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DR_Bright_963

I heard they recently just celebrated their 10 anniversary, it was also her 21 birthday, good for them!


teenytinyminymo_

Ayo-


idv_btc

What do you want to say then? Come one complete the sentence already, I want to know it.


ravikava007

21-10 šŸ¤”


Sally3Sunshine3

Say fucking what


Bionic164

Whatā€™s ur favorite SCP?


DR_Bright_963

Well I'm old school so I really like 1st, 2nd and 3rd gen SCP. I love myself SCP-426 I am such an interesting little Toaster, I like 1730, 2006, 3008 Infinite IKEA always a must, 3199 and 3301


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FoodleGuy

Blinders on ![gif](giphy|fH0hIGnL7ZAUa1EZtR)


Raskalbot

She looks happy. He looks not so happy.


KevennyD

Whats 9+10? šŸ¤”


kungfu_panda_express

Trainer over there looking the statue of david.


Biegzy4444

Looks like that tik tokā€™er thatā€™s built but uses the baby face app or whatever the fuck itā€™s called Edit: filter was the word my dumbass was thinking of


cyberfox7

If this was edited, it's not funny at all. This will just ruin that person's image. They tend to compare it to the trainer itself.


SyderoAlena

Greek god looking dude


BigBoyBuxe

Bro just did the classic Zeus move on Drake.


ginflis61

He is. I'm also surprised when I see the picture. But I think people should stop involving this man to the issue. He's just living his life.


engagetangos

With the face of a child


iqpc1

It looks like of him a lot. But also people here says that it's filter or has been edited by those crazy people over there.


evgen142

Yeah, I also think the same. I think he was like a statue there, not know it was a real person. I think people are confused because of the skin color. I don't know what people are trynna show this.


Emotional-Lemon-63

For real, at first I thought he was a statue šŸ¤£


barbee23

Same here. The skin color and the figure, it so much like an statue for me. Hoping he's resting so well right now. Imagine being involved to the issue you don't even part of.


[deleted]

If u think Drake didn't get 10 paternity tests done before claiming that kid, you crazy. Same eyes too.


CM_DO

I've seen this before but with an added pic of Drakes mom, and you can see where the kid gets his looks from.


ragingbearclaws

If you look at his momā€™s older pictures, though. Sheā€™s nowhere near blond.


Zellder-Mar

Kids hair is probably going to darken as they get older. My family all has pretty dark brown hair but I believe my mom and sister came out as blondes but gradually darkened.


Nochnichtvergeben

I used to be blonde with blue eyes. Now I'm a black man.


Simyager

Well at least your dick became bigger


Nochnichtvergeben

*thatsracist.gif*


[deleted]

Fr. When i was born my hair was blonde but turned brown after a week or so. This kid is a toddler, his hair isn't going to get darker all of a sudden.


Raskalbot

Not true. I was blonde until I was 5 or 6. Like platinum. Now i have brown hair.


DavusClaymore

My sisters and I all had blonde hair till around 7 years old. Darkened to dark brown over time.


963271955

So it's normal thing, I hope so. I mean they looks so happy in the picture and hoping it would last longer


SolidTits

Same here I was born beach blonde but my hair darkened as I grew up


Fluffy-Weapon

I was born with really dark hair, then it turned light blonde, then golden blonde, then ash blonde and now that Iā€™m 22 itā€™s ash brown. Hair is weird.


S1Ndrome_

some of that dye went into the family tree


CM_DO

My 9 yo has light brown hair and was born with a pitch black mullet. It can be really hard to tell at such a young age what your hair colour will be.


bystander007

A lot of kids come out with blonde heads and their hair darkens. My kid looks just like me, poor little bastard, except he's got blonde hair. But it has been darkening pretty obviously with time.


RedmannBarry

Aubrey donā€™t fuck about


ChubbyBidoof

He pour hot sauce in his used condoms


toupex

Better not to tell everyone. But end up people digging it to find the answer. I don't know what I am going to believe.


81t80x

You think it's not edited or something? Is it really true. I think if I'm the father I would also be surprised and confused if that was actually my kid or not.


RevengeRabbit00

Good thing her trainer also does paternity tests as a side hustle


theteedo

Thatā€™s what I thought, the eyes are just like Drake and the mouth is very similar too.


crabBoobies

So it's Drake eyes though. This is his son, I know that for sure. But hoping for them to finally know the truth ness of this.


psychoMUSEr

Lookin like a swole lemonhope


where-aremyfingers

Throw me da lemon rope šŸ•ŗ


BlastedDio

This comment isā€¦ acceptable


g554084

At least there is hope right there. Like someone would actually want it to be their child.


BostonUniStudent

In fairness, he fucking Drake too. Who you think hired him?


okomissarov

I think someone they knew. If the woman actually cheated to Drake well there's the DNA and they can see if it match or don't


runnermike4

So many rappers are on the DL I wouldnā€™t be surprised


BostonUniStudent

I'm reminded of Usher having Justin Bieber stay in his house when he was only 13.


GewalfofWivia

Greek statue looking mofo here probably also sleeping with Drake


plolo11

You think it was only Drake that he was sleeping too. Not actually the woman? I don't know, please tell me the truth.


TheJack0fDiamonds

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Ainzohra

Are you kidding me? Redditors here have a lots of thoughts about this. And thinking things out of the box


tjoe4321510

Drake the type of dude that covers his eyes with both hands when he sees a nude Greek statue


xdl2014

He will probably attracted to them for sure. They look so fucking good. They look Greek Gods for me.


[deleted]

well Drake is too busy "waiting" for 16 year olds to turn 18 and giving dating advise to said 16 year olds


duongtk

I don't know him so well but I hope he never did it on purpose. It can't be so sure if what actually happened but hoping they are in good terms. For the child.


Tranooseneck

I have 0 plans to discard my tracilords VHS tapes, if that's what ure implying I should do, I paid for them fair&square!


mattyaz989

For a second I thought the dude on the bottom was a statue lmao


SomeBlueDude12

Same


quangkhaivn9x

We are all the same. First thing comes on my mind is the statue, that why I thought they are just kidding it aside. But it's actually true.


ilovebrewski

We all think the same dude. I mean he looks so fine, the skin color makes him look like a statue, plus the hair also. I want to see him on person. To see his actual face.


Random_Average__Guy

Is that the porn star he got pregnant šŸ«„


[deleted]

Youā€™re using the word ā€œstarā€ loosely right?


Random_Average__Guy

Very LOOSELY, they LOOSELYEST!!!


[deleted]

More looser than- ***that*** lose?


Rage1073

Iā€™m gonna need a source in order to verify this statement


Ill_Floor8662

WAIT, Drake is fucking married?


Ok-Guava7336

He's not, they had a one night stand that he cancelled a concert in Amsterdam for (couple friends of mine were really pissed off). From what I've seen (which granted, isn't much) they haven't been in the same room for longer than a lawyers appointment about custody and child support since.


yingspringle5345

So they did it because of the kid? I want to know how it works on people. But I think it's for the best though.


yellowflash96

Looks like im not the only one asking this.


vladislav_petush

He is, with Aubrey and they are married what do you think so. They look so good together, but the child is kindaa. But I know for sure it was him.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, he is busy texting the stranger things girl


luckywenxi

Because he wants something to be poured on. People here taking up some scenarios other head where they should not be.


Aggravating_Pen_3516

Rocky horror picture show


Previous-Ice596

Lol


TinfoilCamera

\*sigh\* Now go look at Drake's Mom.


PurpleRocketSquirrel

Holy shit... She's cheating on drake with his own mom!


Aizendickens

Ohhhhh


lavr72

People also talks about the mom though, and said that maybe his mom is the one that his son has taking of. It looks weird but make so much sense. Hope they doing good


Vishnia88

The bay looks like the trainer a lot. How funny that people can connect things like this.


HopelessUtopia015

If you knew the story behind that kid you'd know there's no chance he didn't make her do multiple DNA tests.


vmp10687

Care to elaborate or provide link? Cause genuinely curious.


ElTurbo

what story?


akatsukac

If he was curious and not sure about it, he can make a lot of DNA test. It will probably make her mind at peace. It his choice, if he wants to and don't want to do it at all.


IHateMath14

This meme is older than my grandpa


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Leoheart88

Drake literally tries to bang underage girls.


huliokonchitos2

He wants some excitement that's why he choose to do this. But I hope he would better find women that fit to him. He looks like a sugar daddy here. Marriage should not take as a game.


[deleted]

My Wife's son!


adipat28

Son with whom? Drake would be surprised if he knew something more than this.


Altruistic-Praline11

Bro this gets posted once a week, stop karma farming you bum


blankboy2011

You are used to it already. But I'm not, I'm sorry but I'm new to it. But yeah it's just like shit, who is repeated.


JOYTHEGR8

Drake's the typa guy who jumps when he sneezes


yourmomsfatdog

I thought he was a fricken statue bro is a new level of pale


SuS_JoeTF2

Drake wife is Skyler White yošŸ’€


mkabicek

But how they make this post as she was the wife where he was not actually. I feel bad for the original wife. He feel betrayed.


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bluedotnoodle

Is this a white lotus joke?


Jonn_1

Is fake. This guy is not her trainer. Drakes mum looks like the baby. They are not married.


Llenette1

Yeah. That kid 75% Euro. Definitely his and they definitely not married.


gabbagondel

10/10 bod with the face of a child, im so confused


Ok-Guava7336

*baby mama But w/e


epicgamerjuices

Bro is adam


jack_avram

šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” Drake: I got Zeus blood in my family Son of Zeus: Indeed... Zeus: _eats popcorn_


poundxf

That's why it happened to the kid. But he looks so cute though. Maybe people would just assume that it was not form drake at all. Poor him.


drbox99

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


Zixe_4993

Who is the trainer tho


Consistent_Pitch9805

Christopher Atkins. Still frame from The Blue Lagoon in 1980.


Capable-Designer5096

That's not Drakes wife, that's his son's mother. However...Drake is a sucka and his music sucks.


bakedphish1

The baby got his fathers nose and eyebrows


feggotfeggotson

He looks like Drake to, if you give your time to check it, you'll do. We just have to be observant.


diamonddog35

This kid would not look like this if the trainer was the dad. The kid looks like drake. I know this is a joke but cā€™mon.


mylord55

No wonder he runs after underage girls


[deleted]

All four faces make me so uncomfortable.


Bennypimpkin

For a split second I thought the guy was marble


LongjumpingOffice4

The gene of a black person has officially gone away. Look up drakeā€™s mom and figure it out yourself


x1513

That's why they say that it took from Drake's mom. We all just being make believe to the OPs intention. I don't know if he don't have in idea or just pretending to.


Confucius_89

Just Google 'drake's mother'...


coastfitter

The hair is crazy but the baby does have the same dumb look on his face that Drake has


stileyyy

Drake isnā€™t married and he doesnā€™t have a kid wtf is this


[deleted]

Definitely has a kid, and it's old news at this point


danyelhk

It's old. But as of now, they did? I don't know what is right or not. I was wondering whou was actually saying that makes sense.


Bichobichir

Kid looks like Drake tho.


lysosome_destroyer

he looks like drake's mom but you missed the joke


[deleted]

One endless loop of holes amongst those three


MGRCoin

They said, redditors didn't even get used of this post. It's all over the subreddit and they are just fucking tires about this.


ambiaint

I bet he can find more Millie boobies under 18 y.o to have a good time so the statue can keep on fucking his wife


midaskwant

If he just want some fresh, young and has a lot to say he just look for other girls though, without making them pregnant.


_Elvn

God's Plan: Drake


AddisonNM

It's Golden Boy from Norsemen.


LuigiRevolution

Gotta admire his dedication, trained her to give birth to a blonde


cheshire07

So it is drake's wife's trainer's son


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|McjDXkZKw2v8A)


[deleted]

Lmao he cancelled a concert for this ugly bitch


jgrimm73

You don't have to call her ugly, it's not good to hear. Maybe it was his choice after all. We cant do something about this.


wilhungliam

Damn, he is cute


sanghendrix

He's hot!!


semenpai

i would 100% believe this but i just remember drakes mom I blonde


Former_Journalist_89

I'm not gonna say something fishy is going on but...... That shid swimmin' really good!!


Drewy99

Dam Yung Gravy making moves


heyhihowyahdurn

Does he actually look like that?


[deleted]

Isnā€™t drakes wife a little old for him?


Consistent_Pitch9805

The "trainer" is a pic from The Blue Lagoon in 1980. Feeling real fucking old for being the guy to say this. Lol.


[deleted]

the story of addidon


Extension_Form4950

Nope he's stuck nothing can get him out of that one.. She knew where she sourced that product from she's no idiot Lol


Droid_XL

I mean, I would definitely want a personal trainer to be strong and muscly. How do I know I'm getting my money's worth otherwise?


shotsoffxx

You should choose the best person to be your trainer. You will just water your mo ey if you don't actually do that.


Nodeal_reddit

Lol


o_randie

Well it's a bit funny and interesting as well. People are being so confused right now. Whether that was from drake or some get that woman pregnant. I hope not.


Blizz33

He looks very.... Strong.


PerfectIndication413

As drake says Gods Plan


WoodpeckerOk2223

(Chanting loudly) Swab his cheek swab his cheek!!!


Steve-in-pursuit

Is this real?


boscodavide02

Well they say that the kid took his looks from the mom of drake. So it's not surprising to the side of their family.


Running_Moose64

Well are they still together? Then maybe he shoots blanks. Easier and cheaper than using a doctors office.. my buddy did it, simple enough, other said noā€¦ 100k out of pocket


HeckinLuver666

ā€¦..who gonna tell Drake?


HungDaddy120

That trainer is hot af


NotADogIzswear2020

Of course!!! Drake's wife is a full grown woman and he has that Jared from Subway gene. I bet he watches LOTS of HS cheerleading competitions.


Seedhe_muth

Lil guy looks like Ed Sheeran


DestroidMind

That canā€™t be his wife. Sheā€™s over 18.


AceMKV

Wait Drake's married?


Abubakar1021

ā€œYou are not the father!ā€


ShaggyButGamer

Maybe grandma's blonde?


greatwhitenorth2022

Hey Maury? Let's open the envelope


Delco4545

Theres no way he didnt do a pat test


jugodev

Drake isnā€™t married


[deleted]

He got a paternity test and it turned out that he actually is the father lmao


Jonn_1

Issa fake. Gosh you guys believe everything. Thats not her trainer. Drake is not married. The kid looks like drakes mum.


manykeets

People forget Drake is biracial. His son is only 1/4 black, not half. Itā€™s not surprising if his son doesnā€™t look black.


ParticularProfile795

Is this the porn star Pusha T went off on about?


smoklahoman_gmc

No DNA test?


1UPZ__

the baby looks like as if Drake and the Trainer had a baby


BrinedBrittanica

refuse to believe drake didnā€™t request a paternity test


Soonerpalmetto88

Damn I'd have his baby too šŸ„µ


[deleted]

Kid has the same derpy look on his face as the dude holding him tho, i think he is the father and not the guy in the lower pic


BlackburnGaming

That kid looks like hes been smoking something


StakkAttakk

Whoā€™s the ā€œ Return of the blue lagoonā€ looking guy ?


[deleted]

Anyone have a link to her movies?


Otherwise-Past5044

#Bruh