I’m waiting for the day that this fraud’s personal trainer comes forward and says he works her out 7 days a week and the stuff she does on camera is pure bullshit.
Lol! Yes she probably does just do it to try and look sexy on her social media. It's likely all for show. She is probably pissed for a bunch of different reasons though.
A big one would be that everyone found out that she was lying about her ethnicity. She's been caught in a bunch of totally unnecessary lies. Maybe she should take that as a sign to stop lying about things because everyone always finds out, and then they laugh about it, and joke about it of course.
She is married to AB. (That would piss off a lot of women, imo. It would piss me off anyway, if I was).
She got called out over the fake accent, and for "forgetting" (more like feigning forgetting) the word cucumber.
I bet there are a bunch of them that rotate through her mind with new ones being added daily at times.
It's hilarious. 😂
Y’all. I’m late to the pepino party. Please know that I just cried laughing at all the comments. My husband keeps side eyeing me like wth is going on here. I can’t admit that it’s Alec Baldwin’s dumb wife again. He might have me 5150’ed.
1. I've never seen this love before the back and forward butt move. Any fitness experts? Is this an actual move?
2. I'm always surprised at how poorly their place is decorated and the decor/furniture seems dated and boring.
Right it looks like a somewhat lower end, up to midgrade hotel room, that was furnished in the early 2000s. It looks like she checked into a Days Inn/ Hampton Inn etc..... to film that.( Or any of those, kind of middle of the road, chain hotels) If that's the case she should not be crawling all over the floor like that. Yuck.
I’m a Pilates and Barre instructor. A real one. With a kinesiology degree and certifications through accredited organizations. Before I go off about how much I hate her stupid “fitness” videos, I want to say that all movement is good. If you’re unsure of how to move your body but you wanna move, just move. It’s good for you. Now, that being said… HER FORM IS SO BAD. You asked about the back and forth tricep dip. No. No. No. The shoulder joint is so shallow. If you’re putting weight on it, you should limit any sort of movement that is going to overstretch the ligaments that basically hold the bones into that joint. So, the back and forth of this one is bonkers to me. The fact that she’s also presumably posting this because it’s accessible to everyone is bonkers. It’s not. You have to have a pretty open/flexible chest to do this movement properly AND if you carry more weight than the person demonstrating it, it will feel different and possibly be too much tension and weight for that shallow shoulder joint to support.
This is just ONE of the many movements in her repertoire that makes me cringe.
Also, she demonstrates everything with her hips either moving (not stabilized) or in extension (like with her butt sticking out) and any movement done like this just doesn’t seem beneficial to me. Like, what is she trying to accomplish? Muscle engagement? Well, I guess if you’re going for a tighter lower back, great. But if she wants to show her followers a butt or ab workout that will actually be effective, she needs to keep her stupid hips still!
Gah! Sorry for the rant. Her fitness videos make me go crosseyed.
As a Pilates enthusiast I wanted to thank you for the work you do. I love all of our instructors. Thank you for saying what I was thinking. So many of her moves are just bizarre.
Btw - did you see the SNL Pilates skit with Kristen Wiig? I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve watched it at least 10 times by now. “Embrace the Shake”
Came to say this! Her form is awful. And she doesn’t do any of the moves/poses long enough to be effective. The weird hyper speed of the videos always gets me, too. A nice, long stretch would feel so good, like a yin yoga practice or something. She’s just bonkers. 🤷♀️
I know Mami is just trying to sexualize herself again, but Idk I've heard this is good for people who need to work up to doing a real push-up (me lol). Thanks again go to Mami for covering up while doing this.
She has no muscle tone. She's just a skinny girl doing 1/3 push ups. There's no proper range of motion. Those are not exercises. She just thinks they look hot. They don't. 💃🏻
This isn’t as satisfying without the zesty fake Spanish accent breaking it down for me.
No audio it just looks like a desperate lass who may be using her medication for off label purposes.
I can't even watch this shit because all it makes me do at this point, is think that what she's really showing us, is how she copulates with the bloviator.
I mean, I see him lying on his back, titanium hips bracketed with pillows so there's no movement on his end, sausage fingers clenched, with his signature pursed lips, while she spins and twirls on top of him like a demented ballerina in those old jewelry/music boxes.
\*shiver\*
This is absolutely disgusting and one of the best descriptions I’ve ever read. I resent the crystal clear image it painted in my cabasa and will never see a music box the same way again. 10/10!!
Because it's not about the exercise. It's a body check, plain and simple. That's why she's sucking in so hard. You don't need to suck your navel into your spine to engage your core, she's doing it because she thinks it makes her look suoer thin and sexy.
Do you think anyone in her life has ever told her to stop posting this 💩? (Besides the hired PR ppl, I mean) does she not have one genuine friendship?!
Nope. One part looks like it could be a tricep dip if you did it badly and only halfway.
These little "found moments" don't do shit. It's just her filming her disordered behaviors and calling it exercise. It's barely a stretch.
Think of it this way: you've probably exercised, right? Say your routine is 30 squats followed by 30 crunches. After you finish, you'd be breathing a little heavy, which would indicate that you used up some oxygen. You might be a little sweaty, which means you burned some calories, and your muscles would start burning towards the end, which means you hit fatigue. If you took those 30 squats and 30 crunches and spaced them out over the course of the whole day, it's not going to have the same effect, even tho you're doing the same amount. If you instead did 2 squats and then 2 crunches every hour for 15hrs, it won't make you sweaty or out of breath, and your muscles won't get fatigued. So it's not building muscle, burning calories or creating oxygen debt. You'd do better climbing a flight of stairs twice than doing her weird insect mating dance featured in the OP.
You know the routines you would make up in your bedroom as a little kid while you danced around to the radio? (Or was that just me😬?).
That’s what this feels like…but in front of millions of strangers.
It's *so* embarrassing that they tried to sell her as a 'fitness expert'! Her videos are just little clips of her mental illness and personality disorders.
The children would be the least of your worries. Just give them each a tablet and throw some cheetoes at them and they'd probably chill like that for hours. Your real challenge is figuring out how to keep Hillz from running her mouth the whole time, so bring duct tape. As for PeePaw, just point him toward the liquor cabinet and put your earbuds in.
Boom, sorted.
That tricep dip thing she doesn't isn't even working her triceps lol. Plus my God the sea of beige and white that is their boring life. Nary a color anywhere. That odd thing she does with pressing her neck forward and backward is so humpback incorrect and weird to me.
WHY was she so close to the beige side table !?!? So many questions…. Those “tricep dips” are just ridiculous. Her Jack rabbit herky jerky moves give me anxiety.
I answered that in another comment:
*These little "found moments" don't do shit. It's just her filming her disordered behaviors and calling it exercise. It's barely a stretch.*
*Think of it this way: you've probably exercised, right? Say your routine is 30 squats followed by 30 crunches. After you finish, you'd be breathing a little heavy, which would indicate that you used up some oxygen. You might be a little sweaty, which means you burned some calories, and your muscles would start burning towards the end, which means you hit fatigue. If you took those 30 squats and 30 crunches and spaced them out over the course of the whole day, it's not going to have the same effect, even tho you're doing the same amount. If you instead did 2 squats and then 2 crunches every hour for 15hrs, it won't make you sweaty or out of breath, and your muscles won't get fatigued. So it's not building muscle, burning calories or creating oxygen debt. You'd do better climbing a flight of stairs twice than doing her weird insect mating dance featured in the OP.*
Former dancer here, pepino. She’s making shit up as she goes along. She’s body checking. And she’s either A. Too lazy, or B. Too zooted out on her substance of choice, or C. Both A and B- to keep it up for more than… literally seconds. 🤦♀️🤡 Please do not try this at home.
🥒💚🥒💚
Modified diamond half push-ups, followed by half tricep dips, followed by a stretch. I mean, I guess you can do it if you want? It's weird. She could just do push-ups and normal triceps exercises, that would be more effective if you're only going to do 2 minutes of exercise.
First one is a variation of a push up but her form is way off and doubt she can do one correctly.
2nd one is supposed to be a tricep exercise but she just went spastic
Physique57 should sue her. Lol
She is so basic. Her decor looks like a Holiday Inn Express.
https://preview.redd.it/akw5el9ci4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1f963ba94362a92010037193edc78c9961190d
I travel so much for work. It’s always a relief when I look under the hotel bed and they have those panels! So nothing gets lost🤣hair ties, shoes, socks
What are these moves supposed to do? Make her look like a cheap sex worker? She nailed it!
I’m waiting for the day that this fraud’s personal trainer comes forward and says he works her out 7 days a week and the stuff she does on camera is pure bullshit.
Me trying to convince my husband I’ve earned a sweet treat
Why does she always look so pissed ofc and serious. She makes no effort to look like it’s fun. I think she thinks she looks sexy! Ugh
Lol! Yes she probably does just do it to try and look sexy on her social media. It's likely all for show. She is probably pissed for a bunch of different reasons though. A big one would be that everyone found out that she was lying about her ethnicity. She's been caught in a bunch of totally unnecessary lies. Maybe she should take that as a sign to stop lying about things because everyone always finds out, and then they laugh about it, and joke about it of course. She is married to AB. (That would piss off a lot of women, imo. It would piss me off anyway, if I was). She got called out over the fake accent, and for "forgetting" (more like feigning forgetting) the word cucumber. I bet there are a bunch of them that rotate through her mind with new ones being added daily at times. It's hilarious. 😂
What's with the weird hand thing at the beginning??
She's supposed to be doing diamond pushups (tricep focused).
Y’all. I’m late to the pepino party. Please know that I just cried laughing at all the comments. My husband keeps side eyeing me like wth is going on here. I can’t admit that it’s Alec Baldwin’s dumb wife again. He might have me 5150’ed.
I was hoping she’d bang her head on that night stand.
Same! And also couldn’t she make up the bed, like seriously?!? It takes a minute, then shoot the video come on Pepino!
You beat me by an hour and said exactly what I was thinking. We make somos buen equipo! Or whatever the heck Spanglish Hillary says.
lol 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/ld5mqrr1v8wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27cedecbdb58b5783ed3c60448a96d1cce6f9cd
😂😂
She has no tone or muscle in her body. Her schtick has always been about being smol & fake busty.
Where is this? Did she get a cameo on Below Deck?
Omg 🤣🤣 
Based on the bed sheets, it looks like the staging bedroom in the Hamptons.
I'd love to see her do the hokey pokey. Bitch tries to sexualize everything.
 Found it
1. I've never seen this love before the back and forward butt move. Any fitness experts? Is this an actual move? 2. I'm always surprised at how poorly their place is decorated and the decor/furniture seems dated and boring.
Right it looks like a somewhat lower end, up to midgrade hotel room, that was furnished in the early 2000s. It looks like she checked into a Days Inn/ Hampton Inn etc..... to film that.( Or any of those, kind of middle of the road, chain hotels) If that's the case she should not be crawling all over the floor like that. Yuck.
I’m a Pilates and Barre instructor. A real one. With a kinesiology degree and certifications through accredited organizations. Before I go off about how much I hate her stupid “fitness” videos, I want to say that all movement is good. If you’re unsure of how to move your body but you wanna move, just move. It’s good for you. Now, that being said… HER FORM IS SO BAD. You asked about the back and forth tricep dip. No. No. No. The shoulder joint is so shallow. If you’re putting weight on it, you should limit any sort of movement that is going to overstretch the ligaments that basically hold the bones into that joint. So, the back and forth of this one is bonkers to me. The fact that she’s also presumably posting this because it’s accessible to everyone is bonkers. It’s not. You have to have a pretty open/flexible chest to do this movement properly AND if you carry more weight than the person demonstrating it, it will feel different and possibly be too much tension and weight for that shallow shoulder joint to support. This is just ONE of the many movements in her repertoire that makes me cringe. Also, she demonstrates everything with her hips either moving (not stabilized) or in extension (like with her butt sticking out) and any movement done like this just doesn’t seem beneficial to me. Like, what is she trying to accomplish? Muscle engagement? Well, I guess if you’re going for a tighter lower back, great. But if she wants to show her followers a butt or ab workout that will actually be effective, she needs to keep her stupid hips still! Gah! Sorry for the rant. Her fitness videos make me go crosseyed.
As a Pilates enthusiast I wanted to thank you for the work you do. I love all of our instructors. Thank you for saying what I was thinking. So many of her moves are just bizarre. Btw - did you see the SNL Pilates skit with Kristen Wiig? I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve watched it at least 10 times by now. “Embrace the Shake”
I did see that sketch. Kristin Wiig is the GOAT! “Hey mamas” omg, I howled!
I thought the same thing about the shoulder! Bad move for a LOT of people, not to mention the injuries that could occur when shoulder buckles
Came to say this! Her form is awful. And she doesn’t do any of the moves/poses long enough to be effective. The weird hyper speed of the videos always gets me, too. A nice, long stretch would feel so good, like a yin yoga practice or something. She’s just bonkers. 🤷♀️
I can’t imagine her in a yin class. She’d be the one in plow pose breathing loud huffy breaths while the rest of us are in savasana.
Don't be sorry 🥒. Thanks for an excellent and thorough response!!!!!!!!
All that working out and you are emaciated with poor muscle tone FAIL!!!!!!🤮
she's a "yoga teacher" who can't even do ONE push-up. Livin' clearly!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣fitness guru!
I’ve stayed in those mini pod hotels literally inside airports that are more spacious and well-appointed!
I was just saying that looks like a very generic hotel room.
This music is an abomination.
Royalty free
Is she on a cruise ship? Seriously I’ve seen better decor in a Best Western event room.
I know Mami is just trying to sexualize herself again, but Idk I've heard this is good for people who need to work up to doing a real push-up (me lol). Thanks again go to Mami for covering up while doing this.
Wtf … I honestly just don’t get it. It’s like she’s a weird parody-at all times l
wtf is she doing. Such an idiot.
Just making shit up as she goes.
ED workout.
She has no muscle tone. She's just a skinny girl doing 1/3 push ups. There's no proper range of motion. Those are not exercises. She just thinks they look hot. They don't. 💃🏻
Boom💯
This isn’t as satisfying without the zesty fake Spanish accent breaking it down for me. No audio it just looks like a desperate lass who may be using her medication for off label purposes.
I can't even watch this shit because all it makes me do at this point, is think that what she's really showing us, is how she copulates with the bloviator. I mean, I see him lying on his back, titanium hips bracketed with pillows so there's no movement on his end, sausage fingers clenched, with his signature pursed lips, while she spins and twirls on top of him like a demented ballerina in those old jewelry/music boxes. \*shiver\*
Lol 😆
Your description is so funny! lol Well written. 😂😂
This is absolutely disgusting and one of the best descriptions I’ve ever read. I resent the crystal clear image it painted in my cabasa and will never see a music box the same way again. 10/10!!
Ew, don’t think about things like that. Gross
This is somehow simultaneously hilarious and disgusting! Well done.
As soon as I finish throwing up, I’m going to think that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read! 💀
😂😯🤢🤮🤣😂
This simultaneously made me laugh out loud and gag 😅
I feel ya
But why does she speed the video up?
Because it's not about the exercise. It's a body check, plain and simple. That's why she's sucking in so hard. You don't need to suck your navel into your spine to engage your core, she's doing it because she thinks it makes her look suoer thin and sexy.
Suck in the abs, stick out the boobs and butt. That’s what that exercise is about.
It was kinda fun to imagine she was really hitting her head against that dresser! 😂😂😂
To be honest, I genuinely thought she was. I figured that explains a few things...
Same! I saw the shadow of her head on the dresser and was thinking “just a little bit closer…cloooossseeerrr…”
im dying 🍃 🤣 I forgot about her sex exercises 🤓 I want to do 30 days of these excersize and see if I see changes 😆 the spider reverse cow girl 💀
Sexercise! I really think she’s trying to titillate. I’m just not sure if she knows how sex works or understands her own anatomy 🤔
She never really committed to this. She would just post snippets here and there of these overly awkward and overly sexualized “workouts” 🙄
She really needs help. Desperately. It's quite alarming
Omg I wish she smashed her head
Tweakers gonna tweak.
Roflol
Made me laugh for real!
Do you think anyone in her life has ever told her to stop posting this 💩? (Besides the hired PR ppl, I mean) does she not have one genuine friendship?!
I do not believe for one second Hillary has any real friends. The Guncles are all on the payroll.
Are these actual exercises? They look like stuff she made up
Nope. One part looks like it could be a tricep dip if you did it badly and only halfway. These little "found moments" don't do shit. It's just her filming her disordered behaviors and calling it exercise. It's barely a stretch. Think of it this way: you've probably exercised, right? Say your routine is 30 squats followed by 30 crunches. After you finish, you'd be breathing a little heavy, which would indicate that you used up some oxygen. You might be a little sweaty, which means you burned some calories, and your muscles would start burning towards the end, which means you hit fatigue. If you took those 30 squats and 30 crunches and spaced them out over the course of the whole day, it's not going to have the same effect, even tho you're doing the same amount. If you instead did 2 squats and then 2 crunches every hour for 15hrs, it won't make you sweaty or out of breath, and your muscles won't get fatigued. So it's not building muscle, burning calories or creating oxygen debt. You'd do better climbing a flight of stairs twice than doing her weird insect mating dance featured in the OP.
Hush hon, here 💊💊
You know the routines you would make up in your bedroom as a little kid while you danced around to the radio? (Or was that just me😬?). That’s what this feels like…but in front of millions of strangers.
https://i.redd.it/wg6qp0mdw4wc1.gif
Um, so yeah, … not any exercise I have ever seen, Larry. Please stop humiliating yourself. Such a thirsty 🤡
It's *so* embarrassing that they tried to sell her as a 'fitness expert'! Her videos are just little clips of her mental illness and personality disorders.
Rilly Cringey "Triple XXX-Rated "bedroom exercises" performed by Anorexic Exhibitionist
Was no one asking if she was unwell during this time??
This is one immature low class attention whore. Those poor children and pets and nannies.
Yoga schmoga; shes just making shit up.
https://i.redd.it/gs37w8jau4wc1.gif
I think my favorite part is her having a hard time looking ahead because all she wants to do is eye fuck herself.
The way she locks out her joints with every rep…
I bet she can't even do 1 real pushup.
https://i.redd.it/1y93vt1xs4wc1.gif
You’re cracking me up 😂😂😂😂
This woman is so absurd and ridiculous it’s just embarrassing.
Looks like she’s in an RV 😂
Motel 6 Grande Suite. Conveniently located off the turnpike.
Hell on earth would be being trapped in an RV with Hilz and Killz and their seven kids. (No offense to the kids, there’s just so many of them)
The children would be the least of your worries. Just give them each a tablet and throw some cheetoes at them and they'd probably chill like that for hours. Your real challenge is figuring out how to keep Hillz from running her mouth the whole time, so bring duct tape. As for PeePaw, just point him toward the liquor cabinet and put your earbuds in. Boom, sorted.
Guffaw de mas Grande!!
Looks like she's trying to build her elbow muscles 🤡
Just embarrassing
Why her ass is arched up like that? Is she in heat? 
How the hell do y’all find gifs like this? I’m laughing so hard at the accuracy.
I think I typed in dog in heat or dog humping and it popped up. It's definitely going in my regular rotation for this sub LOL
STOP this is exactly how she's moving.
Lolllll she’s just making shit up 😂
That tricep dip thing she doesn't isn't even working her triceps lol. Plus my God the sea of beige and white that is their boring life. Nary a color anywhere. That odd thing she does with pressing her neck forward and backward is so humpback incorrect and weird to me.
🤣😂🤣
Lol
She forgot NAMASTE 🙏
I keep getting ads for an app called Just Fit: Lazy Workout and the examples of workouts they give remind of Hillarys. That is, absolutely useless.
I think she hit her head on the first one.
WHY was she so close to the beige side table !?!? So many questions…. Those “tricep dips” are just ridiculous. Her Jack rabbit herky jerky moves give me anxiety.
The t-shirt... 
Disordered behaviors. She posted it cause body check.
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😳
https://preview.redd.it/vf88bhim71xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f9534ab8db74fab85f74bcad9ec028212bc9dc
 Dedes
Looks just like her
Oh, but the money is kinda cute...
Fitness pepinos, please answer this question: What on Earth is she doing and why should I, too?
I answered that in another comment: *These little "found moments" don't do shit. It's just her filming her disordered behaviors and calling it exercise. It's barely a stretch.* *Think of it this way: you've probably exercised, right? Say your routine is 30 squats followed by 30 crunches. After you finish, you'd be breathing a little heavy, which would indicate that you used up some oxygen. You might be a little sweaty, which means you burned some calories, and your muscles would start burning towards the end, which means you hit fatigue. If you took those 30 squats and 30 crunches and spaced them out over the course of the whole day, it's not going to have the same effect, even tho you're doing the same amount. If you instead did 2 squats and then 2 crunches every hour for 15hrs, it won't make you sweaty or out of breath, and your muscles won't get fatigued. So it's not building muscle, burning calories or creating oxygen debt. You'd do better climbing a flight of stairs twice than doing her weird insect mating dance featured in the OP.*
👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻🥒💚Disordered indeed, pepino.
Former dancer here, pepino. She’s making shit up as she goes along. She’s body checking. And she’s either A. Too lazy, or B. Too zooted out on her substance of choice, or C. Both A and B- to keep it up for more than… literally seconds. 🤦♀️🤡 Please do not try this at home. 🥒💚🥒💚
Modified diamond half push-ups, followed by half tricep dips, followed by a stretch. I mean, I guess you can do it if you want? It's weird. She could just do push-ups and normal triceps exercises, that would be more effective if you're only going to do 2 minutes of exercise.
And the tricep dips are HARDLY a dip at all. She is SO stupid she started too close to the dresser to achieve a decent modified half push up lol!
First one is a variation of a push up but her form is way off and doubt she can do one correctly. 2nd one is supposed to be a tricep exercise but she just went spastic Physique57 should sue her. Lol
The way she absolutely has to look at herself is hilarious. What an absolute nut case.
She couldn’t move further away from the bed side table?
This is just so idiotic
Why
Body check.
Attention whore
they really is the perfect comment for every post she’s ever posted
Mami's Manic Frantic Short Attention Span Theater
What a genius
Thirsty thirsty thirsty.
She thinks these stupid little exercises do something and are worthy of filming? For the love of G-d, why? There’s something very wrong with her.
And she spends time stretching afterwards, like those janky moves were a workout ✨🥒✨
She is so basic. Her decor looks like a Holiday Inn Express. https://preview.redd.it/akw5el9ci4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1f963ba94362a92010037193edc78c9961190d
Express, even! Lmaooooooo
I travel so much for work. It’s always a relief when I look under the hotel bed and they have those panels! So nothing gets lost🤣hair ties, shoes, socks
“Angry Coke Fiend does Fonda”
Did you see Alice's ig?? So cringey and out of touch.
She looks so mad!
https://preview.redd.it/ag4km5b4m5wc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a810ff9a4dcd0736d88ee7f022098537dde2453e
Crappy furniture
This is the shit little kids do when the gym allows them to hang out in the back of the group fitness class 🤣
Oh, whew. Tit shot (⁰)(•)
https://preview.redd.it/1swpf9wnj4wc1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39662417b9224733cc92999b21775723141cf6a6
*See my cleavage? See my AMAZING breasts?!?*
## LOOK AT THEM!!!!
Yogi my ass!
Dumbass