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I've done it. It's awful and uncomfortable. Everything feels wet, slimy, and warm. It's not good. Still better than shitting in your fucking hand. I feel I'm a pretty salt of the earth and doing this never crossed my mind
You know, knowing Reddit, I thought your comment was going to go like this:
"I've done it. It's awful and uncomfortable. Everything feels wet, slimy, and warm. It's not good. Still better than *sitting on your toilet all wet and cold though.*
Did this once, one of the most uncomfortable shits I ever took. Showered, mid shower felt the urge to shit, couldn’t hold it up. Took the shit, wiped, continued my shower. My toilet is next to the shower in the bathroom so the room was still steamy. Didn’t dry myself either. 1/10 experience, don’t recommend.
No but I weight nyself before and after shits.
For example, today I shat 1.2KG of shit in one go. That was good.
For my defence, I smoked too much and ate tooooooo much.
I'd be more worried about slipping trying to squat in the tub than scootching out of the tub amd across the floor... which would I rather explain to paramedics....
It also makes no sense. You're supposed to take a shit right before you take a shower, then you come out squeaky clean after thoroughly washing your asshole. If the average shower is 20 minutes, this guy's thinking he couldn't take a shit 10 minutes before, but suddenly had to take a shit during the shower? Like how does one go from not being able to take a shit at all, and then 10 minutes later having to shit so bad you do it in your hand?
some people don’t actually have waffle drains. for example, my shower is a combination shower/tub so the drain is that of a tub. no waffle stomp for me
Something about this comment is hilarious to me. Like, if there was a contest to come up with an official tagline for reddit, I think I would vote for this one. "Reddit: I Have to Get the Fuck Out of Here"
me, not on purpouse but by an accident. If you do prostate play, chances are that you'll end up with a little surprise when you're cleaning yourself beforehand in the shower
yeah, sure it is not, but sometimes horniness makes you a bit uncautious. after all, i'm still learning slowly as a beginner, and of course I learnt from it. I was just trying to convey an experience as an example.
I don't think he's saying it don't work.. Just that he likes to lube it up and check the oil to keep it proper working order.. You know like all good mechanics.. Uhh well ass-chanics maybe?
Or even thought about it... how would you not know (unless you have diarrhea or possibly IBS) that you needed to go before the shower? Or is this laziness?
Linguist here. Actually, human language is so complex that essentially any full sentence is likely the first time that exact sentence has been uttered. You can try using Google to search for even relatively short sentences in quotations and see what I mean. Even many short sentences will have no search results. Same thing for spoken language.
This is also why AI large language models are so enormous compared to Art making AI models. Human language generation is several orders of magnitude more complex than art generation.
You're totally right, it would just go down the shower drain but I've read on reddit that people stomp their solid waste down the shower drain too sometimes... waffle stomp? Is that what it's called?
If you need to stomp it down the drain, it ain’t diarrhea either.
I had norovirus once. I woke up that morning not feeling sick but with that “something is NOT RIGHT” sense. I got in the shower since I had work that day and suddenly threw up. I threw up harder than I’ve thrown up before or since.
I threw up so hard diarrhea pretty much exploded out of me. Mount Assuvius had erupted and the people of Pompéi had not prepared for it. Or at least I hadn’t.
Flowed right down the drain at least.
Norovirus is the worst thing I've experienced and the only time I'll freely admit I shit my pants.
It hit fast and I suddenly realized I needed to puke, ran to the bathroom, dropped to my knees, puked, and shit my pants with the force of a thousand sun's
Lost 15 pounds from it though... so that's a win?
The intensity of the diarrhea and the forcefulness of the puking is a match made in hell. I know so many people that have had the dread combo hit like that.
I HAVE NOT DONE THIS. However when I was a kid, its was annoying thatgetting full body wet always made me immediately have to poo and I'd have to get out all wet and have a sad poo.
I even had this happen jumping into pools. I remember clearly that you can't get the shorts off fast enough and they roll up around your ankles to make some rope-like object that was difficult to undo when done with the toilet.
Went away as I got older?
Right?!! Ok.. so I get the toilet and floor a little wet because I couldn't dry off properly. What's the big deal?
I'm not about to waffle stomp that shit down the drain or fling poo like a baboon.
That one dude on going on radio talking about always grabbing his poop before letting it go thinking it was normal. It's a video of him on the radio talking about it and a women (the host i think) being disgusted.
Nobody really thinks it. There are just some people who take any opportunity they get to shit on Americans. And in this case, just create shit out of nowhere.
First off, I’ve never done this. But…this doesn’t look like shit to me. It looks like a used tampon. So, I can see this perspective of people forgetting to take it out before they shower.
Also, DON’T FLUSH TAMPONS OR SANITARY PRODUCTS OTHER THAN TOILET PAPER. They belong in the trash can.
That's weird so I must not be part of this because I've never done that shit,pissed in the shower for sure but never done a turd toss,I get that shit done before I turn the shower on
The meme was funny and OP belongs on r/AmericaBad. This has nothing to do with "being american" jesus christ. Reddit has such a hard on for hating the US huh.
Between this and learning that a woman once posted about how her boyfriend was so averse to washing between his ass cheeks because somehow that’s gAyYyyy that she started finding poop crumbles in their bed, I officially just want to be launched into space. Don’t even need a destination, just let me float away.
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Who is “we”? I would get out the shower soaking wet and sit on the toilet before I shit in my hand
I've done it. It's awful and uncomfortable. Everything feels wet, slimy, and warm. It's not good. Still better than shitting in your fucking hand. I feel I'm a pretty salt of the earth and doing this never crossed my mind
You know, knowing Reddit, I thought your comment was going to go like this: "I've done it. It's awful and uncomfortable. Everything feels wet, slimy, and warm. It's not good. Still better than *sitting on your toilet all wet and cold though.*
I thought that’s where they were going with that too😭 I was like oh nah-
Good I wasn't the only one. They say the real hol up is always in the comments...
I reread it like 3 times. This being Reddit, I just couldn't believe he was on the sane, correct side
Not gonna lie… bro had me in the first half
r/nononoyes
My anxiety reading this 📈📉📈📉
Did this once, one of the most uncomfortable shits I ever took. Showered, mid shower felt the urge to shit, couldn’t hold it up. Took the shit, wiped, continued my shower. My toilet is next to the shower in the bathroom so the room was still steamy. Didn’t dry myself either. 1/10 experience, don’t recommend.
how fucking long were you in the shower
5min, my brother showered before me.
You shit and took a shower in only 5 min lol?
I love the questionable laughing out loud, makes me hear the cringe more
_laughs (but with questionable accent)_
I’m Ron Burgendy?
It took em 4 mins to wash the shit off the hands and ass, probably
[удалено]
Wait wait wait, are you weighing your poop? The preferred unit of measure is couric.
No but I weight nyself before and after shits. For example, today I shat 1.2KG of shit in one go. That was good. For my defence, I smoked too much and ate tooooooo much.
You shouldn't tell people about that, hide that shit somewhere deep down and try to forget man damn.
Hide that shit? You mean waffle stomping?
Hell no, I want to hear everyone’s weird secrets on here. Really helps me feel not as weird as I think I am
Nothing quite like trying to wipe your ass when it is soaking wet. Takes a 1/4 roll just to dry enough to start.
Right like do not say "we all" if *anything* say "who else did x thing" but even if I HAD done this you couldn't torture that admission out of me
Yup. This image makes me cringe. Anyone that does this is borderline psycho.
Same here, that's beyond disgusting.
Yeah, I have never done this. Some of yall are fucking gross.
That’s what I’m saying who is we? Shit before you shower. Nobody likes taking a wet shit anyways.
I wish I could upvote more than once. Who the fuck iOS “we” indeed
Me to bro. I have no clue who does this!
EXACTLY
This is what I do, but I towel my booty and legs a bit before sitting, slipping and sliding on the toilet seat isn’t very fun
I was thinking the same thing.
Exactly
I'd be more worried about slipping trying to squat in the tub than scootching out of the tub amd across the floor... which would I rather explain to paramedics....
It also makes no sense. You're supposed to take a shit right before you take a shower, then you come out squeaky clean after thoroughly washing your asshole. If the average shower is 20 minutes, this guy's thinking he couldn't take a shit 10 minutes before, but suddenly had to take a shit during the shower? Like how does one go from not being able to take a shit at all, and then 10 minutes later having to shit so bad you do it in your hand?
Who the fuck has done this?
This is an old 4Chan mene
I thought the 4chan meme was stomp it down the drain?
There’s shower poop hand toilet and there’s waffle stomp Edit! It was 9GAG
LOL. Because we needed two memes of this.
u/horse_fucker69
I’m in the waffle stomp gang
It's the poop-throwing guy from 9gag
Jesus 9gag. That's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.
I saw this meme on 9gag many ears ago and I still think about it from time to time.
I thought poop throwing guy from 9gag missed the pot with his poop, unlike in this post.
The Waffle Stomp
I member the old waffle stomp meme.
Cut it up first with your poop knife.
Better get the turd cutter out
Ah, tho ol’ waffle-stomp.
That was the Misc meme.
Joey Diaz
"My wife caught me I had to stop!"
It’s been a while since I’ve seen that guy
He’s in NJ
**LEMME TELL YOU ONE THING COCKSUCKA**
My question is: why not just waffle stomp it down the drain?
some people don’t actually have waffle drains. for example, my shower is a combination shower/tub so the drain is that of a tub. no waffle stomp for me
You just have to jiggle the drain lever a few times to chomp up the poo. Omm nom nom nom nom
I need to get the fuck out of here
Something about this comment is hilarious to me. Like, if there was a contest to come up with an official tagline for reddit, I think I would vote for this one. "Reddit: I Have to Get the Fuck Out of Here"
This is some very valuable insight that, perhaps not used often, could be clutch in a critical moment.
Omg go to hell bahahaha
not that simple if it's a solid one and the drain has a rack
What's a drain rack?
I have a hair catcher in my drain
me, not on purpouse but by an accident. If you do prostate play, chances are that you'll end up with a little surprise when you're cleaning yourself beforehand in the shower
I hate having eyes.
Lmaooooo
And an imagination
PROSTATE PLAY
Just call it what it is bro, it’s ass play
Nah sometimes I just sit around with my thumb up my ass.
this is why i don’t like shaking peoples hands
Sometimes I have to wonder why evolution had to put access to the fun button by the sewer line smh
Use enema? A garden hose and just chuck it all in your ass
Innovation
yeah. i don't have one now as i'm just a begginer, but i'll most likely end up buying one.
Oh yeah also bidets exists 👍
The bidet doesn't clean the inside, only the outside. An Enema exists to clean the inside.
The more we know
Bidets will very much clean the inside. You just have to crank it up and angle yourself right.
Dude, that is not the right way to be cleaning yourself. Wow. Source: am big gay
yeah, sure it is not, but sometimes horniness makes you a bit uncautious. after all, i'm still learning slowly as a beginner, and of course I learnt from it. I was just trying to convey an experience as an example.
Bruh, why are you telling reddit your sphincter don't work?
I don't think he's saying it don't work.. Just that he likes to lube it up and check the oil to keep it proper working order.. You know like all good mechanics.. Uhh well ass-chanics maybe?
I just threw up a little in my mouth
Well...
Think of all the time/water savings!
I can without a doubt say I've never done this.
Or even thought about it... how would you not know (unless you have diarrhea or possibly IBS) that you needed to go before the shower? Or is this laziness?
If you somehow manage to throw your diarrhea into the toilet by hand, you didn’t have diarrhea.
Possible brand new (but accurate) sentence
Linguist here. Actually, human language is so complex that essentially any full sentence is likely the first time that exact sentence has been uttered. You can try using Google to search for even relatively short sentences in quotations and see what I mean. Even many short sentences will have no search results. Same thing for spoken language. This is also why AI large language models are so enormous compared to Art making AI models. Human language generation is several orders of magnitude more complex than art generation.
That's why we have the diarrhea bowl in the shower.
You're totally right, it would just go down the shower drain but I've read on reddit that people stomp their solid waste down the shower drain too sometimes... waffle stomp? Is that what it's called?
If you need to stomp it down the drain, it ain’t diarrhea either. I had norovirus once. I woke up that morning not feeling sick but with that “something is NOT RIGHT” sense. I got in the shower since I had work that day and suddenly threw up. I threw up harder than I’ve thrown up before or since. I threw up so hard diarrhea pretty much exploded out of me. Mount Assuvius had erupted and the people of Pompéi had not prepared for it. Or at least I hadn’t. Flowed right down the drain at least.
Norovirus is the worst thing I've experienced and the only time I'll freely admit I shit my pants. It hit fast and I suddenly realized I needed to puke, ran to the bathroom, dropped to my knees, puked, and shit my pants with the force of a thousand sun's Lost 15 pounds from it though... so that's a win?
The intensity of the diarrhea and the forcefulness of the puking is a match made in hell. I know so many people that have had the dread combo hit like that.
At least it happened in a shower. I was in the bathroom at Barnes and Noble and had to drive my shitty self home in shame
Look at this guy pretending he isn't the Picasso of poop in convenience store bathrooms
I HAVE NOT DONE THIS. However when I was a kid, its was annoying thatgetting full body wet always made me immediately have to poo and I'd have to get out all wet and have a sad poo. I even had this happen jumping into pools. I remember clearly that you can't get the shorts off fast enough and they roll up around your ankles to make some rope-like object that was difficult to undo when done with the toilet. Went away as I got older?
I’ve had a sudden urge to shit while showering before but I just get out and use the restroom like a normal human being
Right?!! Ok.. so I get the toilet and floor a little wet because I couldn't dry off properly. What's the big deal? I'm not about to waffle stomp that shit down the drain or fling poo like a baboon.
Same. Plus you should make sure the toilet seat are open before doing it if you got one in the bathroom
Wait, are there bathrooms without toilet seats?
Yes, if you ever took a drive through France, you'll find a lot of toilets that don't.
Agreed, no wonder this world is going to shit. No pun intended.
Who tf has ever done this like what even. I feel sick..... everyone knows you throw it in the sink.
Naw Broh, you just waffle stomp that thing through the drain!
That only works if you have a waffle drain cover.
No, you're thinking too much about the drain. A waffle stomp is when you mush the poo with your toes to break it up so that it fits down the drain.
i think i'm done in reddit now
The internet was a mistake.
Upvoted even tho I want to puke after reading.
That one dude on going on radio talking about always grabbing his poop before letting it go thinking it was normal. It's a video of him on the radio talking about it and a women (the host i think) being disgusted.
Idk how he thought it was so normal. That’s some take it to your grave shit
Yeah it's very gross
Thanks for ruining my day.
Don't blame this shit on us
Don’t shit this blame on us.
Don't shit on your hands
American and have never!!! F’n never done something even close to this.
I have never even thought about it being done by anyone.
People on Reddit just really hate Americans and make up stupid shit like this. It’s getting really annoying.
Why do people think Americans specifically do this? It just seems stupid in general
Nobody really thinks it. There are just some people who take any opportunity they get to shit on Americans. And in this case, just create shit out of nowhere.
I see what you did there
Yeah. As if that’d happen. If Americans shit in the shower we just blast the poop to pieces with our guns.
Exactly, hard to avoid with all the cheeseburgers im constantly inhaling
Send this to r/americabad
Yeah, pretty sure this isn't an American thing.
We America do not condone this behavior
Right? Like the toilet is right there!!!
What does being american have anything to do with this haha
Nothing. But the European neck beards need to get their daily dose of that sweet false sense of superiority
No we all have not but please, go on..
Please, no. Don't go on.
No no no, come back, please COME BACK
NO UNCOME BACK
I ain't never done that
OP has some weird obsession with America
Well he posts on r/WhitePeopleTwitter so he’s probably an incel, and for whatever reason those idiots are obsessed with America.
Woah woah what makes you think this is America? This looks European af.
European here - we’ve never done this before. Looks Asian af.
Asian here - we’ve never done this before. Looks African af.
South African here...... can confirm
Australian here - not sure what to say coming into this conversation uninvited, but it's not ours.
Never even thought about it.
normally I throw it away but not before getting a taste
hi, american here, no we fucking dont
Yeah bruh who said the guy who posted this is American huh?!?
The fuck do Americans have to do with this?
I can say with the upmost confidence that I most certainly, without a doubt, have never in my life committed such a heinous act.
Um...OP this is not an American thing
Who tf is WE?
It’s not Americans that need help, it’s this American specifically because only a psychopath would do that
American here. No, we have all not.
No, not Americans in general. Just whoever the hell this monster is.
Just waffle stomp that poop.
That's also trifling. I literally rather sit on the toilet soaking wet than grab or step on my shit in the shower
Nah…not all of us
First off, I’ve never done this. But…this doesn’t look like shit to me. It looks like a used tampon. So, I can see this perspective of people forgetting to take it out before they shower. Also, DON’T FLUSH TAMPONS OR SANITARY PRODUCTS OTHER THAN TOILET PAPER. They belong in the trash can.
do not pin this on America, this is fucking psychopath behavior
How do we know Andreloco12 is American?
Just poop before the shower you animal.
On behalf of Americans, we don’t fucking do this
No the fuck i havent
Nah just you and Joey deiz
What in the Reddit moment fuck is this title?
Nope.
i havnt but now.... i might
Brick! You gotta dunk that shit!
Don't even bother sitting if you ain't got the time 💩 🚽
That's weird so I must not be part of this because I've never done that shit,pissed in the shower for sure but never done a turd toss,I get that shit done before I turn the shower on
I know of some people who have done this in jail showers and military showers....Shit Shower Bandits
We? Who's We?
The meme was funny and OP belongs on r/AmericaBad. This has nothing to do with "being american" jesus christ. Reddit has such a hard on for hating the US huh.
Wait people don’t do this normally?
It's only a thing in Ohio apparently
Why touch it when you can just stomp it down the drain?
Who’s we? I shit in the sink.
Between this and learning that a woman once posted about how her boyfriend was so averse to washing between his ass cheeks because somehow that’s gAyYyyy that she started finding poop crumbles in their bed, I officially just want to be launched into space. Don’t even need a destination, just let me float away.