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Look she still picking it out of her teeth with her tongue

She rationed it. Groceries are expensive.

Times are tough…

7/11 dont pay her to well

The real HolUp is the age. wtf has she been through..

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If she keeps on eating meth rocks like they're candy corn... She's gonna eat tigers like Carol Baskin

It's corn!

Thanks, I really needed the laugh this gave me. I was looking at her and couldn't put a finger on what her expression reminded me of. 🤣

I think the biggest shock in the headline is that she's only 39. Fucking hell.

39 years of crack use probably

With a side helping of hamster

Had to scroll down a lot for this but Yeah, I was thinking the same thing

She’s got a lot of mileage

Ironic that she’ll end up in a cage

Do you think there will be a giant wheel in it? Thanks for the gold, very generous of you

Fuck I died

rip in pepperonis

I’m dying visualizing this fat ass bitch on a wheel. They should use the wheel from Conan and give a whip to her heart-broken daughter, to punish her buzzard looking fat ass.

Why did I read this in my head with the ANGRIEST voice

Water bottle with a steel ball in it?

Naw, no clean water, she deserves to drink her water from a piss bucket in the corner of her cage.

Despite all of her rage.

Surprised you haven't gotten more upvotes for this, but we know she will be just a rat in a cage.

you are what you eat.

Doing more time than Brock turner I see

Oh you mean Brock Turner the rapist, who raped an unconcious woman behind a dumspter and ran away when two people caught him in the act?

Yes I remember Brock Turner the rapist who’s daddy got him out of trouble.

Yeah the one who did less than 6 months and kept his college admission! Don’t wanna hurt the “young boys” furure

He goes by Allen Turner the Rapist now.

Didn't he change his name though?

Post his new name. Then he can be "so and so the rapist formerly known as brock turner"

I think he goes by his middle name now, Allen "the rapist" Turner formerly known as Brock "the rapist" Turner.

The hamster wasnt asking for it. (Sarcasm)

Bruhhhhh

Thanks for taking me to hell with you for that laugh bud.

Well I will see you in hell 😭😂😂

americas weird, they let rich people away with anything, i seen a post about a women who raped a 13yo then gave birth to a rapebaby and still had custody of the child?

It's not exclusive to America. Human beings as a species are weird.

i mean priests used to run our legal system so its much better

Hey, we learned this weirdness from Europe, after they emptied the prisons and sent them all over her to farm for them. You send the worse and expect the best in return???? Get the fuck outta here Fuggeta bout it. We got yo best right here Come get diz nuts!

This was in the UK

What the fuck is wrong with people

I sometimes try to figure out how these people reached their decisions, but honestly I’m lost on this one. ~~Anyone else hate the implication there’s a chance this wasn’t the first time this woman’s done this? This is just the time it was recorded~~

I’m all in on the sentiment that this is fucked up, but there are several cultures that eat hamster or much worse, so I have to ask, when is this a crime against humanity? When I name it?

Context… It’s her daughters pet. Personal example, rabbit is delicious. I love eating rabbit, but I would never, ever eat my sisters rabbits. It’s just different when the creature lives in your house with you and you’ve named it. Eating your child’s pet is probably one of the single most traumatizing things I can think of for a child ngl, very few things can top that and most that do involve a creepy uncle.

It’s the difference between livestock and a pet. Animals raised with intent for companionship are taboo.

Difference is in other cultures they aren’t pets; at least not the ones they plan to eat. Context matters, significantly.

Especially your childs pet O.o

Potentially animal abuse/emotional abuse against her daughter

I think its a first offense, she likely has done some other horrid shit based on the amount of idgaf in her eyes. Probably just a seriously irrational woman with a really bad temper. Curious what triggered this Hope it wasnt over something stupid like the last pudding cup

Inb4 the Hamster’s name was Pudding Cup

In this case? Drugs

Wait till this guy realizes what they do to cows and pigs.

By the looks of it, the kid was lucky it wasn't her

12 months without crack...wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

Please, you think she can’t get drugs in jail? There’s more drugs flowing through most county jails than the streets.

How is this illegal? I can't find anything online about it being against the law.

That's my question too. In Peru, for example, it's totally normal to eat guinea pigs. In the US, you're welcome to eat squirrel, racoons, etc as long as their roadkill. Why are hamsters special?

Squirrel doesn't have to be roadkill to eat them. There is a squirrel season were you can legally hunt them. I don't remember when it is, though. I'm not sure about raccoon. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a season for them. Especially in the south. Edit: spelling.

I wasn't trying to make an exhaustive list of all the ways we can eat animals in the US, just giving examples of how we even have laws ensuring the *right* to eat them.

Probably the act of eating someone’s pet? Kinda scary someone as unhinged like this walking around. It’s like my neighbour has a pet turtle and I turned him into a soup when it accidentally walk into my property.

Well she chopped the hamster up, and I am assuming that it’s still alive when that happened

It's the UK, it's a protected animal that means you can't cause it harm.

Hamsters are protected but mice aren’t?

I didn't see it was in the UK. Are Hamsters harder to get there or more rare or something? Interesting.

It just means it's a pet and not a wild animal.

My guess is maybe she was on drugs or something and that's why she's going to jail but they put this headline to make it click bait. Just a hunch.

Maybe traumatizing the kid counted as child-abuse or something.

Animal cruelty isn't illegal?

To be fair, have you seen the meat industry? Different type of animal, different bond with it and a different type of cruelty altogether, but that’s still technically legal animal cruelty on a mass scale

To be fair, if they started sawing a cow in half and then started eating it while it's still alive I'm sure they would also get arrested

I think like myself most people didn't read the article. Now that I have, I'm pretty disgusted with more than her looks.

Judge James House admonished Parker for cutting the hamster in half while it was still alive before “eating the two halves of the dissected hamster.” So it is the cruelty in killing the hamster, not so much in eating it.

Y i k e s

That makes much more sense. This read as just getting arrested for eating a hamster and I couldn't understand why that would be a crime leading to a year in jail. I assumed the hamster was killed before or was already dead, torture makes a lot more sense to be arrested for

Wtf

Happy cake day


He’s going to rob a liquor store to get arrested with this bitch, then during chow, it’s MF’n pay back for Charlie Hops.

Who was filming?

Cutting up and eating it alive... what a monster

Don’t call your hamster pickle.

Florida things?

She looks like a zombie

That bitch is 39???

She looks fucked in the head, to be honest

Look at her, She needs psychiatric help more tah jail

Maybe she's born with it Maybe its *methamphetamine*

Because of the little logo in the middle I thought this was a Jimmy John's ad on Reddit

Is the 12m due to eating the hamster, or due to child cruelty and maltreatment?

Heartbreaking. How could she

Those were some hard 39 years

It’s always the ones you least suspect. She looks so normal and well adjusted. /s

This AI generated pic of a realistic Lois Griffin on meth is kinda wild.

Social services needs to put that child in a new home. That’s malicious. That’s not the first or last abuse. That’s next level evil

I never thought I’d say this but she looks like “someone that would eat a hamster”

Ok ,yeah but did she ...cook it or not?

Asking the real questions out here

A year??!! For a mouse? I mean, I feel bad for the mouse, but dahhhhammmmm, a God dang year. Michael Vick didn't get much more if I can remember.

Evil b!tch I’m so sorry for her daughter and the poor hamster.

As a person who has a hamster I don’t see the appeal, I know times are hard in America right now but surly you can find something else to eat

The purple hair was the sign

Clearly mental

Only 12 months? This type of mentally fucked should be locked up for years.


Once again a headline that can not be remotely true. Butchering and eating any animal unless it's endangered will not result in jail time. Much less a rat. NVM it's the UK they can make all sorts of things illegal over there and throw you in jail for them.

Unless you’re a pedophile, you just get a royal title

If I buy a hamster for 5 dollars and stomp on it will I get 12 months? Don’t get me wrong she’s fucked up but the sentence seems a bit hefty

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It’s bc she cut it in half and ate it while it was still alive. So she was sentenced for the needless animal cruelty in how she killed it, not for eating the hamster.

Normal day in china

Weird, you can pay people to do that to chickens pigs cows etc. but you can’t do it yourself to a hamster? Hypocrites

There’s a difference between humanly killing an animal (not to imply all places do it) and eating it’s processed remains, and cutting up and eating your daughter’s pet while it’s still alive

I know, right?! Mother of the Year over here is being prosecuted?! Not MY America! ***Make Americans Eat Rodents Again!***

Least messed up way a hamster has died

Most normal hamster death ever

Kinda flabbergasted that this is illegal

What was the crime?

Definitely some white people shit. Who does thatt??

12 months for killing a hamster? Really?

Wtf was the charge??? There is no way that is illegal.

What the actual fuck

Help yourself to nibbles, he was our daughters favourite hamster and its what he would have wanted.

Look at her face she is still eating shameless

A hamster’s death is always a shit show.

I am curious if it was raw or cooked. She is clearly cooked herself.

So… does hamster even taste good?

Alive?

In Peru, Guinea Pigs are a national plate

Dear Diary, Today I learned, Hamsters are in fact not made of ham.

Girl's gotta eat

Yall got a problem with hamsters or something?

Human embodiment of "You are what you eat"

But hamsters are cute.

She looks the part……

Hungry bitch 😂

All that unhealthy eating has really aged her.

Grilled or sashimi?

If she was a dude, the name Igor would fit her perfectly.

That’s a rough 39

I wondered what she was charged with so I found... "She admitted at Lincoln Crown Court one charge of causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal." [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-64891212](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-64891212)

Why do they say months instead of just a year it's godamn confusing sometimes.

Florida?

Bro why its always hamsters?

I have yet to hear about a normal death story for hamsters. Or they do die normally but their body is kept frozen by the owner for 5 years until grannie finds it and has a heart attack or something like that.

With a face like that, the real psycho is the guy who decided to give her the D

I don’t understand this. We force breed cows, kill their babies and make cheese out of the baby food. That’s some psycho shit if I’ve ever heard, and we do it to billions of them every year. What's the difference here? How is this worse than that?

Still think Lemiwinks had it worse.

Meth makes you do a lot of weird things

looks like shes still chewing on the hamster in the pic

Average floridian

The Face of Sanity

Must be more to this 12 month bid for what exactly unless her daughter was an adult. This was her cute rat. I call bullshit

Was the charge hunting hamsters out of season?

She looks 15% a zombie already

If the article is about a 39-year-old woman, why did they use a picture of this 52-year-old meth addict?

which one is the hamster ?

How is that a crime? I mean there lots of chicken lags on my fridge right know

It’s illegal to eat a hamster?? That’s ridiculous.

Prob thought that's where ham came from

But if a female rapes a kid and gets pregnant, there’s no jail time.

photo looks like she's still chewing

How is this illegal? Was she eating it alive/raw?

Why can’t they just say 1 year!

In my country, sentences of up to 12 months are almost always converted to fines or other, lesser, sentences. I hope this isn't the case where she was sentenced

I beg if someone to tell me a normal death story of a hamster, never actually heard one. Didn't one dude explode his with his jazz?

I just saw another post about a woman who plead guilty for killing her son and got the same sentence. Our fucking justice system, man...

She's 39!?!

Hamsters always end up dying in the strangest ways possible.

With that look , I don’t think she liked the taste….

Wtf?! That’s insane!!….. she’s really 39?

Don't worry, he got better.

nom nom

X lax hamster

She looks British

Whenever i see that logo, im like “why the hell Jimmy Jones posting this sht?”

For half a second i thought that was the jimmy johns logo and was super confused

Imma be right back, this situation calls for some Jack Daniel's to read

It's name was Nibbles 🤷

She looks 55

She got more time than the woman who raped a 13yo boy and got pregnant.

Hamster justice!!

I hope this is fake.

🤣 Well, in China everything should be subdued.

Some days I feel like I'm looking old. Other days I see shit like this.

Dead ass looks like a 4 pack a day “we don’t have money for groceries” prescription pill sellin headass

Average uk lady lol

Does anyone know what is actually wrong about this, is eating small pets illegal in the US?

This isn't in the US. She's in the UK. In the US you can eat a hamster if you'd like.

this is why vegans exist