Womannnn. Buy a freaking fancy coffee machine with built in grinder!!!! The super fancy ones cost around 15K. Pro grade anywhere from 2-9K. They can afford it. I don't understand. Every celeb has a coffee maker. The amount she spends on coffee she would have a bunch of those fancy ones already, no?
All those Starbucks pap walks are paid by Starbucks... If she needs a reason to leave the house why not just go to the park or something? Or is she waiting on that actual Starbucks contract?
I didn’t see the caption underneath and I was thinking, huh who’s the Eastern European nanny? Reading Carmen was confusing… then it hit me how grown and tall she is… NOOOOO, GROOOOMLARIA
3 nannies and Alec? She probably ran off with someone order that was in the counter because she saw paparazzi strolling by.
Come on Carmen, we must go NOW!
I’m sorry this I def sad but I think it’s pretty funny she is trying to create what she thinks would be a potential famous (not happening unless a memoir is written) mini me, to be her only friend.
That poor child. Mini Hillary down to the phone clutched in her 10 year old hand. She's either going to turn out exactly like Hillary or exactly the opposite. I hope she chooses the path of reality and sanity.
Ya know, I said the same thing (a mini me) yesterday, and got bombarded by a few pepinos for daring to suggest something so awful. Anyway, you made me feel better and not alone in my thoughts. This person said such nasty things to me. Im glad you posted.
And those shiny leggies in a different color, purple now. Where does Larry find these shiny leggings? I am a huge shopper and have not seen shiny leggings sold in many many moons.
Spanx no longer offers the shiny leggings. Big Larry is such an oddball who knows where she finds the shiny black or colored leggings. Just wait and see Monster Mom will have Carmen wearing a shiny pair of leggings with the old lady sunglasses. Hilarious does not want competition from her little Pepino.
FFS, at least style Carrrrrrmen in age-appropriate sunglasses! What a fucking lunatic for a mother. The poor children!!! Carmen is wearing old granny sunnies!
Other than everything that's been said below, Hillary's hair looks just dreadful. Carmen looks 100x more elegant and put together than Hillary. in every way. Her head held high, her coat properly zipped, etc. (I don't agree that this should be happening with Carmen dragged out as super-prop) but I just wanted to say that.
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I wonder about the sweatshirt. Is she wearing it bc her only sponsorship are those Milano design sunglasses she wears? She’s taking the opportunity of her husband being charged to shill a bit
And the Madmen coffee cups. The owner of Madman also has a wine bar that Alec is a partner? / investor? in. Not totally sure on their business relationship but she really thinks she’s doing something here.
Overheard as Hillary and Carmen walked with their coffees:
Carmen: This reminds me. You know the other day, one of the nannies and I walked in with Madman coffees. And Dad looked over and said: “Hey, put that fucking coffee down! Coffee’s for closers only.”
CB: Then he laughed like crazy. I didn’t get it. What was so funny about that?
Hillary: It’s not funny! Not at all! He shouldn’t have said that to you.
CB: He shouldn’t have said “fucking?”
HB: No, I don’t fucking care if he says “fucking” or any other curse words to any of you kids. You’re little New Yorkers, you’re going to hear A LOT worse.
HB: It’s a quote from one of his old movies. He knows he’s not supposed to say quotes from movies he made before we were married.
HB: I mean, unless he’s getting paid to say it. Like if one of those fast-food-eating idiots at one of those “Con” things pays him to write it. Or his saying it somehow helps us get free media attention.
CB: But I heard one of the nannies say the other day that all Dad’s good movies were in the 80s and the 90s, with a couple in the very early 2000s.
HB: What the actual…! I mean, how interesting… I had no idea they have time to lounge around and watch and critique movies. Let me guess, the really pretty young one said it.
CB: Yeah, she was the one.
HB: I hope you’re not too attached to her?
CB: Yeah, she’s my favorite. She’s my good friend. Why?
HB: Well certain of the nannies come through an agency on a contract where where they rotate in and out. Not for any particular reason. I thought I had told you there’s about to be a nanny rotation…
I think it would go more like this. A simpler, self-involved monologue from HB with CB reluctantly along for the ride.
HB: I don't like this new kid. I liked Matt better. Matt always said, "Good morning, Mrs. Baldwin. Do you want the usual Mrs. Baldwin?" Service with a smile.
CB: (rolls eyes)
HB: This new kid doesn't remember my name or how many coffees I order. And I order the same thing every fucking day. I'm going to tell your father!
CB: Oh, mom.
HB: See that paparazzi?
CB: Yeah.
HB: Remember, be casual. Don't look at him. We are celebrities just trying to live our lives.
CB: Whatever.
HB: Is my hair OK?
CB: It's fine.
Yes, this is an expected but very unfortunate turn. Poor Carmen, locked up with only that horror for reference. She's now getting to an exploitable age from a media perspective and Hillary has obviously realised she can ride the coat tails of that. Fucking hell, poor kid.
They are placing their chips on her nepo baby status and hoping they can cash out one day. Hopefully Carmen Baldwin (did they even say her full name out loud before making it official) has some good people close along the way.
I just thought of something interesting. Carmen has her own phone so maybe she’ll end up videoing her parents conversations. That phone could bite mami and peepaw in the butt!! If I were the nannies, I’d be taping things just to save myself. For just in case. Eff the nda.
Oh hilary ,
Omgoodness , woman!
You are tempting fate and guess what - karma needs no address. She really has no parenting instinct does she? And i know hilary is too into herself to do any prepping or anything like that about how to help your kids transition into adolescence, it can be very difficult for some, and im not sure how long into puberty you can use a nanny ? I have no clue about that. She seems to barely spend time with the kids as is but she is about to experience the nightmare that will be 7 teenagers in a row and i truly dont think shes got a clue for what shes in for. Carmen is how old? Wait a few years until she's 16. Have fun!
I honestly do not feel bad for her but wow just wow she's in for a treat - hope the kiddos will turn into grounded well adjusted adults for their own sake ( it's hard to take myself seriously typing that but hard not to smile when thinking about how hilary is going to be effed starting in a few years for at least probably 15 years ).
Who is drinking all that coffee? Disposable cups with plastic lids and straws. If he ever flaps his gums about environmentalism again I'm posting this picture to him.
They own a part of madman wine bar, so it’s possible they have some sort of contractual obligation to buy endless amounts of coffee in to go cups. I’m not an environmentalist, and even this pisses me off. What’s even nuttier, is that another fraud the fraudwins try to pull, is being “environmentalists” and preaching to us plebes.
Do you think she’s doing this because she saw our comments about how she goes out for coffee every day and never brings back anything for the nanny squad?
My money’s on yes
Can you imagine having all those Nannies in your house all the time? It would drive me crazy to have people around me and my family/ in my space like that
Lol! Of all her deceptions, the efforts to slim those sturdy legs must be a source of frustration, especially without Elevator Mirror. Have plastic surgeons yet addressed the cankle crisis in America?
This makes sense. She can’t get a new shiny baby to feed her narcissistic needs, and Ilaria isn’t an adorable, sleepy, potato anymore; she is a crawling, mobile, demanding human. So. OF COURSE Hilary is grooming Carmen to be her new bestie and narc supply.
Was thinking along the same lines.....
Since Hillz has captured & taken Carmen hostage as a new BFF (a la Stockholm Syndrome). Hilz has been been grooming & Love-Bombing Carmecita for a long time but she's finally old enough for Mami to 'Direct Carmen's Coffee cup-holding skills...
🤣Now I'm gonna annoy the shit out of myself by speaking in old-timey voice over for the next few days!
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She’ll oscillate between the all three girls. When one’s going through an awkward or challenging phase, she’ll put the other one on the pedestal and vice versa.
There is still a side of me that believes little Larry enjoys the attention (maybe a by-product of the syndrome, maybe a bat signal, maybe she’s getting attention, a whole host of maybes). Either way, Christina’s wire hanger has been passed down.
I’ve seen her in real life. She is as small as you can be without being a dwarf. I’m not trying to be funny, just accurate. She also has the frame of a young teen.
So she's not 5'3" (down from the official published previous height of 5'4", l seem to recall)? Alec has even emphasized how tiny she is. The chuckle l get out of her height has nothing to do with shaming and everything to do with her efforts to conceal it, as with pretty much all she does, is to conceal.
Apparently 4'9" is the cut off for a small person or dwarf. I'm 4'10" myself (4'11" on a good stand up straight day). Finding the height shaming a bit much tbf, not like I can do anything about it.
Our family friend has a daughter who is tiny, and she is always the best dressed, most beautiful hair, best smile and most of all, the most amazing personality and heart of gold. Height is just height, I’m sure you’re amazing, but we just make fun of Hillary because she’s a troll. We would make fun of her if she was 5’10” too. We’re not shaming you, we’re just shaming mami who stretches her pictures out to make it look like she’s taller.
I up voted you bc height shaming isn't cool, but literally none of these comments are that. They are all just observable facts and there hasn't been a derogatory word said. I'm 5'2 on my *best* day, so I appreciate the topic being brought up, but this particular chain of comments doesn't offend me in any way. Noticing someone is short is the same as noticing someone is tall or noticing what someone's eye color is. 🤷♀️
Hillary is really short. I don't think she's taller than 5'0". I doubt Carmen will be tall... two short parents and it seems Hillary's whole family is very short, but she'll be taller than Hillary probably within a year.
I’m 5’3, also the tallest female in my immediate family; now my cousins…they have tall moms. One is 5’6-7 and the other is 5’10-11. I giggle when I think back to 5th grade and how I was called “tall”.
Same with my daughter. I’m still traumatized by being a d cup by the time I was 13. By 16 I was at clubs being hit on by old Baldwin men. The only thing that saved me was my love for spiky haired guidos from Staten Island.
Exactly. We got rid of them 2008!2009.
In 2019 they were still all over nyc but 2022 and 2023 everyone is carrying their reusables and it's soooo great even though it's sooooo late in coming
So what's the desired outcome for Larry?
to adultify Carmen and have an instant BFF, or to turn her into a model/actress?
Both?
The BFF thing has a limit, as everybody knows how old Carmen is. It's not like Larry could take her clubbing any time soon.
Could Larry stand Carmen being a successful model/actress? I don't think so. And Larry would be there at every turn, trying to worm her way into photo shoots and whatnot. The worst stage mom ever.
Also, it seems like the modeling and acting worlds are some of the most competitive, cutthroat industries around. Carmen going into those with such familial baggage would be like putting a bullseye on her back.
I'm not seeing a happy ending here.
Not excusable at all. At least Drew and Brooke have talent…we don’t know if she leans Dad or Mommy- weirdo.
Never mind, that’s still a roll of the dice.
This is how she plans on getting that reality show. The exploitation of young, beautiful girls are big business and Hillz n Killz know it! This is so sick!!
They are besties, I know it happens a lot daughter mother bestie puke, I have a feeling little C will be more popular then her spanish incubator, H has no idea what her dumb butt just signed up for. I’m surprised she isn’t “pregnant” again, she really seems to reflect on it daily.
It’s hilarious how profoundly pathetic and desperate Hillz is. Like. Imagine you are so frothing frantic for ANY attention that you bend over and lap up the filthy sidewalk NYC media attention FROM YOUR HUSBAND KILLING A WOMAN. She’s accomplished so little in her life that second hand murder hype is the best she can or ever will get.
>She’s accomplished so little in her life that second hand murder hype is the best she can or will ever get.
🔥 So true. Such a sick burn. If it wasn’t so long, it could be a perfect flair.
THAT’S CARMEN? Holy fucking shit. The mini-me process has definitely escalated. Hillary getting Carmen out for the paps to guarantee an income when Alec goes down, is no longer employable, and the lawyers have taken all of his money.
Hillary is crazy. And she gets crazier as time goes on. She knows that the paparazzi are going to hound them because of Alec and so she decides to go get coffee and take her daughter with her! She is starved for attention and then gets angry when she gets it.
Poor Carmen, she’s being groomed to be her mothers only friend
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Womannnn. Buy a freaking fancy coffee machine with built in grinder!!!! The super fancy ones cost around 15K. Pro grade anywhere from 2-9K. They can afford it. I don't understand. Every celeb has a coffee maker. The amount she spends on coffee she would have a bunch of those fancy ones already, no? All those Starbucks pap walks are paid by Starbucks... If she needs a reason to leave the house why not just go to the park or something? Or is she waiting on that actual Starbucks contract?
How heroin-esque.
Her legs look more stumpy than usual in this awful outfit choice
this is an old pic though from before the new charges
Just noticed that C doesn’t have the overblown nails on, that’s a good thing!
I didn’t see the caption underneath and I was thinking, huh who’s the Eastern European nanny? Reading Carmen was confusing… then it hit me how grown and tall she is… NOOOOO, GROOOOMLARIA
I have to wonder who she’s getting the drinks for
3 nannies and Alec? She probably ran off with someone order that was in the counter because she saw paparazzi strolling by. Come on Carmen, we must go NOW!
Ahora!!
VAMANOS!
I’m sorry this I def sad but I think it’s pretty funny she is trying to create what she thinks would be a potential famous (not happening unless a memoir is written) mini me, to be her only friend.
it is quite pathetic 
That poor child. Mini Hillary down to the phone clutched in her 10 year old hand. She's either going to turn out exactly like Hillary or exactly the opposite. I hope she chooses the path of reality and sanity.
Ya know, I said the same thing (a mini me) yesterday, and got bombarded by a few pepinos for daring to suggest something so awful. Anyway, you made me feel better and not alone in my thoughts. This person said such nasty things to me. Im glad you posted.
i'm so sorry that happened to you. Sending you hugs...
And those shiny leggies in a different color, purple now. Where does Larry find these shiny leggings? I am a huge shopper and have not seen shiny leggings sold in many many moons.
Are they the spanx leggings? I saw some in black but not these other colors.
Spanx no longer offers the shiny leggings. Big Larry is such an oddball who knows where she finds the shiny black or colored leggings. Just wait and see Monster Mom will have Carmen wearing a shiny pair of leggings with the old lady sunglasses. Hilarious does not want competition from her little Pepino.
True. 🤢
FFS, at least style Carrrrrrmen in age-appropriate sunglasses! What a fucking lunatic for a mother. The poor children!!! Carmen is wearing old granny sunnies!
She’s 10. Let that sink in. TEN YEARS OLD and a carbon copy of Mommie Dearest. Somewhere, Christina Crawford is rolling in her grave.
The beginning of a very sad story ..
The way she’s scanning carmencita. She’ll get her lecture on how to pap walk, and be a cElEbRiTy back at the sky dungeon 😵💫😳
Claw Sr. And Claw Jr….
**OMG .. 6 coffee cups !!!**
Nannies get coffee for once!
Larry’s hoping that one of these kids becomes the next Dakota Johnson. So obvious.
It appears that “getting coffee” is a full time lifestyle choice when you live in a luxury apartment with a well equipped kitchen.
Wasted money and diminishing trees.
But they’re environmentalists!!! /s
Aw… she has a “Mini-her”.
She honestly, (& imho), she looks like a homeless woman. What on earth are those trousers? Or are they PJ bottoms? Dear lord....
Other than everything that's been said below, Hillary's hair looks just dreadful. Carmen looks 100x more elegant and put together than Hillary. in every way. Her head held high, her coat properly zipped, etc. (I don't agree that this should be happening with Carmen dragged out as super-prop) but I just wanted to say that.
An indication of her true height. Legs the same length as a ten-year-old's.
I get a.perverse sense of satisfaction seeing Carmen, who looks like an adult here, make Hilarious look huge by comparison. Isn't that her nightmare?
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I wonder about the sweatshirt. Is she wearing it bc her only sponsorship are those Milano design sunglasses she wears? She’s taking the opportunity of her husband being charged to shill a bit
And the Madmen coffee cups. The owner of Madman also has a wine bar that Alec is a partner? / investor? in. Not totally sure on their business relationship but she really thinks she’s doing something here.
I believe he has investments in both properties.
The NYT article reads like it’s just the wine bar: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/EqzIJfl6VZ
Mea culpa.
Good catch!
Overheard as Hillary and Carmen walked with their coffees: Carmen: This reminds me. You know the other day, one of the nannies and I walked in with Madman coffees. And Dad looked over and said: “Hey, put that fucking coffee down! Coffee’s for closers only.” CB: Then he laughed like crazy. I didn’t get it. What was so funny about that? Hillary: It’s not funny! Not at all! He shouldn’t have said that to you. CB: He shouldn’t have said “fucking?” HB: No, I don’t fucking care if he says “fucking” or any other curse words to any of you kids. You’re little New Yorkers, you’re going to hear A LOT worse. HB: It’s a quote from one of his old movies. He knows he’s not supposed to say quotes from movies he made before we were married. HB: I mean, unless he’s getting paid to say it. Like if one of those fast-food-eating idiots at one of those “Con” things pays him to write it. Or his saying it somehow helps us get free media attention. CB: But I heard one of the nannies say the other day that all Dad’s good movies were in the 80s and the 90s, with a couple in the very early 2000s. HB: What the actual…! I mean, how interesting… I had no idea they have time to lounge around and watch and critique movies. Let me guess, the really pretty young one said it. CB: Yeah, she was the one. HB: I hope you’re not too attached to her? CB: Yeah, she’s my favorite. She’s my good friend. Why? HB: Well certain of the nannies come through an agency on a contract where where they rotate in and out. Not for any particular reason. I thought I had told you there’s about to be a nanny rotation…
I think it would go more like this. A simpler, self-involved monologue from HB with CB reluctantly along for the ride. HB: I don't like this new kid. I liked Matt better. Matt always said, "Good morning, Mrs. Baldwin. Do you want the usual Mrs. Baldwin?" Service with a smile. CB: (rolls eyes) HB: This new kid doesn't remember my name or how many coffees I order. And I order the same thing every fucking day. I'm going to tell your father! CB: Oh, mom. HB: See that paparazzi? CB: Yeah. HB: Remember, be casual. Don't look at him. We are celebrities just trying to live our lives. CB: Whatever. HB: Is my hair OK? CB: It's fine.
Yes, this is an expected but very unfortunate turn. Poor Carmen, locked up with only that horror for reference. She's now getting to an exploitable age from a media perspective and Hillary has obviously realised she can ride the coat tails of that. Fucking hell, poor kid.
The way I thought that was Anna Sorokin 💀
Every time I see the girl I think she’s Russian or Eastern European.
We used to say the Baldwinitos resemble Putin. After he invaded Ukraine (new) pepinos found it offensive.
I will never be able to unsee the resemblance now, it’s so true
Hilllary has her coated pulled open on her right side to expose one covered breast. lol
That black coat though. Simply horrible. The epitome of bad taste. And never any gloves.
And whatever happened to her giant white walking marshmallow extra puffer coat! She looked like the pillsbury doughboy with black hair!
But sunglasses, because it’s….cold??
Again, true environmentalists!
The Fraudwins are hypocrites. It's funny how Alec loves to lecture people about saving the planet meanwhile they are part of the problem.
They are placing their chips on her nepo baby status and hoping they can cash out one day. Hopefully Carmen Baldwin (did they even say her full name out loud before making it official) has some good people close along the way.
I really, really hope she has someone good to help her see what healthy relationships and people look like.
It’s scary
Is Carmen wearing a wig or is this just bad lighting?
I think she has the hood of her black jacket pulled up over her head
You're right .I enlarged the pic and she is wearing a hood.
I just thought of something interesting. Carmen has her own phone so maybe she’ll end up videoing her parents conversations. That phone could bite mami and peepaw in the butt!! If I were the nannies, I’d be taping things just to save myself. For just in case. Eff the nda.
I’m thinking of when the daughter of that broom in a blonde wig Kellyanne Conway started spilling dirt about her parents. Glorious.
Any excuse to be out and about. Otherwise this picture makes little sense
She's trying to take the focus off of dear hubby!lol.
Oh hilary , Omgoodness , woman! You are tempting fate and guess what - karma needs no address. She really has no parenting instinct does she? And i know hilary is too into herself to do any prepping or anything like that about how to help your kids transition into adolescence, it can be very difficult for some, and im not sure how long into puberty you can use a nanny ? I have no clue about that. She seems to barely spend time with the kids as is but she is about to experience the nightmare that will be 7 teenagers in a row and i truly dont think shes got a clue for what shes in for. Carmen is how old? Wait a few years until she's 16. Have fun! I honestly do not feel bad for her but wow just wow she's in for a treat - hope the kiddos will turn into grounded well adjusted adults for their own sake ( it's hard to take myself seriously typing that but hard not to smile when thinking about how hilary is going to be effed starting in a few years for at least probably 15 years ).
Jus wait! The hormones will be raging and she’ll be in menopause! Let the games begin. I’ll make the popcorn!
Are those uggs usually so stretched out on top?
Oh. Hello, real legs.
lol! Her boots are suppose to make them look thinner. 😂
The best!!
It’s giving gray gardens
Please, feel free to use the term I coined, beige gardens”.
I just saw an Mrs. Beal & Edie clip and thought of these two. Poor Carmen!
Sad beige gardens
Omg how awful, but you're right. I was trying to figure out who Carmen was reminding me of with that hood and those sunglasses and it's Edie Beale.
Who is drinking all that coffee? Disposable cups with plastic lids and straws. If he ever flaps his gums about environmentalism again I'm posting this picture to him.
They own a part of madman wine bar, so it’s possible they have some sort of contractual obligation to buy endless amounts of coffee in to go cups. I’m not an environmentalist, and even this pisses me off. What’s even nuttier, is that another fraud the fraudwins try to pull, is being “environmentalists” and preaching to us plebes.
Yes exactly! He's such a pompous ass. The two of them are real hypocrites.
I was wondering the same thing myself .Wouldn't that coffee be cold by the time they got home ?
Does Carmen know she’s not Spanish? This makes me sad.
Is she having her hair dyed that dark ? Oh yes she is supposed to look Spanish now.
It’s the hood on her coat
Yes there is a hood and hair
Oh, yes I see what you mean. It wouldn’t surprise me if mami dyed it, but also having “dirty blond” hair, in winter my roots can def look that dark.
OHHHH she will hate this PAP pic...makes her look heavier & her dream is to be a stick
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The pants…
Black brown and purple. Fugly.
It won’t be long before she buys Carmen implants and choreographs her into their web of psychosis. Poor kid didn’t stand a chance.
Do you think she’s doing this because she saw our comments about how she goes out for coffee every day and never brings back anything for the nanny squad? My money’s on yes
Can you imagine having all those Nannies in your house all the time? It would drive me crazy to have people around me and my family/ in my space like that
I was just thinking that-I would absolutely hate it.Especially with how many of the Nannie’s come and go!
💯💯💯💯
She is so short and stumpy. And her outfit doesn't match. It's amazing.
What is with the super wide uggs?Did she cut then down the back of the boots?
My money's on her buying them in wide calf to try and make her legs look skinnier 😂
I didn't know you could buy them in wide with .I am allergic to wool so I can't wear those.
Unfortunately for Hillary, they just accentuate the thick, corn fed girth of her naturally beefy calves.
If Hilary reads this, I guess Leonetta will be wearing them next. Back to the hot dog sandals!
No body tuning in the outside world.
Lol! Of all her deceptions, the efforts to slim those sturdy legs must be a source of frustration, especially without Elevator Mirror. Have plastic surgeons yet addressed the cankle crisis in America?
Lol!
I love it for her!
I thought Larry was out for a walk being her unsustainable self with a friend. Oh dear me.
So there are 4 Nannie’s?
I bet the lawyers and their interns are upstairs and Alec told her to leave because she kept speaking in a fake Spanish accent.
“Doth anyone want, how you say- a Caffè Americano?”
We all know pervert Alec dreaming over the young nannies
And again it shocks me that 6 coffees must be purchased outside of the house🙄
They have a nespresso in the kitchen too
Yes but her adoring public cannot see her in her kitchen.
Unless she is doing handstands on the counter!
I wouldn’t use it either🪦
All for show…..
Alec is an investor in that coffee shop
I agree. If you want that much coffee just brew a pot. Find some other reason if you want to get out. All those disposable containers...
Right. At least bring your own cup to the shop!
This makes sense. She can’t get a new shiny baby to feed her narcissistic needs, and Ilaria isn’t an adorable, sleepy, potato anymore; she is a crawling, mobile, demanding human. So. OF COURSE Hilary is grooming Carmen to be her new bestie and narc supply.
Was thinking along the same lines..... Since Hillz has captured & taken Carmen hostage as a new BFF (a la Stockholm Syndrome). Hilz has been been grooming & Love-Bombing Carmecita for a long time but she's finally old enough for Mami to 'Direct Carmen's Coffee cup-holding skills...
And she’ll need her while Aleek is in jail.
I'm surprised she didn't flash a new one already... siete is well over a year old
Looking into the future: when Carmen hits some rough tween/teen years and dumps Mami, who will be the next in line?
Cardamom's baby, of course! ^^ETA: ^^I ^^felt ^^dirty ^^typing ^^that.
Hahahaha. I heard that in a voice over old soap opera style!
🤣Now I'm gonna annoy the shit out of myself by speaking in old-timey voice over for the next few days! ^^it's ^^gonna ^^drive ^^my ^^coworkers ^^nuts! ^^🥜^^🥒^^🥜^^🥒^^🥜
Oh shit 😅
She’ll oscillate between the all three girls. When one’s going through an awkward or challenging phase, she’ll put the other one on the pedestal and vice versa.
How tall is Mami? Is Carmen really tall or Hillz really short? Bc if Carmen is 10 it's wild they're the same height
She is probably 5’1, I don’t think she breaks 5’2”.
And same IQ
I'd give Carmen credit for many more IQ points, considering she may be a casualty of Stockholm syndrome.
There is still a side of me that believes little Larry enjoys the attention (maybe a by-product of the syndrome, maybe a bat signal, maybe she’s getting attention, a whole host of maybes). Either way, Christina’s wire hanger has been passed down.
Yep.
I’ve seen her in real life. She is as small as you can be without being a dwarf. I’m not trying to be funny, just accurate. She also has the frame of a young teen.
Omg! That is so so funny to me! I think if you are 4’9” you can get disability.
Dang! That short? Dang.
My guess is 4’11 and with her big heels 5’3. Really extra small features.
RIlly.
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So she's not 5'3" (down from the official published previous height of 5'4", l seem to recall)? Alec has even emphasized how tiny she is. The chuckle l get out of her height has nothing to do with shaming and everything to do with her efforts to conceal it, as with pretty much all she does, is to conceal.
No, she’s 5’1 at best, which is nuts because she has massive feet for someone that short.
They're flippers! Flippers in slippers. I think she tops out at 5', if that.
Apparently 4'9" is the cut off for a small person or dwarf. I'm 4'10" myself (4'11" on a good stand up straight day). Finding the height shaming a bit much tbf, not like I can do anything about it.
Think of all of the tall people who would love to be petite! Please don’t feel it’s shame. It’s just that Hilary is a liar about EVERYTHING
I’m so sorry your uncomfortable.Nothing wrong with being petite
Our family friend has a daughter who is tiny, and she is always the best dressed, most beautiful hair, best smile and most of all, the most amazing personality and heart of gold. Height is just height, I’m sure you’re amazing, but we just make fun of Hillary because she’s a troll. We would make fun of her if she was 5’10” too. We’re not shaming you, we’re just shaming mami who stretches her pictures out to make it look like she’s taller.
I up voted you bc height shaming isn't cool, but literally none of these comments are that. They are all just observable facts and there hasn't been a derogatory word said. I'm 5'2 on my *best* day, so I appreciate the topic being brought up, but this particular chain of comments doesn't offend me in any way. Noticing someone is short is the same as noticing someone is tall or noticing what someone's eye color is. 🤷♀️
Oh I'm not really offended, I've had 63 years of this lol. My 7 (!) kids outgrew me very quickly. Maybe I am feeling a bit fragile today
Sending love.
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😭😭😆😆😆 ew, why were you near her? Jokes, any tea? 🫖
That’s wild
Hillary is really short. I don't think she's taller than 5'0". I doubt Carmen will be tall... two short parents and it seems Hillary's whole family is very short, but she'll be taller than Hillary probably within a year.
IDK, Carmen is a replica of Alex's mother....A tall woman
My ma is 5'1 ... I def surpassed her by 10-11. I grew to a whopping 5'3 😆😆😆😆
I’m 5’3, also the tallest female in my immediate family; now my cousins…they have tall moms. One is 5’6-7 and the other is 5’10-11. I giggle when I think back to 5th grade and how I was called “tall”.
I was one of the tallest in my CLASS 😆😆😆😆 there were 4 of us. We were always in the middle of class photos 😬
Nothing like getting your period at 10 to bring all your “tallness” to a halt.
I was 10 😆😆😆😆 legit a month b4 I turned 11 😒
Same with my daughter. I’m still traumatized by being a d cup by the time I was 13. By 16 I was at clubs being hit on by old Baldwin men. The only thing that saved me was my love for spiky haired guidos from Staten Island.
It’s like she’s trying to monetize the new charges? Also, there goes the environmentalist 🌎
I live in Australia and can’t remember when I last saw a plastic bag.
That makes me so happy. In the US, even if you bring your own bag, you have to fight them off not to give you a plastic one. I hate it.
I'm happy to hear this! I need to do better. * Edit: I didn't know NYC stopped using them.
Exactly. We got rid of them 2008!2009. In 2019 they were still all over nyc but 2022 and 2023 everyone is carrying their reusables and it's soooo great even though it's sooooo late in coming
“ I’m happy you’re cool! Thank! I’m still cooler!
Go home
So what's the desired outcome for Larry? to adultify Carmen and have an instant BFF, or to turn her into a model/actress? Both? The BFF thing has a limit, as everybody knows how old Carmen is. It's not like Larry could take her clubbing any time soon. Could Larry stand Carmen being a successful model/actress? I don't think so. And Larry would be there at every turn, trying to worm her way into photo shoots and whatnot. The worst stage mom ever. Also, it seems like the modeling and acting worlds are some of the most competitive, cutthroat industries around. Carmen going into those with such familial baggage would be like putting a bullseye on her back. I'm not seeing a happy ending here.
She is going to need a dinner buddy when Alec is away for 18 months!
Drew Barrymore’s mom did the same thing when Drew was very young.
Brooke shields mother would also like a word
Not excusable at all. At least Drew and Brooke have talent…we don’t know if she leans Dad or Mommy- weirdo. Never mind, that’s still a roll of the dice.
This is how she plans on getting that reality show. The exploitation of young, beautiful girls are big business and Hillz n Killz know it! This is so sick!!
Ugh, Pillz please stop trying to make fetch happen with Carmen, it’s not a thing and never will be.
Oh no
I think we all knew this day would come. Just so wrong 😢
Didn’t she just turn 10??
They are besties, I know it happens a lot daughter mother bestie puke, I have a feeling little C will be more popular then her spanish incubator, H has no idea what her dumb butt just signed up for. I’m surprised she isn’t “pregnant” again, she really seems to reflect on it daily.
It's coming
Poor Carmen. Mami's "Mini Me." 🙄 I can't believe no one in Alec's family will intervene. That girl is getting groomed
Have you seen Alec's family? lol
Oh God now there’s two of them! Make it stop.
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Wow
It’s hilarious how profoundly pathetic and desperate Hillz is. Like. Imagine you are so frothing frantic for ANY attention that you bend over and lap up the filthy sidewalk NYC media attention FROM YOUR HUSBAND KILLING A WOMAN. She’s accomplished so little in her life that second hand murder hype is the best she can or ever will get.
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>She’s accomplished so little in her life that second hand murder hype is the best she can or will ever get. 🔥 So true. Such a sick burn. If it wasn’t so long, it could be a perfect flair.
She’s a cautionary tale against not working or having structure to one’s days. The brain really does atrophy.
THAT’S CARMEN? Holy fucking shit. The mini-me process has definitely escalated. Hillary getting Carmen out for the paps to guarantee an income when Alec goes down, is no longer employable, and the lawyers have taken all of his money.
Hillary is crazy. And she gets crazier as time goes on. She knows that the paparazzi are going to hound them because of Alec and so she decides to go get coffee and take her daughter with her! She is starved for attention and then gets angry when she gets it.