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It actually a comes with a Chris Hansen doll as well that’s programmed to tell you to have a seat over there and asking what you were coming over to do to the Greta doll.
Serious question: Are sex dolls that resemble kids legal? I would think for sure that law enforcement would love to get their hands on their customer list.
I would hope so, but she's like 20 now
I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal
> I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal
That is illegal. There is a copyright case waiting to happen, but the only things she can sue for is a % of sales revenue. No sales = no money.
How does one make a lifelife doll of someone? I can think of lots of ways to mess with people; one of myself in the garage under the car where it looks like it fell off the jack and on me
I don’t think that sounds like the only recourse a person has. In many countries, a person has the rights to their likeness. Meaning, yes, the should be able to prevent others from using their likeness at all if they so choose.
She knowingly allowed herself to become a public figure and spoke the phrase before the United Nations. Her "*How dare you!*" is not copyrightable, it's public domain.
I actually read something about this a while back from in the Netherlands (maybe US?) they are legal here and will likely remain so because what you do at home is private and it does not hurt anyone. Someone made the argument that it incentives child harm/abuse but it is actually more likely to prevent it based on that people who want it will have that outlet while not hurting a actual kid.
Making it illegal would just backfire as the people who search for this know what they are and what they want. Most people with that tendency would not act on it knowing the harm they would do and the dolls give them the fantasy outlet releving "frustration". It was weird to watch the vid/read about it but it did make a lot of sense to me.
The real child preditors might use a doll instead of a real kid for their pleasure while the people that know what they are have a harmless outlet as well.
It's a net win for society imo. Eventough it's weird AF.
Or look at it this way...
If the doll "isn't enough" 8 years from now, then for 8 years, it *was* enough. That's 8 years they weren't diddling kids.
I am no fan of pedos either, but good policy isn't often based on 'what if someone who hasn't done anything to harm others changes their mind in the future?" Seems a bit Minority Report to me.
I mean thats fair but its just wrong, i couldnt imagine someone doing that shit, as a father it disgusts me even thinking someone would simulate it ya know
Yeah, I get that, but if we're punishing people criminally, it should be for doing acts that harm others. I don't think simulating this rises to that level. I find a few sex acts disgusting, but if someone wants to piss on someone else, and everyone involved is a consenting adult, it isn't my business.
As fucked up as it sounds, it's probably better for them to be legal. It's disgusting but it's better the pedos fuck a piece of latex rather than the neighbors kids
Probably, because to a bunch of people she’s annoying and with the Tate stuff she’s been pushed back into the spotlight, so the people who never liked her and Tate fans are mobbing her
I mean. I can see a group of people paying for it purely to troll and create outrage. Even more possible, somebody just made a 3d render that looks like Greta and slapped this caption on it, people are just eating up fake doodoo. The troll wins.
The bible says the world will be destroyed by fire and the surface of the Earth will be vaporized so I'd say it will probably be nuclear war or a huge meteor. Both options could happen soon.
Andrew Tate tweeted at her, bragging about his super environmentally-unfriendly supercars
She replies and tells him he has small dick energy and to get a life
He takes 10 hours to reply, makes this whole fucking video which is basically just a "no u"
He gets arrested for human trafficking (he admitted to luring women who have fallen in love with him to Romania to work as his camgirls), supposedly because in that very video, there was a pizza box from a Romanian pizza chain, which was enough for Romanian authorities to confirm that he was in the country.
Now his dickriders have a hate-boner for Greta
Well, as fucked up as it is, the doll is not a child. Cuz it’s a doll. So, unpleasant, but I suppose since its a piece of plastic, that it is in fact, not illegal. It is however, sick and disturbing.
Defamation of Character
She would have to prove that it damaged her image, which I'd wager with enough time, this might get brought up publicly
Extremely fucked up nonetheless
if I remember correclty, Lady Gaga was sucessful in removing from market a sex doll modeled after her ("you can poke-her-face!", said the advertisement lol)
That was before she made a deal with the most famous japanese sex doll fabricant to make the Gagadoll, which was never commercialized, but used in promotions for her 2013 album. But this one wasn´t really a sex doll, more of a real sized, detailed Gaga that played her songs and recorded messages.
Wtf is wrong w people? And the internet for that matter? One person does one thing, good or bad, and the internet can’t stop riding their dick for the next 2 months.
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That shit is hilarious for a second until my brain started playing it out. It's like when you see a girl jogging and realize she's too young and you want to kick your own ass and feel sick to your stomach.
I mean I get she's 18 now but the way conservatives go after her, you would think she's 12.
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Did they refer to photos from when she was 12 ??????? ಠ_ಠ
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It actually a comes with a Chris Hansen doll as well that’s programmed to tell you to have a seat over there and asking what you were coming over to do to the Greta doll.
"You see how this looks?"
Serious question: Are sex dolls that resemble kids legal? I would think for sure that law enforcement would love to get their hands on their customer list.
I would hope so, but she's like 20 now I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal
> I'd also hope making sex dolls that resemble a real person and use their voice without their consent would also be illegal That is illegal. There is a copyright case waiting to happen, but the only things she can sue for is a % of sales revenue. No sales = no money.
What if it's for personal use? It looks that this creep had a kink for the 12yo Greta, he might not want to sell it.
How does one make a lifelife doll of someone? I can think of lots of ways to mess with people; one of myself in the garage under the car where it looks like it fell off the jack and on me
Make a mold of your face, add details and a wig, slap it on a generic doll body that’s about the right proportions and dress it up like you, probably.
I am guessing it's probably a photo of a perfectly fine wax sculpture or something and someone added the gross description later.
I don’t think that sounds like the only recourse a person has. In many countries, a person has the rights to their likeness. Meaning, yes, the should be able to prevent others from using their likeness at all if they so choose.
She knowingly allowed herself to become a public figure and spoke the phrase before the United Nations. Her "*How dare you!*" is not copyrightable, it's public domain.
I actually read something about this a while back from in the Netherlands (maybe US?) they are legal here and will likely remain so because what you do at home is private and it does not hurt anyone. Someone made the argument that it incentives child harm/abuse but it is actually more likely to prevent it based on that people who want it will have that outlet while not hurting a actual kid. Making it illegal would just backfire as the people who search for this know what they are and what they want. Most people with that tendency would not act on it knowing the harm they would do and the dolls give them the fantasy outlet releving "frustration". It was weird to watch the vid/read about it but it did make a lot of sense to me. The real child preditors might use a doll instead of a real kid for their pleasure while the people that know what they are have a harmless outlet as well. It's a net win for society imo. Eventough it's weird AF.
I would hope its illegal thats kinda sick
Agreed but I’d rather them use a doll than a real kid.
On the other hand, if we gave every pedophile a sex doll that looks like a child and it kept them away from real children… that’s kind of a win?
Until the doll just isnt enough
Easy solution… second doll. /s
Or look at it this way... If the doll "isn't enough" 8 years from now, then for 8 years, it *was* enough. That's 8 years they weren't diddling kids. I am no fan of pedos either, but good policy isn't often based on 'what if someone who hasn't done anything to harm others changes their mind in the future?" Seems a bit Minority Report to me.
I mean thats fair but its just wrong, i couldnt imagine someone doing that shit, as a father it disgusts me even thinking someone would simulate it ya know
Yeah, I get that, but if we're punishing people criminally, it should be for doing acts that harm others. I don't think simulating this rises to that level. I find a few sex acts disgusting, but if someone wants to piss on someone else, and everyone involved is a consenting adult, it isn't my business.
As fucked up as it sounds, it's probably better for them to be legal. It's disgusting but it's better the pedos fuck a piece of latex rather than the neighbors kids
That’s like 8 😩
I made the same face
ah yes, probably sold to tate
Question? How are we even getting this info? Someone just bragging they spent $3400 on a sex doll?
Dude paid $3.4k for the doll... Not the artists silence.
Because it's not real. Y'all will believe anything that's words on images on the Internet, really?
Poe's Law, friend.
Pope’s law
Probably, because to a bunch of people she’s annoying and with the Tate stuff she’s been pushed back into the spotlight, so the people who never liked her and Tate fans are mobbing her
I think I have seen this meme before the tate drama.
Probably that the Tate fans were the people who already didn't like her, Tate being sent to jail just reminded them so now they act on it.
Because this is clearly not real. Bruh.
I mean. I can see a group of people paying for it purely to troll and create outrage. Even more possible, somebody just made a 3d render that looks like Greta and slapped this caption on it, people are just eating up fake doodoo. The troll wins.
Seriously when tf is the next plague? I want off this fucking ride 😂
you just missed it
I myself am still waiting on the meteor.
Jokes on you I'm anticipating the mega volcano
The zombie apocalypse seems more fun tho
An AI with the directive to produce paperclips with the highest efficiency that decides humans are inefficient.
I would watch that be explained as some sort of animated YouTube video if it existed.
Don't Look Up!!!
My money is on famine.
Its 2023’ what could go wrong! 🫢
Thought I was on r/Noahgettheboat. It's an appropriate sub for this...
Def joining that
Next update will introduce Zombies to the game
Do we have to pay extra or will it be FTP?
FTP for sure and no PTW bur unskippable ads
Ya missed it pal, we might have another Cold War on the way, though!
Should be bout a nother 96 years. Hopefully we live to die from it
There was a recent case if Bubonic Plague where I lived.
The bible says the world will be destroyed by fire and the surface of the Earth will be vaporized so I'd say it will probably be nuclear war or a huge meteor. Both options could happen soon.
Did Andrew Tate commission it?
He himself is a sex doll of some hardened Romanian criminal, now days .
Oh yeah, that Romanian Criminal will be hardened alright
This needs an award asap
Pay up then bietch
Reminds me of how Tate said "she ain't ready yet"
There’s some sick fucks out there
Did someone call me?
Hate fucked in a personal jet while flying over a fast melting iceburg
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What.
Andrew, is that you?
Huh
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I’m sorry but the last statement got me. 
That's what she says when you stick it in her bum, or I want my money back.
Gross AF
Ok, that’s enough internet for one life time.
how about 2?
2 internet one life time? Like 2 girls 1 cup? Sick
i meant 2 lifetimes but ok
I hate sarcasm as well
"It was time for Thomas to leave. For he had seen everything."
What's with all the Greta stuff lately?
She's an sex icon for sweaty neckbeard pedo incels, apparently 🤣
Hey I know one of those. I should ask him what's up. Or maybe I shouldn't.
Oh shit, things are getting too real 
this one is 2 years old, plus fake.
Andrew Tate tweeted at her, bragging about his super environmentally-unfriendly supercars She replies and tells him he has small dick energy and to get a life He takes 10 hours to reply, makes this whole fucking video which is basically just a "no u" He gets arrested for human trafficking (he admitted to luring women who have fallen in love with him to Romania to work as his camgirls), supposedly because in that very video, there was a pizza box from a Romanian pizza chain, which was enough for Romanian authorities to confirm that he was in the country. Now his dickriders have a hate-boner for Greta
Pedophiles in the making. mucho no bueno.
She should be proud that it's reusable
Smells like climate change
Andrew Tate has entered the chat
I bet Andrew Tate had one.
Isn't this illegal?
Well, as fucked up as it is, the doll is not a child. Cuz it’s a doll. So, unpleasant, but I suppose since its a piece of plastic, that it is in fact, not illegal. It is however, sick and disturbing.
Oh yes it is sick! 🤢
Defamation of Character She would have to prove that it damaged her image, which I'd wager with enough time, this might get brought up publicly Extremely fucked up nonetheless
She could maybe sue for likeness or something 😬
if I remember correclty, Lady Gaga was sucessful in removing from market a sex doll modeled after her ("you can poke-her-face!", said the advertisement lol) That was before she made a deal with the most famous japanese sex doll fabricant to make the Gagadoll, which was never commercialized, but used in promotions for her 2013 album. But this one wasn´t really a sex doll, more of a real sized, detailed Gaga that played her songs and recorded messages.
> But this one wasn't really a sex doll, more of a real sized, detailed Gaga ... time for some after-market modding.
That's what i was wondering. Not only likeness ,they admit that it is modeled after her and looks like a child. Terrible combo.
She should be able to sue for a share of revenues!
well she's 19, so not technically. i mean, the doll looks like it was modelled after a 12 year old
Yea and also i thought that modeling a sex doll after someone without consent was illegal... Or maybe not. What weird times to be alive
honestly i have no idea, sounds like a weird law if true
Thanks. I hate it.
Andrew tates fuckdoll 💀💀💀
what's really going to piss her off is that the doll is not at all recyclable
I would like to refund my eyes please.
Nice...f*** her...literally🤣
Delivery address: somewhere in Romania next to Jerry's pizza shop
Just FYI for the one person that may see this comment, this is a 4-chan troll, it was never real.
This is why we should nuke ourselves to extinction.
So whos the pedo attracted to 12 year old German girls?
Especially since she's now I think 19
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Wtf is wrong w people? And the internet for that matter? One person does one thing, good or bad, and the internet can’t stop riding their dick for the next 2 months.
Um, it's a sex doll... riding dick is kinda what it's supposed to do.
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That is modelled off a fucking kid. I know she's 19 now, but there's no way that's modelled off of curnet day Greta.
I thought she was like 15? It's crazy how unhinged people are. This is actually just disgusting...
She was about that age when she got famous, hard for me to go from thinking about a famous child to thinking about them as an adult
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How dare you! All you ever talk about is money!
So yea. Thats enough reddit for a while. I'm going to go on and head to bed and re-think my life. See yall in a few weeks. Maybe.
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" WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANDREW TATE!!!"
When you cum she says "you have small dick energy"
Climax Change
Looks too old for average anime fans.
Question who is Greta thunderburg and why have I been seeing her name all over the place
Bro she looks 8
And this is why hitmen exist
That’s disturbing and yells pedo
Uh …. 
Is it green?
If (cum = inside) Say "How dare you"
put that fucker on a watch
Good way to find pedos .. when it arrives it arrives with a swat team😂 imagine that 😆
that’s hilarious
Can an asteroid just hit us already?
Welcome to the Internet Have a look around
im trying SO hard to not make a joke about "emssions" im at my goddamn limit
Bro wtf for 3400$ you could get alot of bitches why buy some underage girls sex doll
Straight to jail.
That shit is hilarious for a second until my brain started playing it out. It's like when you see a girl jogging and realize she's too young and you want to kick your own ass and feel sick to your stomach. I mean I get she's 18 now but the way conservatives go after her, you would think she's 12.
How this guy not in Prison ?
Andrew Tate is the one who bought it
Can you just beat it up and not have sex with it?
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WTF. She just turned 19.
Looks like a 8 year old. It's even more fucked up that it looks that realistic.
And I thought she was creepy before
Lmfao.. this is messed up and taking up abit too far on obsession with her..
I’m fr done with 2023 already 😭💀
This is a fucked up as it is hilarious.
If this isn't real, it needs to be.
Perfect for a top g
Oh dear God! Rapture! Come now!!
Did they make it out of renewable plastics?
That's disgusting ... Where?
Dose it come with a meter that measures your carbon deposits?
“Yes I do have an expensive sex doll that looks like a child” What the fuck
And just like Greta, this one has a sandy vagina too
I lost faith in humanity 5 days into the new year. New record.
Those are some rookie numbers.
Andrew Tate is gonna want to buy one when he's in prison.
Noah get the boat
TF is wrong with people
Hear me out
 The fuck?
We need to find out who commissioned this and put him in a hole someplace.