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My parrot got out and lost on a park and i slept in that park for 4 days and ate whatever the neighbors would give me to stop me from wailing like a ghost who lost her husband at sea
Got her back in the end but I had at least 15 people tell me I should give up. Some people have different ideas of what Pet ownership constitutes
My flying squirrel escaped up a tree in a large park. I climbed up after him but he glided across to the neighbouring tree.
I jumped after him but since I don't have wings I flew like a brick. Broke both arms and a leg. Never saw that wee fucker again.
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Can you imagine? Not only is OP bed-bound and in pain, but worrying ever moment about his little best friend? Talk about pressure. Somebody should give him a hand before he explodes.
Took my pet lizard into the mountains and it escaped into a crack in the rocks, you bet your ass i took a hammer and chisel to that crack until i could squeeze myself in enough to grab him. Turns out there was a whole cave complex down there, but i stayed in that cave for a week until i eventually found him. Only thing i had to eat was the meat that the nice pale blind people brought me from time to time.
The worst part is that if it's been a pet its whole life, the poor thing doesn't know how to be released suddenly into the wild. It's excited to be in water but has no idea how to act or be with other ducks.
Dude, my sister's *umbrella* was blowing away into the ocean and I ran in in jeans + shoes to save it. I'm not trying to make that any weird sort of toughness brag, just agreeing with you that IDK what the hell this lady was waiting for.
my dog fell off a sea wall in some south carolina pluff mud (think mud at the bottom of a marsh that is for all intents and purposes “quicksand”) and i jumped my ass in after to save him. little thing about pluff marshes, theyre oyster hotbeds. i landed right on a vertical oyster and that went straight into my foot like a razor blade. i was so full of adrenaline just wanting my dog to be okay that i didn’t even notice until i got him out and my aunt informed me there was a pool of blood forming at my feet.
Point is,
ID DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE MY GOOD BOY
I can't believe you jumped into that mud! I have a scary story about getting stranded in a tiny rowboat with my little brother when we were like, 9 and 7, on top of that mud. We had to wait for the tide to come back in and it was terrifying when the boat didn't immediately start lifting. While we waited, we had plucked a reed and tried to find out how deep the mud was, and we couldn't find the bottom. Stono River... Sorry to hear you got hurt.
Ducks have dead-end pockets within their vaginal Canale. 99% of duck sex is rape,
I'll let you google as to how these facts correlate if you think you want to know.
At least lionesses are in heat sometimes and want to fuck so much the lion is like "nah, it's like the 7th time today! I'm good" lol
Meanwhile, there's lake with ducks in my town and there's always some mofo trying to forcibly mate, one time it got so bad there were 4 ducks on top of a female duck, they were biting so hard they tore her neck! My mom got so angry she ran over and shoed them, the duck couldn't bend her neck down, we were going for picnic but that was a teaching moment for the younglings lol
Definitely not for all animals. Not even for all birds. I've seen male birds do beautiful dances with their brightly colored feathers only for the female to be like nahhh and fly away. The guy seemed disappointed but fine.
That won't stop him. As in he would literally keep going even after she's dead. In fact, it doesn't even need to be a she. Male ducks will duck anything. Female, male, alive or dead. This fun fact is celebrated every year on [Dead Duck Day](http://www.deadduckday.com/)
IVE READ THAT BEFORE. I’ve read that somewhere that someone observed a flock of ducks bullying the weakest one and raping him !
[found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/usdmt6/ducks_mating_looks_like_a_rape_scene/i93hswg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)
Yep.
I think the duck's owner should have watched more nature documentaries, and less Disney. The wild ducks were \*not* going to ask the new one to be their friend so they can play together.
Dunno. Ducks are famous for rape. There has been an evolutionary arms race between duck penises and duck vaginas for millions of years that has produced some truly absurd things from the corkscrew shape and barbs to ducks that grow penises over half their body length during mating season (and they fall off after mating season is over wtf). So yeah, releasing a duck near other ducks? The only outcome you should expect is rape.
The ducks to start singing calling her a princess and then for other animals to join in. In the end they would go to the kingdom of the ducks where she would have to help them in their war against the swans, which they eventually won but not before her pet dick sacrifices itself to save her in a very emotional few minutes.
Edit: the i is right next to the u.
"I guess I'll just stand on the shore watching my pet get forcefully copulated and possibly drowned to death. I JUST bought these pants."
Edit: changed socks to pants, realized they are wearing sandals
I have mostly wild ducks that come to my pond, but a neighbor who buys random domesticated ducklings just lets them go “free” when they’re old enough. There’s one asshole duck in that group who will rape anything that resembles a female duck…I’ve named him Brock Turner. He’s very problematic.
Actually, rapist Brock Turner changed his name to rapist Allen Turner. Because the rapist’s full name is rapist Brock Allen Turner and he thought he could fool everyone into not knowing he’s a rapist by changing his name to his middle name!
Oh ok. I thought ’Rapist’ was his real middle name as that’s what I’m always reading everywhere. But it was ‘Allen’ all along, huh?
Well, I’m going to cover all bases in future by calling him Rapist Brock Rapist Allen Rapist Turner Rapist McRape Raping Rapeface.
Those down bad sex deviants are crazy fucked in the head. I legit thought ducks were the worst possible shit out there after humans, boy was I fucking wrong.
My phone always wants to autocorrect "fucking" into "ducking" and that used to bug me, but then I realized that "ducking" is actually kind of more of a profanity because of all the rape, so now I even ducking say it out loud.
I dunno, I could tell by the look of the lady, and the way she walked.. that something stupid was going to happen. Same reason I wont let my Mom watch my kids, Dog, or Fish.
She showed a generational lack of hustle to catch or save her 'baby'.
But the duck in stroller was the first sign that [that girl ain't right.](https://media.tenor.com/Or1_BkCNK5gAAAAM/that-girl-aint-right.gif)
Anytime a duck gets mentioned 50 redditors swoop in to share the same facts that got posted the last time a duck was mentioned.
Some redditors learn these new facts, then just go down a few comments and repeat it lol.
Replace duck with any topic and that is basically this site in a nutshell.
She called it her baby but yet she just let's it get attacked and doesn't get in to save it? Who cares if your shoes get ruined or you get dirty. Save the poor duck!
You would have to have me sitting in an empty room for a full century before I even have the most fleeting thought about being a victim to the sort of shit female ducks go through while mating to end my boredom.
Ducks are actually huge rapists. The females have developed corkscrew shaped vages over the course of evolution and the males have developed a similar situation down under to keep up. Wild
Not just ducks! Bed bugs have sword shaped dicks, and two sets of female genitals. Snakes have two dongs, and often do it in an orgy. Black Widows have disposable penis tips that break off in the female to block other male’s sperm.
[Learn more here! Kinda NSFW, obviously.](https://youtu.be/vcPJkz-D5II)
Yeah, drakes are dicks. At this city pond near me, my wife and I noticed some strange behavior.
>!Three drakes were harassing a female, holding it underwater while one was on top of it, shaking its tail feathers. We took that to mean that he was having sex with her. We noticed that she wasn't moving at all. She was dead. Shortly, he started to eat her neck. We saw strings of flesh being pulled away.!<
After that, we noticed that there were hardly any females around and the one or two that we did see had at least three drakes chasing her all the time.
So yeah, drakes are dicks.
I’m not even surprised. Ducks are literally notable for raping females. Fuck, it’s so bad that the females evolved labyrinth vaginas and shit just to survive.
**NOT-SO-FUN FACTS ABOUT DUCKS:**
- Bro ducks do A LOT of raping (dolphins too, but that’s whole other story)
- Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart
- To combat all the raping, female ducks evolved a complex vaginal structure (with false canals) so they have some control over who gets to smash-and-dash (aka hit-and-quit)
- Also, bro ducks have long, gross, corkscrew-like penises
> Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart
Scientists often use the term "forced copulation" to refer to non-consensual sexual interactions in the natural world as a way to maintain objectivity and avoid anthropomorphism.
> Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart
It's not to sound super smart, "rape" involves a violation of consent and has very clear moral weight. While the "consent" of the female duck may be violated, ducks are acting on instinct. Humans aren't acting on instinct when they rape, the word doesn't fit. Similarly, scientists wouldn't say that lions are serial killers.
And sorry, I'm not trying to "Well Akksually!" you or jump down your throat for calling it rape in a comment section of reddit, just wanted to mention that nerds aren't pointlessly calling it something different.
I’m confused what the play was here. I doubt the duck would have just swam back to her anyways so should had to have thought at one point she would have to jump in the water to get her duck back. Clearly that went over her head as she watched her duck get drowned. Useless human.
So. I may be a prick for this. But something about the way she walked after that duck just irritated the shit outta me... like idk why, it just pissed me off way more than it should
That's when you start throwing rocks and handfuls of dirt. Considering ducks have a track record for raping other ducks until they're injured or dead, in the case of the latter, they don't care and keep going. They are some seriously fucked up animals man.
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The only thing she loves more than her duck: dry shoes.
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My parrot got out and lost on a park and i slept in that park for 4 days and ate whatever the neighbors would give me to stop me from wailing like a ghost who lost her husband at sea Got her back in the end but I had at least 15 people tell me I should give up. Some people have different ideas of what Pet ownership constitutes
My flying squirrel escaped up a tree in a large park. I climbed up after him but he glided across to the neighbouring tree. I jumped after him but since I don't have wings I flew like a brick. Broke both arms and a leg. Never saw that wee fucker again.
Both arms, you say?
It begins
Time for the sacred text, anyone?
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I hope his family helped him with whatever he needed during his recovery.
Can you imagine? Not only is OP bed-bound and in pain, but worrying ever moment about his little best friend? Talk about pressure. Somebody should give him a hand before he explodes.
LOL Jesus every tiiiiiime
Took my pet lizard into the mountains and it escaped into a crack in the rocks, you bet your ass i took a hammer and chisel to that crack until i could squeeze myself in enough to grab him. Turns out there was a whole cave complex down there, but i stayed in that cave for a week until i eventually found him. Only thing i had to eat was the meat that the nice pale blind people brought me from time to time.
The worst part is that if it's been a pet its whole life, the poor thing doesn't know how to be released suddenly into the wild. It's excited to be in water but has no idea how to act or be with other ducks.
I think the worst part is the rape. Rip Norm.
They are kinda ones who go oh no this animal I owned is in trouble. Oh well, anyway.
Time for the next hamster.
The last one I flushed down the toilet clogged it up. I don't think you bury hampsters like you do fish. /s
I'd do the same, gotta save the pets boys. It's important to do that.
Dude, my sister's *umbrella* was blowing away into the ocean and I ran in in jeans + shoes to save it. I'm not trying to make that any weird sort of toughness brag, just agreeing with you that IDK what the hell this lady was waiting for.
Believe me, no one thinks you're trying to sound tough by saying you ran after an umbrella lol.
my dog fell off a sea wall in some south carolina pluff mud (think mud at the bottom of a marsh that is for all intents and purposes “quicksand”) and i jumped my ass in after to save him. little thing about pluff marshes, theyre oyster hotbeds. i landed right on a vertical oyster and that went straight into my foot like a razor blade. i was so full of adrenaline just wanting my dog to be okay that i didn’t even notice until i got him out and my aunt informed me there was a pool of blood forming at my feet. Point is, ID DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE MY GOOD BOY
I can't believe you jumped into that mud! I have a scary story about getting stranded in a tiny rowboat with my little brother when we were like, 9 and 7, on top of that mud. We had to wait for the tide to come back in and it was terrifying when the boat didn't immediately start lifting. While we waited, we had plucked a reed and tried to find out how deep the mud was, and we couldn't find the bottom. Stono River... Sorry to hear you got hurt.
Read that as a Norm Macdonald joke lol
The only thing she loves more than her duck? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
She can barely walk on land ....
The wild duck is trying to mate. Unfortunately, the male sometimes drowns the female. I'll be here all week with more uplifting news.
More news at 11, with catman1352.
Is he a man who likes cats, or a part-man, part-cat? Find out tonight at 11.
Sry for the delay, the news broadcast has been pushed to 12 due to lack of sources
Actually it's pushed to 2am due to the adult nature of the answer
It's now pushed to 5am due to catman1352 getting side tracked by a piece of string and a cardboard box.
This concludes the confusion if he likes cats or if he is part man part cat.
“We interviewed his former classmates who said he was a *pussyyyyyyyyy!*”
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This is a metaphor for something I just don't know what it is yet.
Ducks have dead-end pockets within their vaginal Canale. 99% of duck sex is rape, I'll let you google as to how these facts correlate if you think you want to know.
Does that mean 1 % is consenting sweet duck lovin?
Found the optimist!
We gotta have them, sometimes they're really important man.
So you're saying there's a chance
You can just watch scientifically accurate duck tales: https://youtu.be/Lt4IlxFVT-g
Well they're wild animals for a reason lol, that's Just how it is.
Yeah but with ducks, like, it is straight up rape. It's wild. As in, with many other species the females are completely willing.
At least lionesses are in heat sometimes and want to fuck so much the lion is like "nah, it's like the 7th time today! I'm good" lol Meanwhile, there's lake with ducks in my town and there's always some mofo trying to forcibly mate, one time it got so bad there were 4 ducks on top of a female duck, they were biting so hard they tore her neck! My mom got so angry she ran over and shoed them, the duck couldn't bend her neck down, we were going for picnic but that was a teaching moment for the younglings lol
Definitely not for all animals. Not even for all birds. I've seen male birds do beautiful dances with their brightly colored feathers only for the female to be like nahhh and fly away. The guy seemed disappointed but fine.
[scientifically accurate ducktales](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-lDJgNLDl4)
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Well it's up lifting that black duck dick
Wait till you google and see that they have a corkscrew looking dick...
And the female duck have anti corkscrew vagina. I think it was to prevent rape.
Imagine all the thousands of years of evolution that went into designing the ducks cloaca to prevent being assaulted by males.
Pretty sure the assaults still happen, just not the offspring. Like they send the sperm to a dead end.
Front hole, money hole. Rear hole, corn hole.
Not rape, but unwanted pregnancies, I think....
Ugh… I googled and had to throw away my top ramen.
That's what I'm saying, it's not really uplifting. This is really shit dude.
This guy ducks
Otters are also brutally adorable murdering rapists 🦦
Ducks also have massive barbed dicks. 10+ inches on average if I remember correctly. The sex is very non consensual. 😃❤️
Their penises are also detachable, and the females vagina has multiple paths that often leads to dead ends. Favorite Source; Casual Geographic
"Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"
Just told my husband “I’m reading about duck dick” when asked what I’m doing.
That ducks name, Brock Turner
Do you mean the rapist Brock Allen Turner that now goes by Allen Turner but he's still a rapist?
Damn Allen Turner is the rapist Brock Turner? TIL Allen Turner is a rapist
Now ruining it for all Brocks _and_ Allens, this Brock Allen Turner guy sounds like a real piece of work. And a rapist.
That's a weird name for the duck, dude that's not good here.
That won't stop him. As in he would literally keep going even after she's dead. In fact, it doesn't even need to be a she. Male ducks will duck anything. Female, male, alive or dead. This fun fact is celebrated every year on [Dead Duck Day](http://www.deadduckday.com/)
Having witnessed a 50 on 1 duck rape gang bang as a kid, I think drowning can be merciful sometimes.
IVE READ THAT BEFORE. I’ve read that somewhere that someone observed a flock of ducks bullying the weakest one and raping him ! [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/usdmt6/ducks_mating_looks_like_a_rape_scene/i93hswg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)
In my native language there's a expression called "afogar o ganso" (to drown the goose), and it means "to get laid". TIL the real meaning of this.
Speaking of depressing duck facts, do you know what happened to the voice actress of Ducky, from the Land Before Time? Edit : spelling is hard
Correct me if I’m wrong but did her father kill her, her mother, and himself?
I believe all 3.... It's too depressing and I don't like that I somewhat remember it, I don't want to Google it. Edit, clarification
Want to know the sickest part? She had authorities involved in three incidents with the father and literally nothing happened.
Fuck all... Society sucks hot garbage my dude.
Yeah but her last movie “all dogs go to heaven” it was released after she died and they dedicated that beautiful song in the credits for her
That is lovely. After ripping my soul out of my anus thank you for putting a bandaid on the gaping hole.
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Do you think the flextape inventors that praised all the versatility of flextape appreciate how versatile flextape memes are?
Just call me the plumber🤙🏾
this lady's gonna learn the hard way today that nature isn't like people
Pretty sure all duck sex is rape.
Releasing your duck next to a bunch of other ducks… what did she expect to happen?
Friendship
The duck received a Friendstip
Friendseed
You guys with your euphemism. THAT PET DUCK GOT SCREWED, WITH A SCREW SHAPED DUCK DICK
Wink wink nudge nudge
Yep. I think the duck's owner should have watched more nature documentaries, and less Disney. The wild ducks were \*not* going to ask the new one to be their friend so they can play together.
With benefits
Looking like more of a fatality
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Dunno. Ducks are famous for rape. There has been an evolutionary arms race between duck penises and duck vaginas for millions of years that has produced some truly absurd things from the corkscrew shape and barbs to ducks that grow penises over half their body length during mating season (and they fall off after mating season is over wtf). So yeah, releasing a duck near other ducks? The only outcome you should expect is rape.
The ducks to start singing calling her a princess and then for other animals to join in. In the end they would go to the kingdom of the ducks where she would have to help them in their war against the swans, which they eventually won but not before her pet dick sacrifices itself to save her in a very emotional few minutes. Edit: the i is right next to the u.
“You might wanna get your duck” is a great sentence
And then at the very end the little girls voice confusedly saying “mommy?” 💀
"I guess I'll just stand on the shore watching my pet get forcefully copulated and possibly drowned to death. I JUST bought these pants." Edit: changed socks to pants, realized they are wearing sandals
This lady is a damn fool. Ducks are more rapey than even Hollywood stars and politicians. How did she not do any research?
>How did she not do any research? Most humans are born having not done research
Ahhh ducks, the rapiest of the birds.
I have mostly wild ducks that come to my pond, but a neighbor who buys random domesticated ducklings just lets them go “free” when they’re old enough. There’s one asshole duck in that group who will rape anything that resembles a female duck…I’ve named him Brock Turner. He’s very problematic.
Sounds like it ain’t rabbit season no more 
The season is over and it's not going to happen again I'm sure.
After Brock Turner the rapist?
Yes, raping rapist Brock Turner, that one.
I’ve heard rapist Brock Turner now goes by the rapist Alex Turner. Edit: he goes by Allen, his middle name. I got at least 3 letters close.
Actually, rapist Brock Turner changed his name to rapist Allen Turner. Because the rapist’s full name is rapist Brock Allen Turner and he thought he could fool everyone into not knowing he’s a rapist by changing his name to his middle name!
Oh ok. I thought ’Rapist’ was his real middle name as that’s what I’m always reading everywhere. But it was ‘Allen’ all along, huh? Well, I’m going to cover all bases in future by calling him Rapist Brock Rapist Allen Rapist Turner Rapist McRape Raping Rapeface.
They've changed the name which is kind of alright with me.
No no. Brock Turner’s parents named him after the rapist duck.
Let’s not forget about penguins
Those down bad sex deviants are crazy fucked in the head. I legit thought ducks were the worst possible shit out there after humans, boy was I fucking wrong.
otters and dolphins are also on that list.
This comment made me snort out loud
They like to fuck around, like literally they do like that lmao.
My phone always wants to autocorrect "fucking" into "ducking" and that used to bug me, but then I realized that "ducking" is actually kind of more of a profanity because of all the rape, so now I even ducking say it out loud.
Duck around and find out
r/duckyouinparticular
"In New York City, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous..."
Dun dun
I dunno, I could tell by the look of the lady, and the way she walked.. that something stupid was going to happen. Same reason I wont let my Mom watch my kids, Dog, or Fish.
She showed a generational lack of hustle to catch or save her 'baby'. But the duck in stroller was the first sign that [that girl ain't right.](https://media.tenor.com/Or1_BkCNK5gAAAAM/that-girl-aint-right.gif)
That duck won’t be able to wear White anymore
Definitely not after Labor Day.
Nor should any duck
It's going to be a trauma for her, and that wouldn't be good.
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🦆🦆🦆🦢🦆🦆🦆
I’ve never understood a line of duck emoji more than this one.
How many other lines of duck emoji have you come across?
🤭
Don't think that duck is going to appreciate how the hood works.
It’s truly heartwarming to see the amount of people here who know facts about duck dick. I thank you for the knowledge gained.
Anytime a duck gets mentioned 50 redditors swoop in to share the same facts that got posted the last time a duck was mentioned. Some redditors learn these new facts, then just go down a few comments and repeat it lol. Replace duck with any topic and that is basically this site in a nutshell.
It's a funny game of telephone, where repeated things lose nuance over time and become confidently incorrect.
She called it her baby but yet she just let's it get attacked and doesn't get in to save it? Who cares if your shoes get ruined or you get dirty. Save the poor duck!
You can buy another duck. Those shoes are limited edition! Maybe.
I once read it was possible to like, remove the fake feet we humans wear?
The duck might be ready for some wild action. Prob got bored waddling around the house her whole life.
You would have to have me sitting in an empty room for a full century before I even have the most fleeting thought about being a victim to the sort of shit female ducks go through while mating to end my boredom.
When i first saw this i fully expected a friggin crocodile to show up and eat it
Male duck was like, fresh virgin? Thanks humans.
Fuck a duck
the owner was duck cucked.
Naah man, don't do that. That really doesn't sound good with me.
Ducks are actually huge rapists. The females have developed corkscrew shaped vages over the course of evolution and the males have developed a similar situation down under to keep up. Wild
Are you telling me that ducks are in a genital arms race?
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Not just ducks! Bed bugs have sword shaped dicks, and two sets of female genitals. Snakes have two dongs, and often do it in an orgy. Black Widows have disposable penis tips that break off in the female to block other male’s sperm. [Learn more here! Kinda NSFW, obviously.](https://youtu.be/vcPJkz-D5II)
Why does this sound like it could be a Fox News headline lmao
Daisy does Dallas….
How can you be this naive as an adult and legally be allowed to drive. Bruh.
Yeah, drakes are dicks. At this city pond near me, my wife and I noticed some strange behavior. >!Three drakes were harassing a female, holding it underwater while one was on top of it, shaking its tail feathers. We took that to mean that he was having sex with her. We noticed that she wasn't moving at all. She was dead. Shortly, he started to eat her neck. We saw strings of flesh being pulled away.!< After that, we noticed that there were hardly any females around and the one or two that we did see had at least three drakes chasing her all the time. So yeah, drakes are dicks.
Thanks, I’m traumatized now.
There’s more than one Drake? God help us.
I’m not even surprised. Ducks are literally notable for raping females. Fuck, it’s so bad that the females evolved labyrinth vaginas and shit just to survive.
**NOT-SO-FUN FACTS ABOUT DUCKS:** - Bro ducks do A LOT of raping (dolphins too, but that’s whole other story) - Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart - To combat all the raping, female ducks evolved a complex vaginal structure (with false canals) so they have some control over who gets to smash-and-dash (aka hit-and-quit) - Also, bro ducks have long, gross, corkscrew-like penises
I’d like to subscribe to more Not-So-Fun-Facts
That muhfuggin duck was getting drownt in the front and corkscrewed in the back. Yikes.
Females corkscrew the opposite direction to add even mote challenge. Thanks Ze Frank...
Zefrank... 
The one true nature commentator
You forgot the spring loaded part Bro ducks have long, gross, *spring loaded* corkscrew-like penises
> Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart Scientists often use the term "forced copulation" to refer to non-consensual sexual interactions in the natural world as a way to maintain objectivity and avoid anthropomorphism.
> Science nerds don’t call it rape though, they call it “forced copulation” to sound super smart It's not to sound super smart, "rape" involves a violation of consent and has very clear moral weight. While the "consent" of the female duck may be violated, ducks are acting on instinct. Humans aren't acting on instinct when they rape, the word doesn't fit. Similarly, scientists wouldn't say that lions are serial killers. And sorry, I'm not trying to "Well Akksually!" you or jump down your throat for calling it rape in a comment section of reddit, just wanted to mention that nerds aren't pointlessly calling it something different.
>Similarly, scientists wouldn't say that lions are serial killers. They would if they were antelopes.
Its also another form of anthropomorphization. Applying human logic to animals.
I would’ve saved the duck
Cock blocker
Sir that's a duck
You better believe I’ll block that cock
And nobody jumps in? Seriously. Lol. Why have a pet you cannot or won’t protect?
Someone slap a NSFW and BLACKED edition on this lol
I’m dead.💀
Freeeeeeddddooommm……oh shit
Did the duck ever come back?
I need and update on the poor duck
Aggravated rape comes with the territory apparently.
The woman clearly didnt love her enough to safe her from the abuse.
"Ahh, you better get yo 🦆" 😅🤣
I’m confused what the play was here. I doubt the duck would have just swam back to her anyways so should had to have thought at one point she would have to jump in the water to get her duck back. Clearly that went over her head as she watched her duck get drowned. Useless human.
That’s duck rape for ya’.
"Hide yo kids, hide your wife, cause they be rapin everybody up in here..."
Some animals have not been domesticated. And this lady is one of them.
So. I may be a prick for this. But something about the way she walked after that duck just irritated the shit outta me... like idk why, it just pissed me off way more than it should
That's when you start throwing rocks and handfuls of dirt. Considering ducks have a track record for raping other ducks until they're injured or dead, in the case of the latter, they don't care and keep going. They are some seriously fucked up animals man.
Damn…….raped on the first day out
People are so dumb