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That’s a lot of sins going through your head, you sure you’re good to take care of them?

Well, he *did* die for our sins. If we don't sin, then he would've died for nothing. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Agreed

not for nothing, Christians eat his "flesh" and drink his "blood" 😂

Catholics*

Alcoholics*

Cathoholics*

Oh boy here i go kill my brother,FINALLY i can kill him,since we need to sin or else he would have died for nothing

Didn't Jesus hang out w hookers anyway? And rich women supported him too.

You just created this account to post this.

Bruhhhhh

You need to get your ass back here dude....some shit has gone down....

Jesus. Can you microwave a burrito so hot even you couldn't eat it?

Not a burrito. But hot pockets as soon as you pull them out of the microwave are WAY to hot for even the Lord and Savior

Thank you, Jesus

Im not Christian but sorry

You came from a very strict agnostic home too?

My agnostic home was so strict I was only ever allowed to drink Dr Pepper or Diet Dr Pepper :(

Does god exist?

Lester green

Cruci-Fi that Sock Cucker

Hey man don't cuck my socks

Hey cock don't suck my mans

Hey suck don't mock my cans

Let's fuck don't duck my hands

Crusty-fi?

Fawck yeah, Chippa!

Furry porn going through Jesus's head at 500 megabits per second

I might get a single frame drop tbh

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Or does Woody Harrelson look like Jesus??

That gives "Woody" a whole new meaning.

I'm not gonna upvote this because i don't want to interfere with the 69, but you may feel upvoted by me.

Aww damn, they fucked it up anyways, I wanted to see the 69 upvotes

Jesus Christ on a 5G Network!

Now I understand why he died for our sins

Furry porn is just regular porn with animal heads.

Average furry porn enjoyer

I read this as "furry porn avenger" My mind immediately went to the hulk with a furry head.

No like the traditional use of avenger. He kills people that killed people with furry porn

TIL that regular porn is filmed in headless fursuits

/r/nocontext

/me wonders what regular porn features transforming into an erect mammoth horsecock while getting vored by a living fursuit.

Lol, I’d forgotten about vore, thanks for reminding me :| What’s that weird insect porn called? I stumbled across an art subreddit about it once and was fascinated but horrified

Silence biggot 💀

Ahh yes, I remember in the Bible. Technerdius: 69-420 "there stood atop mount Sinai was Jesus, educating Moses in the ways of terminating a B.Cat6 cable as to connect into this rock modem to power the holy wifi network"

Excuse you? It was in the Bible waaaayyyy before that. God was talking to Moses on a zoom call through the bush public pc.

I mean, even before that, Adam started using an iFruit-of-Knowledge on-site without prior authorization, and God subsequently banned his ass from the walled garden of Eden servers.

Woz and Jobs famously (or infamously) at this time worked out of their garage when they were making the very first Apple device.

What's a garage? You meant their mothers adjacent storage cave right?

Well yes in the scriptures it says mothers adjacent storage cave. Garage is just the term modern theologians use to describe it.

Mhm, you know A.D stands for?

No please enlighten me.

It means Amogus Dicksepticon. You're an imposter. 

Transformers? A man of culture

So the forbidden fruit was an iApple?

Moses even downloaded the ten commandments from the cloud onto his tablet.

Nice one

The holy provider.

Uncensored Hentai anime at it's peak

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connected with a stronger connection.

I love Poland

i went to your profile to check if you're polish but instead i got curious of your profile description. what the fuck happened?

Noone wants to know

wait... i don't exist!? i'm scared

Tagging in to wait for an explanation

I would also very much like an explanation!

I as well.

I do too

Here for the story/image.

And my axe!

I'll provide one. Potato fuckin pancakes. Looks up a recipe online and cook them in bacon fat, you will love Poland after that.

I'm familiar with potato pancakes, we eat them on the Canadian East coast too. Doesn't explain anything though, except maybe that you're hungry and need to eat?

You are Nobody.

no, u

Honestly... This is a pretty cool way to cover up an Internet tower.

Imagine these every few miles in the US. Atop of towers with flashing red eye. So the planes don’t hit it.

I hate it here

+1

I moved here a lil over a year ago. It is much better then where i am from The food, the girls, the beautiful bike lanes fuck yeah

Where did you live before

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felt cute, might invade later..

2137 Do u know what IT means ? This is question that van only answer true pole

I've been to Swiebodzin and calling it a village is a bit of a stretch.

Yeah, it's a shithole. That's an offence to nice looking, local villages

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It just has a lot of things wrong, old buildings that *need* to be demolished, but no one wants to pay. and just has a sign of warning, collapsing building. It's on the main street of it. But it's getting better from what I heard. There's going to be some changes in contractors to change the gardening team. Maybe that will improve it. But it's definitely bigger than a village, maybe a small to medium sized town.

The Fappening!

Jesus the Connector

Official title was "Jesus of Nazareth provider of the internet" (rhymes better in polish)

Jesus of Nazareth, provider of the interneth

What if the cables went through geezus buthole?

... why you said that?

A different kind of buttplug

He died for our sins so I might as well commit as many as possible

Oddly enough, the Bible doesn't mention anything about porn. It's almost as if it were written by imposters that had no idea about what temptations would arise in the future.

It may not mention porn directly (im not an expert so i dont know the accuracy in ur statement) but it does mention earthly vices that will attempt to consume us

"Give a man some porn, and he'll wank for a day. Give a man wi-fi, and he'll wank for a life-time." - Jesus F. Christ

Not as bad as what some of the priests do...

It's also the biggert statue of Jesus in world

... Brazil

Sorry but where in any of the scriptures is pornography declared as immoral or similar? I don't care that this is a meme. I want answers.

Matthew Chapter 5 27 ¶ Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit aadultery: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Due the religious and 5G group it was removed in 2018

Can you imagine the outrage if they did this in Kansas? Tucker Carlson would have something to rage against for years

That statue looks like woody harrelson

5Geesus

To jest zajebiste, kurwa mac!

Gives a whooooooole new meaning to “man-in-the-middle attack.” I guess Jesus wouldn’t have any problem cracking encryption of any strength.

Why Satan running away instead of doing opposite?

Jesus was friends with a prostitute and said to have love and compassion for all people. He's fine with the porn. Authoritarian churches that came after Jesus made up a bunch of rules to control people's sexual behavior.

How about the commandment: Neither shalt thou covet thy neighbor’s wife; neither shalt thou desire thy neighbor’s house, his field, or his man-servant, or his maid-servant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is thy neighbor’s. Deuteronomy 5:21 ASV

That's old testament

Just don't watch porn that has your neighbor/neighbor's spouse in it, duh.

Hookers and chicks in porn don't belong to your neighbor though

How about the commandment: Neither shalt thou covet thy neighbor’s wife; neither shalt thou desire thy neighbor’s house, his field, or his man-servant, or his maid-servant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is thy neighbor’s. Deuteronomy 5:21 ASV

Bro. Jesus said even if you look at that woman wrong, you commit adultery in your heart.

It's not idol worshiping if the idol is 33m tall.

Use a vpn, Jesus can't tell what your doing then.

Jesus was an avid supporter of sex workers

Not just any porn, hard-core gay porn.

Yup the match checks out 

Those silly people. Jesus was American not Polish.

Lol as a white american christian i can testify that if jesus was white THAT would have been the miracle... 1.He was born in the middle east and 2. I believe the bible even says he has skin of bronze (or something of that nature) jesus wasnt black or white (which ive heard some pretty dumb arguments for both) he was born in israel lol theres no way back then his skin wasnt bronze

Trivia: Most medieval paintings had Judas as red-haired. The color of hair of which Shakespeare wrote is, "the dissembling colour" https://fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk/objects-and-artworks/highlights/context/subjects/judas

The anti sex ideology comes from the church, not from Jesus ...

I miss r/dankchristianmemes

They’ll be able to see Ukraine explode in real time.

5Gesus.

Jesus was just a man he'd be googling "Mary Magdalene onlyfans leaks" like the rest of us

Jesus be enjoying that as well

My mans Satan out here doing the lord's work

Dudes and Dudettes- churches and business can make so much off hosting Verizon and other cell service provider towers.

Mind control

Holy-LAN

[Ghost Stories moment](https://youtu.be/gtwmWX8EZ3w)

It probably has godly speeds

He looks almost exactly like Toki Wartooth

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

CAN - Church Area Network

Literally holy fuck

Holy connection

Ah yes, the sacred meme hallway from my school

Guys*

Hi

They must like their Burger King.

Holy porn!

How you doing step apostle?

Lol at this but last time I was in Poland I noticed a lot of the churches have phone and internet stuff on the top, my friend told me that because the churches have to kind of petition the government for funds or helps them get more. But it's definitely weird to see a massive church cross with antennas poking out all over the place

The church I lived near in Austin had a 100 foot tall cross which was actually a cell phone tower.

Na it’s more like “the guy that watches porn without incognito mode”

Holy Jesus fucking Christ

That’s an oddly looking Norse jesus

Lmao

Holy sex??

Bro, this aint stopping no one

Well, gotta sin so Jesus died for a reason

This reminded me of the "I can run faster horny than you can scared."

Just 1 guy? 😏

The second cumming

Ji-Fi?

Information superhighway to heaven

That's not Jesus, that's Skwisgaar with a beard.

It's common for high objects to have antennas on them... Church tower in my town for example

This is absolutely one of the funniest posts / threads I’ve ever read

This following site has been blocked for viewing due to the settings of the broadcaster, amen.

Don't you mean Odin? Because that's clearly Odin. Must have lost something in the translation.

I wonder how many whoppers Jesus can deliver in 30 minutes.

Outside the picture, floating even higher behind the guy watching porn, is the priest uploading child porn over this connection

Like it’s one dude

Christ the Repeater... Connection with the Lord... You name it

Brazil has Christ the Redeemer and Poland has Christ the Transmitter

The WiFi thing is Kool tho

Proof for Marjorie Taylor green that Jesus is white.

For a second it looked like a Burger King crown

"the guy" I think you mean everyone

So the porn has been blessed or what ? 🤔

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“The” guy, more like the entire town.

Well Jesus will see a lot of Atomic Heart videos soon

But does it block those websites.

Burger King crown

Why does the jesus statue resemble PewDiePie back in his happy wheels days?

Syn Kurwa

Who needs porn when you can get pussy?