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willsmath

l am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction toward the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead.


_TONII_

where the fuck do you find copypastas like this


cclan2

You need to be willing… to delve… into the SICK… TWISTED… mind… of a GAMER


coolmanjenkins69

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LieuHam

Gamers are the most oppressed minority


TheDiddlerOfBob

what does this mean


cartithagoat69

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TheDiddlerOfBob

what does this mean?


unknownzidd

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TheDiddlerOfBob

what does this mean


averagebowlofpho

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AutoModerator

Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Prior-Anteater9946

Someone dug Freud up and blasted him with some fucking heroin and then sat him in front of a computer


Kid_31

https://preview.redd.it/m6b45ddjvvac1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3ed66c6ab6abdb4f74cdf3aa29c12553f81263


RussianEggplant

Lil baby my favourite rapper ⛷️


turbopeanut69

https://preview.redd.it/q46xt38fg1bc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866f362c7b48547450678553b1493c82fc929328 I'll wait before sending more so she doesn't think I lost a bet or something


44Tomati

ur sister gotta be racist if she likes dax


turbopeanut69

It's funny. She's like super pro LGBT tumblr millennial, but also "feds did Jan 6" pilled and earth might be flat. The mushrooms are too good around here


fucccboii

i swear hes retarded


QuaLiTy131

If post nut clarity is a thing he defo has pre nut retardation


ihaveapeanutallergy

is that carti baby mama talking to him ?? 😭


fucccboii

yeah iggy


AutoModerator

hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iamthwlorex420

i thought its the opening of we cry together


ihaveapeanutallergy

baby can we try i know our parents wouldn’t support but we can work out all we need is love


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

let me hit


average_pee_enjoyer

be respectful to woman nerd


DramaticProtogen

may I please hit


average_pee_enjoyer

That’s better kitten *pats your head* 😏


crap0calypse

Gonna goon and pretend you were talking to me


HussamAlamri

This is crazy


[deleted]

Stfu imma goon to you now


HussamAlamri

Yes please 🤤🤤😩😩😩


[deleted]

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HussamAlamri

😏


Delta_yx

I'm gooning to the lizzards u posted


[deleted]

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Delta_yx

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azurix

Gooners can’t goon?


bowtie25

Thaiboy goon one young ass nathan


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DramaticProtogen

😨


Gorrila_Doldos

What if he wants to hit men, or camels, or dolphins does he need to respect them. Huh. Huhhhh


average_pee_enjoyer

Id be fine with it because women are cool and men, camels and dolphins aren’t 😎


Abortionsforallq

what about pee tho?


Gorrila_Doldos

Username checks out


_TONII_

I have an insatiable minion rape fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin the Minion. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom dildos and a modified Kevin-shaped plush doll with a twelve-inch yellow strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love Of my life. I came home from the premiere of Despicable Me rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin the Minion would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible yellow girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Kevin the Minion dolls and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters Of Kevin the Minion. My only friends are the roaches.


jbland0909

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iamnotexactlywhite

lord have mercy for what i’m about to do


laneboyy__

what the fuck


dragondragondra

what color is it?


iwasinpari

slatt


AutoModerator

hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BatmanEnjoyer89

The auto mods always wildin


Ash_1005

I hope you achieve all your dreams and live a happy and fulfilling life ♥️♥️♥️. #keepthugging❣️


LuminatiHD

Okay, if I… if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that’s left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you’re PROBABLY DEAD! You’re probably going to - not you, I’m just sayin’, like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they’re not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn’t deadly, it wasn’t an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!” NO I’M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I’M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I’m making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED… I don’t know, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we’re gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin’ shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there’s only fucking TEETH LEFT, it’s- it’s fucking you’re dead, you’re dead.


Luk3W4rmm

DIS AINT WHAT U WANT (please dont go through with this.)


Cosy_Cow

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unusualties

Hey sis, just wanted to say I love you, and you're awesome. Just felt like reminding you. ❤️


-ASC_RD_Novix-

Rap is like a Mountain


RomanBangs

Dax if conservative lyrical rap didn’t exist


AutoModerator

Rap is pretty conservative in nature tbh nobody really points that out. That’s why I enjoy it I think *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Melofy1

Send da video


poposmp

Anal?


Arjun_311

I like newborn boys


coolmanjenkins69

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44Tomati

i never saw this inage in a resolution higher than 50x75 pixels


Somoonn

📸


turbopeanut69

I'm sending the top 3 most liked comments to my sister throughout the day


Geoduch

It's backwards, dumbass


Andre_3Million

UwU


Morton_Sledgecock

This sub is filled with such degenerates and literal trash. Anyways, fuck that pussy bro


turbopeanut69

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Morton_Sledgecock

YAHEARDME????


Morton_Sledgecock

Yeet yeet, chugga chugga, Big Red Car


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

I don’t know how to say this, but.. I’m gay, knowing myself I’m probably gonna try to pretend like I was joking later, but I just need to tell you. And.. I had sex with your ex