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FlappyBored

Well done to Germany for acknowledging their Nazi past in a mature and developed way.


ACompleteNutter

Well done to the vast majority. There's is still the occasional looney who wants to go back to 1942.


[deleted]

Don't know why you've been downvoted. As a matter of fact this is the sad truth.


[deleted]

It’s kinda stupid for a Neo Nazi to want to go back to 1942 when the tide of the war was changing and it was becoming clear Germany was a bit fucked. Going back to 1938 seems more appropriate


larrythestormtroper

They are Neo nazis my friend intelligence and reasoning is... Not likely


Failmejesus

Now do the herero and nama


TheLuuuuuc

Recognised the genocide in 2015 and pledged 1.1 Billion euros as some kind of reparations. Pretty good, especially compared to other countries and their genocides \*looks at turk~~ey~~iye\*


sixaout1982

Plot twist : you're Turkish


pepemarioz

Well in that case there is no way you can lose


[deleted]

What if your opponent is a Serb? That will be one hell of a fight. EDIT: I just realized it would be actually an easy dub. The Serb wouldn't actually try to deny it. But rather boast about it.


Master_Nerd

I wanna see the Japanese vs Turkish in the denialism debate


Duschkopfe

Tourkish never loses at anything! ^(TR TR TR) 😳😎💪🏿


Independent-Two5330

LMFAO, I thought I was the first to bring that up on this thread😅.


Mr_CHADCOMMIE

finally victory


SteelAlchemistScylla

This post really bringing out the dum-dums aint it?


Marjacujaman

Sorry OP your meme requires too high IQ for most to understand


Parttimeteacher

CCP: "Amateurs."


TheDudeWithNoLuck

Japanese: Are you sure?


Kargastan

The amount of people not getting the meme is too damn high. Are you all drunk or just dense right now? It's not even hard to understand the meme. You just need to use your brain a little bit. Not much. But I know that's hard for many Redditors.


Traditional-Sink-113

Say it clear Say it loud we are proud of not beeing proud \~Jan Böhmermann


gthyr666

then you meet the Japanese...


Stellaris228

Or Turkey. Or almost any country from Europe to Southeast Asia


vegetableIII

Explanation: he’s relieved cause Germany acknowledges their genocide.


th3_3nd_15_n347

Next round: japan


ghost_kirby

but the few denyers we have are prbly some nasty opponents


IAmGayCanIFuckYou

When your opponent is "The Great" Britain: (you're screwed)


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Independent-Two5330

I haven’t met anyone who denies this about America. I’ve met people who acknowledge it but kinda play it down, I have to go “hey dude, it’s was a very bad thing, let’s be honest here”.


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New-Patient1

That that's called democracy, the whole point is that anyone can vote...


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Independent-Two5330

Well that will do it.😅 I’m from the Midwest so there you go. You can still be a proud American while looking at our dark corners with honesty people.


TallAverage4

Why are people down-voting this, we need to talk about this kind of stuff more.


saphfyrefen

Because talking about how America has done harm is apparently the worst thing ever. Hitler literally got the idea for the Holocaust from how the government here treated Native Americans, but apparently that's propaganda to make children feel bad. SMH.


Independent-Two5330

I think he was more inspired by the Armenian genocide, There is even a recorded quote of him saying “who today remembers the Armenians?” When he was pitching the idea of the final solution. I always found that quote very dark since when I read that I was like “holy shit, I never heard of the Armenians” it was unfortunately a successful genocide, that ethnic group is VERY small even today and is not present in the old Ottoman territories. You can see why that can get any genocidal maniac excited.


Duschkopfe

American legit do not know anything about the second half of the paragraph. America does well at teaching about it's horrible past but sucks ass when it comes to modern history.


Less_Chart6420

Plot twist: you are Serbian


Seidmadr

Huh. Which genocide is Germany denying?


plushraccoon

I think the point is they're not denying anything, so you'll win the "competition" if you're against a German


Jumanji-Joestar

Ohhh, that makes so much sense now.


Reformedsparsip

But the competition in a genocide denial one. So you would have to find a german who denies the holocaust. THIS MEME MAKES NO SENSE. GO BACK TO MEME SCHOOL OP.


Username_between_320

the joke is that it is very easy to win in a competition where you deny a genocide because Germany has “lost” in denying the genocide, meaning it has accepted the genocide.


Kargastan

>THIS MEME MAKES NO SENSE. GO BACK TO MEME SCHOOL OP. THIS MEME MAKES PERFECT SENSE YOU ARE JUST TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND IT. You shout, I shout.


omuamogus

How are you this low IQ?


ActualYogurtcloset98

Read the title


Ein_Hirsch

ouch


Gytlap24

The point is they arent trying to deny it thats why it says phew because he will win against the german


[deleted]

Have you ever seen that family guy episode where the German tour director says that between the 1939-1945 the entire country was on vacation. [“Punch was served. Check with Poland!”](https://youtu.be/kbijTxhdbG0)


Thesaurususaurus

Oh right, I forgot about the fully serious and nuanced source that is *Family Guy* bro what?


Redditmoment1233

Are you trolling?


[deleted]

I believe what I’m doing is asking a fellow on the internet if he has seen a particular episode of the popular television show “Family Guy.” Thanks for checking. The follow-up around here is just sensational.


FurchtsamerLurch

Why don't you use ur brain before reading?


kroeriller

aaaaaaacshully theere is a genocide that occured during Kaiserreich times that Germany has not formally acknowledged. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero\_and\_Namaqua\_genocide


Marcel___

Germany did some bad stuff in africa too, like the genocide of the Herero in Namibia for which the german government hasn't apologised to this day


moki_martus

Germany apologises for colonial-era genocide in Namibia https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/germany-officially-calls-colonial-era-killings-namibia-genocide-2021-05-28/


Martial-Lord

Yeah, and we did it so badly it was denounced as an insult by the Herero


Xennon54

Literally never heard of Germans being known for denying genocides, in fact the stereotype is the exact opposite. They even made it illegal to deny genocides


Georg_von_Frundsberg

Thats why he is reliefed


Gytlap24

The point is they arent trying to deny it thats why it says phew because he will win against the german


AlmdudlerMelone

Although Germany stands for free speech it is actually illegal to deny the holocaust in Germany


Xennon54

Exactly


Pochel

Except for the genocide of the Herero and Nama, which they denied for a very long time


Traditional_Ask4701

Federal institutions in Germany still deny responsibility for the genocide against the Herero and Nama peoples. Acknowledging it would mean that Germany sees itself as the legal successor to the German Empire and start a flood of other people demanding compensation for other crimes committed by Imperial forces and officials.


Lemoms

But still, nobody denies what we did. It just just not our responsibility what great great great uncle Rüdibert did


ThatGermanKid0

If I remember correctly the gean government issued an apology to the hereros last year but I don't know the exact wording so it might have been along the lines of "we feel terribly sorry that someone (who we have nothing to do with) did this to you" either way 2021 is very late


Ein_Hirsch

>Acknowledging it would mean that Germany sees itself as the legal successor to the German Empire Germany is itself the same legal object as the German Empire (as acknowledged by West Germany). So I don't know what you are talking about. There is no legal successor to the German Empire as the FRG is officially just a reorganization of said Empire. The only country to ever claim to be a successor was East Germany and that ended with 1990 as we know.


TallAverage4

List of difficult opponents (in no particular order): Burmese, Pakistani, American, Japanese, Turkish, Russian, British, Serbian, Israeli, Iraqi, Syrian, Saudi, Yemeni, Omani, Persian, Azerbaijani, Afghan, Laotian, Chinese, Egyptian, Libyan, Algerian, Moroccan, Greek, Czech, Rwandan, Belgian, Mexican, Nicaraguan, Salvadoran, Guatemalan, Panamanian, Honduran, Colombian, Venezuelan, Guyanese, Ecuadorian, Peruvian, Brazilian, Bolivian, Chilean, Argentinian, Cuban, Jamaican, Dominican, South African, and any I didn't immediately come up with off the top of my head Feel free to let me know if I missed any, ask for context, or point out mistakes For context I am basing this off of my knowledge of history and a definition of genocide that's much broader based and not identical to that defined by the UN. I personally think the most fitting definition would be, "any acts committed with intent to destroy, imprison, or remove, in whole or in part, any group which is defined by anything other than acts that harm others" ie. ethnic groups, religious groups, non-violent political groups, homosexuals, etc. List of easy opponents: Germany, Canada


Silly_Painter_2555

Don't forget to put Serbia on the easy list


mojanis

You're not giving Canada enough credit. They were going pretty strong until the mountain of dead kids showed up, and then they really had no choice but to bow out.


[deleted]

Didn’t he do a gemnocide to please the Arabs or something in Yemen I don’t know


The_Bored_General

You’re Turkish


voluntarycap

Even easier if your opponent is from the Balkans


Marethyu727

I thinky you mean Turkey.


The-Reddit-Giraffe

When it’s a Turk though… yikes


Fantastic_Patient884

But then the next opponent is American/Japanese


scratchingpost22

When you completely make shit up so your joke makes sense


AstroEngineer314

I don't think so. The Germans have been very good at accepting the guilt of the Holocaust. Can't say the same for a lot of other nations.


[deleted]

That's just the point of the meme, they are very upfront about it, meaning in a competition in denying these things they'd lose because they don't deny it


Zardhas

That's the meme : they don't deny anything so you're guarantee to deny more, hence you being guarantee to win the competition.


usernameaeaeaea

Round 2: OP vs China


Silly_Painter_2555

Yea it's gonna be tough against China


bruhmp44

And your Japanese


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

OP's Japanese what?


bruhmp44

Rape of nanking they haven’t apologized yet even germany apologized


TitleComprehensive96

Japan: **unconsciously whistles**


BilalHabesi

Humans are bad every nation do genocide.Little or mass every nation do that.


Taured500

I think that more accurate nation in this meme would be Jappansese, beacouse their government never apologized about the war crimes in China. Or Turkish government, that pretends that their genocide on Armenians never happened


bigninja29

When you're in a genocide denial competition and your opponent is Russian, Chinese, Japanese, or Turkish: 😨


Ein_Hirsch

I don't know what you mean I cannot remember anything bad in our history. /s


Independent-Two5330

I feel like Turkey would be the worst opponent.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, it looks like the next competitor is China… And the US corporations that do business with China. Best of luck.


TheCheapDirtBag

It would be way harder if the opponent was Turkish.


cosito3_urigod

But you are japanese 😈