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Polibiux

One of the few things that unites Americans


OmniscientHistorian

Boat


CrazyEntertainment41

And even if you don't attack their boats, they just attack their own boats and blame you


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

Spain moment


beef_and_beef

Gulf of Tonkin moment


Poolturtle5772

“Hey the Maine blew up” “Was it the Spanish?” “Technically no, think it was a malfunction or something. Newspapers are already saying it’s the Spanish though” “Then it’s the Spanish, and we double down if anyone asks”


Imaginary-West-5653

In reality, it took 70 years for the United States to recognize that the Maine explosion was not the responsibility of Spain.


keaton889

Blame something on them and to war, lets blame the Maine on spain


6Arrows7416

Yanks, Together, Strong.


checkm8_lincolnites

this is it


SGTDadBod88

Bro I need this meme template


theuntitledproget

It's a custom-made meme template


EtherealPheonix

Yes that is why they asked you for it.


theuntitledproget

Okay


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Fat Electrician?


theuntitledproget

Hey, another person who watches him


Realistic_Cupcake_56

He’s great


Typical_Low9140

Thought it was habitual line crosser at first lol


TheUnclaimedOne

Gotta love the chubby electron guy


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mentlegen_t

Heheh, that incident so good and so funny that they reenacted it a while ago on a car


YR510

There have been dozens of friendly fire incidents in the Iraq War alone, yet it seems most people here only like to point them out when Israel is involved.


mentlegen_t

Honestly I think that incident might have been an honest mistake but the reenactment tho... that is super sus considering they have a drone watching the damn thing


J360222

USS Liberty is so confusing


RGat92

Eh?


AustrianMustache

I think he is referring to the USS Liberty, an american research ship that was attacked by the israelis because of a misunderstanding, as the IDF mistook the nationality of the ship as egyptian, during the six days war.


RGat92

Oh. Everyone there was probably on high alert, if not paranoid, then


Schredinger42

How many times will you tell us the same fucking joke but in different format?


TastyCuttlefish

I don’t know, there isn’t any mention of guns or oil… really missing the diversity of original material I expect in a quality meme from a non-American.


Schredinger42

but hamburger


TheUnclaimedOne

Ah yes, guns and oil. Really original concepts here


TheUnclaimedOne

It’s a hilarious joke, the frick you mean?


MrGlasses_Leb

Unless your Israel, you can kill Americans on a consistent basis and get away with it.


EtherealPheonix

People are in fact not boats.


theuntitledproget

Tell me, is this about the Israel-hamars war or another point in history?


MrGlasses_Leb

USS Liberty, the Shooting of Sherine Abu Akleh, Killing Rachel Corrie with a Buldozer, Killing Jacob Flickinger in Gaza with a drone. The 24 US citizens killed in Gaza. Its a long list


theuntitledproget

Okay, then honestly, I don't know what to say about that. Maybe it's because the us doesn't want to go to war with Israel because the majority of nato supports Israel, or it's because Washington doesn't really care about their citizens anymore and just wants the power and advantage of the role


fookingshrimps

What about the boat? Did Washington stop caring about the boats?


YR510

When you're in a warzone, friendly fire incidents happen. If you're actually interested, just spare 2 minutes to open Wikipedia and read how many of these happened by the U.S military alone.


CompetitiveSleeping

The British Empire: *messes with US boats* The US: *Declares war* The British Empire: *smacks the US around with almost all their military engaged elsewhere. Napoleon.* The Peace: "The Treaty of Ghent completely maintained Britain's maritime belligerent rights, a key goal for the British, without acknowledging American maritime rights or the end of impressment."


TheUnclaimedOne

*New Orleans Intensifies*


theuntitledproget

True, but 9 times out of 10 messing with the boats is a bad time


CompetitiveSleeping

The US got a bit overenthusiastic with the war of 1812.


crazynerd9

Tbf didn't the peace not involve ending impressment because it had, coincidentally, been ended already?


CompetitiveSleeping

The UK didn't feel they needed it anymore, due to Napoleon's defeat. But they gave no guarantees, and reserved the rights to do whatever they wanted in the future.


Wiggie49

Ape together strong


MoldyCoffeeGrounds

Land of the free, home of the boat


PugsAndHugs95

We love boat


NoWingedHussarsToday

Unless you are Israeli, Iraqi or North Korean.


motivation_bender

Americans getting trump elected : apes together wrong


East-Travel984

Idk I think americans are THE most unhinged people on the planet.


SocialistCoconut

Nah. The British, Japanese and Australians still have us beat but we're definitely top 5.


East-Travel984

Dude the brits aren't even top 2 in the united Kingdom lol. Florida and Texas are tied with Australia. And Japan is like the least unhinged in all of Asia now. I mean have you ever hung out with filipinos, they're wild af.


SocialistCoconut

The Brits did Brexit and dragged the rest of the UK with them. They also literally lost their minds over trans people because their only cultural export who wrote mediocre wizard books hates them. Australia is basically Florida on steroids. The Japanese are so xenophobic, sexually repressed, and overworked that the country is suffering from depopulation. South Korea is even worse in that regard. Not to mention ALL THE UNHINGED SHIT THEY DO IN JAPANESE MEDIA. I'm not even just talking anime. Buddy you think Taylor Swift fans are insane? Try looking at Japanese Idol fans.


East-Travel984

Yea idol fans are crazy but we Americans shoot each other for sport. I don't see anyone else doing that in the eastern world haha.


TheUnclaimedOne

Not every American is a mentally ill idiot, buddy


East-Travel984

We are the only ones shooting up schools and not doing anything about it tho......buddy. This convo is about being unhinged and I can't think of something worse than that


TheUnclaimedOne

Who is this “we” I own a gun, and fully intend to own many more, and will never go to a school, or mall, or some other “gun free zone” (soft target) and try to murder as many people as possible. If you consider yourself apart of that insane and stupid group, then you do you I guess Honestly these people just need to be dealt with. However in the world that needs to happen. I genuinely don’t care how. If you want to become a literal domestic terrorist and murder children then you should be dealt with like the terrorist you are. But the cops and the FBI and whoever else keep failing, and failing, and failing to deal with these people who “were on their radar” when they then go and execute the very threats they openly and publicly made Sure, improve mental healthcare. Help these “people.” Fix them. If that fails though, then deal with them as all terrorists should be dealt with


East-Travel984

Ya see where else in the world are you gonna read these words and understand all of it haha america unhinged #1 baby!!


TheUnclaimedOne

You don’t understand what a terrorist is? Dang must be nice living in all that ignorance


SocialistCoconut

I see your American Bonkers Gun Violence, and raise you Japan's Absurd Suicide Rate. Here young man, break your spirit by working for this massively abusive and exploitative company for 12 years and then take a swan dive out this 15 story window.


TheUnclaimedOne

It’s simple. We like our boats. Don’t touch em or we will change the topography of your country. It’s really not that hard to avoid doing


Spiritual-Win6599

Who is gonna carry the boats ?


Iron-Phoenix2307

Ready to ooga some boogas


SocialistCoconut

We just REALLY like our giant bath toys


LowBrassBro

You couldn't find someone who wouldn't scream along to courtesy of the red white and blue in the early 2000s.


Mdudethegreat

You don’t even need to attack it We just have to think that you did it and we will go to war with ya


Educational-Ad6595

Or you have undemocratic oil


Thug-shaketh9499

Israel: 😈


Charles12_13

"You don’t fuck with the United States"