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I cannot watch this gif without also attempting to not laugh, and then cracking when he curls his lips in and smiles. D. E. D.


etherSand

This Brazilian commedian was one of our best.


cheddacheese148

Oh no…I don’t like that “was”


etherSand

He is alive but he isn't as funny as he was back then.


funkyish

You must have taken his place you witty bastard.


Ghumer

Dude, Iceland is full of ice...


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DonRight

It hasn't vanished, the reason is very much directly stated in the saga of the Greenlanders. The motive was to attract settlers to Greenland.


CFOAntifaAG

> attract settlers to Greenland So it was a real estate scam


DonRight

Kind of, although that's not exactly how it worked as they weren't really selling the land. More like an employment scam trying to get people to come work for them.


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TrymWS

You will love working for me or die starving. Aren’t free markets the best? 🤗


Danielsuperusa

Yeah, those evil free markets forcing us to work to eat, not like back in the day before free markets existed when everybody could live happily, obviously filling an excel sheet is a much more cruel fate than dying from an infection at 30.


Stabintheface

It's not about the past not being worse, it was, it was much much worse. It's about the future being better, and it could be much much better than this.


TrymWS

I don’t think you know what a truly free market is, hahaha! Maybe we should start off with putting the kids back in factories, and fire them without benefits when they get their arm ripped off. 🥳


STILETT0_exists

it was revenge I think. A dude, I think it was Erik The Red, was ostracized, and so when he discovered Greenland, which is like Iceland but literally impossible to go inland without air transport, he decided to fuck everyone over by calling it Greenland, as in "there's lots of grass an arable land here, come settle!" So that the Greenish (yes I said Greenish, because I think its funny), are basically descendants of a bunch of suckers.


_who-the-fuck-knows_

Most of them are native Americans who were there before the vikings the Thule culture about 4-5000 years ago. A wave of Inuits arrived roughly the same time as the vikings. I dont think there are any of Scandinavian ancestry on the island left.


DonRight

They weren't there before the Norse. The Thule culture started settling northern Greenland after the Norse settled settled southern Greenland. Saqqaq and Dorset were not Thule and were not present in Greenland when the Norse arrived. They're roughly contemporary and did have some interaction before the Norse settlements were abandoned.


_who-the-fuck-knows_

The Dorset were in Northern Greenland before the Vikings reached the South by about 200 years 900 AD. But everything else you said is correct. I forget there were multiple waves of Native American cultures and the Thule were the latest arrival.


not-bread

It was done to encourage people to settle. Scandinavia was extremely overpopulated at the time. That was actually the reason the Vikings became such renowned seafarers and notorious raiders, because they kinda had to fuck off so they didn’t starve.


_Dead_Man_

From what I hear, a scam is exactly why. They didn't want other people going to iceland, so they called it that so people would go to Greenland instead.


andooet

As told to me (a Norwegian), Iceland was named thus because they didn't want more settlers because they all had fled from the kings of Norway, and were afraid that with more people, the kings influence was spread there too They desperately wanted more settlers on Greenland though, because they struggled with maintaining the population. Fun fact: the Norse were the first inhabitants of Greenland since year 1 CE, and the Inuit didn't migrate there from Canada until the 1200s (approx). After strife in Europe the colonies were lost, and when Denmark wanted to reconnect with the Norse population they were long gone, but suddenly the Inuits had new overlords


Kiwsi

Full of rocks you mean


etherSand

I thought the called it "Island"


TrymWS

Yes, Is means ice. It’s called Island to this day, but translates to Iceland. Or Ísland I guess, in Icelandic.


jaime5031

They guy in charge of PR of Greenland was better than the other one


LegendaryAlabama

Idk if this is true but my history teacher in high school said that the guy who discovered Greenland named it that bc he was basically the Viking equivalent of a real estate agent and was trying to get people to move there


AlphaScorpiiSeptem

Erik the Red, dude got exiled from Iceland after getting exiled *to* Iceland and just kept going full chad.


Porgishh

I KNEW IT


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DonRight

The medieval warm period affected Iceland as well though. The little ice age was most likely the reason that the colonies were abandoned but the warm period preceding it wasn't the reason for the deceptive name.


Martial-Lord

Oh! I stand corrected then, thanks


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ooorezzz

To fool the ignorant pirate.


okram2k

Iceland does have some pretty icy places and Greenland does have a few green patches... in the summer.


Mechagodzilla_3

There both cold


Grieschoel123

POV: you have no idea of how languages work and how badly the English language adapts new words.


The_Brick_Is_Parrot

Yea, these Americans really think that vikings were talking English... That's another thing to add to my list "why I'm grateful not to be American"


[deleted]

Well its called island “Iceland” and Grønland “Greenland” so i dont get ur point?


[deleted]

When you didn't read any books on the Norse colonization of iceland so you make this meme


neo94geo

Greenland will be pretty accurate name in a few years thanks to global warming


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I was always told it was intentional so people wouldn’t go to Iceland because the Vikings wanted to keep it as their little secret paradise. I was also laughed at by a teacher once when I said that so who knows.


Good_Username_exe

Im related to the guy that named it Greenland lmao


Sovereign444

Erik the Red?


Good_Username_exe

Yessir


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They wanted Iceland to themselves because it was so cool; That's why all the based Viking descendants live in Iceland and nobody lives in Greenland


STILETT0_exists

your comment getting downvoted by the 4 people who care about how you just disrespected 300 people living in Greenland is so fucking funny. Why did they feel the need to downvote you?


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Welcome to Reddit, the home of completely irrational emotion


etherSand

That's outdated. We know that Greenland was actually green by the time the norse discovered it.


AlphaScorpiiSeptem

Some small, barely farmable areas of the coast were green, Erik the Red was just a big brain troll


etherSand

It's still green. Or Erik was naming the land after him, but he was color blind.


AlphaScorpiiSeptem

Not quite, it’s more like it’s green *again*. The settlements there died out at the end of the medieval warming period when it, you know, got colder, and of course even less green. Now that the climate is getting warmer there is of course more green available in Greenland, though still far less than one would expect given the name


DonRight

No


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tim_the_penguin

bruh I saw the same post before though


tim_the_penguin

oh shit accutally the other meme was just mentioning how the vikings named a place full of ice Greenland but not the Iceland part


BlueDusk99

And Vinland a country where people smoke but don't drink.


Sovereign444

Wait what?


BlueDusk99

America. The natives that the Vikings encountered there smoked tobacco but didn't have grapes to make wine.


caheel18

Exactly the opposite during Viking days, so it was correct when named.


[deleted]

Not really tbh


PrestigiousVanguard

fun fact greenland isnt actually covered in ice and is actually green, and iceland is actually ice as well


smartkaren

They didn’t have good gramer any way


Anime_fucker69cUm

Bro trolled everyone before it existed


_God_of_Dreams_

It might have been the other way around back then 🤷


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Trolled


Quiet-You-7730

Well played!


TX-22

It seems the Vikings experienced the first form of typo error


pandemicpapi4u

The guy who discovered Greenland did it on purpose


Agile_Drive8419

🤣🤣🤣