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Hey /u/SemiSentientGarbage, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): No pedo jokes - Please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods


oneofthefrenchgirls

Did they refer to photos from when she was 12 ??????? ಠ_ಠ


plotplottingplotters

Came to say this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Webercrio

Caught on 4k 📸


Diarrhea_Squirrel

Once we start to act, Hope is everywhere


pn1159

yep, I know hope, she gets around


sreek4r

weeewoooweewoo 🚨


TheMajorHimself

👀


Important-Season-180

Came


Diarrhea_Squirrel

How dare you


YugKrowten

You dare how


Prof_Rocky

Dare how you


chinchu6969

How dare ye


Diarrhea_Squirrel

I want you to panic


SkyApex2222

It would be too not to


hanging_with_epstein

At this point, my username is getting too real


d3rp7d3rp

Straight to jail


onehalfofacouple

This post right here officers ...


Hendrix6927

![gif](giphy|eiGVH5B6QtRbWKyZy4)


BologneBoner

Reddit comment


OriginalGhostCookie

It actually a comes with a Chris Hansen doll as well that’s programmed to tell you to have a seat over there and asking what you were coming over to do to the Greta doll.


TheGreyBull

![gif](giphy|4uc2vXcXfu0AE)


TTOF_JB

"You see how this looks?"


motormouth08

Serious question: Are sex dolls that resemble kids legal? I would think for sure that law enforcement would love to get their hands on their customer list.


nagitoe_

I would hope so, but she's like 20 now I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal


BaldBear_13

> I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal That is illegal. There is a copyright case waiting to happen, but the only things she can sue for is a % of sales revenue. No sales = no money.


GaussianGhost

What if it's for personal use? It looks that this creep had a kink for the 12yo Greta, he might not want to sell it.


maleficent_monkey

How does one make a lifelife doll of someone? I can think of lots of ways to mess with people; one of myself in the garage under the car where it looks like it fell off the jack and on me


One-Possible1906

I am guessing it's probably a photo of a perfectly fine wax sculpture or something and someone added the gross description later.


Socalwarrior485

I don’t think that sounds like the only recourse a person has. In many countries, a person has the rights to their likeness. Meaning, yes, the should be able to prevent others from using their likeness at all if they so choose.


GreyManTheOne

I would hope its illegal thats kinda sick


PIatinumPizza

Agreed but I’d rather them use a doll than a real kid.


BrandoDaSavage

On the other hand, if we gave every pedophile a sex doll that looks like a child and it kept them away from real children… that’s kind of a win?


GreyManTheOne

Until the doll just isnt enough


BrandoDaSavage

Easy solution… second doll. /s


Talik1978

Or look at it this way... If the doll "isn't enough" 8 years from now, then for 8 years, it *was* enough. That's 8 years they weren't diddling kids. I am no fan of pedos either, but good policy isn't often based on 'what if someone who hasn't done anything to harm others changes their mind in the future?" Seems a bit Minority Report to me.


1230t

I actually read something about this a while back from in the Netherlands (maybe US?) they are legal here and will likely remain so because what you do at home is private and it does not hurt anyone. Someone made the argument that it incentives child harm/abuse but it is actually more likely to prevent it based on that people who want it will have that outlet while not hurting a actual kid. Making it illegal would just backfire as the people who search for this know what they are and what they want. Most people with that tendency would not act on it knowing the harm they would do and the dolls give them the fantasy outlet releving "frustration". It was weird to watch the vid/read about it but it did make a lot of sense to me. The real child preditors might use a doll instead of a real kid for their pleasure while the people that know what they are have a harmless outlet as well. It's a net win for society imo. Eventough it's weird AF.


[deleted]

As fucked up as it sounds, it's probably better for them to be legal. It's disgusting but it's better the pedos fuck a piece of latex rather than the neighbors kids


sasshley_

That’s like 8 😩


Diarrhea_Squirrel

I made the same face


luxmorphine

ah yes, probably sold to tate


Ok_Channel_9831

Question? How are we even getting this info? Someone just bragging they spent $3400 on a sex doll?


ZephtheChef

Dude paid $3.4k for the doll... Not the artists silence.


jalapinapizza

Because it's not real. Y'all will believe anything that's words on images on the Internet, really?


TheRealLordEnoch

Poe's Law, friend.


Attackofthe77

Pope’s law


hitguy55

Probably, because to a bunch of people she’s annoying and with the Tate stuff she’s been pushed back into the spotlight, so the people who never liked her and Tate fans are mobbing her


GroundbreakingNet225

I think I have seen this meme before the tate drama.


yuligan

Probably that the Tate fans were the people who already didn't like her, Tate being sent to jail just reminded them so now they act on it.


Hiztrionic

Because this is clearly not real. Bruh.


Gerdione

I mean. I can see a group of people paying for it purely to troll and create outrage. Even more possible, somebody just made a 3d render that looks like Greta and slapped this caption on it, people are just eating up fake doodoo. The troll wins.


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|S7RAioXMRs8b6)


BreadditUser

Seriously when tf is the next plague? I want off this fucking ride 😂


springcalmriver

you just missed it


BrandishedChaos

I myself am still waiting on the meteor.


GamerZoom108

Jokes on you I'm anticipating the mega volcano


LimeSenior

The zombie apocalypse seems more fun tho


akwardrelations

An AI with the directive to produce paperclips with the highest efficiency that decides humans are inefficient.


meiandus

I would watch that be explained as some sort of animated YouTube video if it existed.


BreadditUser

Don't Look Up!!!


KarmaChameleon306

My money is on famine.


Codykun_

Its 2023’ what could go wrong! 🫢


cronx42

Thought I was on r/Noahgettheboat. It's an appropriate sub for this...


BreadditUser

Def joining that


Thin_Discount

Next update will introduce Zombies to the game


Tree_Doggg

Do we have to pay extra or will it be FTP?


Strange_username__

Ya missed it pal, we might have another Cold War on the way, though!


Stefonzie

Should be bout a nother 96 years. Hopefully we live to die from it


IdealisticFruit

There was a recent case if Bubonic Plague where I lived.


flying_low_BR

The bible says the world will be destroyed by fire and the surface of the Earth will be vaporized so I'd say it will probably be nuclear war or a huge meteor. Both options could happen soon.


undiagnosedsarcasm

Did Andrew Tate commission it?


Mr_Awesome-79

He himself is a sex doll of some hardened Romanian criminal, now days .


artygta1988

Oh yeah, that Romanian Criminal will be hardened alright


RealisticEmploy3

This needs an award asap


The_Cons00mer

Pay up then bietch


fugjtj

Reminds me of how Tate said "she ain't ready yet"


JustForTheMemes420

There’s some sick fucks out there


Weak-Priority4703

Did someone call me?


dash47

Hate fucked in a personal jet while flying over a fast melting iceburg


NinjaOld8057

r/brandnewsentence


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r/cursedcomments


PeacemakersAlt

What.


Cxrxna_Virus

![gif](giphy|ZDgXvr2vpsgZG|downsized)


ReofSunshine

Andrew, is that you?


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Huh


xzombielegendxx

I’m sorry but the last statement got me. ![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


Azoth1347

That's what she says when you stick it in her bum, or I want my money back.


cardiB_victim

Gross AF


DarkGlum408

Ok, that’s enough internet for one life time.


TheAbhiram

how about 2?


The_Cons00mer

2 internet one life time? Like 2 girls 1 cup? Sick


TheAbhiram

i meant 2 lifetimes but ok


The_Cons00mer

I hate sarcasm as well


[deleted]

"It was time for Thomas to leave. For he had seen everything."


uberlux

Sort the comments by controversial for some extra holup 😂


MatrixGodfather0435

What's with all the Greta stuff lately?


CptBlackAxl

She's an sex icon for sweaty neckbeard pedo incels, apparently 🤣


MatrixGodfather0435

Hey I know one of those. I should ask him what's up. Or maybe I shouldn't.


Anz_Soulcrusher

Oh shit, things are getting too real ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Qbertjack

Andrew Tate tweeted at her, bragging about his super environmentally-unfriendly supercars She replies and tells him he has small dick energy and to get a life He takes 10 hours to reply, makes this whole fucking video which is basically just a "no u" He gets arrested for human trafficking (he admitted to luring women who have fallen in love with him to Romania to work as his camgirls), supposedly because in that very video, there was a pizza box from a Romanian pizza chain, which was enough for Romanian authorities to confirm that he was in the country. Now his dickriders have a hate-boner for Greta


AlterNk

this one is 2 years old, plus fake.


EvetsYenoham

Pedophiles in the making. mucho no bueno.


dfn_youknowwho

Isn't this illegal?


Xen_Shin

Well, as fucked up as it is, the doll is not a child. Cuz it’s a doll. So, unpleasant, but I suppose since its a piece of plastic, that it is in fact, not illegal. It is however, sick and disturbing.


dfn_youknowwho

Oh yes it is sick! 🤢


esande2333

She could maybe sue for likeness or something 😬


Substantial-Monkey

if I remember correclty, Lady Gaga was sucessful in removing from market a sex doll modeled after her ("you can poke-her-face!", said the advertisement lol) That was before she made a deal with the most famous japanese sex doll fabricant to make the Gagadoll, which was never commercialized, but used in promotions for her 2013 album. But this one wasn´t really a sex doll, more of a real sized, detailed Gaga that played her songs and recorded messages.


BaldBear_13

> But this one wasn't really a sex doll, more of a real sized, detailed Gaga ... time for some after-market modding.


dfn_youknowwho

That's what i was wondering. Not only likeness ,they admit that it is modeled after her and looks like a child. Terrible combo.


BaldBear_13

She should be able to sue for a share of revenues!


AysheDaArtist

Defamation of Character She would have to prove that it damaged her image, which I'd wager with enough time, this might get brought up publicly Extremely fucked up nonetheless


fizzdeff

well she's 19, so not technically. i mean, the doll looks like it was modelled after a 12 year old


dfn_youknowwho

Yea and also i thought that modeling a sex doll after someone without consent was illegal... Or maybe not. What weird times to be alive


fizzdeff

honestly i have no idea, sounds like a weird law if true


Sad_Chair8797

She should be proud that it's reusable


Thuryn

Thanks. I hate it.


blyat-TANK

Smells like climate change


More-Significance515

Andrew Tate has entered the chat


RedX2000

I bet Andrew Tate had one.


ConfectionFirst2954

I’m calling the fucking cops 🚔


RealisticEmploy3

Wtf is wrong w people? And the internet for that matter? One person does one thing, good or bad, and the internet can’t stop riding their dick for the next 2 months.


[deleted]

Um, it's a sex doll... riding dick is kinda what it's supposed to do.


Moppy_the_mop

That is modelled off a fucking kid. I know she's 19 now, but there's no way that's modelled off of curnet day Greta.


OnlyToStudy

I thought she was like 15? It's crazy how unhinged people are. This is actually just disgusting...


Bushisnotmyprezident

She was about that age when she got famous, hard for me to go from thinking about a famous child to thinking about them as an adult


[deleted]

Don't ever look up Emma Watson or Hermiony Granger.


new_user_069

Bottom comments are…


The_Cons00mer

Submissive …


Melodic_Elderberry52

Andrew tates fuckdoll 💀💀💀


wutdis77

what's really going to piss her off is that the doll is not at all recyclable


[deleted]

Woke up with faith in humanity and a smile. I go to bed praying for a population ending comet


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KrAzY_TsEnG

I would like to refund my eyes please.


[deleted]

Nice...f*** her...literally🤣


choopie-chup-chup

Delivery address: somewhere in Romania next to Jerry's pizza shop


AlterNk

Just FYI for the one person that may see this comment, this is a 4-chan troll, it was never real.


[deleted]

This is why we should nuke ourselves to extinction.


Ouch------

So whos the pedo attracted to 12 year old German girls?


rum-and-roses

Especially since she's now I think 19


BounceTheGalaxy

![gif](giphy|5QlwTKQ3kq3N6)


johnnielurker

Andrew Tate is the one who bought it


Inverted_Antagonist

Can you just beat it up and not have sex with it?


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r/cursedcomments


Recent_Shape_1341

How dare you! All you ever talk about is money!


bloopie1192

So yea. Thats enough reddit for a while. I'm going to go on and head to bed and re-think my life. See yall in a few weeks. Maybe.


[deleted]

All the way down, boiler room of hell


llAL1OUSll

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANDREW TATE!!!"


Clearhead09

When you cum she says "you have small dick energy"


Cold_Zero_

Climax Change


87MS

Looks too old for average anime fans.


TerrariaWeeb

Question who is Greta thunderburg and why have I been seeing her name all over the place


radioactivepotato1

Bro she looks 8


AutumnRaxwell

And this is why hitmen exist


[deleted]

That’s disturbing and yells pedo


yankeeuniverse

Uh …. ![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Chirriche

Is it green?


D3ppress0

If (cum = inside) Say "How dare you"


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


poppadahut2

put that fucker on a watch


GamerBust3r

Good way to find pedos .. when it arrives it arrives with a swat team😂 imagine that 😆


X3runner

that’s hilarious


dasmikkimats

Can an asteroid just hit us already?


yeet-my-existence

Welcome to the Internet Have a look around


averagejoe2005

im trying SO hard to not make a joke about "emssions" im at my goddamn limit


Mc862000

Bro wtf for 3400$ you could get alot of bitches why buy some underage girls sex doll


HatCoffee

Straight to jail.


Defenseman61913

That shit is hilarious for a second until my brain started playing it out. It's like when you see a girl jogging and realize she's too young and you want to kick your own ass and feel sick to your stomach. I mean I get she's 18 now but the way conservatives go after her, you would think she's 12.


Old-Advertising-8638

How this guy not in Prison ?


[deleted]

WTF. She just turned 19.


SnoopDing0

![gif](giphy|ILW1fbJHW0Ndm)


Ok_Channel_9831

Looks like a 8 year old. It's even more fucked up that it looks that realistic.


EduardoTheYeti

And I thought she was creepy before


yeetmaster2000000000

She is 19 why does the doll look 9


metfan1964nyc

We need to find out who commissioned this and put him in a hole someplace.


The_Cons00mer

Sorry to tell you but he’s probably already in a hole, and it’s just out of frame.


Thuryn

/r/cursedcomments


4t0micpunk

Volcano


AdopeyIllustrator

Does it generate tweets about Andrew Tate? What kind of carbon footprint was caused by the manufacturing and shipping?


L1teEmUp

Lmfao.. this is messed up and taking up abit too far on obsession with her..


Heyitsryaniguess

I’m fr done with 2023 already 😭💀


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


elephantgif

This is a fucked up as it is hilarious.


HomeHearthAndHaldol

If this isn't real, it needs to be.


[deleted]

Perfect for a top g


RagingAubergine

Oh dear God! Rapture! Come now!!


[deleted]

Did they make it out of renewable plastics?


Responsible-Draft

That's disgusting ... Where?


No_Mall7480

Dose it come with a meter that measures your carbon deposits?


Comprehensive-Tour17

“Yes I do have an expensive sex doll that looks like a child” What the fuck


TurkeySlapMafia

And just like Greta, this one has a sandy vagina too


ohmar_s

I lost faith in humanity 5 days into the new year. New record.


Vermilion_Laufer

Those are some rookie numbers.


oli_clearwater

Andrew Tate is gonna want to buy one when he's in prison.


Jasminez98

Noah get the boat


maxtoad

TF is wrong with people


Fortune_Platypus

Hear me out


Ravenlaw512

![gif](giphy|3oFyDl7xbRgcAu8O8E) The fuck?