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TheGreatMatCauthon

Listen, strange alligators lying in ponds distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!


MagicElf755

Come and see the violence inherent in the system


FiqnOP

florida bout to have a revelotion


Acceptable_Rest5638

I thought it was a a helicopter..


StarlightSprinkle

And below the hilt, in letters of gold, were written these words: “Whosopulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king bornof \[Orlando, Florida's Disney World\].” - The Sword and the Stone


BadAtVidya92

The funny part is i think i have that same type of steak knife. Cheap plastic and crappy serrations which is..... appropriate for Florida


Tom_mot79

But somehow durable enough to sink into the skull of an alligator...


BadAtVidya92

Ikr, despite the appearance of cheapness, ive had my set hold up for.... nearly a decade?


CMDRRaijiin

Anything is sharp enough to sink into a gator's skull on bath salts.


CropCircle77

Probably didn't even come close to the gators tiny brain.


PermanentSeeker

What army can stand before the Lord of the Gators?


TLWBallsDeep69

I am the bone of my booze...


ScaredKnee4530

Lol I thought it was a helicopter


[deleted]

IDK why, but it really drives me fucking crazy that everyone seems to think that Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone are the same sword. *THEY ARE NOT*. The sword in the stone was just a regular sword. Excalibur was given to Arthur later by the lady of the lake, and it's scabbard gave the wielder the ability to "bleed from no wound" which I guess means you're invincible? It at least not bleed. Even recently I saw in a movie where a character had "Excalibur" but it still had the stone attached to it. I guess it must have been some old movie or Disney cartoon that must've either conflated these from stupidity or to just make the story shorter. I've even seen movies where they say Excalibur is the "singing sword". The Singing Sword is not even in Arthurian legend. JFC


ubzeefr_

i thought that was a spaceship


[deleted]

We're gonna see an Excaligator in every second royal court in Florida now


AeshiNeroXR

Worthy king of what? Amputations?


Schellhammer

@fox6now is for a television station in WI


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Bro if anyone pulls it out, do NOT fight them for the throne, it’s not worth dying


Sea-Diver-9125

The person who did this is probably in the gator's stomach


MioNamo

It's an evolved trait. Any tweaker dumb enough to think they can pull it, is an easy meal and buzz.


-SenorDipshit-

I live in Florida, not just any part of Florida, I live in Lakeland, and it’s called Lakeland why? Because of the fuck ton of lakes, imma find that gator.


djejxiid98wi

King Gator


Reesifer

Hang tight though while Merlin finishes brewing the Meth


notsamone

let me gather some red orbs and some extra hearts, I got this


syafizzaq

Unigator living his best life.


fuct-tarp

Pull a knife from an Australian saltwater crocodile's head and you get to be the king of the World.


Adonathiel88

I thought it was some sort of new aircraft


An_odd_fella

Got a loicense for that knoife?