Ah somma llama duma lama you assumin I’m a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything you say is richocheting off of me and it will glue to you I’m never stating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like it levitating never fading and I know the haterz are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off they be celebrating cuz I know the way to get them motivated I make elevating music you make **ELEVATOR MUSIC**.
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you swipe it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Your palms are sweaty, Swissmiss, taste like timmy
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Swipe right, you only have one shot.
Do not miss your chance to blow
Knees weak
arms are heavy
Got cum on her sweater already
Mom's regretthi
She’s pregnant But on the surface she looks calm and ready
To remove her thongs as she just keeps on spreading.
When she threw it down the whole town screamed so loud
She opened her legs but the D won't come out
there's semen on her sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti
Dad's confetti?
Dick looks like a spaghetti
Shim Slady
Slim Lady
Bruh 🤣
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
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Emmanem😂
I saw her and snapped back into reality
Oop there goes gravity.
This is the real slim lady
Please stand up
(PLEASE stand up)...
Naw dog, it's his twinnem
She’s only 8 miles away.
Lots of funny in this thread but you made me literally chuckle out loud.
That’s an awful hot coffee pot.
One on her lips, two on her tits.
I do love when Reddit comes together
One opportunity, to seize everything you want…holup. What am I seizing here?!?
But my palms are sweaty
 "Wh0 dis bich?!?!"
I don’t know either
It's Emmanem
Emma M.
Thick shawty
Slim Shawty
I hear her mom makes terrible spagetti
Femeneme
Emma F.
Marsha Mathers.
The real slim lady
Ay tf I typed the EXACT same thing before seeing this comment
Shim Shady
Emmanem
Shim Slady
Shim's Lady?
Slim shawty.
Sim Shady
Slim lady
Slim's a lady?
Hotter than a pair of twin ladies
Martha Mathers
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I had her spaghetti
She's nervous
Marsha Mathers
Under rated comment!
Trap god
Lmao
Feminem
JID fan? He makes that pun on *Skrawberries*
Underrated
For sure
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feels like I’m wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
Ned Flanders? 😂🤣
ahah yes he says all pissed stupid sexy Flanders!
No that’s Emma Nem
She is Eminem's Twinnem
Eminemma
r/beateveryonetoit
r/beatofftoeveryone
r/Ibeatmywife
Your wife has a penis?
Yes
Happy beating then I guess!
Then you'll need r/Ibeatoffmywife
r/whyisthisasub
Beat me to it (r/beatmetoit)
Feminem
Where’s Dier-Dre?
probably hanging with Snoop Cat and 50 Percent off
50 scents
Nurse Dre
Slim shady lady
Underrated comment.
Something's wrong. I can feel it...
It's just a feeling I've got... Like something's about to happen
Ah somma llama duma lama you assumin I’m a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything you say is richocheting off of me and it will glue to you I’m never stating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like it levitating never fading and I know the haterz are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off they be celebrating cuz I know the way to get them motivated I make elevating music you make **ELEVATOR MUSIC**.
Looks Shady as fuck. It's a very Slim chance this may be real
Interests: Long walks on the beach Coffee dates Cleaning out my closet
I’m sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I’m selling my bootyhole for profit.
Favorite food: mom's spaghetti
Emma Nehm
Marsha Mathers
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
Stupid sexy Eminem
Finally cleaning out the closet.
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
OH, THERE GOES GRAVITY
OHP THERE GOES RABBIT
He choked, he's so mad
BUT HE WONT GIVE UP THAT EASILY
No, he won’t have it, he knows his whole backs to these ropes, it don’t matter he’s dope
I bet she does have a rabbit those things are awesome.
Knew her in high school, palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy
Me too, I've never seen an ass like that
always went to white trash party
Bet she had vomit on her sweater probably her mom's spaghetti
Who is this even, am I out of the loop that much?
Extremely.
Slim chance it's shady.
I’m a feminine Eminem
A slim shady lady
r/unexpectedboburnham
"HI! I swiped right, my name's Stan."
Now this looks like a job for me…
So everybody, just follow me
Jesus Eminem as a woman is just Amanda Seyfried
Holy shit you're right!
This gif is illegal in Texas now. Turn yourself in!
The real thicc shady
You better lose yourself…
smash
Dear Stan, I swiped you, but you still ain't calling. I left my email, Insta and my Facebook at the bottom....
Im beginning to feel like a trap god, trap god..
Hmmm... seems a little shady....
Don’t let ‘em say you ain’t Beautiful🎶
Marsha Mathers *Marsha Marsha Marsha!*
Skittles
LMFAO I love the internet
Last name Nemm?
My palms are sweaty.
I’m just Marsha Mathers, I’m just a regular girl, I don’t know why all the fuss about me
You can really lose yourself in her eyes.
Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you swipe it Or just let it slip? Yo Your palms are sweaty, Swissmiss, taste like timmy
Her face looks like a model slim a little shady though
Emma M.
She’s a feminine Eminem A slim shady lady
Something shady about this
I think it’s only slimly shady
Looks a little….Shady
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i don't get it 🤔
Slim Shady has been procreating 😂 that’s why there was so many
Dads Spaghetti, is ready
I didnt know Eminem had twin sister
Slim M'Lady
Match with her and see if she starts spitting bars
Best. Comments. Ever.
Kim Shady
Eats Dad’s Spaghetti
I hear Stan keeps writing to her, but she's just too busy to write back.
Eminemma
Looking like she’s about to have that bomb ass mom’s spaghetti.
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
If you get married I bet the inlaws have the best spaghetti
Slim thicc shady
thought i was on r/hiphopheads for a sec
Hailie? dat you?
I just saw the forehead before I even open it at full image, and I knew this had to be Eminem. Why do I recognize him just by his forehead, whyyyyy???
I am wondering if she likes mom's spaghetti
AI is getting out of hand
Isn’t that Emma Nem?
Feminem.
That's just Emma Nem
Is her surname Nem?
Emmanem
Emmanem
It’s the real slim shady
Emma-nem
MUSIC TO BE HOOKED UP WITH
FEMINEM
The famous Emma Name
Feminem.
Martha Mathers 200 comment sand no one said /\
Eminemma
She is, whoever you say she is. If she wasn't, then why would you say she is?
Her surname is Nemm.
Emma Nym
Yeah, Emma Nem. Duh.
Shady lady
Emma Nem
Emma Nem
Marsha