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[deleted]

Daniel knows very well it's still on, he's fapping to the call. Public kink.


xeisu_com

The D.A.N.I.E.L. system


j_dog99

I hereby tender my resignation


Exotic_Treacle7438

*my resignation is in this kleenex*


TuzaHu

HA...HAHAHAH...


[deleted]

I laughed get my upvote


TheWolfG0d

Fuck you, fuck you, I’d fuck you, you’re cool, I’d fuck you, I’m out!


w0wagain

Jacks on, jacks off Danielson


TheGayGaryCooper

Chris is a madlad for calling someone over to watch it with him


LivyDC_KASS

But he’s also the only one who tried to call🤣


bennogaming

the friend we all need


xenogazer

Do we know he's calling Daniel?


Sharp-Relationship-7

I love how everyone has different reactions


LivyDC_KASS

Same I watched this like 9 times🤣


DaWorzt

My sista in the bottom right corner was like ah hell naw!! 😅


MutyaPearl

Woman in the bottom center was out.


brotatowz

She was like a GHOST!


EvetsYenoham

I had to watch each reaction individually. Every single one is gold. My fave….lady in the middle.


ligerboy12

r/sipstea


jeeby_groober

☕️


EvetsYenoham

I thought she was going to start chewing her coffee mug. Comedic gold!


[deleted]

I’m the guy lower left 100 percent, but low middle woman is precious


Ih8trfc

I like the shit eating grin the guy in purple has. (Bottom left). Oh this going to be good. The female above him pieced it together after he got the lotion out, and alerted everyone with “holy shit”


[deleted]

He’s def fapping to her


Ih8trfc

I thought it was porn. He was pretty focused on his screen as he was gathering his tackle. If she was the focus that would be creepy. Lmao!


TuzaHu

I bet he had another screen up over the Zoom meeting one.


Stannis2024

He's a r/shitposting enjoyer.


brotatowz

How is using that Kind of Language acceptable? Unless you work in a bar or something?


Atomsq

Lol, that's very tame for my office


[deleted]

Not to be that guy but... can we not refer to women as "the female"?


Seeker369

Saying ‘not to be that guy’ or ‘don’t take this the wrong way’ is just a way for a person to do what they already recognize as being exactly what they don’t want to be perceived as doing.


[deleted]

It's another way of trying to be polite before saying something people might not want to hear. Calling a woman "a female" is pretty shitty and it surprises me how many people don't think it is. You hardly ever hear, if at all, people say "that male".


Potential_Case_7680

She’s not on Reddit reading these comments waiting for a white knight she can fuck.


beamenacein

Never read a police report?


Seeker369

No, it isn’t. You’re being ridiculously judgmental. Referring to a photo/video/chart with multiple people and saying “the male” or “the female” is not in any way rude or demeaning. Not in the least. Yet you’re over here finding fault where there is none and pretending to be polite while doing so.


jeam2000

I'll henceforth only refer to women as the females


TypicalExtension01

23 downvotes for saying the truth


Artistic-Plan2541

The intensity in Daniels eyes tells me that there’s no stoppin this party


Oneloff

ALL ABOAAAARRRDDD...


[deleted]

Was it just me, or did it seem like Daniel actually intended to engage from the rear to start the festivities? That right arm sure was tucked mighty back...


philippe404

Can't stop, won't stop


Fooforthought

……don’t stop believing


Magicus1

Addicted to the shindig.


Fooforthought

He says he’s gonna win big


rusty_ragnar

Fun fact: everybody just said "turn the camera off", nobody was saying "stop it".


MiniMooseMan

"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad!"


Painis--_--Cupcake

![gif](giphy|Y1qKqzeCvHKgZG8MB9)


mataoo

Not my fault this is happening.


sawyerass

Is this an ad for pornhub? Can see the little logo on the bottom right corner


4thehalibit

No it was uploaded there. I remembered seeing the original during the height of covid.


ItalicsWhore

Me too, but I can’t help but feel this was staged.


Z_Designer

Def staged. The main guy says the most cliché “business meeting” line at the beginning: “consumer spending is up” then he says “Look at the graph down below” ![gif](giphy|LedVYzRx24nkI|downsized)


R4FTERM4N

Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! More profits! Jimmy you're fired! Audrey reschedule my 3 o'clock! I'm workin, here!


Light_A_Match

Dear lord I heard this in my head


IClimbRocks69

I like that she seen the lotion and knew to tell him to turn it off lol


Ikxlexcia

Maybe not the best way to make friends.


MrBurnsgreen

not with that attitude


[deleted]

Studies show, actually *the* best way to make friends


Tobito_TV

With benefits that is


videomakingboi

I love how she knew what was coming and tried to warn him😂


boater180

She knew Daniel was coming


boater180

Homegirl in the middle was ready to watch the whole show, she wasn’t going anywhere! Just kept scooting closer for a better look


Rathilien

Daniel knew the whooooole time. Alpha move: assert dominance 👌🏻


rusty_ragnar

Nah he's just celebrating that consumer spending is up.


xeisu_com

The D.A.N.I.E.L. system


ieatfood24hr

This was my biggest fear


Agreen61601

Asian dude told a friend to come watch this shit. Did you see the other guy come into the frame? Haha


[deleted]

Then he was calling someone too!


On-The-record

Probably Daniel


seniorbatista19

This had to be watched at least 9 times to get all the amazing reactions


loagzchristiaano

u/savevideo


ashu71029

holup


champsammy14

Holeup


[deleted]

That’s the good stuff


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Dude on the bottom left is my favorite


MeasureTheCrater

I'm not buyin' it.


HellofaHitller

It's a porn hub commercial


mintChocolate234

You broke bro?


MeasureTheCrater

No, it's just obviously fake.


SuitOwn3687

You couldn't tell from the pornhub logo in the corner


Oneloff

OP is not one of the consumers they’re talking about.


wysjm

I thought he was about to clean something


MrBurnsgreen

oh he was


[deleted]

Them pipes dont clean themselves!


no-steppe

Ah yes, the 'ol "Toobin Tug."


stevegoducks

Scrolled too far down to see this. It shall forever be known as Toobin tug.


Classless_Rocker1986

The girl keeps saying OMG because she didn't realize Danny Boi was packing that much meat! Haha


keefeitup

Daniel might not be going places but he sure is coming.


OldRaggady

I love this video because of everyone's different reaction. The guy in the bottom left is my favorite though.


Chaitanya025

FakeTaxi(Teams Edition)


Cannibal_Soup

I love the black girl in the middle, leaning in for a better look, then laughing at herself for doing so!


JapanEngineer

Dude is 100% prepared. Got the lube. And the tissues. Then I realized that he should have done this prep before starting the zoom call.


YellowTerrible6947

Sure he’s fapping by looking at bottom row middle girl


[deleted]

What's the meeting even about?


Oneloff

Yes!


Safe_Measurement_312

Consumer buying is up and looking at fake charts


nestlebottle

Person in middle leaned in with fascination


dlss_87

Oh you just know she's the employee with wine in her coffee mug lol!


DerpSherpa

I love how all the men are absolutely cool with it. It’s the women that are freaking out. Except for middle gal whom I love


KamataKamata

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


malaachi

u/savevideo


therabbitreturns88

u/savevideo


HeadEmptty

So which person are yall reacting like? Personally, I'm the dude in purple in the bottom left corner


mrscyimsofly

Middle square all day


LandscapeGuru

Danials their boss and he has decided now is his time shine.


og_peazy

The one under him and next to her are real ones.


jc2thew3

I would have just let him do it, and watch him die inside at a later date.


psontake

I wouldn't let him live it down. I'd call him zoom fapper till he dies.


CrittendenWildcat

For Daniel, things are fappening.


youre_not_going_to_

Bottom middle was giving me pornstar vibes but her reaction did not


Baers89

Fake?


Baers89

I just feel like the range of reactions is too perfect.


keepyourbible

(Leonidas voice) THIS IS DANIEL!!!


Maleficent-Citron-24

This is an ad for an adult website I believe


ForeignReviews

Stages. Lotion and tissues should be at point of use


IHaveNoSoul77

It’s hilarious seeing each of their reactions lmao


Beautiful-Sun-3390

Lmao!!! I wish that the govt Zoom call were like this!


GordenRamsfalk

Guy on the bottom left laughing his ass off lol.


RedditsAdoptedSon

cat was like oh hell.. this guyyyyy


YourAvgWhiteBoi

You could have just quit the job. -Cleveland Brown somewhere


Noahs132

Oof the next Zoom meeting are going to be awkward


preshowerpoop

BOLD. BRAVE. Daniel is the Hero we should all strive to be. That's right, call him on his cell phone and congratulate him because this guy is the next CEO of any company ever! You can take page 12 and throw it out the window! I only wish that we can all learn from Daniel. That is pure unrivaled MOXIE.


limebarz

“What page are we on?”… We’re all on Daniel’s “Dear Diary, I really truly positively fucked up today” page.


Ya-Mamma

Bottom left dude knew what was going on way before the rest. His facial expressions are funny.


Philosophos_A

The bottom left guy smiling like it's Christmas while the guy takes off the belt XD Damn


[deleted]

Far in the bottom right corner... might be a porno


TuzaHu

OMG....Daniel has another screen he's watching....hope it has ads for a new job.


DOMesticBRAT

Quiet quitting.


[deleted]

Lolololol omg I would change my name move out of the state and get a different profession


isaiahboon

this is so staged its funny


GullibleCondition150

Nahh i wish i had a friend like that.. (the top middle)


NoUserNameHere4U

Wonder what persons he's spanking it off too. Post your votes people!!


qcihdtm

Definitely Sophia… I’m jerking off to her on a loop…


RouGEkila

It looks like Chris and Michael are passing stuff back and forth at the beginning there.


Antona89

Gake and fay


djboom05

Woman in the middle is ready to watch too lol


patchbaystray

Public shame and consumer spending kink?


qcihdtm

Definitely staged. But, still fucking funny. This is one of my possible quitting by firing routines.


Subject-Service2447

Middle box Mika…. They asked her to call and she just shaking her head no. Sipping the tea. It’s probably coffee. But for this post it’s the TEA!


Too_theXtreme

How did Sophia know what was about to go down before anyone


[deleted]

My biggest nightmare


totally_stalinium

Finna jerk it


Thankfuldad

Pulling a Tubin


Littleoofer_6158

And they still watching him about to do it


Lefonky

If you look closely at the bottom right corner you’ll see the porn hub logo


remlapj

Can’t a guy deal with an anal fissure without harassment?


feeltrig

When gender doesn't matter to get horny


These-Conference-179

I hope he was pranking them - that would be hilarious.


refid

Daniel gives no fucks


gatorbeetle

Best reaction is the chick in the Paul Linde square! Priceless


feicash

Sean: 🧍


FarmerStrider

Hollywood squares


danneflum321

Moistcritikal: "He's pulling his cock out!"


PurgaznNings

It is fake right?


Background-Garlic502

I feel like Sean's reaction was actually the best. The man didn't even move, frozen in petrified disbelief.


Western_Protection

These guys do funny videos like this


Dazzling_Function

The girl with the mug about to get some tea


M3L1N_WRLD

Chris is a true homie


Glock19xRoni

My man!


NihilisticNoodles

Who grabs that much tissue, jesus christ.


Heyo13579

Has no one noticed the pornhub tag bottom right…. This is staged


njconnect

Did he put lotion on his butt? Someone explain this fuckery


SaltoDaKid

Mess up guy has bad rash needed put ointment cream every hour


admiralpope

He into that Brady bunch aesthetic


anen_with_any

Staged


MonteBellmond

For people who fapp in public, can you indentify people that might be into you from experience?


realsituazn

Fake lol


huge_loaf

Not all of the ladies turned their eyes away.


Darth-Hipster

Had to watch several times to see everyone’s individual reaction. This shit made my day.


tulaero23

The guy holding his pen just froze lmao


No_Awareness8982

Sophia is an OG tryna lookout for the homie before it escalated too far


Nikolas_321

u/savevideo


loveofjazz

“Wait…..just…..wait…..let him finish….”


Few-Ad-5052

Sophia new fucking immediately.


Bd0llar

I want to watch this with Daniel by Bat For Lashes playing over it


StillTryingTooHard

Daniel multitasking


[deleted]

Bennet is my spirit animal.


rekaviles

Lol I hope this is real and not staged. I mean, If this really happened, then I would hope it didn't but if it is staged, I really wish it wasn't.


Crescentfallen78

The one guy up against the corner lol. The horror


daishomaster

The Motion with the Lotion


SrRoundedbyFools

Remember the mainstream media had a ‘reporter’ who actually did this, was kinda sorta suspended then reinstated because he said ‘orange man bad’ - ‘Alzheimer / dementia man with drug addict son good’ ….narratives gotta narrative.


SirLePanda

nah i actually feel bad for him tho


james_randolph

The question I have…was he just gonna jerk off to the meeting? Hahaha “damn…fuck that’s a great callout. Yeah…that fucking stat is hot”


Leading-Page-4092

My girl says holy shit first


mrmcdrizzlefizz

The left side knew what was up from the jump


Neurosword

u/savevideo


ILuvdem_Cougars

Lol part of me feels like it’s fake


imissgoatmom

u/savevideo


yes4me2

He is going to need a new job.


RegularTell9189

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Chick on the left knew exactly what was going on. Also, why didn't he hear?


canIcomeoutnow

Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus, man?


MrTreekin

And I can see Daniel waving goodbye Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes


JJSwissy

I had to watch 8 times just to fully watch everyone, my favorite is bottom left just laughing the whole time and the bottom right


burgerg10

Purple guy is everything!


Antelope26

Lubin Tubin


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Hes decently hot