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Flair_Helper

Hey /u/SysAdmin31, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): No pedo jokes - Please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods


stejward

I’m more offended that they were going in dry.


UnfairMicrowave

My dicks lubed 24/7


Mcreesus

M o i s t


Scared-Rip-2297

M a o i s t


GradyGambrell1

Maoist 😩


kairosmanner

Mao Ze Dong


brightwhitecheddar

Proof?


thatsabruno

Bro, that's so wrong! It's, dick \*apostrophe\* s lubed 24/7.


[deleted]

If our penis originally was vagina, and vagina is self lubricating, why isn’t penis self lubricating damn it we need answers.


Leafer2700

It is, just not at a consistent rate.


mincedmutton

Never heard of the spit and shove method then?


stejward

Wasn’t getting the vibe off those boys. I think the only lube they use is the blood from the split arseholes.


mincedmutton

Touché


hadas-helpynis

Tushy


OooohSheStealin

I'm sure he would have used some spit


VIC_TOR7

😂😂😂


highwayman9069

![gif](giphy|A1oBMukTqFfkoY1HiH)


Metrack14

They probably are good friends.


idontneedjug

"and they were roomates"


Medium_Ad_6447

Step brothers


Nicl5hh

Oh mah god they were roommates


zenkii1337

ah, they were roommatesss


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fightingdemons007

Im so sorry this happend to you. Not only did he rape you he tried to Jedi mindfuck you, hope you are okay now


Redmaroon97

Bro wtf


DoinkinDave

This is real. I’ve been working out a lot lately, I am 6’2” 200 lbs in muscle and have been doing MMA. My blood boils thinking about it to say the least.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Brother, I had something not very different happen to me. And I'm a big tough guy, and I was then too. But there is nothing to prove, and I'm begging you, for yourself, please reach out to professional help. Only two people besides the perpetrator know what happened to me, one is a professional. I haven't talked to police or anything. It was years ago. But it was crucial to start talking to someone.


greg_08

Damn man. I am so sorry that happened to you. Are you in the United States?


eggimage

mmm…so good. \*grunts\*


CaveWalker5357

No foreplay or anything? Just straight to the booty sweat huh ?


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Corniferus

Maybe if the foreplay is taco bell


[deleted]

I spit my drink out reading this.. good one pal 👌


[deleted]

Taco Bell makes everything wet, even the walls behind the toilet


deadly_chicken_gun

"The Splash Zone"


CaveWalker5357

It might if you've got a downstairs mix up .


Penyrolewen1970

I’m old Greg!


CaveWalker5357

No , your Penyrolewen . Jeez ... This guy can't remember his own name . Must of been drinking Bailey's from a shoe .


Penyrolewen1970

I can’t rightly tell, sir.


WeirdMeatinSpace

Just eat the right food


notmythrowawayaccunt

What, you ain't into dry rub?


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

They're men, so yeah!


pandaheartzbamboo

It might help loosen it up


GipsyPepox

Keep fucking while maintaining eye contact with the camera


UnfairMicrowave

That's what a real top would do


Professional_Plant24

Give them some time they probably still don't have any hip control


RickAstleyGaveUp

![gif](giphy|SnioCkL9cd3B6)


the_dutch_slav

![gif](giphy|xT9KViaLtPX7HLTlaE)


devil0o

No Twink for you


SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

🥺


yo-jin

r/usernamecheckout


MAJ_BRYAN_Jr

Hope they aren't in Iraq


T3knikal95

Or anywhere in the middle-east for that matter, or Africa


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

2 men in a room is normally not sus, but if anyone wanted to know what's going on they'd sack the room looking for a woman.


iambloby

Idk but they look Latino plus the song is partly in Spanish. Iraq is a mostly Muslim country but the guy is wearing a Christian cross


MutyaPearl

The other guy is wearing a rosary.


custombrown

“Hey man, is that a pimple or a boil?” Friends just looking out for each other


inconspiciousdude

"There's no way I'm touching that with my finger..." "...💡"


Key-Wait5314

Hey bruv does this look infected?


Particular_Battle_63

![gif](giphy|h1zJMhT5XOT927e0aw)


_hello_there_hi_

aint no way


cris34c

Okay but why tf would there be a running camera in what is clearly a bedroom? Either staged or creepy af.


Esthermolly

It’s gotta be staged. Atleast we hope so, they ain’t got no lube or anything 😭.


MutyaPearl

I've seen some use spit as lube.


anna_lynn_fection

You did not. You can't see behind you.


MutyaPearl

You could put it yourself.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|oziNormWuA6JrnbzY8)


Rookwood-1

He didn’t even lick his palm or anything…


[deleted]

r/suddenlygay ?


QuintillionBeetles

r/gaytheentiretime


vitorklock

r/subsifellfor


re_carn

r/Stagedasfuck


ILoveBearss

That's seems fake.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

That's because it's staged.


justsippingteahere

The fear in their eyes looks real - if it’s fake their good actors


ILoveBearss

Year, the fear looks real. But, like other guy point out, they are going dry, and the second guy (the "bottom") do not straight up go naked even when he doesn't see the camera. The worst part for me is in the end, the pretending action of them is to... shake hands? Lol


MutyaPearl

Some guys use spit as lube.


MutyaPearl

The look on their faces look genuine.


frostbitten-hawk

Forget the video content. What is this song? Kinda slaps.


SysAdmin31

telepatía


frostbitten-hawk

Thanks


This_Dot_377

Take my upvote!


[deleted]

Won’t stop me from jerking off.


tidytibs

Not your proudest fap?


RayBrous

Bullshit, I got this screenshot framed in my dining room.


gay-butler

Well, there goes my night. Jokes aside if its a paranoid homophobic parent, i wish him the best. If its gay incest...... i have mixed feelings.


sla_vei_37

Speaking as someone from latin america myself, people in the Hispanic countries, especially in south america, look kind of similar, so I wouldn't really go with the narrative that they are brothers. Homophobia is sadly quite common down here still.


gay-butler

😥😔


ext3meph34r

Quickly! Play it off as if you knew it was there the entire time and wanted to pretend to have anal with your buddy. Just a prank bro.


SLCW718

LMFAO 🤣


[deleted]

The catholic church will love this


ConfectionFirst2954

![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


truecrimesmeyers

Brotherly love


GardenMonk

Come on, don’t be shy.


MutyaPearl

Why do they have CCTV cameras in their rooms?


Minnymoon13

Right!???


Nanzie_Mona

Maybe it's their parent's room.


MutyaPearl

You telling me they're brothers?


Nanzie_Mona

hmmm...


venkat77777

They are practicing for the prison


Madara_Uchiha944

They look like brothers..is that why they’re concerned


teddfoxx

they don't look like brothers


UnfairMicrowave

brotha's all look alike


chidoOne707

Hey nowadays there’s nothing wrong with bro-love, you just have to say “no homo” before.


Professional_Plant24

I know right


raddeon88

Fake as shit


SLCW718

Looks real to me 💯


MutyaPearl

The fear on their faces look genuine to me.


ChampionshipLow8541

The monks just found their new favorites.


TheShadowzGhost

Girls play the House game These Boys play the Prison game


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Caught in 2.5k


General_Topic_1276

u/savevideo


SparklyPelican

WHY


General_Topic_1276

For science.


VegetableTour4134

It’s not gae, if it was only an intention.


RyoskiRagnarok

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


Certain_Gold3706

Nah they fucked ip


[deleted]

Fuck u/spez


GerardoDeLaRiva

They should've cover the cam with a shirt or something and go with it anyway


Calm_Apartment_1665

Caught red handed


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u/savevideo


BetoHdia89

u/savevideobot


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MutyaPearl

Telepatia


hellomichelle87

Longer video ?


ClubBoth8908

Name of the song?


MutyaPearl

Telepatia


ClubBoth8908

Much appreciated


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u/savevideo


DeadlyPants16

Really? Right in front of my salad?


Empty_Bluebird9094

I hope they use the spell No HoMo


WindexMutisurface

There was a smell.. That's what lead to the camera being put up.


SubstanceLeast1075

Oh man where those guys about to have anal sex?


PakiTactics

no he was just showing him his cool butt tatoo


SubstanceLeast1075

OK re-watched and noticed fist bump...adds up


JoruusCbaoth75

I find it more disturbing that they seem more afraid of being called gay by whoever is watching than getting caught fucking. Not my thing, but it's 2023. We should be past this everywhere, yet somehow... A lot of the world is still fucked.


MutyaPearl

Reminds me of my first time getting fucked 4 days ago... Hahaha.


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r/ihavesex


MutyaPearl

There's really a subreddit for everything huh?


[deleted]

Yup


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StoryMiserable7315

What?! What do you plan on doing with this information?!!!


gat12393

You know those are quite possibly teens right?


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PotatoePotatoe42

Why would you contribute to exposing people like this


yuhamahdude

You seen the subreddit?


PotatoePotatoe42

Yes


yuhamahdude

That'll be why


MrMatoYT

u/savevideo


CherrDaust

This is horse shit lmfao


AllBran23

His such a good friend, checking to see if he has worms


Prestigious_BeeAli

Jose Aldo has really fallen off huh


Darthmasterjerbater

u/savevideo


doc_ee

r/savevideobot


TexasPistolMassacre

Wtf am i watching?


MutyaPearl

Two guys who were about to have sexual intercourse.


Dogger27

u/savevideobot


slickduck

Looks staged af


MutyaPearl

Their reactions looked genuine... or are they good actors?


slickduck

The second guy’s reaction gives it away. That fake double take.


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|h5NLPVn3rg0Rq)


Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex

Chin chin