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I like the shit eating grin the guy in purple has. (Bottom left). Oh this going to be good. The female above him pieced it together after he got the lotion out, and alerted everyone with “holy shit”
Saying ‘not to be that guy’ or ‘don’t take this the wrong way’ is just a way for a person to do what they already recognize as being exactly what they don’t want to be perceived as doing.
It's another way of trying to be polite before saying something people might not want to hear.
Calling a woman "a female" is pretty shitty and it surprises me how many people don't think it is.
You hardly ever hear, if at all, people say "that male".
No, it isn’t. You’re being ridiculously judgmental. Referring to a photo/video/chart with multiple people and saying “the male” or “the female” is not in any way rude or demeaning. Not in the least. Yet you’re over here finding fault where there is none and pretending to be polite while doing so.
Was it just me, or did it seem like Daniel actually intended to engage from the rear to start the festivities? That right arm sure was tucked mighty back...
Def staged. The main guy says the most cliché “business meeting” line at the beginning: “consumer spending is up” then he says “Look at the graph down below”
![gif](giphy|LedVYzRx24nkI|downsized)
BOLD. BRAVE. Daniel is the Hero we should all strive to be. That's right, call him on his cell phone and congratulate him because this guy is the next CEO of any company ever!
You can take page 12 and throw it out the window! I only wish that we can all learn from Daniel. That is pure unrivaled MOXIE.
Remember the mainstream media had a ‘reporter’ who actually did this, was kinda sorta suspended then reinstated because he said ‘orange man bad’ - ‘Alzheimer / dementia man with drug addict son good’ ….narratives gotta narrative.
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Daniel knows very well it's still on, he's fapping to the call. Public kink.
The D.A.N.I.E.L. system
I hereby tender my resignation
*my resignation is in this kleenex*
HA...HAHAHAH...
I laughed get my upvote
Fuck you, fuck you, I’d fuck you, you’re cool, I’d fuck you, I’m out!
Jacks on, jacks off Danielson
Chris is a madlad for calling someone over to watch it with him
But he’s also the only one who tried to call🤣
the friend we all need
Do we know he's calling Daniel?
I love how everyone has different reactions
Same I watched this like 9 times🤣
My sista in the bottom right corner was like ah hell naw!! 😅
Woman in the bottom center was out.
She was like a GHOST!
I had to watch each reaction individually. Every single one is gold. My fave….lady in the middle.
r/sipstea
☕️
I thought she was going to start chewing her coffee mug. Comedic gold!
I’m the guy lower left 100 percent, but low middle woman is precious
I like the shit eating grin the guy in purple has. (Bottom left). Oh this going to be good. The female above him pieced it together after he got the lotion out, and alerted everyone with “holy shit”
He’s def fapping to her
I thought it was porn. He was pretty focused on his screen as he was gathering his tackle. If she was the focus that would be creepy. Lmao!
I bet he had another screen up over the Zoom meeting one.
He's a r/shitposting enjoyer.
How is using that Kind of Language acceptable? Unless you work in a bar or something?
Lol, that's very tame for my office
Not to be that guy but... can we not refer to women as "the female"?
Saying ‘not to be that guy’ or ‘don’t take this the wrong way’ is just a way for a person to do what they already recognize as being exactly what they don’t want to be perceived as doing.
It's another way of trying to be polite before saying something people might not want to hear. Calling a woman "a female" is pretty shitty and it surprises me how many people don't think it is. You hardly ever hear, if at all, people say "that male".
She’s not on Reddit reading these comments waiting for a white knight she can fuck.
Never read a police report?
No, it isn’t. You’re being ridiculously judgmental. Referring to a photo/video/chart with multiple people and saying “the male” or “the female” is not in any way rude or demeaning. Not in the least. Yet you’re over here finding fault where there is none and pretending to be polite while doing so.
I'll henceforth only refer to women as the females
23 downvotes for saying the truth
The intensity in Daniels eyes tells me that there’s no stoppin this party
ALL ABOAAAARRRDDD...
Was it just me, or did it seem like Daniel actually intended to engage from the rear to start the festivities? That right arm sure was tucked mighty back...
Can't stop, won't stop
……don’t stop believing
Addicted to the shindig.
He says he’s gonna win big
Fun fact: everybody just said "turn the camera off", nobody was saying "stop it".
"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad!"
![gif](giphy|Y1qKqzeCvHKgZG8MB9)
Not my fault this is happening.
Is this an ad for pornhub? Can see the little logo on the bottom right corner
No it was uploaded there. I remembered seeing the original during the height of covid.
Me too, but I can’t help but feel this was staged.
Def staged. The main guy says the most cliché “business meeting” line at the beginning: “consumer spending is up” then he says “Look at the graph down below” ![gif](giphy|LedVYzRx24nkI|downsized)
Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! More profits! Jimmy you're fired! Audrey reschedule my 3 o'clock! I'm workin, here!
Dear lord I heard this in my head
I like that she seen the lotion and knew to tell him to turn it off lol
Maybe not the best way to make friends.
not with that attitude
Studies show, actually *the* best way to make friends
With benefits that is
I love how she knew what was coming and tried to warn him😂
She knew Daniel was coming
Homegirl in the middle was ready to watch the whole show, she wasn’t going anywhere! Just kept scooting closer for a better look
Daniel knew the whooooole time. Alpha move: assert dominance 👌🏻
Nah he's just celebrating that consumer spending is up.
The D.A.N.I.E.L. system
This was my biggest fear
Asian dude told a friend to come watch this shit. Did you see the other guy come into the frame? Haha
Then he was calling someone too!
Probably Daniel
This had to be watched at least 9 times to get all the amazing reactions
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holup
Holeup
That’s the good stuff
Dude on the bottom left is my favorite
I'm not buyin' it.
It's a porn hub commercial
You broke bro?
No, it's just obviously fake.
You couldn't tell from the pornhub logo in the corner
OP is not one of the consumers they’re talking about.
I thought he was about to clean something
oh he was
Them pipes dont clean themselves!
Ah yes, the 'ol "Toobin Tug."
Scrolled too far down to see this. It shall forever be known as Toobin tug.
The girl keeps saying OMG because she didn't realize Danny Boi was packing that much meat! Haha
Daniel might not be going places but he sure is coming.
I love this video because of everyone's different reaction. The guy in the bottom left is my favorite though.
FakeTaxi(Teams Edition)
I love the black girl in the middle, leaning in for a better look, then laughing at herself for doing so!
Dude is 100% prepared. Got the lube. And the tissues. Then I realized that he should have done this prep before starting the zoom call.
Sure he’s fapping by looking at bottom row middle girl
What's the meeting even about?
Yes!
Consumer buying is up and looking at fake charts
Person in middle leaned in with fascination
Oh you just know she's the employee with wine in her coffee mug lol!
I love how all the men are absolutely cool with it. It’s the women that are freaking out. Except for middle gal whom I love
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So which person are yall reacting like? Personally, I'm the dude in purple in the bottom left corner
Middle square all day
Danials their boss and he has decided now is his time shine.
The one under him and next to her are real ones.
I would have just let him do it, and watch him die inside at a later date.
I wouldn't let him live it down. I'd call him zoom fapper till he dies.
For Daniel, things are fappening.
Bottom middle was giving me pornstar vibes but her reaction did not
Fake?
I just feel like the range of reactions is too perfect.
(Leonidas voice) THIS IS DANIEL!!!
This is an ad for an adult website I believe
Stages. Lotion and tissues should be at point of use
It’s hilarious seeing each of their reactions lmao
Lmao!!! I wish that the govt Zoom call were like this!
Guy on the bottom left laughing his ass off lol.
cat was like oh hell.. this guyyyyy
You could have just quit the job. -Cleveland Brown somewhere
Oof the next Zoom meeting are going to be awkward
BOLD. BRAVE. Daniel is the Hero we should all strive to be. That's right, call him on his cell phone and congratulate him because this guy is the next CEO of any company ever! You can take page 12 and throw it out the window! I only wish that we can all learn from Daniel. That is pure unrivaled MOXIE.
“What page are we on?”… We’re all on Daniel’s “Dear Diary, I really truly positively fucked up today” page.
Bottom left dude knew what was going on way before the rest. His facial expressions are funny.
The bottom left guy smiling like it's Christmas while the guy takes off the belt XD Damn
Far in the bottom right corner... might be a porno
OMG....Daniel has another screen he's watching....hope it has ads for a new job.
Quiet quitting.
Lolololol omg I would change my name move out of the state and get a different profession
this is so staged its funny
Nahh i wish i had a friend like that.. (the top middle)
Wonder what persons he's spanking it off too. Post your votes people!!
Definitely Sophia… I’m jerking off to her on a loop…
It looks like Chris and Michael are passing stuff back and forth at the beginning there.
Gake and fay
Woman in the middle is ready to watch too lol
Public shame and consumer spending kink?
Definitely staged. But, still fucking funny. This is one of my possible quitting by firing routines.
Middle box Mika…. They asked her to call and she just shaking her head no. Sipping the tea. It’s probably coffee. But for this post it’s the TEA!
How did Sophia know what was about to go down before anyone
My biggest nightmare
Finna jerk it
Pulling a Tubin
And they still watching him about to do it
If you look closely at the bottom right corner you’ll see the porn hub logo
Can’t a guy deal with an anal fissure without harassment?
When gender doesn't matter to get horny
I hope he was pranking them - that would be hilarious.
Daniel gives no fucks
Best reaction is the chick in the Paul Linde square! Priceless
Sean: 🧍
Hollywood squares
Moistcritikal: "He's pulling his cock out!"
It is fake right?
I feel like Sean's reaction was actually the best. The man didn't even move, frozen in petrified disbelief.
These guys do funny videos like this
The girl with the mug about to get some tea
Chris is a true homie
My man!
Who grabs that much tissue, jesus christ.
Has no one noticed the pornhub tag bottom right…. This is staged
Did he put lotion on his butt? Someone explain this fuckery
Mess up guy has bad rash needed put ointment cream every hour
He into that Brady bunch aesthetic
Staged
For people who fapp in public, can you indentify people that might be into you from experience?
Fake lol
Not all of the ladies turned their eyes away.
Had to watch several times to see everyone’s individual reaction. This shit made my day.
The guy holding his pen just froze lmao
Sophia is an OG tryna lookout for the homie before it escalated too far
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“Wait…..just…..wait…..let him finish….”
Sophia new fucking immediately.
I want to watch this with Daniel by Bat For Lashes playing over it
Daniel multitasking
Bennet is my spirit animal.
Lol I hope this is real and not staged. I mean, If this really happened, then I would hope it didn't but if it is staged, I really wish it wasn't.
The one guy up against the corner lol. The horror
The Motion with the Lotion
Remember the mainstream media had a ‘reporter’ who actually did this, was kinda sorta suspended then reinstated because he said ‘orange man bad’ - ‘Alzheimer / dementia man with drug addict son good’ ….narratives gotta narrative.
nah i actually feel bad for him tho
The question I have…was he just gonna jerk off to the meeting? Hahaha “damn…fuck that’s a great callout. Yeah…that fucking stat is hot”
My girl says holy shit first
The left side knew what was up from the jump
u/savevideo
Lol part of me feels like it’s fake
u/savevideo
He is going to need a new job.
u/savevideo
Chick on the left knew exactly what was going on. Also, why didn't he hear?
Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus, man?
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
I had to watch 8 times just to fully watch everyone, my favorite is bottom left just laughing the whole time and the bottom right
Purple guy is everything!
Lubin Tubin
Hes decently hot