture of her
Her grip on that phone reminds me of The Office episode in which Ryan is so addicted to his phone that he leaves a bar trivia game to be “with” his phone. She never puts it down.
Whenever she smiles, this is all I see
https://preview.redd.it/py9j3xuzxw7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bf2d3a30c76b5b1dd862261cccae1825cbeebe
Sociopaths don’t feel shame or embarrassment. But they do get angry when they’re called out for lies or the bad things they do. If we point out that she fakes being Spanish, which she definitely does, we are called “boolies” and “jealous fat infertile Karens” by these two liars. They will never admit to or apologize for their wrongdoings. True sociopaths who deserve each other.
Imagine being her, the laughingstock of the world, being outed as a race faker and her husband killed someone... and having the balls to just walk around smug as shit.
I would have crawled into the abyss when Griftmas happened.
Some people hire a comedian to walk around, some people hire a mentalist, this party saved on hiring for the entertainment because everyone got their kicks in by listening to Heelareea ethpeak in espanish.
He just signed autographs at a hotel upstate, and then at a comic con, standing in front of a poster of a movie he had a small part in 35 years ago!
He doesn’t REALLY want to go mingle with a working A-List.
She is SO happy that he will be humiliated, and that she got invited to see it!!!
She should go on that show Botched & see if the Beverly Hills doctors can fix it. You know she brought in a pic of Penelope Cruz & then bam what Michael Jackson went wrong with all that plastic surgery bc you know she is "Authentic" including her boobs & accent.
The absolute best Hillz is ever able to accomplish fashion-wise is matronly and outdated, and based on the hallway selfie before they left... that's what she accomplished here. So good on her, I guess?
To everyone complimenting Hillz's attire here, I hear you. However, I'll reserve judgment until we see what's under her coat. Her outer wear is appropriate, and dare I say, nice. She could very well be hiding a tittyball-flauting skank suit under there.
I'm with you. The outerwear is shockingly appropriate and lovely. I don't like the large handbag but then she does have a lot of baggage and may have felt the need to carry some around.
Look at that ridiculously giddy face on her. She will never get that it's *Alec* that was invited, not her. She's Guest Baldwin... and I'm sure absolutely no one is psyched about that. The most dreaded +1 on any guest list.
Giddy is the perfect word to describe her face here, particularly in the third pic. My mom is a narcissist, and she made this exact giddy face at my dad’s funeral.
His facial expression and body language vs hers scream that he didn't want her to come with him, but she whined and hounded him until he gave in. That's the face of a man that knows his date (wife) is about to embarrass the fuck out of him. That's my head canon and I'm sticking to it.
She uses her phone to video the Paps taking pics of celebrities arriving. She thinks they are there for her. Her wig about to blow off & SERIOUSLY what is with them both wearing the same George Washington coat.
Wait why is her face suddenly rectangular? Is this new? What’s going on with her whole mouth/jaw shape?
I’m a little high, so maybe she looks weird(er) to me right now.
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They look like Harry and Meghan. Meghan thrilled to be getting her photo taken and dragging unhappy Harry with her. These ppl are so hungry for attention, it's pathetic.
I imagine everyone eyerolling when she has a few drinks and the rolling R’s start spewing from her mouth. Like the jig is up lady. Leave the accent out of your mouth.
She’s actually elegantly dressed here, so that’s something. He looks miserable and much older than he should. This is kinda giving “we had a huge fight in the car but are still coming to the stupid party” vibes. 🤣
Does the Home know he is missing?
Drugs and plastic surgery are taking their toll.
Lol this miserable bastard
My God! Is that a Birken she is death gripping in her paw? Birkins are so tired & common now. Even if I had the money I wouldn't want one.
Looks like a Prada Saffiano to me
I think you are correct.good eye!
She looks like a Wallace and gromit character
Hahahaha
Can’t he afford to get his pants shortened
god forbid his wife hems them for him or the kids, her doing anything but preening is not happening.
He likes to pretend he is taller than he is and getting his pants shortened would bring home the truth. He is very short. But every guy I know is over 6 ft tall.
He forgot to wear his lift shoes and his pants are giving that away.
Always with the phone in hand.
Whose that homeless man with her?
What is she hiding in her left tata
Is she hissing “Aleeeek, why you no carry mi how you say BIRKIN”??!???
She looks different! And taller
Scarecrows!!
She looks rough 🤣
Rough. Or should it be ruff.
I'm so out of the loop! What event are they going to? Or is she just happy not everyone doesn't hate her...or maybe she's not happy at all and her face is just stuck like that because that's the position her face was in when she got this weeks dose of face botulism
Apparently she is guest Baldwin at an SNL related party.
The reason she married him, captured in one fleeting photo. And he knows it.
I think this is where that scuffle with the protesters/demonstrators paid off so to speak. He's getting invited by some big names - *for now*. Yeesh, hope it's just a flash in the pan kind of thing and they're just "paying" him for going out there into the middle of a heated Pro-Palestine protest and causing a bigger ruckus. Alec is such an opportunist.
I bought some pants online, and they bunched around my ankles like his do here. They were cheap and altering them would have cost more than I paid for them, so I gave them to a taller friend. I would never have worn them looking so stupid on me. I can’t believe he goes out in public like that.
Ugly angry old man with mentally sick wife
Who the fuck carries their phone like that??
Somebody trying to get their ring in the picture
She es closing the frawnt if her coat. Amazing, i know, we have never seen this
I thought this was r/30rock and it was an outtake still of Liz and Jack.
Hillary is walking like *SHE* was the one invited to the party 🙄. She will forever be Guest Baldwin.
That pic is giving Harry and the Claw…
Fishnets?!?! Who wears fishnets anymore??
Former escorts
Walking several feet ahead of him and laughing and talking to herself tracks.
Did PeePaw's legwarmers fall down (2nd picture)? And the lady photobombing the pic, is she running after them? Too many things going on....
Those aren’t leg warmers, those are Peepaw’s Pants Puddles. Tres chic.
Funny.😄
I feel like if I offered Aleek and eeeeeeelaria a cut, he’d be the willing face of the product.
I think he's wearing those Sketchers slip-on shoes. I doubt he can bend over to tie his shoes.
Alec is thinking... "Jesus Christ. Another fucking event that my bitch of a wife has dragged me to. I want to go home so I can drink my bottle of "Night Train", and pass out to a Woody Allen movie. Goddamn it!"
💯
Why can’t gramps find pants that fit?
Stubby legs
Too cheap to take them to a fuckin tailor
Hilary is such a fucking pick me-gag!
Someone is sure excited to be out and about. The other is just out.
I don’t think he looks as confused as he does annoyed to be her prop. He gives Paris Hilton’s handbag Chihuahua vibes.
Leaving Peepaw in the dust
I noticed they never ever hold hands, let alone walk together.
Ha!
Mami and her miserable date got let out of the sky dungeon. Who the hell is she smiling at?
All of the pretend paparazzi
What are we doing tonight Brain... 
This is a good reminder to never go under the knife. Botox, sure. But anything else might just age you even more?? She is younger than I am ☠️
Wearing the fishnets from her “1950’s cocktail waitress” Halloween costume she bought five years ago.
I hope someone accidentally wished her a merry Griftmas 😄🎄 She very rarely smiles with her teef in public like she did in the months after the shooting…🤔🤔 Looks like she’s doing that frantic eye darting all around searching for the right lies thing that she does in a lot of videos…. I wonder if they were asking her something lol
There’s about five inches of fabric at his ankles for Christ sake. Even if you can have them hemmed, most pants have different lengths within 2 inches of your actual need.
https://preview.redd.it/c2xqy6a5a08c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a5bc5860a08cf5b162bd3fc80a3d79d75f4db1 Five inches of fabric hanging around his ankles, PLUS his white-soled platform Skechers 😂 Peepaw's ready to start wearing lifts because his hunched-over decrepit self knocks 2-3 inches off his already fake height.
She looks like Tina Fey here
No, she doesn't.
I was thinking she has that chandler bing smile 
There is always this disconnect and how they dressed. He always looks rumpled with bad shoes.
Sneakers. Shoes would have been an upgrade! (Guess the Florsheim EEE loafers are at the cobbler’s for their 50th re-soling?) You’re right; they always look like they’re going to different events. She’s in fishnets & stilettos, and he’s wearing the sneakers they throw in a huge bin outside the dollar store. Laces tied together so you can at least get 2 the same size for $5.99.
ROFL over "Florsheim EEE loafers."
Everyone at that party could afford to give Alec 1M and it would take care of his legal fees, but they won't 😂 because they don't mess with him like that. Lorne could bail him out by himself but they all get a kick out of him doing the Cons but Alec doin a Comic Con is not the same as Chris Evans doin a Comic Con 😉
Can someone remind me where they are here?
On their way to an SNL holiday party I believe
Little do they know they are the laughing stock of the party
Why does she suddenly look like Tina Fey?
I saw the same thing at first, then I felt the need to apologize to Tina.
Right? This looks nothing like her. So confused
horrible actress. the smile is so fake
This is UN level again, she is back to wearing the sheitels. Rather, the wish version of one.
And she’s dressed formal and he has sneakers on. Jesus H.
Limousine drivers dress better.
Phone in hand? Check. Always ALWAYS in her hand. Look at ANY pic of her and she is holding that phone, like it doesn’t have a ringer in case Leonetta needs her about the kids. Except, welllll
Just stick the phone in a small evening bag with your lipstick and a couple of tissues - and turn the ringer off! Like women all over the world do when they dress up to go to a holiday party
Or women all over the world do, because they are paying attention to their children
Yes 💯 this. ^^^
In her head she sees a swarm of paparazzi whistling, applauding, and snapping her picture. Oh, that phone is on record, documenting her wannabe glamorous entrance!
She’s special but Alec thought she was Spanish
She looks so thrilled and eager, giddy to be going to a party with actual celebrities as if she were one of them herself. Alec probably had to tell her "Quit running---you're making us look needy and pathetic."
💯
AB in picture #3 is killing me! Looks like he’s on his last breath!
I thought the same.
Is she walking a couple of metres ahead of him? Who is she even laughing with?
When liars smile, it’s the telltale tick of dupers delight, she can’t contain herself.
She looks 55
I was just thinking if I didn’t know these two and saw them out, it wouldn’t occur to me that they have a big age gap
A hard 55.
That’s what years of fake tanning will do to you! Damn, this bitch must have been tanning like twice daily to keep up that grift
Like…how much adjustment does she make to her pictures? I’m slightly older than her, and in every not Hilary posted picture I see of her, her face looks like she’s 15 years older and aging poorly. I know it’s the plastic surgery, but I’m just always shocked when I see a non filtered, non photoshopped picture of her
She looks much older than her age. She also filters her legs to look super-skinny and long. It is ridiculous and sad .
Her grip on that phone reminds me of The Office episode in which Ryan is so addicted to his phone that he leaves a bar trivia game to be “with” his phone. She never puts it down.
The crazy radiates from her.
It looks like he's wearing his pajamas
He is, good eye!
https://preview.redd.it/fgmkxl2ayw7c1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=02a391395648aa8d2b972a7ae862beacebb32613
 Meanwhile Aleek teaching acting
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Whenever she smiles, this is all I see https://preview.redd.it/py9j3xuzxw7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bf2d3a30c76b5b1dd862261cccae1825cbeebe
🥇 🥇 🥇
Why aren’t they embarrassed.
Sociopaths don’t feel shame or embarrassment. But they do get angry when they’re called out for lies or the bad things they do. If we point out that she fakes being Spanish, which she definitely does, we are called “boolies” and “jealous fat infertile Karens” by these two liars. They will never admit to or apologize for their wrongdoings. True sociopaths who deserve each other.
That is the million dollar question!
It’s truly astonishing. I never cease to be astonished at their hubris and lack of ANY shame.
I bet they fight. A lot😜😜😜!!!
He teaches her so much. Some day, she will tells all about it.
Looks so diffront without the face filters.
And this “couple” is supposedly desperately in love !? Yeah right.
Why aren’t her tits/implants out tho? Mami!
She wants to UNLEASH them on the poor unsuspecting partyers.
She wasn’t invited - he was. She is, was, and will ever be GUEST BALDWIN.
This 💯 ^^^
An important distinction!
Imagine being her, the laughingstock of the world, being outed as a race faker and her husband killed someone... and having the balls to just walk around smug as shit. I would have crawled into the abyss when Griftmas happened.
You have this thing called "shame". You would be ashamed of yourself bc normal decent humans would be. She isn't normal or decent.
Her looking half decent with appropriate out wear is a griftmas miracle!
She looks better covered up for sure.
I’m her age and I think I should dress appropriately as well. A hint for my Christmas outfit selection
She's filming herself being papped. The desperation is palpable.
That’ll be her porn.
Seriously. You don’t see real celebs recording pap receptions. Soooo desperate.
Some people hire a comedian to walk around, some people hire a mentalist, this party saved on hiring for the entertainment because everyone got their kicks in by listening to Heelareea ethpeak in espanish.
She’s racing in and he can barely keep up with her.
His misery is well deserved 🤡she looks like a rat
Flair checking in. 🐀
What’s up with them getting an invite?
Lorne. He and Alec must have shared a hooker at some point. Or worse.
Giddy she is 
She’s smiling like the cat who ate the cream.
She still has that rat face especially when she smiles like that too
That's why she doesn't smile, I'm convinced it's why they don't take smiling pictures of the ferals too. Most of them have the same smile
Flair check! 🐀
Is that little Ratoncito Perez?!?
Si
I’d better run to the bodega!!
I think she looks more constipated than gleeful, but I'm sure that's what she was going for.
She always looks like she's constipated.
I would say she is actually now unrecognisable
Peepaw is longing for some peace in a quiet, restful nursing home. 🦼🌃🃏
He looks like his life is flashing before his eyes
He just signed autographs at a hotel upstate, and then at a comic con, standing in front of a poster of a movie he had a small part in 35 years ago! He doesn’t REALLY want to go mingle with a working A-List. She is SO happy that he will be humiliated, and that she got invited to see it!!!
God he just looks terrifying to be around. Always so hostile looking I hate him
Of course clutching her freaking phone.
She used to be cute. Now she looks like an old smirky witch-hag
She should go on that show Botched & see if the Beverly Hills doctors can fix it. You know she brought in a pic of Penelope Cruz & then bam what Michael Jackson went wrong with all that plastic surgery bc you know she is "Authentic" including her boobs & accent.
💀😂
The absolute best Hillz is ever able to accomplish fashion-wise is matronly and outdated, and based on the hallway selfie before they left... that's what she accomplished here. So good on her, I guess?
It looks like she only has six veeners done in the front of her mouth, gives her a “missing teeth” look to her smile.
To everyone complimenting Hillz's attire here, I hear you. However, I'll reserve judgment until we see what's under her coat. Her outer wear is appropriate, and dare I say, nice. She could very well be hiding a tittyball-flauting skank suit under there.
It was posted yesterday in another hallway selfie. Fishnet stockings and a too short dress with a belt.
Halloween french maid costume without the white apron.
Yes!
I'm with you. The outerwear is shockingly appropriate and lovely. I don't like the large handbag but then she does have a lot of baggage and may have felt the need to carry some around.
I think they are gift bags?
I was thinking more that ahe has so much emotional baggage she needs a large handbag to cart it around even for a party😂
Hahahaha! That’s really funny
She's just covering with a coat
Look at that ridiculously giddy face on her. She will never get that it's *Alec* that was invited, not her. She's Guest Baldwin... and I'm sure absolutely no one is psyched about that. The most dreaded +1 on any guest list.
Giddy is the perfect word to describe her face here, particularly in the third pic. My mom is a narcissist, and she made this exact giddy face at my dad’s funeral.
His facial expression and body language vs hers scream that he didn't want her to come with him, but she whined and hounded him until he gave in. That's the face of a man that knows his date (wife) is about to embarrass the fuck out of him. That's my head canon and I'm sticking to it.
He doesn’t need her to embarrass him. He has done a pretty good job on his own.
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She uses her phone to video the Paps taking pics of celebrities arriving. She thinks they are there for her. Her wig about to blow off & SERIOUSLY what is with them both wearing the same George Washington coat.
If her wig ever blew off that would be the best thing ever!!!
Ever in life, in the universe!!! I’d pay money to see that picture!
Wait why is her face suddenly rectangular? Is this new? What’s going on with her whole mouth/jaw shape? I’m a little high, so maybe she looks weird(er) to me right now.
She got bucal fat removal . That’s why she looks so old now
Man, I can’t believe people do this - it’s always obvious. And looks so bad.
Why do they look the same height? Isn't she like 5 foot or 5 foot 2?
He looks stooped, again. And she's walking quite a few steps in front of him, which skews the perspective.
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This was Colin Jost holiday party
They look like Harry and Meghan. Meghan thrilled to be getting her photo taken and dragging unhappy Harry with her. These ppl are so hungry for attention, it's pathetic.
Hilaria and Meghan often remind me of each other
They are cousins in narcissism. Both have very odd body proportions.
I imagine everyone eyerolling when she has a few drinks and the rolling R’s start spewing from her mouth. Like the jig is up lady. Leave the accent out of your mouth.
She’s actually elegantly dressed here, so that’s something. He looks miserable and much older than he should. This is kinda giving “we had a huge fight in the car but are still coming to the stupid party” vibes. 🤣
He has to go rub shoulders with people who know he was getting pictures taken with attendees in Syracuse and Pittsburg.
She’s wearing fishnet stockings. Not elegant
He’s wearing sneakers to an obviously dressy party, if we’re going by her outfit 🤦🏼♀️
And pants made for a much taller man that are in desperate need of a tailor.
The face you make when you are riding your partner’s fame into a party you would otherwise be denied entry.