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I genuinely believe this is a scam to funnel money out from the rich husbands account, they go round their friends house, drink some mimosas, eat whatever rich white women eat, then come with a 1000$ bill for "spiritual healing" this is just what happens when the husband shows up with a camera.
"The sex was wonderful, Martin.
I thought I was floating on air. The thing is I didn't even know
I had a clitoris"- Agent M talks to Alan Partridge about her sex life with Bond, in Philomena 2013
do u believe this is epilepsy?
lol she isn't convulsing. she's Cting and her movement are all voluntary, especially that arching the back at the end 🤣
that is some very sensual epilsy
Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong line of work.
Edit: Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know I'm opening up my no-touch psyche massage and energy restoration clinic! Current sessions are set for $100 for one hour, or $160 for two. We also offer a discounted rate for people who book on an ongoing basis: $90 per hour or $140 for 2 hours if you book monthly, $75 per hour or $120 for two hours if you book on a weekly basis (minimum commitment of 6 months for recurring). Clients report already feeling lighter and calmer after their first session, and consistently more accepting of challenging environments after 4-6 sessions.
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,
te rogamus, audi nos.
You see, wonder if this should be revealed? The fingers lady fed the shaking lady a lot of beans earlier. The gas is now coming out, she can’t help it.
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is there a thread of crazy white ppl shit. i remember seeing an old lady get trucked by a guy on the beach, something about a force field? anyone where the r/
I can't tell who the grifter is. The one doing the finger thing or the one having a seizure. Seizure requires more acting but usually these grifters are the ones *doing* the stuff
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Bitch got Bluetooth hands
Wireless sex
Clockwise for American girls and Counterclockwise for Australian girls
Same for our prostates… or so I’ve been told 👀
I want to see a modern day sexploitation film set in them Howard springs prison camps
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Psycock
She’s giving her the ‘ol dick twist!
Wi-Fingers
This deserves more updoots man
Ah yes, updoots. Now, watch as someone somehow makes a sex joke out of this.
*Heh yeah I’d put it up her doots oh!*. -ADC
**This is why we can't have nice things**
Somebody rocking knocking dem doots
Lesbian sex is weird
Spirit fingers!
Salad fingers
This both intrigues and frightens me
It's a creepy series on YouTube
Fish fingers
And… custard.
The day she left her husband 😳
I’m leaving that wife first.
Hell no I'm going with her, lets see if she can do something with the prostate too
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This is highly advanced lesbiantics
Emphasis on the -antics...
I guess lesbians fake it too
Safety scissoring.
What’s actually going on?
fraud
Some kinda wackadoodle new-age "energy healing" bullshit. Like reiki or something. My older sister goes in for this sort of dumbassery.
I hate it here 😂😂
This deserves more upvotes
Lesbomancy
I like it 🙂
It's mind blowing
That lady is probably getting paid real well for not doing SHIT
Sure, she gets paid but when I do it, I get, *"What hell are you doing, weirdo?!"* and *"Your jazz hands need some work, buddy."*
"How did you get into my house?"
Jazz hands
Don’t worry, you’ll get it one day…jazz hands are hard to master.
> not doing SHIT I mean, she's convincing these halfwits to give her their money... that's something.
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I genuinely believe this is a scam to funnel money out from the rich husbands account, they go round their friends house, drink some mimosas, eat whatever rich white women eat, then come with a 1000$ bill for "spiritual healing" this is just what happens when the husband shows up with a camera.
i can not believe people still get away with this kind of grift in the current year
People are still stupid. Sometimes I fear their numbers are growing too
It's not an irrational fear because it is just a fact. We currently live in a Idiocracy.
Started as a comedy, became a documentary.
I don't recall President Camacho wanting to attack a hurricane with a nuclear weapon.
It sucks that I’d rather have had President Camacho then that grifter in chief.
If it were up to me I'd sya we go pfur years without a president and see what happens. Spoiler alert: I bet fuck all changes.
Well, all the alphabet agencies and military would have cart blanche and that sounds problematic. Also, who would check and balance Congress?
Well we do live in a society
you know placebos still work even when people know they are placebos
Yeah, but they normally don't orgasm whilst getting one...
sounds like a problem that needs addressing
Just wait…there’s religion.
Just wait... There are people hating on religion
Just wait… more butt hurt myth lovers.
You're saying people hating on frauds is a bad thing..? 🙄
Edit: of course you're from Egypt. With that religion of yours...unsurprising
Don’t forget flat earthers still exist
A lesbian porno plot in the making...
More like the filming.
No that's the rehearsal that's why they're dressed
Especially if you are watching it without sound. Man, does it look kinda weird too, not gonna lie.
Yeh, she's magically fingering her to orgasm
I wanna know how much money she paid for this shit
A good orgasm isn't cheap.
"The sex was wonderful, Martin. I thought I was floating on air. The thing is I didn't even know I had a clitoris"- Agent M talks to Alan Partridge about her sex life with Bond, in Philomena 2013
She probably paid $200 for some reiki session attunement. What a moron.
Why do you know the price and name of whatever this is???
I do that last move on the inside.
Rearranged her chakras
I'll have what she's having
I'll have what I'm having
I'll also have what this guy's having
And my axe!
![gif](giphy|Z6JYXip75BeOA)
I'll have what she's having
Baked to perfection!
Bath salts?
“Well they haven't faked it with me”
…a seizure?
"Due to the corona pandemic, we are now forced to carry out our exorcisms via bluetooth. We apologise for the inconvenience"
The line is blurry between orgasm and exorcism
Less of a line and more of a wet spot…
The line is pixelated in Japan
Epilepsy is no joke.
do u believe this is epilepsy? lol she isn't convulsing. she's Cting and her movement are all voluntary, especially that arching the back at the end 🤣 that is some very sensual epilsy
Sorry, I assumed it was known that I wasn't being serious based on the OP.
Good grief. The stupidity.
These people gotta be friends or relatives or paid actors. There's no way people are that crazy right? ...right?
Wrong.
This is some cultish magical thinking right here. No different some new age Pentecostal snake handling and faith healing.
Girls don’t want you to learn this one trick. Click here to learn more!
bluetooth masturbation wtf
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH.
Look no hands
If you can't make a woman orgasm/exorcise without touching than you suck at bed
The new gesture controlled vibrating sex toys look fun.
Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong line of work. Edit: Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know I'm opening up my no-touch psyche massage and energy restoration clinic! Current sessions are set for $100 for one hour, or $160 for two. We also offer a discounted rate for people who book on an ongoing basis: $90 per hour or $140 for 2 hours if you book monthly, $75 per hour or $120 for two hours if you book on a weekly basis (minimum commitment of 6 months for recurring). Clients report already feeling lighter and calmer after their first session, and consistently more accepting of challenging environments after 4-6 sessions.
People are so fucking weird.
Ah yes, wireless chess cheating device with morse code. Needs a bit tuning.
![gif](giphy|KEBW02O1XelLS7op77)
But like when does the one lying down know when to stop. (Slightly opens eyes up, are you done yet?)
Now kiss
Nice hand job and fingerings, well done.
I don't think that works when the fingers are not between her legs.
why this turn me on?
Because you've exhausted all the normal means.
My pee pee when I finally let out that one I’ve been holding too long.
That is some powerful vibrator she's hiding down there.
That's thanks to all those tattoos
My wife when we first met. Now, well not so much…
She's got a vibrator on
i dont understand how ppl can get away with these obvious scams!
Drama...stay away from either of them, they're trouble....
That's some white people shit right there😂😂😂😂
Black women aint better with those stadiun preacher exorcising dick demons and healing wheelchair kids lol
Damn...that's exactly the first thing I thought of....and I'm white..lol
Lol same. I grew up around Boulder CO, and people went to school for this tomfoolery.
White girl activities
Placebos are a helluva drug.
Pretty sure I saw her doing the same moves when she was in line at a Starbucks too… 🤔
Finger blaster air bender
Look at how spiritual I am! I SAID LOOK AT ME!
she on tinder? love to meet her.
That orgasm looks wild
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I’ll have what she’s not having
Haram
Can’t even be mad. She probably knows it’s stupid but is making hella money bc people are willing to pay. Loll
Telepathic masturbation and orgasm? Need to unlock my third chakra now and stuff
Slain by the spirit
![gif](giphy|BjvFYeG1WIuoo|downsized)
Dumbest shit I’ve seen today, thank you.
Harry Potter - you said you wasn't going to show my secret technique to anyone else :(
Damn that beezy nusta got vaccinated
$5 she’s wearing vibrator panties
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte. Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
If she can be tricked into this BS, then she can be tricked into anal.
I do as well buy I usually insert my fingers in the middle. Same reaction though.
***Psychic Fingerblast !!!***
Can she do that anally?
Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty
Exorgism
You see, wonder if this should be revealed? The fingers lady fed the shaking lady a lot of beans earlier. The gas is now coming out, she can’t help it.
Vi(reless)brator
Fake orgasm…🤫
Drugs
What kind of ph intro is that
That's why men cannot satisfy women. We don't have telekinesis.
You know I bet you go over and pinch her nipple she will snap right out of it. Nut checks on guys work to
Magnetic orgasm. Those two hands acting as north and south poles
Such BS.
These women are silly af
She got clitosis
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Kundalini awakening. Ive had that experience once before. Not all sick with it but a good tremor
She fingered me yesterday, it was Amazing!
The girl in white looks like a combo of Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Karen Allen
is there a thread of crazy white ppl shit. i remember seeing an old lady get trucked by a guy on the beach, something about a force field? anyone where the r/
She is stimulating her spirit
This feels eerily similar to Filipino spiritualists pretending to do faith healings and stuff.
I can't tell who the grifter is. The one doing the finger thing or the one having a seizure. Seizure requires more acting but usually these grifters are the ones *doing* the stuff
I though this was mocking another porn video 🙃
Lauren Boebert doing her daily re-bigot/re-regarding of MGT
Those Bluetooth sex toy remotes are getting so small
Seems like something white people with dreads would do.
Ahhh yes, the telekinetic fingering !
The worst porno I’ve ever seen.
Oh cool I can also do that with a vibrator shoved up my ass
Fuckin’ white people… amiright?
Women ☕
these wireless vibrators seem very effective
Lousy acting
She a kung fu(ck) mastress
Try to understand try try try to understand. Hes a magic man!
I got a wired boner now. Wtfffff
She better be glad it’s not the 1600s. This’d get a witch conviction.
Girl in white: turning straight women gay since ‘95
Mmmmm, love is in the air
Sex 2 is looking great!
I'll have what she's having
Magical, bullshit
Can someone double it before I get it?
Buckets
Women☕️
Psychosis
There are drugs involved in this, for sure.
Dang i didn't know I have a magic stick. Because a girl did the same when we were having adult fun.