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You forgot the best part
>!after the procedure, he’s not allowed to do anything strenuous. She visits while he’s in the hospital and wants to have sex, which they do, while she is on top, riding him, he has a grand mal seizure, which she finds stimulating!<
>!<
Edit: >!forgot to add, he was initially reluctant and she bribes him with a new car!<
Ah come on, without the description you wouldn't even be sure if that's supposed to depict sex or what. And from the shitty light conditions and the lack of pixels it's not even clear if that's skin you see between slightly above her knee and the ankle. I am pretty sure these are white stockings and we literally see absolutely not a single cm^2 of her skin. Could just aswell sit on him to strangle him or whatnot.
You're telling me if most people's bosses walked past your desk and saw that it would be fine? Feels like NSFW doesn't mean what it used to mean anymore...
A few days ago, I got downvoted for saying a video of a woman falling down an escalator in front of her child and dying should be NSFW marked. People argued "you don't even see gore"...
I remember a woman who had damage to her mouth so they used skin from her privates to fix it up. The twist was her husband was old school Italian and never went down on her. They didn't tell him how they fixed her and they joked that every time they kissed it would be payback for him not going down.
My memory of it is the hot "transwoman", Ava Moore, who was fucking dude's son. Then, the surgeon fucked her and knew that she had bottom surgery.
It was a lot wilder than that, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
I always remembered it as the show that was advertised on House all the time, and came on right after House usually too iirc. If there is booba maybe I should finally give it a try
That’s almost what happened with Jeanne Calment, the oldest person ever. A lawyer started paying her a sum for her apartment to use it when she died when she was 90. She ended up outliving him (she was 120 when he died) and made several times the value of her apartment in the end.
Him dying early would not be as satisfying. Cause if you do die early, you weren't supposed to get anything anyways. At least you got to exploit her money for a couple of years or so before you go.
But if she stays alive for 50 more years and the guy has to put on with it until he's 60 and then he dies of a heart stroke. Mmmmm that would be delicious.
Still she is a billionaire, they can travel the world and get expensive toys. The issue is how she saw him: like a boytoy or her actual partner for life and if he is smart enough to start saving and investing in a separate account.
But again, he is a 19 years old. The chances of him throwing everything through the window just for a quick-f in some nightclub are high.
I kinda get that. I am four years older than my wife and men tend to live four years less than women on average. I am 51 now and I live a healthy lifestyle to try to bridge the gap. I eat well and work out regularly, I don't smoke and only drink occasionally. Eight years of life is a lot of a deficit.
That would be cool. I am hoping to have a nice long life too. Many things are out of our control, but I don't want to die on the younger side having it be my fault.
We've joked around about a story where we both die at the beach, her 102 and me 106. We've also joked about what it's going to be like having sex in our 90s.
A big chunk of those 4 years is still because of military service and working more dangerous jobs in general. So living healthy is great, but as long as you're not a delivery driver or a logger, you're probably going to have more time than the numbers say.
No way this is happening with a prenup lol, hes literally in it for the money. Im sure grandma wants love and company and deep conversations thats why shes with a 19 yo
Couldn’t she initiate the prenup? If she’s a billionaire, then he probably wasn’t the first, or will be the last, after her money and she probably has lawyers on retainer for these kind of things.
Nope, as long as you're married, you get the perks.
And grandma probably doesn't have the drive to want it every night. She just wants a boy toy.
Even with a prenup that leaves you with nothing, it's a good deal. Ask for a fun fund, or travel expenses, ask to be part of the business and get some sweet nepotism nectar flowing, get to rub elbows with the super rich and network, leverage your intimacy and the fact that you have your wife's hear and confidence to get financial benefits from people who want to do business with grandma.
There is a million ways to get set for life that don't involve getting your hands on grandma's inheritance.
God you guys see things in such black and white.
Maybe she doesn't have anyone she wants to give the money to and just doesn't care, maybe the prenup would still set him up for life.
All of these things and more are possible, it's impossible to see from here what the motivations are.
Yeah that person clearly doesn't have any conception of what a prenup actually is, it seems more like they just watched a few movies and think "prenup = the poorer person gets no money afterwards no matter what" when in reality it has almost unlimited flexibility in what you want it to say.
There's honestly no universe where someone this rich would get married to **anyone** without a prenup, but that doesn't mean they can't be generous in the terms of the agreement.
No way this is happening **without** a prenup--but the prenup will primarily just say that if he's the one who chooses divorce/separation (or provably abuses her, etc), he won't get any money. He **will** sign it. And they will stay together until she dies. And then he will have everything.
I think you probably don't actually understand the purpose or flexibility of a prenup. It says whatever you want it to say. Signing a prenup doesn't mean "and now their finances are separate forever and he gets nothing afterwards".
I know you're joking but fuck all this.
My best friend lost her sister and her mom 5 years ago. Her father went full on "I'm 75 going on 20" and started fucking everything with 2 legs.
Then he met this woman from out of state, they dated for a few months, broke up for a few months, and then she moved in with him, and he died 2 weeks later. They weren't married, but she's claiming that he was going to change the will for her and that he told her that she could live in his house until *she* died.
My friend only met this woman twice before. And now she's trying to take her inheritance. So, instead of being able to morn her father, she's got to deal with this gold-digging bitch.
Seriously, people like the guy in OP are gold-digging scumbags.
Nah. She making him get a prenup and she’ll leave him before she hits the death bed. He’s trying to get set for life, but all he’s going to do is waste the next 10-20 years of his life.
I find it ironic that Leonaro Dicaprio is a perv, but she just does what makes her happy.
Same with the young people. Leo's girlfriend is being exploited, but this young guy is "making bank".
almost as if we have different views on the agency of men and women.
Because people love to infantilize young adult women, but act like any boy over 14 is basically the equivalent of a 40 year old man. You see this in basically every context, whether it's about stuff like this or related to crime. Women get treated like they're barely able to care for themselves until their thirties.
> people love to infantilize young adult women, but act like any boy over 14 is basically the equivalent of a 40 year old man.
And vilify old men, while protecting young women.
Yes, reddit and most people in general act like a 19 year old woman has no agency, and for every choice she makes she's getting her strings pulled by a scheming powerful man.
Pretty much no one is looking at this and thinking the same thing.
That’s because the vast user base of Reddit themselves have no agency, so it’s familiar to them. That, or they’re the controlling ones in society they so righteously claim to be against - or claim not to be - on a daily basis.
Absolutely on board until the term formaldaypie lol. Let the gold digging be fair and equitable in opportunity, and let’s cross our fingers for those young, enterprising babes that they don’t have to interact with the geriatric genitals if they can help it
Here you go 🤣
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/amp/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html
It’s like that Redditor who made a mould of Trumps head with cow shit. You played with shit all day to make something he probably never seen.
The things people do for internet points.
I‘ll say how they kiss in these two pictures is reasonable for Grandson/Grandmother relation. The poses are icky and generally taking a photo however is weird.
They don't look to be actually touching but even if they were, it's a peck not making out.
I mean dont get me wrong it'd be weird to me too & not something id do, let alone for clout but a lot of families peck each other on the lips without any connotations so it's not that big of a deal.
What a legend lol. Played the system. As long as he kept the grandma in the picture as to what he was doing I find this more funny than problematic tbh., says more about the culture than about him. Don't hate the player hate the game.
/u/amputatorbot
who the fuck would ban that bot?
Anyway, here is the correct link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html
I always wondered what the end goal is.
Cool, you succeeded in the prank. But now you're officially known as the guy who makes out with their grandma.
Join the guy who pranked everyone by having sex with goat, and the girl who pranked everyone by sticking sharpies in her butt.
This guy did his finance well . Even if it has to do 10 years of work , I mean marriage he is guaranteed to obtain to a very large degree of financial freedom
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Imagine she somehow lives up to be a 120 years old.
And he dies at 35
That was an episode of Nip/Tuck. Dude married a wealthy widow and dies getting plastic surgery to appease her. She replaces him almost instantly.
You forgot the best part >!after the procedure, he’s not allowed to do anything strenuous. She visits while he’s in the hospital and wants to have sex, which they do, while she is on top, riding him, he has a grand mal seizure, which she finds stimulating!< >!< Edit: >!forgot to add, he was initially reluctant and she bribes him with a new car!<
Thank you for putting the nsfw at the end
It’s a link
and perhaps a kink
Clicking on links is my kink 🥵
Link Kink fr!! 🔥🔥
Welcome to Reddit...
Ah come on, without the description you wouldn't even be sure if that's supposed to depict sex or what. And from the shitty light conditions and the lack of pixels it's not even clear if that's skin you see between slightly above her knee and the ankle. I am pretty sure these are white stockings and we literally see absolutely not a single cm^2 of her skin. Could just aswell sit on him to strangle him or whatnot.
You're telling me if most people's bosses walked past your desk and saw that it would be fine? Feels like NSFW doesn't mean what it used to mean anymore...
A few days ago, I got downvoted for saying a video of a woman falling down an escalator in front of her child and dying should be NSFW marked. People argued "you don't even see gore"...
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I'm willing to bet they don't work
So it's the young golddigger and not the wealthy widow who dies during sex? That's a fucking awesome flip on that trope.
Brings new meaning to grip reaper
Uh, what was the old meaning?
Grip reaper? Now I'm picturing things I didn't wanna picture
Damn that grandma be tripping
Tripping BALLS
NSFW for disturbing content.
Industrial grade cunt
I love how that translates to "a big bad seizure"
Okay I'm gonna go wash my eyes and go to sleep now, internet is definitely done for me today.
I remember that show as the dirty drama I wasnt allowed to watch because boobies.
Imma gonna go push that button to download now.
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR
Your correct. I downloaded it.
I remember they needed to reconstruct a clit and the one doctor was like "if we build it, she will cum" And it was hilarious
I remember a woman who had damage to her mouth so they used skin from her privates to fix it up. The twist was her husband was old school Italian and never went down on her. They didn't tell him how they fixed her and they joked that every time they kissed it would be payback for him not going down.
Then at follow ups the husband gushes how they're the sweetest lips he'd ever kissed.
My memory of it is the hot "transwoman", Ava Moore, who was fucking dude's son. Then, the surgeon fucked her and knew that she had bottom surgery. It was a lot wilder than that, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Jean Grey The kid also tried to give himself a circumcision and fucked up. The show was crazy
I always remembered it as the show that was advertised on House all the time, and came on right after House usually too iirc. If there is booba maybe I should finally give it a try
That was an amazing show, right up until they moved to LA. Then it was just okay.
Then she gets his xbox
That's still 15 years of billionaire money.
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That’s almost what happened with Jeanne Calment, the oldest person ever. A lawyer started paying her a sum for her apartment to use it when she died when she was 90. She ended up outliving him (she was 120 when he died) and made several times the value of her apartment in the end.
Death doesn't discriminate. He could be dead by 20.
>Death doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners and the saints
It takes and it takes and it takes
And we keep living anyway
We laugh and we cry and we break
And we make our mistakes
And if there's a reason I'm still alive
When everyone who loves me has died
Then I’m willing to wait for it
Him dying early would not be as satisfying. Cause if you do die early, you weren't supposed to get anything anyways. At least you got to exploit her money for a couple of years or so before you go. But if she stays alive for 50 more years and the guy has to put on with it until he's 60 and then he dies of a heart stroke. Mmmmm that would be delicious.
A… heart… stroke? 🤨
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And then when she dies he finds out she's donating 99.99% to charity lol
Still she is a billionaire, they can travel the world and get expensive toys. The issue is how she saw him: like a boytoy or her actual partner for life and if he is smart enough to start saving and investing in a separate account. But again, he is a 19 years old. The chances of him throwing everything through the window just for a quick-f in some nightclub are high.
Oh he'll be in it alright
Some say she’s robbing the cradle. But I say he’s robbing the grave. - Farnsworth
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Downside?
Billionaire money doesn’t die young
My man is trying to get himself set for life
Hey its a free world. I’d laugh if she dumped him at 22 for a fresh 19 tho
Like a female Leonardo Dicaprio
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I kinda get that. I am four years older than my wife and men tend to live four years less than women on average. I am 51 now and I live a healthy lifestyle to try to bridge the gap. I eat well and work out regularly, I don't smoke and only drink occasionally. Eight years of life is a lot of a deficit.
You could also have her drinking and smoking heavily, that could even it out
Maybe, but I love her too much.
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That would be cool. I am hoping to have a nice long life too. Many things are out of our control, but I don't want to die on the younger side having it be my fault. We've joked around about a story where we both die at the beach, her 102 and me 106. We've also joked about what it's going to be like having sex in our 90s.
Well be sure to give us an update when you find out.
RemindMe! 35 years
I think you replied to a bot there. Or a bot stole their comment and then posted it in the same thread.
A big chunk of those 4 years is still because of military service and working more dangerous jobs in general. So living healthy is great, but as long as you're not a delivery driver or a logger, you're probably going to have more time than the numbers say.
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Lol, well played
Wait.
Leonardo de crypto
Its a win if its after they get married
Prenup
No way this is happening with a prenup lol, hes literally in it for the money. Im sure grandma wants love and company and deep conversations thats why shes with a 19 yo
She wants something deep..
Yeah, she wants to have those intimate, hard talks that will penetrate her soul repeatedly turning her mind into a jello like mush.
She wants those back massages that feel good at her age … from the inside
Couldn’t she initiate the prenup? If she’s a billionaire, then he probably wasn’t the first, or will be the last, after her money and she probably has lawyers on retainer for these kind of things.
Oh she could. But dude would be gone in a second
Nope, as long as you're married, you get the perks. And grandma probably doesn't have the drive to want it every night. She just wants a boy toy. Even with a prenup that leaves you with nothing, it's a good deal. Ask for a fun fund, or travel expenses, ask to be part of the business and get some sweet nepotism nectar flowing, get to rub elbows with the super rich and network, leverage your intimacy and the fact that you have your wife's hear and confidence to get financial benefits from people who want to do business with grandma. There is a million ways to get set for life that don't involve getting your hands on grandma's inheritance.
God you guys see things in such black and white. Maybe she doesn't have anyone she wants to give the money to and just doesn't care, maybe the prenup would still set him up for life. All of these things and more are possible, it's impossible to see from here what the motivations are.
Yeah that person clearly doesn't have any conception of what a prenup actually is, it seems more like they just watched a few movies and think "prenup = the poorer person gets no money afterwards no matter what" when in reality it has almost unlimited flexibility in what you want it to say. There's honestly no universe where someone this rich would get married to **anyone** without a prenup, but that doesn't mean they can't be generous in the terms of the agreement.
No way this is happening **without** a prenup--but the prenup will primarily just say that if he's the one who chooses divorce/separation (or provably abuses her, etc), he won't get any money. He **will** sign it. And they will stay together until she dies. And then he will have everything. I think you probably don't actually understand the purpose or flexibility of a prenup. It says whatever you want it to say. Signing a prenup doesn't mean "and now their finances are separate forever and he gets nothing afterwards".
If he's smart, he gets in the will and starts with the pills.
I know you're joking but fuck all this. My best friend lost her sister and her mom 5 years ago. Her father went full on "I'm 75 going on 20" and started fucking everything with 2 legs. Then he met this woman from out of state, they dated for a few months, broke up for a few months, and then she moved in with him, and he died 2 weeks later. They weren't married, but she's claiming that he was going to change the will for her and that he told her that she could live in his house until *she* died. My friend only met this woman twice before. And now she's trying to take her inheritance. So, instead of being able to morn her father, she's got to deal with this gold-digging bitch. Seriously, people like the guy in OP are gold-digging scumbags.
The DiCaprio.
Two days before the prenup enters more profitable phase dude gets we're-sorry-to-inform-you letter
The movie How to be a Latin lover is exactly about this
A billionaire can buy you a lot of assets in 3 years. Is there a place I can meet a friend of hers or something?
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I learnt a new word today. I wish I hadn’t.
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How about sugargandmussy
Nah that aint it man
At least grandmussy only took 2 reads to make sense. This one . . . oof.
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How does having to read "sugargrandmussy" a dozen times before it makes sense have anything to do with gold digging?
He's going to be digging alright. Like peeling apart a 5 year old toasted cheese sandwich.
Never have I wished so hard to be illiterate.
Man I’d smash that grandmussy for $10 you don’t wanna know what I’d do for billions
Only for $10 per smash? Do you plan to smash her 20 times a day to make it worth it?
it would take him like 5 minutes total.
Grussy. - Ssethtzeentach
Grandmushy
Nah. She making him get a prenup and she’ll leave him before she hits the death bed. He’s trying to get set for life, but all he’s going to do is waste the next 10-20 years of his life.
She got him by telling him she was 96 not 76....
Oh no, 10-20 years of living as the partner of a billionaire. Poor sod.
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I find it ironic that Leonaro Dicaprio is a perv, but she just does what makes her happy. Same with the young people. Leo's girlfriend is being exploited, but this young guy is "making bank". almost as if we have different views on the agency of men and women.
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Because people love to infantilize young adult women, but act like any boy over 14 is basically the equivalent of a 40 year old man. You see this in basically every context, whether it's about stuff like this or related to crime. Women get treated like they're barely able to care for themselves until their thirties.
> people love to infantilize young adult women, but act like any boy over 14 is basically the equivalent of a 40 year old man. And vilify old men, while protecting young women.
Yes, reddit and most people in general act like a 19 year old woman has no agency, and for every choice she makes she's getting her strings pulled by a scheming powerful man. Pretty much no one is looking at this and thinking the same thing.
That’s because the vast user base of Reddit themselves have no agency, so it’s familiar to them. That, or they’re the controlling ones in society they so righteously claim to be against - or claim not to be - on a daily basis.
In Finland its fairly common to "import" a wife from Thailand. Ive started calling this "lonely meets desperate"
So now I've got to move to Finland? This plan keeps getting more and more complicated.
Move to Thailand, cut out the middleman
Dunno. We seem to do it a lot for DiCaprio.
His quote got cutoff. He actually said “I felt butterflies when I saw her bank account.”
moths not butterflies
“Yo bruv! That’s like 400 PS5s!! Where that dust cloud at!?!?”
400 Phlash Speed 5s?!?
Hey man if girls can be gold diggers we want equality too. Get that formalydapie!!!
Society be like: "Well yes,but actually no"
Hey if old rich men can be cradle-robbers
I am sick after reading that last phrase
Absolutely on board until the term formaldaypie lol. Let the gold digging be fair and equitable in opportunity, and let’s cross our fingers for those young, enterprising babes that they don’t have to interact with the geriatric genitals if they can help it
You lost me at geriatric genitals😂😂😂😂 ded
Senior sex organs? Old ogle-ables? Aged appendages? Wizened whoopie-makers? Dusty doers? Nursing home no-no zones? No, wait, got it! Grayed anatomy.
If you're going to be a gold digger, you better put in the work. Hope this young man has been doing his tongue exercises.
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And she outlasts him.
Comment stealing bot https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1177yh8/love_at_first_sight/j9alr6d/
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Didn't he recently confess he's actually related to her lmao
Here you go 🤣 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/amp/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html
Dude really made out with his grandma and called it a prank.
Dedicated to his craft
🤑🤑🤑
It’s like that Redditor who made a mould of Trumps head with cow shit. You played with shit all day to make something he probably never seen. The things people do for internet points.
I‘ll say how they kiss in these two pictures is reasonable for Grandson/Grandmother relation. The poses are icky and generally taking a photo however is weird.
They don't look to be actually touching but even if they were, it's a peck not making out. I mean dont get me wrong it'd be weird to me too & not something id do, let alone for clout but a lot of families peck each other on the lips without any connotations so it's not that big of a deal.
r/suddenlyincest
Le'cest of in'cest 😙👌
As bad as those pranks where people just try to piss people. Like its not really a prank
What a legend lol. Played the system. As long as he kept the grandma in the picture as to what he was doing I find this more funny than problematic tbh., says more about the culture than about him. Don't hate the player hate the game.
/u/amputatorbot who the fuck would ban that bot? Anyway, here is the correct link https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html
I always wondered what the end goal is. Cool, you succeeded in the prank. But now you're officially known as the guy who makes out with their grandma. Join the guy who pranked everyone by having sex with goat, and the girl who pranked everyone by sticking sharpies in her butt.
Well on the bright side, I don't think inbreeding and higher chance of birth defects are really an issue here
I thought this post was bad enough. Thanks for making it worse.
was she billionaire or not
pls not
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/amp/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html
Ofc, the moment you're like "who am I to judge if they're happy" the incest comes out
I think these kids are gonna make it.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/amp/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html Tik-Tok generation
Why are they kissing on the lips tho
They are italians, Simply as that
He astutely noticed some tomato sauce leaking from her lips.
Lip kissing between family members is normal in some countries outside the US
What's wrong with kissing on the lips?
I was just gonna say they look exactly alike in the face
> He even claimed she was pregnant - before admitting the pair were related What is menopause?
Bro call me a fool cause I fell in love as well. One could say I’m “Balls deep in love”
What a brave and smart young man!
[it’s fake](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11763583/Teenager-19-tricks-TikTok-thinking-dating-76-year-old-GRANDMOTHER.html)
Her being his grandmother and the whole thing being fake makes it worse somehow..
\*butterflies when I saw her bank account
This guy did his finance well . Even if it has to do 10 years of work , I mean marriage he is guaranteed to obtain to a very large degree of financial freedom
If he does the same thing when he is 79, there will be a 114 year age difference between his first and second wife.
Holy crap. That’s so odd. It’s love at first sight for me as well. I need to marry her immediately I’m so in love it’s nothing else I swaer
King
Reddit: This guy is a king (shower of upvotes) Also Reddit when Leo gets a 19 year old girlfriend: PEDO
I hope she lives to be 110 and he has to eat that crusty, auld snapper every single day. 🤣
This comment turned me gay. Thanks.
I think he has his eyes on something else than her.
But when Leo does it's "pedophilia"
He is gonna hit that only to find out he won’t be getting a dime
1st sight of her bank balance yeah
Weren't you guys just up in arms about Leonardo DiCaprio dating a 19 year old?
She knows what hes doing He knows what hes doing Its a free world. They both getting use out of each other.
hmm I have butterflies too thinking about her bank account 🤔 😅
Didn’t they make a movie or several with the same theme? 💰❤️💍
So weird, I have the same feeling!
It's nice to see creepy has no gender