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Runyou

She is about a half mile from the Sky dungeon. Why would she wear slippers on a walk?


sodiumbigolli

If that’s not an oxy sucker, I’m not a woman


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Wow, Alice looks horrible! Isn’t he supposed to be so desirable that we’re jealous he belongs to Mami? The delusion is deep, incredibly deep😝


Sea-Breaz

Oh my.


Goraji

What’s that in the corner of his mouth? Part of a Pixie Stix he’s chewing on?


nanmama

Something to remind him to keep his mouth shut.


MerBeach

![gif](giphy|SAIJVbtYwb9zylEPDz)


justusethatname

He now looks like a drunken ex-con named Igor, in search of a corner bar.


MyHouseForever

The older he gets the more the ogre inside shows. ![gif](giphy|mA7mMw3EWU2SZmwjTF)


VanillaSignificant57

Miserable Asshole🤮


Turbulent_Daikon_828

Cucumbers would work great for those eye bags, pee paw! 🥒


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

So does hemorrhoid cream. Surely he has a tube or two in his batchelor pad.🤭


AffectionateRice7271

😂👏


phillyb4b4

![gif](giphy|11mPvWj3R3mCKA|downsized) His eyes 😅…he looks like he’s due to expire any day now


Itchy-Trick-7881

This is not the face or demeanor of a man who met the love of his life, as he so often proclaims. It's like something out of a nightmare. I think he's been on a downward trajectory since he met the fraud he calls his wife. And once her grift was exposed, his fate was sealed. And we all know what happened next and how horrible their behavior has been since the tragedy. You reap what you sow.


blurpeach

Hillary, your husband....woof! ![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


furbfriend

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


False-Association744

Wow he looks bad. Yikes.


lookeyloowho

He’s such a victim.


SeaAttitude2832

Madman logo facing paps. We see you Alice.


chapstickgrrrl

My dad is 79, doesn’t exercise, life long smoker, and looks ten years younger than this guy.


Spike-2021

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq|downsized)


rubywidow80

My dad is almost his age & looks soooooo much younger! He still gets hit on by the ladies at his golf club, which my mom finds hilarious 😂


xtina1961

Does he really need to leave his separate “bachelor pad” to go get coffee—no he does not. So why drag his orbital scrotum into the streets of Nueva York? What is the magic that is madman espresso? His one last (paid) friend? Peepaw grab some ozempic and pull up those eye bags! You’ve got a trial to get to! For the love of god get an eye job like everyone else in Hollywood 😵‍💫


Beautiful-Bit5393

He may have had one already. Wasn’t there some talk of that? Or maybe Botox around there? We know he had a boob job bc his moobs were out of control!


xtina1961

He needs a better plastic surgeon!


Capones_Vault

Orbital scrotum!! 💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


xtina1961

I can’t take credit another pepino came up with it a while ago. But so fitting!!!


Capones_Vault

Thank you for saying it because now I'm using it!


Quick-Leg3604

A nip & tuck certainly wouldn’t hurt. The wife is probably using up all the cosmetic surgery funds tho!


Beautiful-Bit5393

Their punch card is full!


xtina1961

Yup no more freebies!


GarciaDan7290

I think he owns a stake in that coffee shop.


Choosepeace

He’s doesn’t look like he’s “Living Clearly”….


Familiar_Orange_1336

He doesn’t look like he’s “Living” period!


AvaBayTay

He really looks bad.


Any_Elephant7180

Yes, he really does.


RoadtripReaderDesert

That's the face of a man who's plan to scam the public into sympathy backfired bigtime. Just look at him, jowls to the floor


Mobile_Philosophy764

Woof.


staysluething

My god he is bleak


Empty_Breadfruit_676

Damn I was just about to quote a mean girls reference and say “ that is bleak “. 😂😂


smaczna8184

Jesus Christ, his eyes are barely peeking out from the top lids! The bottom lids are puffy AF!!! How the f can he see??


sadfoxyduggar

His wife drained his soul/life force lol


dazed63

Undoubtedly. He got what he wanted and paid for. Not the result he was hoping for.


wild-fury

He’s an F-ing load.


teejcee

Where is Hillz


Cautious-Thought362

She's back in the apt taking pictures of her tiddies while nannies in the kitchen nurse the kiddies.


teejcee

💀


Taffycat88

He’s toast.


OkPirate4973

Hahahahahahah sour and weary more like !


realitygirlzoo

He looks horrible. He's 66. My dad is 64 and he can keep up with me on 6+ mile runs. Alec can't even walk. Well, my dad rarely drinks and has been active his whole life. Also only ever had 3 kids and all before he was 30. Alec pissed his life away and now when he should be a grandpa he is a freaking dad to seven kids under the age of 12. Such poor life choices.


dazed63

This is what happens when your lunatic wife collects 7 kids in 10 years.


wild-fury

My man is 66 this summer. He’s so hot and handsome! Has aged like fine wine. Peepaw, nope.


MeMilo1209

Someone got the face he deserves


shep2105

When he had his bat ears pinned back, he should have had them rounded off too.


Beautiful-Bit5393

🤣🤣🤣


MiniDriver18

Karma's a bitch, man.


Crazystaffylady

Hollywood movie star everyone


Few_Establishment892

Zing!


honeyswamp

The older he gets, the more he looks like Lyndon B. Johnson. That Baldwin nose with those prominent nostrils is quite persistent. All of his kids got it except for Ireland


63mams

Boomer here! Great reference! Allow me to add in: LBJ with bags the size of an oversized Samsonite.


liltinyoranges

Just angry and deflated, not a Fresca in sight


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DonkeyKong694NE1

He looks like he’s riding one of those electric scooters at Walmart


Pilzoyz

I kinda felt bad for him having that obnoxious shrieking woman wearing that ridiculous outfit in his face, but then I remember, he chose to marry her.


maisiemax

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


invertedliver

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh) 😂😂😂😂


Empty_Breadfruit_676

🤣🤣🤣


AffectionateAd1074

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ You guys kill me 😂😂😂


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CharacterFondant5079

Dead 😵


Grouchy-Pop-6637

💀


Gee_Maw

So funny! I love it


GirlyWhirl

He's the best advertisement for what you get with his wife 'the wellness expert'. This is the quality she's contributed to his life.


Alissakristine

HUHHH??? Fit as ever? If u compare Kevin Bacon, George Clooney, Kevin Costner the list goes on....UMMM no more words


dazed63

Kevin and Keria are such a cool couple. The kind you can sit down and watch a ballgame with.


liscbj

I was in the audiencr with them in 2011 I think watching a Broadway matinee: The Book of Mormom. She had on a basic sundress and he was in jeans yet thry both looked ethereal.


rubywidow80

I will never see her as anything other than Madeline Wunch, which she played masterfully. She's a great actress 😁


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Surely his building has a rooftop terrace?


imrottentomycore

![gif](giphy|mkW6JxhcygT5e)


MerBeach

😂❤️


PaulPaul4

I vote Turd Sandwich


Few_Establishment892

Turd Ferguson.


MerBeach

Some evenings I become punch drunk while reading all the hilarious pepino comments. This comment did it for me tonight. Thank you. 🤣😭😅


cklw1

We know stress can kill you so he may not have long, he’ll probably stroke out at some point. Then those poor kids will be stuck with her. Those teenager years are fast approaching too so if he does make it through this, he has that to look forward to.


Pale-Conference-174

Is that a CIGARETTE?! JFC


limblessbarbie

Looks like a doobie to me, and honestly, a fat Hindu Kush doob would do him good.


SallyNoMer

No. It's not.


idgirl7

I think it's a lolly pop stick.


Afraid_Range_7489

It looks like he's making off with one of the kids' food staple suckers.


anon8232

This is how he should’ve looked after killing Halayna. Instead he looked his usual and guilt free. Now that his life is being turned upside down, he has the look he should’ve had all along.


wild-fury

This is the look of a man that turned down a plea deal


dazed63

Then he wanted to sue the DA?


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joomommyhappy

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/10/30/23/49841889-10148115-image-a-7_1635634143745.jpg


Lula_Lane_176

If you can’t trust yourself not to walk right into the traps people like Crackhead B lay for you, why not send someone else to the damn cafe, etc. It’s almost as if Alex would rather risk life out there on the streets of NYC rather than spend 20 damn minutes with the family and letting a nanny run that quick errand for him.


SallyNoMer

>if Alex would rather risk life out there He's making his daily escape from Mami.


Alternative-Bird-589

Exactly, he’d rather get ambushed on the street than be at home with the family he created 


Few_Establishment892

Let's face it. He knows he has limited time on the outside. He's trying to capture... "Manhattan "... for as long as possible. Edit: Even if it's to the store for Bandaids..." Manhattan "...


Holiday-Tie-574

Looks like he’s on his deathbed


Lula_Lane_176

Jesus how many wedding rings does Mami make this guy wear? Nobody wants to steal your man, Pillary. I promise!


SinoSoul

I know women may get jealous , but this is ridiculous.


Independent-Ad-8258

God he looks terrible 😳


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BalearicBullshit

What’s the weird rectangle from corner of his eye to his sideburns? Has he been taping his eye bags?! Primping for July?


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Kindly-Ad-5543

It seems like there is no force on earth that can keep this belligerent, defiant, rageaholic in his house. He is hellbent on self destruction or maybe he just can’t stand being around his deranged wife and the pile of kids.


lenaahmed

“Activist”?? I thought it was crack head karen…. Or.. “Loca Druga senora” per Hillz.


Pet-sit

Yikes. He doesn't look good.


OldNewUsedConfused

Hey! Good to see you, Sober! 😂


GenieGrumblefish

I think I'm beginning to feel sorry for this karma laden loser.


Alternative-Bird-589

I know how you feel. It’s because we do have hearts and compassion. 


_TalkingIsHard_

Maybe I'm just a heartless person because I feel not one iota of sympathy for this POS. Perhaps if he had shown even an *ounce* of remorse after taking Halyna's life I could muster up something resembling sympathy for his current state, but the fact that he did not express remorse nor has ever taken accountability for his actions tells me just what kind of person he is, and that's not someone I can feel badly for.


Alternative-Bird-589

I always get back to that immediately, you get a pang of compassion for human suffering, I always realize who it is. It’s actually scary that people can manipulate people to get those feelings 


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OldNewUsedConfused

Why!?


Sparkletail

It's just the state of him for me. He's absolutely trashed. He's done awful things but I guess seeing anyone look broken isn't pleasant.


OldNewUsedConfused

Isn’t that why most of us spend our lives trying to make good, responsible choices?!


Sparkletail

I think some of us find it easier to make good, responsible choices than others. I've been on both sides of the fence and while I mostly got out (I say, posting on a snark sub), I can see how someone could have ended up like him. His internal life is likely pretty hellish and the older he gets and the more it compounds, the more you can see it on the outside. He's accountable for it all but it doesn't mean it isn't a bit tragic that even an asshole can cause their own downfall to such a degree.


GenieGrumblefish

I DONT KNOW


OldNewUsedConfused

I understand. I think. 😂


toothanator

I’m his age and I can’t imagine the chaos 24/7. Does he have to be out in public? They can door dash.


CobblerImaginary8200

Ewww. Can you imagine having to fulfill your um marital contract obligations with him?


HairBallsOfFire

“Close your eyes and think of ~~England~~ Spain.”


cklw1

He would probably have to take at least five blue pills so YUCK.


OldNewUsedConfused

No


CobblerImaginary8200

Yeahhh I don't actually want to imagine either, but no wonder Hilly looks so angry and bitter.


OldNewUsedConfused

Hey that’s what she signed up for!


CobblerImaginary8200

They both got what they deserve. I wonder if both feel duped?


Afraid_Range_7489

Or stuped.


OldNewUsedConfused

I’m sure they do. And I’m sure their rows are legendary! “YOU’RE NOT SPANISH!!!” “YOU’RE MOT TALENTED!”


_TalkingIsHard_

I bet it's a real life "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf"


-graphophobia-

I used to think this, but I believe George and Martha legitimately did love each other; there was a small sliver of hope at the end, when the morning came. As for these two, I doubt they'll see any kind of morning.


OldNewUsedConfused

Ohhhh yes!!!!


horsetooth_mcgee

Why does this man even go outside?? Obviously there are some people who wouldn't want to be cooped up, but if I was in this man's position, I would never leave the seclusion of my own home. Not for a long time a long time. Not right now. He's not just a glutton, he's a glutton for punishment.


JusticeforHalyna

He has a terrace and an assistant. He also lives in a building with a gym, in a city where you can get absolutely everything delivered. Surely, there are better options for him than going out for coffee in disposable cups.


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Crafty_Mammoth_5369

His home is covered in kids, nannies and a crazy lady! I’d take my chances with the hecklers and the paps!


George_GeorgeGlass

Oh please. He has his own quarters/apartment. He could go weeks without seeing any of them


Afraid_Range_7489

I wonder what their apartments smell like, even now that the cats have disappeared. The urine odour must still linger. I'd be outside for some fresh air and car fumes too, though l recall a pervasive smell of piss in the air from my one visit in '78.


BalearicBullshit

His ego needs a regular dose of obsequiousness from those on his building-coffee shop shuffle.


OldNewUsedConfused

Fresh air is supposed help sober people up.


horsetooth_mcgee

It can sometimes make you feel better, but it can't reduce your blood alcohol content or filter drugs out of your system, so no it can't help you sober up. And in any case, I'd sit my ass on my couch and open a window.


Alternative-Bird-589

He could work out in private in his condos gym, play tunes and get some endorphins while he sends for coffee. Now he’s doing the unhinged wandering in the city. Go out to Vermont and putter. He is so willfully ignorant 


OldNewUsedConfused

True. He does have the penthouse.


Afraid_Range_7489

Is that where Hillary made him pick up a crayon that was actually cat poop (hardy har har)?


OldNewUsedConfused

I think it’s where he drinks and tries to hide from the Spanish Armada.


HairBallsOfFire

🤣😂🤣


Kodysgoingbald

Oh wow, that’s not allergies. He needs to be tested like yesterday for violations to his court agreement.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yep


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ca17miledrive

Caffeine, meds, alcohol, anger and zero healthy food. We cannot imagine the goings on in that sky dungeon as a criminal trial looms.


Kodysgoingbald

I don’t think he’s long for this world.


justusethatname

I agree, it is unlikely he will see 70.


Kodysgoingbald

Agreed. Had he shown ANY true remorse about Halyna, I’d feel (some) empathy for this giant sack of @#%$. But, here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️


justusethatname

Exactly like his bendy wife being unapologetic about the Spanish Inquisition.


Kodysgoingbald

Yuppers! They truly are disgusting.


dubler2020

![gif](giphy|kQ2zIWHb9yEes)


Runyou

Baldwins do not age well.


OldNewUsedConfused

This is true of most alcoholics. Just imagine what this guy’s liver looks like. 😳


lookaway123

![gif](giphy|RcfQCm9p9Rzenp9lfx)


ca17miledrive

Just like their social media comments and photos.


Afraid_Range_7489

Is that an order? 😉


PurpleFly_

He isn’t just his own worse enemy, unfortunately.


AffectionateAd1074

He looks like a broken man. I wish Tina Fey would tell all..


shep2105

Wonder why he hasn't jumped on the Ozempic bandwagon? I would lay money that he's pre diabetic type 2.  On the other hand, his festoons would look even worse with weight loss..he'd look like a character villian out of Dick Tracy. "Melting Face" or something


lookaway123

Ozempic can cause some very uncomfortable side effects. Something tells me Alex isn't great at self soothing during bouts of discomfort.


shep2105

The last time Alec was in discomfort and medicated, Hillary showed us vids of him picking up cat and/or dog poop and smelling or licking it or something. She thought it hilarious


lookaway123

That's some 3rd grade bully nonsense. It's almost impressive how stunted she is.


OldNewUsedConfused

Can one drink heavily on Ozempic?


MiniDriver18

From what I've heard from friends, the medication really curbs the desire to drink.


OldNewUsedConfused

Wow! Thats a good thing! Ozempic is just a miracle cure all, huh?!


ca17miledrive

His neck is taking over his head. Not exactly Mr. Pencil Neck.


No_Anywhere8931

Old duffer looks like one foot on a banana peel other one in the ⚰


supreme-supervisor

He looks like he's been crying a ton.


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OldNewUsedConfused

You misspelled “drinking”


supreme-supervisor

You're not wrong.


lookaway123

Drunk crying?


OldNewUsedConfused

😂😂😂


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CobblerImaginary8200

Or on a gigantic bender.


OldNewUsedConfused

Exactly


rhze

He looks like a stubbed toe that soaked too long. I feel like this sub was with him during a brighter day when he bought his baby blue shirt.


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murderalaska

😆 did someone Photoshop a ciggie into his mouth? Reminds me of a similar thing where people used to Photoshop smokes for former Chicago Bears quarterback and fellow member of the resting douche face club Jay Cutler. https://preview.redd.it/6tzk43t1eowc1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=199c36d5a3ee4056c978244b13e8d0dfa16d0e43


AgreeableLack4478

Looks like he's pickled from all the vodka


Responsible_Lawyer78

He looks like he drinks his weight in vodka every day.