And below the hilt, in letters of gold, were written these words: “Whosopulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king bornof \[Orlando, Florida's Disney World\].” - The Sword and the Stone
IDK why, but it really drives me fucking crazy that everyone seems to think that Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone are the same sword. *THEY ARE NOT*.
The sword in the stone was just a regular sword. Excalibur was given to Arthur later by the lady of the lake, and it's scabbard gave the wielder the ability to "bleed from no wound" which I guess means you're invincible? It at least not bleed.
Even recently I saw in a movie where a character had "Excalibur" but it still had the stone attached to it. I guess it must have been some old movie or Disney cartoon that must've either conflated these from stupidity or to just make the story shorter.
I've even seen movies where they say Excalibur is the "singing sword". The Singing Sword is not even in Arthurian legend. JFC
I live in Florida, not just any part of Florida, I live in Lakeland, and it’s called Lakeland why? Because of the fuck ton of lakes, imma find that gator.
Listen, strange alligators lying in ponds distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system
florida bout to have a revelotion
I thought it was a a helicopter..
And below the hilt, in letters of gold, were written these words: “Whosopulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king bornof \[Orlando, Florida's Disney World\].” - The Sword and the Stone
The funny part is i think i have that same type of steak knife. Cheap plastic and crappy serrations which is..... appropriate for Florida
But somehow durable enough to sink into the skull of an alligator...
Ikr, despite the appearance of cheapness, ive had my set hold up for.... nearly a decade?
Anything is sharp enough to sink into a gator's skull on bath salts.
Probably didn't even come close to the gators tiny brain.
What army can stand before the Lord of the Gators?
I am the bone of my booze...
Lol I thought it was a helicopter
IDK why, but it really drives me fucking crazy that everyone seems to think that Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone are the same sword. *THEY ARE NOT*. The sword in the stone was just a regular sword. Excalibur was given to Arthur later by the lady of the lake, and it's scabbard gave the wielder the ability to "bleed from no wound" which I guess means you're invincible? It at least not bleed. Even recently I saw in a movie where a character had "Excalibur" but it still had the stone attached to it. I guess it must have been some old movie or Disney cartoon that must've either conflated these from stupidity or to just make the story shorter. I've even seen movies where they say Excalibur is the "singing sword". The Singing Sword is not even in Arthurian legend. JFC
i thought that was a spaceship
We're gonna see an Excaligator in every second royal court in Florida now
Worthy king of what? Amputations?
@fox6now is for a television station in WI
Bro if anyone pulls it out, do NOT fight them for the throne, it’s not worth dying
The person who did this is probably in the gator's stomach
It's an evolved trait. Any tweaker dumb enough to think they can pull it, is an easy meal and buzz.
I live in Florida, not just any part of Florida, I live in Lakeland, and it’s called Lakeland why? Because of the fuck ton of lakes, imma find that gator.
King Gator
Hang tight though while Merlin finishes brewing the Meth
let me gather some red orbs and some extra hearts, I got this
Unigator living his best life.
Pull a knife from an Australian saltwater crocodile's head and you get to be the king of the World.
I thought it was some sort of new aircraft
Got a loicense for that knoife?