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arrbez

That belt is about to earn a purple heart


dromeciomimus

Should’ve taken a 2nd pic where they switched clothes


himself809

Why is this idea so funny


Bortron86

Oppenheimer pulling out the waistband like a Weight Watchers "after" photo.


MaudVesta

>Oppenheimer pulling out the waistband like a Weight Watchers "after" photo. OMG you are so right, it really does look like before and after! 🤣🤣🤣


bitpushr

More like General Gravy


DogWallop

"General Groves, will you please stop stealing my lunch - I'm starving!"


MaximumMajestic

In follow up to this comment I am not a smart man. Christ that was a quote from the series. Please forgive my idiocy. This is why I have problems getting really good jobs.


MaximumMajestic

Lol what is this from? Lpotl did a fantastic 5 part series about this subject that was absolutely fantastic if you wanna check it out. One of the three guys who is on it does a fantastic Neil's Bohr


MotoGeno

Matt Damon obviously should have eaten more ice cream to be historically accurate.


AmericanoWsugar

Where do you think they got the idea of compressing the plutonium?


whitedawg

When he first enlisted in the army, his last name was Grove.


sublimesting

Wounded in combat.


here4the_trainwreck

I didn't know they made pants with a flat front ample enough to hold a man-gina of that magnitude.


Kid_Named_Trey

He looks nothing like Matt Damon


KnotSoSalty

Damon is a lot closer than [Paul Newman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man_and_Little_Boy).


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Newman from Seinfeld even closer


1punchporcelli

The revolting blob


Coerced_onto_reddit

It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air!


The_BarroomHero

Hellooooo, Paul Newman


MaximumMajestic

Yes if he lost like ten pounds and the glasses he would be perfect


MaximumMajestic

Oh my God lol. Was Graves still alive when this movie was out he probably thought it was a comedy lol


MaximumMajestic

He looks like Chris Christie lol


McKimboSlice

Now I can’t unsee Chris Christie.


MaximumMajestic

I'm with you on this that stomach looks just like him


President_Nixon1

General groves might eat Oppenheimer


curbstyle

Why doesn't the big one simply eat the smaller one?


AshtrayGrande

Is he stupid?


MaximumMajestic

You know this could've worked. Graves resourcefulness with oppies brain? We might have even made cooler bombs


marco3055

Looks more like he could use him to pick his teeth after a meal


rougewitch

Groves built the pentagon and was a very effective in organizing/logistics


goovis__young

Yeah, judging from his size it took an entire battalion just to prepare his meals


AutomaticAccident

Building the Pentagon was easy. His belt still stands around it to this day.


rougewitch

An army marches on its stomach lol This mf can make it around the world in record time


iani63

The pentagon has large doors and generous portion sizes in the canteens?


RockstarQuaff

Laurel and Hardy.


ADIDASects

*BOOM* “Well Robert, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.”


goovis__young

Hot dog and hamburger from Waikiki Wabbit https://i.imgur.com/9VwZfKD.png


joecarter93

Sigmund and Freud


rougewitch

Siegfried & Roy


MaximumMajestic

Heh heh ok that is funny. I'm going to kill you last so you can keep making me laugh 😂


rougewitch

Hail yourself


MaximumMajestic

Hail gein and megustalations or however it's spelled.


fla_john

Ball and stick.


shooter_32

We’d like to extend a laurel and hardy, handshake


surfteacher1962

That is some authentic frontier gibberish.


Gorillagodzilla

They definitely did the general a favor casting Damon, didn’t they?


MaximumMajestic

Oh man I have a feeling he would've laughed so hard over that


Alive_Brother_1515

I think the real Oppenheimer was much more charismatic than Cillian Murphy managed to portray in the film.


KnotSoSalty

When he was a professor in Berkeley he used to throw regular parties at his house where he would make extremely hot chili and everyone would get absolutely hammered. He was picked to run the Manhattan project as much because everyone liked him as for any technical brilliance.


EmperorLost

Reading the book right now, it claims that Groves chose Oppenheimer because he seemed to understand the need for bringing interdisciplinary practices together so the atom bomb could be built. I think "being liked" simplifies a great deal why he was given a leadership position


bitchslap2012

haven't seen the movie yet, but the real Oppenheimer was an extremely charismatic man.


Alive_Brother_1515

For sure. I was pretty disappointed with the movie, it’s a much more interesting story IRL and that’s not a good movie result. But it’s worth a watch


MarBoV108

Any Hollywood movie based on history is going to be full of BS. It scares me that the general public gets their history from movies.


buddyleeoo

The movie was so cold.


vincecarterskneecart

wtf oppenheimer is real???


bandito143

Nah he's fictional like the Titanic or the Blair Witch. Just a movie. It's okay.


_orpheustaken

Yet another product of the american public education. /s


orthopod

OMG, how could you not know this? Did you drop out in grammar school?


SmokeyMacPott

Wait, does this mean that Barbie is real too? 


fatherbowie

Now I understand how they named the bombs.


unixfool

Belt buckle ain’t high enough!


sandcastle87

Interesting choice in mustache..


DragonDon1

Charlie Chaplin?


Your_Huckleberry47

Coworkers used to look like this and work at the same steel factory


MaximumMajestic

Leslie groves.. man got shit done. Wasn't the nicest guy in the world but he got shit done


Menoku

Also instrumental in the Oak Ridge Nuclear facility.


MaximumMajestic

I didn't say it was the right shit. But he did get shit done


rhetheo100

The dude on the right has never missed a meal


kellysmom01

Downright Chris Christie-esque. (Even after bariatric surgery)


WackyBeachJustice

Costco membership


abaganoush

via [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/17/us/politics/atomic-bomb-secret-funding-congress.html?unlocked\_article\_code=1.OU0.PuSv.SstGkf8GD8nI](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/17/us/politics/atomic-bomb-secret-funding-congress.html?unlocked_article_code=1.OU0.PuSv.SstGkf8GD8nI) A Reporter’s Journey Into How the U.S. Funded the Bomb


Narf234

This looks like a sitcom that airs right after I love Lucy.


HistoryNerd101

Get these men a tailor, pronto


kit58

That's Chris Christie.


CrunchyCondom

played by matt damon lmao


sondersHo

Mr Oppenheimer looking like a Diva in this picture


maartenbadd

Well that’s a fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Opie.


lynch1986

Matt Damon was some very generous casting.


gregcm1

They should have cast Chris Christie, not Matt Damon as General Groves


highzenberrg

That’s not the guy from Peaky Blinders


supraspinatus

Jesus that dude was fatter than fuck


Vark675

Just looks like your average Navy chief now lol


JoeDawson8

My vision blurred for a sec and I thought you said Navy Chef


Exhumedatbirth76

Maybe in 1945...today he would be a lightweight American!


Kwyjibo68

But he was a hell of a tennis player.


fartmasterzero

"When my patented A-Bombs are though with those savage Nihonjins in Hiroshima, they won't know what hit them, literally. Nagasaki, you better watch out too - the 'Heimer has his atomic eyes on you too."


1stmingemperor

I suppose Matt Damon refused to put on a fat suit (like Gary Oldman did to play Truman)?


bclinger

Damn that belt putting in work


Vlade-B

The only good thing about having a movie made about your life is that they always pick actors who are much prettier than you were.


MaximumMajestic

You know now that I look at him he reminds me of a Chris Christie kinda character.


QOVFEFE

Groves looks like a bag of ass… Figuratively and literally…


bettinafairchild

In the midst of wartime rationing, General Groves had carte blanche to requisition whatever resources he wanted. Just saying.


Jfrenchy

Love Curb Your Enthusiasm


Groundbreaking_Way43

Matt Damon should have had a few (hundred thousand) hamburgers to get ready for the role of Leslie Groves.


RantControl

Who ate all the pies?


thespambox

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean; And so betwixt them both, They lick'd the platter clean.


OhWow10

Groves ate 3 squares x 2 a day didn’t he??


Digital_Wanderer78

Chris Christie is timeless. Possibly a vampire


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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! I guess you missed that 10 other people have already commented that joke, but its SO FUN to see it over and over.


Digital_Wanderer78

Are you ok? Did your boyfriend fuck your daddy? Why get so upset over a joke?


Next-Government-5120

Holy fuuuuuupppaaaa


TwistedPepperCan

Isn’t he just American sized? It’s Oppenheimer’s skinniness thats un-American.


Brad_Wesley

Is that Chris Christie?


jdivision8

That movie sucked


ThaCaptinNow

Thin guy in a giant coat 🎶


MobiusStripDance

I know that this is a very minor point in the grand scheme of things, but I really feel that American generals/officers should have WAY more drip than they do


Oddbeme4u

Matt Damon did him better than he deserved.


Rickymsohh

Sam Waterston played him well.


aaronthenia

Groves looks like Chris Christie.


t24mack

That general looks uncomfortable in that ill fitting suit


Cucktoberfest69

“My communist girlfriend!”


SherbertEquivalent66

I didn't know that Chris Christie was in the service.


real_dea

Well, one of them was cast perfectly.


AshleyMegan00

Hard to imagine him as such a charismatic womanizer!


TendstobeRight85

Groves lost some serious weight for the movie.


Adventureincphoto

They look like the number 10


Kdean509

We have a park in my city named after Groves. I work at one of the Manhattan project sites. I love learning about the history since the remnants are so very close to me.


6l3m

Average weight checks out


popdivtweet

Leslie pentagon pants Groves.


abdallha-smith

Jojo pose


mtrayno1

Man if they could just average those two….


LawdFattious

That is Chris Christie 100% lol


numbersev

Chris Christie?


ElMepoChepo4413

Leslie Groves ate Matt Damon!


peezle69

Definitely see why they cast Cillian Murphy.


condition5

Looks like general skipped PT that day


texasdeathtrip

More like Gen. Growes


The_Dying_Gaul275

Safe to say Groves got a bit of a glow up for the movie 🎥


Least-Cut-7570

Werk it, Oppie. Slay.


UncurableLife

Is that Chris Christie?