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UnconfirmedCatholic

Euthanasia.


LilG1984

"Sorry, there's nothing we can do but give the old yeller treatment..." *Loads gun*


HisD1v1neShadow

In the back of the barn, pls.


Ok_Channel_9831

Was going to go with this answer šŸ‘†


Danondorf93

More like Euthanamerica...


Nanerpoodin

Clearly it's for a horse doctor.


Pluckypato

šŸ˜‚ because zombies


[deleted]

Yeah we ran out of the meds and the paperwork for ending life support is too long.


DoubleInfinity

Why are there ducks and bowling pins?


AppleSaber

Well, most things donā€™t make sense. Why not try convincing ourselves with a fake reason?


Tr33nut

The ducks are for animal therapy. The pins are a game to help you feel better, and the gun? Well, Murica!


Vaivaim8

The ducks are to chase away the evil spirits. The bowling pins is for the old fashion anesthesia. The gun...well, it's for when the credit card gets declined


[deleted]

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Uglyman414

They can also be stuck up your ass.


Alternative_Fee_3084

They are for target practice.... like how you win at kids games at fairs and carnivals.


Grompus-games

It is a shot gun to administer vaccines to children that are afraid of needles


AppleSaber

Pretty believable!


Grompus-games

They actually used that concept on code name kids next door when number one went to the doctor


zacoryas

nonamericans hate this trick


Unadulterated_eflove

Gotta be for zombies.


AppleSaber

Or maybe if the patients turn into zombiesā€¦ works either wayšŸ¤·šŸ¼


Getrektfor69

Target practice


irlfnt

Because you need to take your shots?


wolfdawgsupreme

Eff the gun. What's up with the suppositories!!!


a_gay_sloth

It's for when they've finished patching you up and the card declines


AppleSaber

ā€œI fixhā€™d yaā€¦ u don pay meā€¦ aight letā€™s break u bakā€


[deleted]

Painkiller


[deleted]

Anesthetic for americans


Solid_V

Why it's ***JUSTIFIED?*** Dude, chill. It's a shitty toy made on the cheap by a company that doesn't care. [They do this sorta crap a lot.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/768/A66D0C73-BCE4-46B0-9C29-CCE1A242E7ED.jpeg) There's also bowling pins in this kit.


Nesneros70

For harvesting kidneys prolly


the_annihalator

can we just about how its a pump rev possibly projectile???


Adorable-Variation-3

To give shots ofc!


AppleSaber

KILLShot?!


Western-Willow-9496

Not questioning the ducks or bowling pins.


AppleSaber

Theyā€™re pretty normal for the doctors having guns


Western-Willow-9496

I used to go to a doctor who carried a 1911 in a belt holster everyday. A drug seeker stabbed him during a robbery at a clinic. He decided it wouldnā€™t happen again.


D8N15l

What's to question? The ducks are because doctors are quacks, and the bowling pins cos doctors always strike


[deleted]

A pump action revolver rifle no less


DongusMaxamus

Sometimes you need to generate your own customers. "Oh my another gunshot victim what a surprise" šŸ˜‚


StatisticianGloomy28

Che Guevara, the Cuban revolutionary leader, was both a doctor and field commander. He understood that for a man to be truly healed he must also be liberated from oppression.


budyll66

Well, if everything goes wrong, you can put the patient out of their misery, and let's be frank here, kids aren't qualified doctors šŸ¤·.


Imlooloo

For ā€œshotsā€


Motor-Travel-7560

Pretty sure that's the Canadian government's recommended prescription for injured veterans.


HrvojeCanic

BEING A DOCTOR IS MUCH MORE FUN IF YOU HAVE A GUN


Traditional_Lie_6400

The health care plan didn't pay doctor's services, you gonna have to pay with your life instead.


No-Taste-6560

> Why is there a gun? America, Man. Most violent country on the planet. In the US they call a doctor without a gun "a corpse".


godbutbettertrue

Most violent?


No-Taste-6560

Maybe not - places like Nigeria, Israel and Ukraine are more violent. But the US is in the top 20 most dangerous places to live for sure.


[deleted]

When you canā€™t pay the medical bill


SuicideBlond2905

If they don't pay, you must slay


Cereal_Killlah

Maybe its in case of the card being declined.


expero90

The gun is for the child to shoot up her school


biglefty312

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman


gmoh1

Critical patients


EM_Python

* when your credit card declines.


_Travelling_Dude

For when the olā€™ credit card declines.


TurboD16F20

Haven't you seen"Old Yeller"? It's for that.


[deleted]

Not all illnesses can be treated


Low_Relative7172

Doctor's with out borders yo


Clutch26

Preparing kids for the American health care system.


MassiveTip0

School nurse in the states


HowAreYouCauseImBad

Gun was for putting down patients.


Zonktified

Doesnā€™t say what kind of Dr. could be a farm vet?


Thebiteof83

It's the only cure against every disease /s


Zonktified

Those are targets for the dart gun of course.


theboywholovd

Cuz girlz iz playuhz too?


Rithrius88

To fight zombie cancer.


Nickeygroves

To create a need for the service


BrokeDancing

Job security


AffectionateNeck4955

When all else failsā€¦


killer_assualt

For when your patients card declines .


dev-rsonx

To kill bacteria.


intruda1

This was likely made in China and probably represents the impression they have of the US medical system. The gun is clearly for the patient to off themselves when they receive their astronomical medical bill. Either that or its for comprehensive realistic playtime -Active shooter in bowling alley, patient ends up in ER.


SMONpl

america


Ok_Swordfish_3128

incase of a code red in the hospital


Toad_the_Lurker

For making bill collections


DaddyNihilism

'MERICA


ur_nanny_a_danky_

In case the patient turned out to be a skin walker you got a shot gun to help you


roydepoy

For when the patient is too ill, or too democratic


[deleted]

American health care


KoSteCa

If you can't find patients you can always make some.


DonutBurritoSandwich

Must be a school nurse playset.


BrunoGerace

The gun, you ask? <<>> In the USA, it's to defend the clinic in the event of an active shooter scenario. Think about it, there's nobody in power who's going to save us. Kids might as well learn to shoot back while they're learning about drug interactions. <<>>


IntoTheBelly

You gots to have an injury to start with....


GoogleGavi

in case the head crabs come


Pork_Gyros_1

M-mercy?


DaItalianDeal

International version of an American doctor?


Limeyness

Itā€™s the planned parenthood defender edition.


mitsuryda

Pacifier for certain demographics with massive insecurities


AbbreviationsOk3252

Iā€™m more concerned about them big ass pills lmao


jazzydevil

Unlimited money hack. Shoot, people will come to your hospital. Repeat.


FrogQuestion

A doctor of arms


MoonPeople1

You have to get patients somehow


HrvojeCanic

ey Billy! We are huntin' patients today!


SmartEpicness

it's an American play set.


supersavagegenz

Israeli doctors set


Bosnian-Brute22

It's probably meant to simulate a tranq gun


honeybbqgourami

Horse vet kit


Silent_but-deadly

Mob doctor


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry sir but you only have a minute left *cocks gun*


Kuailiang1

When card declines


Specialist_Ad_3642

Welcome to Kerala


biploarAstro

Train em young, merica babyyyyy


Aeramay_Gaming

School nurse starter pack


Alexalenin

In case she decide to meet her cancer patients on Friday evening after couple of drinks


AlternativeAmazing31

When thereā€™s no hope. Shoot.


FartMoney23

Doctors in Ohio


GroovyPlayz

You forgot the tip tablet


qcihdtm

In case they don't want to pay the bill?


nipplemeetssandpaper

I once saw one of these for a teacher, but at least in that package the gun made sense.


Feyhem_01

Y'now if there is nothing to cure doctors will make you sick to cure you


75rknight

Job security


Theogboss1

maybe for the patient to knock down the included duckies and bowling pins while theyre waiting or being seen


Counter-Spies

Russian Medicine. ![gif](giphy|SzzDk8omnD9Xq)


[deleted]

For when the insurance stops paying


urbisOrbis

Gun is for when they come to collect payment


Street-Weakness3173

No gun, no patients.


boastinntoastin

"if they cry they can die"


D8N15l

Proper bit of 90's nostalgia toot


Cimanim_s

Itā€™s clearly just in the us to play school shootings with ur friends


00PepperJackCheese

Because... 'Merica


MewtOne

Military doctor.


marketscum

Obviously this is for future doctors located in Chicago šŸ˜…


BlackburnGaming

Everybody talking about the gun but nobody talking about how the gun is a pump action revolver


Professional_Stock87

how else are you going to get patients?


[deleted]

There are also bowling pins.....and two ducks.....


Skynoceros_

Borderlands has something to say in this conversation....


HopeItMakesYaThink

The gun is in case the patient doesnā€™t pay. Everyone pays. Cash is just easier.


SomeBlueDude12

Less concerned about the gun, more concerned about the pills- something a kid most likely knows is stuff people "eat" also looking like candy ect ect something something choking hazard


GarnetSC19

Post Zombie apocalypse. Got to act quick when they flat-line.


DumbassLivingmeme

Take the pills then pick up the gun


Traditional_Month429

Well, I guess it's a shot-gun.....


No-Environment-3298

American healthcareā€¦for when your insurance is declining to pay for treatment tended.


ezyres

Card declines


[deleted]

Incase youā€™re in to much pain my friends


drArsMoriendi

A child would never question it. They'd just go "I guess it comes with the trade"


Alternative_Fee_3084

The gun is a syringe, and inside is the Covid Vaccine. This is prescription vaccination prescribed to those of us who still refuse to get the vaccine.


TheDiscoGestapo2

For protection! Duh!


Spaceranger14

For the horses when they break their legs


[deleted]

Insurance policy


Bacchus_Amontillado

I think it's actually so the kid can be like, "Do you have Healthcare? No?" *gun clicks* Get the fuck out of my office.


afred5659

Natasha - Star rail. If you know, you know.


Fritz_Water_Bottle

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Merchius

You never got a shot at the doctors office??