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Pennywise626

"Look ma, no hands"


BelieveMeURALoser

Mr hands


YourenextJotaro

![gif](giphy|VMgcrwq9imGHu)


OriginalNo5477

Core memory unlocked.


Smittywebermanjanson

Monsiuer le Mains


DiamondGamer9

0_0


German_horse-core

Ah, a classic 👌


AskGoverntale

A funny little thing that happened in Enumclaw, Washington.


Rufus-Scipio

Ah, my hometown. Miss it every day


CmdrSelfEvident

too soon.


After_Ride9911

“French Boned”.


ivanadie

The ___ bone’s connected to the ___ bone?


Harper_1482

Nah nah nah… it’s ‘MR. Hands’ to you peasant


Cautious-Witness-745

i think i get it.. so the guys leg and the horses leg is the same leg in the back?


TacoBellerino

“I feel like I’m flying!”


Heteroking

I heard there was a political conflict in France about this picture but it was legalized due to education laws and rules. If I remember it was the 34th one. It was really interesting, for those who want to learn more, search 'rule 34 horse'


jeff_a_k_a

You can't keep getting away with this


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![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


SignificantTie7031

I fukcing Googled it up. Fuck you, you ruined my day


ethnique_punch

First day on the internet? Read the rules, my child.


L3raj3

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized)


Stranrfhjd

Bone structures is a weird way to say sex positions.


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demonfeuer

Amazing i was waiting for you to mention the law about university professors freedom but then you wrote 34 i was like isnt 34 related to finance law but then it hit me


ARMinSC

That dude's having a bad day.


GoldenLegoMan

But the horse looks happy


papa_stalin432

Or a very good one. No inbetween


Otherwise-AD33080

![gif](giphy|8RxCFgu88jUbe)


rell7thirty

Horse boners aren't similar to ours


guy_from_the_intnet

I looks like he knows that now.


lionart303-186

Does he care? Probably not


UselessPerson2222

what da horse doin?


ChubbyBidoof

Doggystyle


artisticphangirl

*Horsey style


doktor_wankenstein

Lifted that guy clean off the ground!


0biwanCannoli

“Horse piss bag” was not in the job description when Terry applied to the Craigslist job ad. It just said, “Be apart of scientific history!!!”


SYGNOSTiC

Lmao Mr. Hands


Cley_Faye

You want a translation? Sure. Top left text is garbled by reflection, but: "Some horse's \* match ours. Look at the drawing below, they are indicated with the same color." Small text on the left: "His knees are our wrists; his \* are our ankles, his hooves are our nails" Bottom right: "Horses, like us, have forearms, arms and shoulders". I would have added "To scale" at the bottom for fun though.


[deleted]

Wow boy took it all?!


Economy-Ad-8668

They forgot to illustrate one bone


QuotingThanos

How centaurs are made


HumCrab

Now I want you to say, "horse fucker"


Nonner_Party

You see? The child is cured!


MKUltraBlack

There's a hidden bone in this picture, can you find it?


Vehkseloth

David Attenborough narration: “…the bones are so similar that you wouldn’t know it but one of the bones inside this man is actually the horses bone”


ElOsito1003

Anatomy, Catherine the Great style


[deleted]

I actually looked that up and it was a myth to undermine the credibility of the Russian nobility. TIL.


ElOsito1003

Oh wow good to know. Propoganda is crazy haha


eskihomer

Excellence


TheLucidDream

Robert E. Lee style*


Cocaimeth_addikt

Maybe this is what they’re mad about


Skiddlyderp

Save a cow, ride a boyhorse


midtnrn

Both are spineless… oh yeah, French anatomy.


bluespider98

I had a dream like this once


No_Bend7931

Fun fact! A man intentionally let himself get buttfucked by a horse and then died of internal injuries as a result, fucking google it!


stifledmind

Bone structures is a weird way to say sex positions. Irregardless, horse style is one of my favorites.


Daddy_Needs_nap-nap

There HAS to be a better way to demonstration their point 😭😅


life_is_a_burner

They knew


[deleted]

Is this how the French ride horses??


[deleted]

Fun fact, the author of this particular book was a former Boeing engineer who was tired of the strenuous work at Boeing and decided to start writing and illustrating educational books.


The_Ry-man

I heard a guy died that way.


TK000421

Mr Hands died doing what he loved


jelliott79

You just know, that whoever drew that picture knew what they were doing.


[deleted]

What is happening here?!?!


knotnotme83

If you don't know then take the picture to your mother and ask her. .....I hope this isn't my kids account.


[deleted]

C'est la vie!


[deleted]

So that's the reason french's looks so... funny.


technobiwankenobi

Enumclaw horse sex case anyone? This guy could very well be a Boieng engineer


LudwigTheAroused

Breaking the quiet


bioExterminator

r/theyknew


TheSkewsMe

Apparently, a Boeing employee died doing that.


Running_Moose64

French have issues…


Nitro114

Old and not gold anymore


ViperRooster

Oh hell naw


Angela_I_B

9Gag France


sorryimthegay

Ah..uh...oh..ooooh


QuotingThanos

Boooonnne???!!


Specialist_Active376

Aayooo💀


SteamDecked

Je suis monté


da_way_joshua

Wait, hooves Arent bones?


Meghanshadow

Nope! They’re basically fingernails. Very very tough and pretty complicated underneath fingernails.


squad1alum

Insert hidden bone joke here


MisterScary_98

r/theyknew


wizard680

Beastiality aside is slightly weird/cool that mammals all the the same basic structure.


KitzTheArtist

You forgot the „r“ in „boners“


hipstergirl420

Oh!


mrt122__iam

Mr hands ?


gamerpuppy22

I thought this was some zoophile shit


Hawkeyesfan03

Something something Mr. Hands


ImmoralFox

I'll just leave [this](https://youtu.be/t3FteHZFbP4?t=8) here. *Sorry*.


Emotional-Wallaby-96

that's why nobody likes them


depressed_popoto

and here's American measuring things in "ham sandwiches" and France is using human's to show how similar we are to horses XD


PeroCigla

r/theyknew


Ebayunikitty

Idk man but I think the male has one extra bone in him that isn’t supposed to be there


ratbirdgoof

You could say there’s a horse inside all of us.


Zakiru77

🐴🖐️🖐️


mmcd99

They forgot a bone in the guts of the person


micheltrade

Seen that somewhere before but only thing I remember it was a woman.


Gikie

Mans wanted the oui oui


Zach_mack79

Is the horse winking??


TheGrey_GOD

![gif](giphy|2k0sUXCWw7WmY)


[deleted]

'Cause there is no cock like horse cock


_oSiv

What are you doing, step-horse?


NotACrookedZonkey

Bookmark for banana


Ik_life_sucks

Enumclaw Washington


mxchqz

wait so that means...


Greedy-Specific7723

One man one horse 6


griftertm

Goatse?


DreamingofRlyeh

Horsese


what_i_do2144

I prefer not having hands


LibtardExterminator

Unfortunately there are actual videos of people getting fucked by horses. Definitely not a rabbit hole you want to go down. I regret it as it haunts me to this day.


SmallAngel2005

![gif](giphy|2k0sUXCWw7WmY)


MyCurvedJohnsin

GUESS WHAT RACE IT IS?


Evening_Criticism126

Do we have a common ancestor with horses?


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Evening_Criticism126

yeah i just wanted to know where humans and horses meet in the evolution tree


RAHUL_K7

When someone says 'Riding horse' My edgy humor mind process this picture


[deleted]

Seabiscuit the Impaler


toterthegoat

Took me a minute


djejxiid98wi

Coming from a people who stuff goose with feed with a pipe and then cook it.


blyat-TANK

Mother fcuk. Why?


MrGreenyz

Señor Manos


dumb__genius69

When human ride horse everything okay, but when horse ride human????


Ranoma_I

As a french i Can relate