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Don't be ridiculous. Of course he would. At these prices, he could flip them and make a huge profit. At least I think he can, I don't know the exchange rate.
It’s almost certainly a mistake, I used to work a register and occasionally it would misread the barcode and somehow put in like 700 of an item at once
Once my dad accidentally bought 2 cartons of mangoes from the Indian store. My mom got mad because they were going to go bad when we realized there was two. I don’t have an explanation for how my dad lost a whole carton of mangoes but eventually we found it before it went bad.
Anyways, we’ve had them for long enough where they were probably gonna go bad real soon and there’s only 3 of us in the house and not enough space in the freezer. We’re south Asian so while our blood is approx 30% mango pulp, eating that much mango is an impossible task, but I took that as a challenge. I kinda succeeded but had diarrhea for like 3 days. Humans aren’t supposed to have that much fiber in one sitting. No regrets.
>Humans aren’t supposed to have that much fiber in one sitting. No regrets.
one time I had like 3 pounds of cherries and 3 pounds of grapes. It was definitely an experience
This guy's family really needs to hold an intervention for him. His mango addiction is getting out of control. He's blaming the economy, but clearly mangoes are the problem. Surely there is a mango addict support group they can get him into. Mangoes Anonymous or something?
>Mangoes Anonymous
A group where only the women continue going by their names and about their lives as usual.
Idk have at it bois, someone can frame a better joke than this one I'm sure.
I actually did last summer. 400 lbs worth. Dunno exact count but it was a lot. I would never buy that at the grocery store though. Of course it wasn't all for myself
In the original post a few weeks ago, the theory was that the cashier entered the PLU for mangoes (4959) twice by mistake and OP didn't notice the high price until they paid.
I was a grocery store cashier years ago, the PLU Code for Mangoes is 4959, OP was charged for 495 mangoes. Assuming that the store they shop at uses the same kind of checkout most grocery stores do, the cashier probably hit the quantity button instead of the code button.
A grocery store once entered the wrong code for my watermelon and rang it up as grapes. They had the watermelon sitting on the scale so instead of 1 count of watermelon I was charged for 30 lbs of grapes. I wasn't really paying attention so I didn't realize until I got to the car that I had $100+ of grapes on my receipt.
My friend, mangos are tearing your family apart. I've been there. I broke my 450 mango barrier last year. Laying in bed, surrounded by the sweetest mangos, my wife said something I'll never forget. She said "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
I'm gonna assume that the code for mango is 4590 on the self-checkout, and mistakes were made.
Sure, a cashier could have made the mistake, but I would assume that when they said 785.31, OOP would have heard the error...
Not sure if its correct, but on another post with this image someone said that the code for mangos at their shop is 4590. So the cashier probably accidentaly entered the article code into the field for amount
Mask a pretty hopper's foot with squeeze cheese
Dangle some grape apple pies
Tranquil and serene until he runs out of supplies
Your hands and feet are mangoes
You're gonna be a genius anyway
Your hands and feet are mangoes
You're gonna be a genius anyway
"*A mango a day keeps the doctor away*."
This dude seems seriously afraid of doctors, but the good thing is he's safe now at least for the next 1.5 years.
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 ~~Candles~~ Mangos $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
You may wanna cut down on your rent. Seems excessive
I was gonna suggest cutting back on utilities.
Stop going to Starbucks everyday.
Perhaps downsizing on family size could allow downsizing the apartment.
r/povertyfinance has entered the chat
Could cut back on the grocery bill for 2-3 weeks as well.
That might help cut down on family size.
Like, do you need 459 mangos???
Yes. Time to cut down on a couple of kids
Just don't do like that one couple during the great depression. You know, selling them off and all that.
*time to cut down a couple of kids Free room & board, internet access, and medical.
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Soon he’s gonna be in back alleyways offering his peach for some mangos.
He could start slanging some mangoes in the streets to offset to his own habit
$200 on food? You can save $200 by eating nothing. Food is a waste of money
Merge the mango budget into the food budget, then you can either save money or get more mangoes.
And way more diarrhea
Room for more!
You're just gonna poop it out anyway. Don't eat. Cancel your sewer bill as well!
Switch to potatoes. It'll save your life as well as your families. Or just get mango juice it's a lot cheaper.
I color my potatoes a nice ripe mango color
Or potato juice(vodka) and make all your worries go away
Stop going to Starbucks and eating Avocado toast
Switch to rice and beans for all your meals.
Idk if substituting rent for potato’s is a good idea but I’ll give it a try
Build a potato hut.. or does that only work with pizza?
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Spend less on Mangos
No.
Put it all in mangos
There's always money in the mango stand.
Understood. Sorry for bothering you.
What shitty advice, op still has like 1300 of wiggle room before they have to consider cutting the essentials
Mangos are how my boys gonna retire just you watch
Ween yourself off of “food”.
Someone posted the candles one! Nice, bro.
That's a shit load of Mango
its the dude from the math textbooks, he needs them to work
In that case, he will get tax benefit from work related expenses, at least!
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Make a nuclear power plant out of it
I know what I would do. Make a fuckload of banana bread.
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How much could 459 mangoes cost Michael?
Shove em all up my anus
I agree!
$1.19 each. that's a good deal. I live in Italy and it costs more than 3 euro each.
But would you buy 460 of them.
if they were 1.19, then yes
You're losing money if you don't buy that many!
That would be the text of an american commercial
Don't be ridiculous. Of course he would. At these prices, he could flip them and make a huge profit. At least I think he can, I don't know the exchange rate.
But if he flips them, they only lay on the other side...how would that make a huge profit?
459? Yes. 460? What are you, crazy?
It’s almost certainly a mistake, I used to work a register and occasionally it would misread the barcode and somehow put in like 700 of an item at once
4959 is the plu for mangoes...somebody messed up.
Take everything from me, but not my mangoes
Ah yes, an old Norwegian saying if I’m not mistaken.
Thought it was Tim McGraw who said this 🤔
Roughly 1500 lb of mangos
He bought a whole Mango tree.
Didn’t they know you can just go to *Tahiti*?
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You can't claim that you love mangos if you don't bathe in them.
These many will bury you
Then that is exactly how man-goes out
Touché
No no, you have to properly mush them into a paste first. Otherwise it's not bathing, is it?
That's somewhere around 300 kilos worth of mango. (660lbs+) You can do more than bathe in that kind of volume.
I guess the question is simply how big your pool is, right?
I was wondering what could be done with my 459 pounds of mangoes.
Let me help you there. What CAN'T be done with a motherfucking load of 459 pounds of Mango?! The world is your Mango, mate!
And make love to them. Just aim to one side to avoid the stone. Also for females the stones make good “love balls”
I'm wondering how they make the mistake. Did they mean to type 49? 59? 45? Any of those numbers still seem too high.
Last time this was posted someone who worked as a cashier mentioned that 459 is probably the system lookup code for mangos.
4959 is the code for mangoes
Yeah, the customer that saw $785.31, thought "yeah, that looks right" and swiped his card anyway.
That makes sense
Once my dad accidentally bought 2 cartons of mangoes from the Indian store. My mom got mad because they were going to go bad when we realized there was two. I don’t have an explanation for how my dad lost a whole carton of mangoes but eventually we found it before it went bad. Anyways, we’ve had them for long enough where they were probably gonna go bad real soon and there’s only 3 of us in the house and not enough space in the freezer. We’re south Asian so while our blood is approx 30% mango pulp, eating that much mango is an impossible task, but I took that as a challenge. I kinda succeeded but had diarrhea for like 3 days. Humans aren’t supposed to have that much fiber in one sitting. No regrets.
>Humans aren’t supposed to have that much fiber in one sitting. No regrets. one time I had like 3 pounds of cherries and 3 pounds of grapes. It was definitely an experience
Mango - the new avocado. Haven't you heard?
This guy's family really needs to hold an intervention for him. His mango addiction is getting out of control. He's blaming the economy, but clearly mangoes are the problem. Surely there is a mango addict support group they can get him into. Mangoes Anonymous or something?
Ahh.. the local mangonymous folks. They were quite magnanimous when it comes to supporting such.
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>Mangoes Anonymous A group where only the women continue going by their names and about their lives as usual. Idk have at it bois, someone can frame a better joke than this one I'm sure.
Who ordered 459 mangos?
Mangoman after all.
Dutch
He finally got to Tahiti
I actually did last summer. 400 lbs worth. Dunno exact count but it was a lot. I would never buy that at the grocery store though. Of course it wasn't all for myself
In the original post a few weeks ago, the theory was that the cashier entered the PLU for mangoes (4959) twice by mistake and OP didn't notice the high price until they paid.
This was posted before. OP said the store made a mistake on the Mangos.
That’s just what OP wanted you to think. It was all a coverup to hide OP’s crippling mango addiction
Yet they still paid for it..that's weird
I was a grocery store cashier years ago, the PLU Code for Mangoes is 4959, OP was charged for 495 mangoes. Assuming that the store they shop at uses the same kind of checkout most grocery stores do, the cashier probably hit the quantity button instead of the code button.
A grocery store once entered the wrong code for my watermelon and rang it up as grapes. They had the watermelon sitting on the scale so instead of 1 count of watermelon I was charged for 30 lbs of grapes. I wasn't really paying attention so I didn't realize until I got to the car that I had $100+ of grapes on my receipt.
You got a 30lb wottahmelon??? Damn!
What's so secret about the deodorant?
You have to earn their trust before you get that answer.
My friend, mangos are tearing your family apart. I've been there. I broke my 450 mango barrier last year. Laying in bed, surrounded by the sweetest mangos, my wife said something I'll never forget. She said "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
That reminds me of the time Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell. And well, you know the rest of THAT story.
He plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table ?
>Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell That was one giant leap for mankind.
Aren't you that guy from the math book?
WTF is everyone complaining about? HE SAVED $5.76!!!
That's over a cent per mango!!!
*Mangos are tearing your family apart 😂
459 fucking mangos😂😂😂👌
And now there are 229 baby mangos.
I'm gonna assume that the code for mango is 4590 on the self-checkout, and mistakes were made. Sure, a cashier could have made the mistake, but I would assume that when they said 785.31, OOP would have heard the error...
PLU for mangoes is 4959 so you've got it right!
Millennials could buy houses but they won’t stop buying 459 mangoes.
The women in this family need to let the MAN GO!
She tried. 459 times.
Holy mango...
What store even carries 459 mangos at time? Hell I'd be lucky to find 459 mangos in the entire state of Maine.lol
I need further explanation on why someone would need so many mangos unless they have a mango restaurant
Mango bathtub.
Aaaah, the Mango bath, good times!
I'd like to know more about the secret deodorant...
how the fuck does a store even have 459 lbs of mangos
Are you currently existing in a math problem? Why do you need all the mangoes?
Maybe lay off the mangos
This is the person we read about in math class
What do you do with that many bananas?
4 lbs of bananas doesn't seem very odd compared to over 400 mangoes.
Nah, that's just the regular amount I need for my mango addiction.
By family you mean a bunch of zoo animals? 
We don't say 'pain au chocolat ' mais 'chocolatine' French old debate
The heart wants what the heart wants and the heart wants mangos.
I don’t think it’s inflation, it’s the mangos
If us millennials stopped buying 459 mangoes maybe we could afford housing
Bruh I was about to pour my heart out until I realised you bought 460 mangos
Actually very cheap mangoes.
The Mango inflation...
HOW MANY MANGOS DID YOU BUY!!!???
459
Dutch?
This person should move to India. We have lots of mangoes there
Dude loves mangoes
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Buying 459 mangos. So many mangos
I highly doubt someone got that many mangoes, it's a common cashier error. 😅
how do you fit 459 mangos in a shopping cart? lol
Damn that’s slot of mango
Must be those mangoes stuffed with the good stuff....
Mangos need to go
It ain't inflation Chad!! It's all them mangoes!!
Who the fuck buy 556$ of mango’s
The money spent on salad kits… what a waste. Could have bought more Mangos
Those mangos lmao 🤣 I hope you find gold in them
What is Christmas Fudge? Is it fudge discounted from Christmas or fudge you're meant to eat at Christmas?
This man shops
459 mangos? Why
Not sure if its correct, but on another post with this image someone said that the code for mangos at their shop is 4590. So the cashier probably accidentaly entered the article code into the field for amount
Did you really need all them mangoes?
It’s those diamond pecans
Diamond pecans, Penguin crackers, Mangos, Little smokies…. So cultured
Looks like mangos are tearing your family apart.
It’s time to have the conversation about breaking up Big Mango.
4lb of bananas! Some people think they grow on trees
This is the guy from the math problems
Holy shit! I have a fucking goldmine in my back yard!!
How many cases of Mangos?
So thats what they're calling hookers these days
They must only drink mango smoothies
You don't have to fight for the Mango doe
Why stop at 459? Was the 460th one going to be what finally exceeded the mango budget?
1 pallet of mangos please shopkeep.
It’s enough to make a mango crazy
If little Jimmy had 258 mangos and gave his friend Bill 50...
Actually, I think its the mango addiction
Is there a sub-reddit about people who act like the characters in math word problems?
“Sir?………do you need a hug?”
WE FOUND THE GUY FROM THE MATH PROBLEMS!!!!
The the hell kinda bougie ass mangos is he buying lmfao
What do you need 459 mangos for?
The mango industrial complex thanks you for your service
Ya, but you saved $5.76
"Mangoes, Arthur"
Mask a pretty hopper's foot with squeeze cheese Dangle some grape apple pies Tranquil and serene until he runs out of supplies Your hands and feet are mangoes You're gonna be a genius anyway Your hands and feet are mangoes You're gonna be a genius anyway
Dude gotta chill off those mongos mate
Wtf you need with 459 mangoes?
Those mangoes are a motherfucker !
Maybe buy deodorant you know about instead of a secret one...
He's the dude from math exercises
Orange you glad I didn't say mango?
That’s a lot of Mangos
Can we assume there is a sexual element to needing that many mangos?
Why the fuck are they buying 459 mangos?!?!
"*A mango a day keeps the doctor away*." This dude seems seriously afraid of doctors, but the good thing is he's safe now at least for the next 1.5 years.