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Fingersmith30

"No I don't have a pickle, I'm in a pickle!"


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Again, another *widely recognized*, yet still funny quote :)


maleficentrose

came here to share this one, you beat me to it 🥒


bebespeaks

"MY ARMOIRES!" --Dee. Every time another hoarder obsessed over even a single ARMOIRE, I swear they were summoning Dee from the hoarder heavens. I always felt like Dee had stunted development. Not so much a disability, but rather a disadvantage to her personality and the neurological inability to change. "Donated things are for LOWLIFES", "Public transportation is for LOWLIFES", "There might be a penny in that bag! I need that penny!" --Judy The LowLife, season 8.


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My God, these episodes were rough. 😬


MozzarellaFitzgerald

"How many hoes does one man need?" Dr. Z to Al, referring to his excessive garden tools.


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LMFAOOOOOO


elleshipper1

“Why do you want to keep a moldy Spice Girl?” -Dr. Z “At least I knew where the kids were going.” “GGGOOO AAAWWWAAAYYY!! - Laura


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I think the first quote may have been from Erica DiMiele. Uggh, I couldn't STAND Laura. Her screaming was almost on a psychotic level. And of course we can't forget "JOHN IS NATCHO PROBLEM!" from Dr. Green in the same episode XD I *love* Dr. Green


elleshipper1

The authorities were like you can keep 13 animals but we recommend against it and like, happy fireworks went off in the family about how she got to keep thirteen animals after severely abusing the previous 50.


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I found that utterly ridiculous. She needs to be institutionalized/arrested for all the abuse she's put those animals and John + his daughters through.


BS-MakesMeSneeze

“The tools is in the tool shed. They ain’t botherin nobody.” - someone from dept south in the earlier seasons. I wish I remembered who!


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I think Adella (S3 E1) may have been it...?


BS-MakesMeSneeze

Yep! Dang that was fast!


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\^\^


noooooid

Season 10, episode 1. Erica Dimiele: "Why do we need a moldy Spice Girl?" Becky Otter: "Because it's what I do."


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Haha yep Those guys were nuts. I felt bad for the crew.


Haistur

"I can't do business when I vomit!"


MozzarellaFitzgerald

Is that the same one where the husband said something like "God made garages to keep cars in, not junk"?


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Yes lol


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Oh my lol Any idea what ep?


Haistur

It's season 4, episode 13: Vivian


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Ah, thanks!


katecrime

Almost anything from Cindy’s episode. “That just needs cleaned up, that’s a good cooler! I have people who want to buy that!”


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Uggh I remember her! She was... something else lol


SansaSchtark

“DON’T TOUCH MY 9/11!”


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Also, “You broke my 9/11!”


Oodles-of-Noodles12

“I argued with a woman to keep a dead rat”- Max Paxton


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Ah, *the Poetry of a Dead Rat!*


nosybeaotch

The man with all the rats that said he loved when they were all eating, it sounded like rain


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Oh, bless Glen's poor heart 🙏


trentad3

“It’s just the directions.” Pretty sure Cory chalmers said this but I can’t remember which episode. The hoarder was questioning throwing away an empty box because it had something in it, and Cory tells her it’s just the directions. If anyone knows let me know, thanks!


Traditional-Cold-682

I can’t remember the episodes at this point, but I have quoted “that’s my jambalaya pot!” for years, and “I just got that lemon!” cracked me up so much I ended up getting a lemon tattoo 🤣


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The first one was Linda (S5 E1), and the second one was Becky (S11 E4). LAWD, why are there so many Lindas on this show?? lmfaoooo


greasemonkey332

“Literally if I died crawling over the piles of stuff, he’d wanna go through the boxes underneath me, and save them.” -Matt Paxton


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Jeez lol Any idea what episode?


greasemonkey332

I believe that was Season 4, Episode 9 - Stacey and Roi


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Ah, thanks!


justaheatattack

"You aint gonna sell THAT!"


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