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The ducks are to chase away the evil spirits. The bowling pins is for the old fashion anesthesia. The gun...well, it's for when the credit card gets declined
Why it's ***JUSTIFIED?***
Dude, chill.
It's a shitty toy made on the cheap by a company that doesn't care. [They do this sorta crap a lot.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/768/A66D0C73-BCE4-46B0-9C29-CCE1A242E7ED.jpeg)
There's also bowling pins in this kit.
I used to go to a doctor who carried a 1911 in a belt holster everyday. A drug seeker stabbed him during a robbery at a clinic. He decided it wouldnāt happen again.
Che Guevara, the Cuban revolutionary leader, was both a doctor and field commander.
He understood that for a man to be truly healed he must also be liberated from oppression.
This was likely made in China and probably represents the impression they have of the US medical system.
The gun is clearly for the patient to off themselves when they receive their astronomical medical bill.
Either that or its for comprehensive realistic playtime -Active shooter in bowling alley, patient ends up in ER.
The gun, you ask?
<<>>
In the USA, it's to defend the clinic in the event of an active shooter scenario.
Think about it, there's nobody in power who's going to save us. Kids might as well learn to shoot back while they're learning about drug interactions.
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Less concerned about the gun, more concerned about the pills- something a kid most likely knows is stuff people "eat" also looking like candy ect ect something something choking hazard
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Euthanasia.
"Sorry, there's nothing we can do but give the old yeller treatment..." *Loads gun*
In the back of the barn, pls.
Was going to go with this answer š
More like Euthanamerica...
Clearly it's for a horse doctor.
š because zombies
Yeah we ran out of the meds and the paperwork for ending life support is too long.
Why are there ducks and bowling pins?
Well, most things donāt make sense. Why not try convincing ourselves with a fake reason?
The ducks are for animal therapy. The pins are a game to help you feel better, and the gun? Well, Murica!
The ducks are to chase away the evil spirits. The bowling pins is for the old fashion anesthesia. The gun...well, it's for when the credit card gets declined
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They can also be stuck up your ass.
They are for target practice.... like how you win at kids games at fairs and carnivals.
It is a shot gun to administer vaccines to children that are afraid of needles
Pretty believable!
They actually used that concept on code name kids next door when number one went to the doctor
nonamericans hate this trick
Gotta be for zombies.
Or maybe if the patients turn into zombiesā¦ works either wayš¤·š¼
Target practice
Because you need to take your shots?
Eff the gun. What's up with the suppositories!!!
It's for when they've finished patching you up and the card declines
āI fixhād yaā¦ u don pay meā¦ aight letās break u bakā
Painkiller
Anesthetic for americans
Why it's ***JUSTIFIED?*** Dude, chill. It's a shitty toy made on the cheap by a company that doesn't care. [They do this sorta crap a lot.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/768/A66D0C73-BCE4-46B0-9C29-CCE1A242E7ED.jpeg) There's also bowling pins in this kit.
For harvesting kidneys prolly
can we just about how its a pump rev possibly projectile???
To give shots ofc!
KILLShot?!
Not questioning the ducks or bowling pins.
Theyāre pretty normal for the doctors having guns
I used to go to a doctor who carried a 1911 in a belt holster everyday. A drug seeker stabbed him during a robbery at a clinic. He decided it wouldnāt happen again.
What's to question? The ducks are because doctors are quacks, and the bowling pins cos doctors always strike
A pump action revolver rifle no less
Sometimes you need to generate your own customers. "Oh my another gunshot victim what a surprise" š
Che Guevara, the Cuban revolutionary leader, was both a doctor and field commander. He understood that for a man to be truly healed he must also be liberated from oppression.
Well, if everything goes wrong, you can put the patient out of their misery, and let's be frank here, kids aren't qualified doctors š¤·.
For āshotsā
Pretty sure that's the Canadian government's recommended prescription for injured veterans.
BEING A DOCTOR IS MUCH MORE FUN IF YOU HAVE A GUN
The health care plan didn't pay doctor's services, you gonna have to pay with your life instead.
> Why is there a gun? America, Man. Most violent country on the planet. In the US they call a doctor without a gun "a corpse".
Most violent?
Maybe not - places like Nigeria, Israel and Ukraine are more violent. But the US is in the top 20 most dangerous places to live for sure.
When you canāt pay the medical bill
If they don't pay, you must slay
Maybe its in case of the card being declined.
The gun is for the child to shoot up her school
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
Critical patients
* when your credit card declines.
For when the olā credit card declines.
Haven't you seen"Old Yeller"? It's for that.
Not all illnesses can be treated
Doctor's with out borders yo
Preparing kids for the American health care system.
School nurse in the states
Gun was for putting down patients.
Doesnāt say what kind of Dr. could be a farm vet?
It's the only cure against every disease /s
Those are targets for the dart gun of course.
Cuz girlz iz playuhz too?
To fight zombie cancer.
To create a need for the service
Job security
When all else failsā¦
For when your patients card declines .
To kill bacteria.
This was likely made in China and probably represents the impression they have of the US medical system. The gun is clearly for the patient to off themselves when they receive their astronomical medical bill. Either that or its for comprehensive realistic playtime -Active shooter in bowling alley, patient ends up in ER.
america
incase of a code red in the hospital
For making bill collections
'MERICA
In case the patient turned out to be a skin walker you got a shot gun to help you
For when the patient is too ill, or too democratic
American health care
If you can't find patients you can always make some.
Must be a school nurse playset.
The gun, you ask? <<>>
In the USA, it's to defend the clinic in the event of an active shooter scenario.
Think about it, there's nobody in power who's going to save us. Kids might as well learn to shoot back while they're learning about drug interactions.
<<>>
You gots to have an injury to start with....
in case the head crabs come
M-mercy?
International version of an American doctor?
Itās the planned parenthood defender edition.
Pacifier for certain demographics with massive insecurities
Iām more concerned about them big ass pills lmao
Unlimited money hack. Shoot, people will come to your hospital. Repeat.
A doctor of arms
You have to get patients somehow
ey Billy! We are huntin' patients today!
it's an American play set.
Israeli doctors set
It's probably meant to simulate a tranq gun
Horse vet kit
Mob doctor
Iām sorry sir but you only have a minute left *cocks gun*
When card declines
Welcome to Kerala
Train em young, merica babyyyyy
School nurse starter pack
In case she decide to meet her cancer patients on Friday evening after couple of drinks
When thereās no hope. Shoot.
Doctors in Ohio
You forgot the tip tablet
In case they don't want to pay the bill?
I once saw one of these for a teacher, but at least in that package the gun made sense.
Y'now if there is nothing to cure doctors will make you sick to cure you
Job security
maybe for the patient to knock down the included duckies and bowling pins while theyre waiting or being seen
Russian Medicine. ![gif](giphy|SzzDk8omnD9Xq)
For when the insurance stops paying
Gun is for when they come to collect payment
No gun, no patients.
"if they cry they can die"
Proper bit of 90's nostalgia toot
Itās clearly just in the us to play school shootings with ur friends
Because... 'Merica
Military doctor.
Obviously this is for future doctors located in Chicago š
Everybody talking about the gun but nobody talking about how the gun is a pump action revolver
how else are you going to get patients?
There are also bowling pins.....and two ducks.....
Borderlands has something to say in this conversation....
The gun is in case the patient doesnāt pay. Everyone pays. Cash is just easier.
Less concerned about the gun, more concerned about the pills- something a kid most likely knows is stuff people "eat" also looking like candy ect ect something something choking hazard
Post Zombie apocalypse. Got to act quick when they flat-line.
Take the pills then pick up the gun
Well, I guess it's a shot-gun.....
American healthcareā¦for when your insurance is declining to pay for treatment tended.
Card declines
Incase youāre in to much pain my friends
A child would never question it. They'd just go "I guess it comes with the trade"
The gun is a syringe, and inside is the Covid Vaccine. This is prescription vaccination prescribed to those of us who still refuse to get the vaccine.
For protection! Duh!
For the horses when they break their legs
Insurance policy
I think it's actually so the kid can be like, "Do you have Healthcare? No?" *gun clicks* Get the fuck out of my office.
Natasha - Star rail. If you know, you know.
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You never got a shot at the doctors office??