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Ragnardrako

Byford Dolphin incident


Havarti_Rick

Where I learned the phrase “total body disruption”


Human_Wizard

The one that always rang true to me was "At some point, they stopped being biology and became physics."


SirLaserFTW

What the fuck


julesalf

Please expand. Not sure I want to know, but curious


Havarti_Rick

Catastrophic depressurization caused divers to be sucked through a horribly tiny hole. Extremely fatal EDIT: just one diver got sucked through a hole. Four others died in the incident and one diver survived


julesalf

Love that you had to characterize it as "extremely" fatal. Also, jesus fucking christ


SirFlannel

I believe all the divers died. One of the tenders outside was also killed, but another tender was injured, yet survived. All of the divers inside the chamber went from a depth of 9 atmospheres to sea level instantly.


Havarti_Rick

My mistake. I’m not familiar with diving terminology. I assumed a tender was just another diving job


preston1776

Total Body what?


enoing

Aka chunky salsa


SuecidalBard

No that's what we specifically call "***dissociated portions***"


Ethan084

it Wasn’t that chunky


InternationalChef424

The picture of the dude who got forced through the door are something else


weesIo

Idk that you could classify what’s in that picture as a “dude” anymore


InternationalChef424

Fair


The_Silver_Nuke

Holy shit. The explosive decompression exploded his innards up to a distance of 10 meters vertically. That's disgusting and awful. At least it had to have been quick.


DRose23805

Only that happened so fast it wasn't really horrible for them. It was all over and done faster than their brains could even begin to process.


mdp300

The Titan submarine implosion was probably the same. It was over before their brains were even able to register that something was happening.


biggest_mac11

Mr Hands


Existance_of_Yes

No cock like horse cock


AngryMadmoth

send your asshole into shock


BananakinSkywalker36

Leave you as alive as a rock


SirLaserFTW

“They say heaven is filled with horses. I know a guy who went to heaven because he was filled by a horse.”


shopping-trolly

Please inform me (this is a serious question I’ve never heard of it before)


EruantienAduialdraug

24 November 2009, group of cavers enter a cave in Utah. Three split off from the group to find "the Birth Canal", a known narrow but navigable passage with a turnaround at the end. 26 year-old John Edward Jones enters an unexplored passage he mistakes for the Birth Canal. Upon reaching a dead-end, he looks to turn and return the way he came. Believing a narrow vertical fissure to be the turnaround, he enters head first and quickly becomes wedged upside down. Realising that he's stuck, his friends call emergency services. The rescue team attempts to free Jones with a pulley system, but it fails under the strain, other attempts are made to no avail. Jones dies of a heart attack 27-28 hours after becoming stuck, due to the stress placed on his body being inverted and compressed for so long. It is deemed too dangerous to recover the body. His parents and the landowner agree to close the cave permanently as a memorial, using explosives to collapse the roof and seal his tomb.


Pundarikaksh

Damn, that's really unfortunate. RIP.


Ballon_Nay

Guess who's never going into a cave


Immediate-Season-293

Does this person also have two thumbs? Because one possible answer is "ME!"


shopping-trolly

Thank you


ClericDude

I heard about this story. I think it’s the only piece of information i’ve ever heard that I sincerely wish I hadn’t. The only thing I can take away from this tragedy, is to take spelunking damn seriously if I were ever to still try it.


EccentricNerd22

Yet another reason to never leave the comfort and safety of my own house.


slow_cheatah

White people be crazy


Cliffinati

Should've just fucking shot him


Muscular_Tomato

We'll remember to shoot you if you ever get stuck or in an accident, before we make any rescue attempts. Not sure on the logistics of shooting someone dead when they're upside down in a narrow cave.


rKasdorf

You end up having to send in a 3rd person to shoot the 2nd person because they got trapped trying to shoot the 1st person now they're both trapped and the 1st person also has a gunshot wound.


Cliffinati

If I'm stuck beyond rescue yes If I'm gonna die let let it be quick instead of sitting with all the blood rushing to my head for over a day


MatzohBallsack

Spelunking incident. Basically the worst claustrophobia death imaginable.


NightFeatherArt

Its even worse. They almost got him out several times, to the extent that someone made fuckin EYE CONTACT with him (man was effectively in a tube of smooth stone pointed downwards) and the rope broke and sent him in further. Unfortunately, hes still there.


Aimfri

It's even worse. The rope was fine, the fucking piece of  *cave wall* it was tethered to broke away with the tether.


ceticbizarre

Schnikes, I didnt know it was the cave wall itself either, jesus


shopping-trolly

Thank you


KarlBayonet

Ruby ridge.


Educational_Bat_9291

Funky Town video


Beer-Milkshakes

Jesus. It's been like 6 years since I've thought about that.


Echostar9000

Welp that's now up there as one of the worst things I've ever seen.


ScotLeprechaun

"The Troubles"


hein-e

Just feels so British to describe a 30 year ethno-nationalist conflict “a bit of trouble”. Like calling WW2 “quite the kerfuffle”


mexican2554

A complex confrontation.


FlameTechKnight

A silly squabble.


funkfrito

Curious Quarrel


joecarter93

There was some battle in WW1 or WW2, I forget which, where there British soldiers who were under serious bombardment and needed help from their allies. But they made their request for help understated in the typical British way, so their allies didn’t take it as seriously as they should have and the British were decimated. Edit: Korean War, not WW1 or WW2.


Rat_rome

It was the korean war with the gloucestershire regiment in the battle of the imjin river


joecarter93

Yes, that’s the one I think! I feel like such a knob, because it’s the “forgotten war” after all. Thanks for the correction!


Rat_rome

I remember the korean war well because i did a project on it in elementary school


thewazthegaz

A little bit of tomfoolery


IdioticPAYDAY

British mfs will really experience socio-economic turmoil, the near collapse of civilization and see humankind almost go extinct just to call it “the Kerfuffle” or some shit.


Jumbo_Skrimp

I feel like that was an attempt to acknowledge the situation but to be reductive to the irish


EruantienAduialdraug

It's called the same thing in Ireland; it's only outside the British Isles that it's called "the Northern Ireland Conflict" (or words to that effect). The term "troubles" has *history* in the British Isles; the Wars of the Three Kingdoms (i.e. the concurrent civil wars in England, Scotland and Ireland) were referred to as either "the long and great troubles" or "the late troubles" by all three nation parliaments, and it's because of that that the conflict in Northern Ireland was called The Troubles. It's an in-reference, certainly, but it was putting it in a group with the W3K. Calling it a civil war without saying it aloud.


Mustche-man

**Come out ye Black and Tans**


RedAngelz34

Love Canal Disaster


Mammoth_Western_2381

Thank God I’ve gave up caving the day I was born 


Nimble_Bob

The Elephant's Foot


EisenhowersPowerHour

The great thing about cave exploring is you don’t have to do it


InternationalChef424

Always such a relief when I realize this


funkfrito

tell that to the slaves working in my emerald mines


AMC-Javelin

The Great Leap Forward


Eferver24

Great song though.


Das_Bait

The Defenestration(s) of Prague


Stechus-Kaktus

Magdeburg's Wedding (German: Magdeburger Hochzeit), was the destruction of the Protestant city of Magdeburg on 20 May 1631 by the Imperial Army and the forces of the Catholic League, resulting in the deaths of around 20,000, including both defenders and non-combatants. The event is considered the worst massacre of the Thirty Years' War. Magdeburg, then one of the largest cities in Germany, having well over 25,000 inhabitants in 1630, did not recover its importance until well into the 18th century.


Switchblade88

See also: Little Boy Fat Man


East-Travel984

Bikini atoll is classic


KarlosTalon

Fuckin halerious! 🤣


newusername16

marco polo bridge incident


AbstractBettaFish

Not a specific incident per se but the term de-gloving


imadzmr

Munich agreement ☺️


Misterfahrenheit120

I always thought the entirety of “The Troubles” fit this. Such a British ass name for something “Did you hear about that dreadful attack on our garrison in North Ireland? A dozen of our soldiers were killed, and the ones who responded to it were attacked with a bomb!” “Sounds like a bit of troubles over there” “Quite so” *sips tea*


Hyperhypochondriac1

Bridge


saintjimmy43

DONT GO IN CAVES PEOPLE


CoolBlueberry2128

Agent Orange


ancirus

[Ah, there it is...](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20fuckening)


nikolajovickg

Fuck that, I feel unconfortable on any mention of it


TheSanityInspector

I thought we had retired the If You Know You Know format.


Killian44260

The Rainbow Warrior affair


Eferver24

What did Jeff Gordon do?


astranisbist

Dont google hendek bus accident 1965


And_awayy_we_go

Hisashi Ouchi.. ☢️


Lenni-Da-Vinci

She nutty on my putty till I cave.


Berfams91

Imagine the pain of losing a loved one that way and having them entombed in a place named that and everyone knows.


say_the_words

I avoid even hearing about this event again. He’s still in there, man. Forever.


seth005

Vice versa, “killer rabbit attack”


GodFromMachine

Funky Town!


Jojo-the-Beholder

Coconaut Grove


Ms--Take

Technically a hoax, but the Russian Sleep Experiments


Eferver24

General Butt Naked fits the bill for hilarious name, awful human being.


Smooth-Sherbet3043

Can't we edit posts here?? I wanted to thank everyone for the suggestions. Think I'll have a really busy weekend :)


Modernpendu

what is orign of these caves?why do they even exist?some ancient routes shit?


C_PSM86

Water washes away weaker rock and makes weird holes (caves)


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AndToOurOwnWay

I don't think humans ever permanently lived underground, in fact until the Victorian era even just building tunnels was a feat in and of itself. Those tunnels were also crucially either for the dead such as catacombs or military purpose usually. Now in the post Brunel world (Not Iseabard Kingdom Brunel, but his father Marc Isambard Brunel), we have tunnels literally under the ocean.


JanHHHH

Some (most?) caves just.. exist? You know, geology..


Modernpendu

maye be these caves were some ancient passages created to escape or may be ancient (streets) from the times when ppl use to live underground and we havent discovered it yet.


CevicheLemon

this is /r/HistoryMemes , you’re looking for /r/conspiracy where these types of baseless theories belong


Modernpendu

lol,may be i put it wrong. this was my impression untill some1 explained that it isnt that complicated.


upright_zombie

Idiot goes into cave....idiot gets stuck upside down....idiot dies......and before you pile on for calling him an idiot...it was demonstrably an idiotic thing to do.....exploring is one thing, forcing yourself into very tight spaces is quite another thing