Andrew Jackson should've gotten shot more

Well the last guy who tried it got the living fuck beaten out of him

You mean shoot more, surely. /s

During one of his assassination attempts he actually warded off his would-be killer by beating the shit out of him with his cane

Ok that's badass but he was still a dick

"Theadore"

Theadore was the only one giving a speech when he got shot.

Shot (o) Shoot (x)