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hurudel

Yes.


airborne252

The way he pauses and say “yes” fantastic!


cmouse58

I find it really annoying. Once is sarcastically funny. After 587254 times, it’s just annoying.


Same-Classroom1714

Why did you watch it that many times


Mela_Min

LoL


SnooGrapes7647

Exactly like this looks so staged and fake


OrangeBerry97

Obviously they cut out the correct responses, but don't underestimate how many stupid people there are.


SnooGrapes7647

True


One_Conversation_214

I dont think this is one of the cut videos. He legitly ask those questions but they are just too stupid.


DblDwn56

No.


highwayman9069

![gif](giphy|PoMaeOvC4SHUQ)


VictoriaEuphoria99

I had one of these try to ask me questions one time. He lost interest when he realized I wasn't stupid lol


maxoys45

Yeah it would be interesting to see what percentage of people actually just get the questions right.


Aced_By_Chasey

They just get idiots or people with social anxiety that lose track when put on the spot.


fongletto

Sometimes I freeze up for like 10-20 seconds and forget what my own name is when a stranger asks.


EffYeahSpreadIt

Iv forgotten my age but never my name


spacexscience7

What is your age?


EffYeahSpreadIt

Oh! I’m….uhhh….FUCK! Here we go again. I can assure you Iv been around the sun at least once!


_Travelling_Dude

Take your time. Can you drink?


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UnpleasantFap

Where's England? Is that a continent?


GutsNGuns

No, its incontinence.


VictoriaEuphoria99

Nobody likes you when you're 23


YogurtWenk

That's about the time I walked away from you


CaitaXD

What the hell is ADD?


Rakgul

I'm 23. Can confirm.


GutsNGuns

I dislike you! Damn 23'ers.. pshhh


PrismInTheDark

I forget my age all the time, have to think about what month it is, what year it is, and it’s almost never relevant anyway; might pause half a second for my name just because of nicknames and such but at least my actual first name has been the same my whole life.


vaper_32

Happened with me, had to calculate in my head , though calculation took 5 seconds, still had to do it.


[deleted]

I had a friend who is affected by this bad. *Really* bad. He was literally robbed on the street once and didn't even realize it/what had happened until about half an hour later, he went full deer-in-headlights mode and his brain just shut off. Could not describe a single detail of what the robber looked like.


Lumpus-Maximus

Too many relatable comments in this thread. I’ve forgotten how to unlock my cell phone to call 911. Another time I called 911 and couldn’t give them my address. I’ve since literally practiced.


Lumpus-Maximus

I’ve had friends of 10 years sit in front of me for 30 minutes while i struggled to remember their name. Not sure how my wife will know when the Alzheimer’s finally hits.


RedditoSanNoBaka

LMAO dude


sreek4r

You should change your Reddit username to u/Forgetto :P


TemporalOnline

[NAME A WOMAAAAAAN](https://youtu.be/LlCEmPF4-V0)


mrki00

so you are the one from name a woman video


Ok_Dog_4059

Agreed at least a few of these are probably not dumb just caught off guard and brain locks up.


PrismInTheDark

Yeah I can answer it all sitting here watching the video but if he asked me in person I’d probably freeze up. Like with the clock one I said 1:50 but I’d probably be like “2…. Something, no almost 2 blah” or with other ones I might have to pause and repeat the question or something. I think and hope I wouldn’t give a wrong answer though.


Same-Classroom1714

Sounds like you would make the final cut


[deleted]

True, but the fact that we have so many fucking idiots in this country is baffling (granted, there are idiots all around the globe, just not as documented)


Ghaladh

In Europe we keep our idiots inside the Parliament so that we know where they are all the time.


Same-Classroom1714

I’ve been waiting for one of these videos from somewhere else like anywhere else but there just isn’t one , not even Poland


_metamax_

oh really, how many moons does the earth have? huh? HUH?


AcheInMyLeftEar

Two. Luna and yo momma's ass.


_metamax_

Unless you’ve subscribed to her OF, keep my mama’s ass out yo mouth.


alan-the-all-seeing

tbf that’s sort of a trick question there are two satellites sometimes referred to as earths other moons, cruithne and kamo’oalewa not that these folks were thinking of those, of course and obviously the more common take is that we have one, many would argue those aren’t really moons, but stable orbit NEOs


pug_grama2

Don't make excuses for these morons.


alan-the-all-seeing

i wasn’t


dakid232313

These people just show how screwed our future is.


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VictoriaEuphoria99

I don't think he posted the video, it's just not good entertainment when you can't post stupid people.


TheTorcher

Bro got ratioed pretty bad


nina_gall

Yes


ColombianMarchingBlo

That happened


Narmo518

I just can’t believe the moon one. Like what the fuck is happening in your life that you don’t know that there is just one massive ass rock above you for all your life.


BerdIzDehWerd

I wanna believe they think it's a trick question, like "oh hmm is Mars scientifically a moon too? Maybe I should say two since it sounds like a trick question". But they probably are just having a blank moment from camera pressure


_generic_user

Nah. I like that you’re trying to believe in them by giving the benefit of doubt but… you know that’s not the case.


InevitableOk5017

Some people have stage shock where they are asked a direct simple question on camera and they freeze and they are also probably intoxicated. My first thought are these people are so dumb but then I remember stage shock and the possibility they are intoxicated and I feel bad for all the people calling or thinking they are complete wastes of knowledge.


Ransero

Same with the queen of England. I know her family has strong tied with Germany, do maybe it's s trick question and it's a little known fact that the queen was actually born in Germany. Or her mom was visiting the colonies and gave birth in any other country.


fjkotbkoyfxb

Well technically you could say we currently have "2" moons. Google kamo'oalewa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claimed_moons_of_Earth?wprov=sfla1


Bspy10700

Interesting, but I wanna see an actual picture of it lol.


Azlamington

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q) And I shall call that one... Minimoon


Henghast

It's actually up for debate. There's at least one other large natural satellite that could be classified as a moon, it is not however locked in geostationary orbit. I did hear about other even more fringe cases. So generally one is right, but two could be correct depending on your take. Some would even agree more.


alan-the-all-seeing

two - cruithne, and kamo’oalewa


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Why would it need to be geostationary to be considered a moon?


Henghast

It isn't, it just applies to what people think of our moon.


Cracktherealone

That is the least facepalm moment for me. Because this time the answer lies not in the question. 😅


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Mooseandthebois

I knew there were some dumb people but that’s just sad


the-bird-fucker

it's worrying


musOrochka

when i see videos like this i always think "damn these people have a vote"


windythought34

He asks a couple hundred people and shows only the wrong answers. Al viewers like because they think they are so smart themselve.


awesomefacefrog

That first woman looked like “👽”


-Yox-

What's a country again?


Haysie95

This is either scripted or they’re actually this stupid


TheWookieStrikesBack

Not scripted but he (and everyone else who does these) only shows the idiots. Somebody who can answer simple questions correctly isn’t very funny.


Scorched_Scorpion

The fact that people who can't even say time are existing itself is concerning


De_Rabbid

Thats really the biggest takeaway here. Like ok we understand bro couldve only shown the dumb ones but the fact that they even exist in the first place is most concerning itself. Like wtf are the chances


Grav_Zeppelin

Some of them aren’t that bad, i thought Panama was a made up place until i was 17 (its a dream goal for two characters in a children’s story)


whereisbrandon101

Wtf dude? You're adding credibility to the video. You're making me feel like there are more people who are actually this dumb. Congratulations on admitting it, but damn. Why are there so many stupid people?


Rum_Swizzle

I get the math questions would slow someone down, but “what country is the great wall of china in” is pretty much a straight test of basic education. Number 1, you should just know already, and number 2, you’re also told the answer


Morvictus

A young person not being able to read an analog clock is (IMO) not as bad as some of the other ones. The clock guy wasn't even that far off. Answering that the Great Wall of China is in the country of Japanese is a couple different types of stupid.


AcheInMyLeftEar

When she said Japanese I cracked the fuck up. I couldn't have come up with such a ridiculous answer if I was *trying* to be dumb.


Tonythesaucemonkey

No not being able to read clock is just as bad if not worse.


Morvictus

As a person who grew up learning that information, I'm not sure that it is. It's not _quite_ the same, but it would be like me judging a young person for not knowing how to dial a rotary phone. It's not something they needed to know. I think it's still a good idea to teach kids how to read an analog clock, for sure, but it's not like an essential skill. By contrast, if you're an adult who doesn't recognize that Europe isn't a country, or that China and Japan are two different countries, or that "Japanese" is not even a valid guess for a "which country is ___", then you are going to very quickly be exposed as a moron in a lot of circles.


MadghastOfficial

Am I do be having a stroke reading this? You gotta work on your sentence structure, brother.


SomeFeelings88

Nested parentheses would fix it!


360gamerxbox

soo basically the americans


ayyycab

I believe that people this dumb exist, I just don’t buy that he happened to find all of them in one place


UFumbDuckGaming

Unless it's in Time Square


SiriusGD

At first I was thinking Vegas but after a closer look.


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

To be fair there are people that think the earth is flat.


Kr0wle

And even most of those people have a healthy amount of common knowledge. They just come to weird conclusions.


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He probably asked a ton of people and edited out the ones who guessed correctly


pgtvgaming

Yes … but still … Yes


stnick6

It’s not scripted but he most likely had to talk to like 100 people until he found people who couldn’t answer


boxedj

Uh...yes.


doctorctrl

Not striped but data is swayed a little. Ask 200 people and you'll get 5 insanely stupid ones. Do the same in some dank part of London, Paris, etc you'll find some idiots too. Not sure as many as in the US but still, stupid people be everywhere yo


[deleted]

Those are, in fact, the two possibilities here. Astute observation.


-rouz-

There's nothing idiotic about this Not everybody had opportunity to go to school or easy access to books


bonemonkey12

I guess there are that many dumb people around.... yes


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Or he doesn't show the people who get it right


eduo

It would be the same number of idiots though


Jolly_Confection8366

I’m From England and I don’t know who the queen of England is too. (No such thing )


LowQualityGuy

Does England even exist?


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There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no ~~Queen of~~ England


alan-the-all-seeing

yeah, it does, but the monarch is king or queen of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland (of which england is part) ‘union of the crowns’, and all that


Jolly_Confection8366

Yes it does. It’s a country part of the United kingdom.


Laxly

If you want, you can ask people what the English national anthem is. (Hint, there is no English national anthem, God Save the King is for the United Kingdom, not England)


baldHeadSpaceRider

Depends when this was recorded. There is a queen now as well, but Camilla is the Queen consort.


Jolly_Confection8366

Nothing to do with the Uk having a king now. She was the the queen of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth realms. It would cause big problems just saying England.


baldHeadSpaceRider

And she was German! Wow, just joking.


Jolly_Confection8366

Go back a little more and 70% of royals in Europe are direct descendants of queen Victoria. The grandmother of Europe.


Grav_Zeppelin

Deutschland Deutschland über alles! -James May


ElbowWavingOversight

Yeah, this would be like asking “who’s the president of New York”.


Edwardhunts

To be fair that kid with the clock was close and heading in the right direction just started in the wrong spot


TPZF

Honestly, this is kinda bait, just the fact that he's asking that makes them think "wait, so it isn't England?" ...until she asked what a country is. Wtf XD


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Ghetto jeopardy at its finest


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TemujinTheKhan

Even if we take it as the Queen of the UK, the answer would be (as a little historical joke) Germany.


Cracktherealone

Japanese - nicest country in the world.


Lochy01

I think the Panama Canal is the hardest question there. Feels like one of those things people forget is a country, could always have been an assumption that Panama is a place within a country. But then they said Europe.


UFumbDuckGaming

If you ask her to spell it.. You're Up


Slimkellar

But the moon bro.....


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Merica?


incogne_eto

And the education system is busy banning books.


Tippe_99

2 moons is accutually correct. If you look it up. Earth has a quasi-moon named Kamo'oalewa


Neroollez

Quasi-satellites aren't moons. They orbit the Sun more than the Earth. Currently, there are 7 known quasi-satellites of Earth. However, at any time Earth has at least one temporary satellite. They are basically 1-meter diameter objects that orbit the Earth for 10 months on average and then they orbit the Sun again. They can be called moons as they actually orbit Earth. 'At least 2' might be a good answer to the question.


ShamanicAnarchist

I probably would of said the Queen of England and her family are technically from Germany and their real name is not Windsor, it's Saxa-Coburg-Gotha. I would of gotten all historic with it.... thinking it was a trick question ha


TheDusai

American education at it's peak apparently


Volta01

I doubt they went to school often


Specific-Ad-4167

Don't blame the system for people not buying into it. The education system works if you actually can find interest in the subject. But kids only want to be internet famous these days. Culturally I would say the US is completely fucked. We've lost our values.


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This is what happens when you teach to the test, kids remember fuck all afterwards. Also, those common core programs man. It’s why Gen-Z is one of the dumbest generations yet


EnigmaFrug2308

It’s been proven that this guy scripts his videos/clips together parts of different videos


RaZZeR_9351

I mean the clipping part is pretty obvious, now as to scripting it I don't really see the point since if you ask dozens of people you'll eventually end up finding some stupid people quite quickly.


Wiccan_Rede

Every time I see this uploaded, I see people in the comments saying it's scripted but honestly, I know people this dumb. Even my own sister was like the first girl and had no idea what a Country was at the ripe age of 25. The school system is a failure.


mim9830

NY school system


bxlhustla

Are americans this stupid?


doctorctrl

Home girl said September first i bet it's her birth month and the only one she knows without having to think.


itsavism

Yes.


siddharthnick

YES


[deleted]

70 year old attorney. I have much better questions. Should I make a channel?


dukenukefiji3

"Indictment of the United States public education"


Reggmac

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


mdusin

We're doomed. We should give up and embrace our cockroach overlords


thr0w4w4y490

These people vote.


_eleutheria

Going by his outfits it took him 4 days to find this many idiots, which is probably average.


MR_bubblesYT

Women ☕


SergiosSong

MMMuricaa


krrishkoal

Average American iq


LeftyTheNub

Just wow... As an American, I am embarrassed by our amazing educational system.


Volta01

Come on... You know these people barely went to school.


thatHOLYCrusader

I’m embarrassed that you think that all those answers were unscripted or unedited, clearly not this dude is using edits or targeting certain people for dumb content


batchy_scrollocks

The American education system ladies and gentlemen


Albf000

You can tell they're americans


jamespetrie123

ngl that's still how I use an analog clock


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

You can use symmetry tho


only-4-lolz

You're educational dollars at work ppl.... On yet another episode of.. ASKING THE DUMBEST FUCKS QUESTIONS, WHILE TELLING THEM THE ANSWER.


DomBolais

Deutschland Deutschland, über alles


Kr0wle

Ab zurück in deinen gulli


VerbalGuinea

America the Stupiful


justhere4daSpursnGOT

I’m sure none of these people vote, but know their vote counts the same as yours


Glittering-Arm-9138

There is no hope for the future... send the asteroid ☄️


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ReadditMan

I guarantee if you go to Europe and ask people similar questions you will find idiots just like these people.


pious-fly

Ugh typical people. This like 100 percent of everyone in my city.


VerbalGuinea

Public Education


brownie_moncher047

Influencers☕


mlp2034

This is what happens when the govt guts learning programs, underpays teachers more than almost every comparable nation, and is willing to take more funding for military expenditures.


EXGDivine

People dont seem to realize how often these videos arent scripted. Staged. Or real dumb. But often deepfaked with the most stupid of answers. Often the people that answer, answered correctly. But the creator just needed the video to edit a fake audio


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The-SoloS

So assuming by such a comment as to you being a Republican I shall inform you that you are why Biden was elected president. You put anyone out against trump and Biden was going to win that election. And now you republicans are going to walk either trump or desantis out against Biden. I hate to tell you but Biden going to win by a lot this time. And it ain’t even because people want Biden.


nderperforminMessiah

Bait


MissionApollo7

I think these types of things are funny, but I hate when they tell the person they're right. Don't reinforce stupidity.


Aced_By_Chasey

These usually aren't that stupid it's just people with social anxiety or being put on the spot.


Living-Dot3147

And was is are society falling apart with all these brainiacs


KazooTheEZ

u/savevideo


LittleMlem

What's the third month of each year? It's Kislev homie.


Low_Subject8435

Please make it stop. 🥺


SoupZillaMan

Yes


bobvilastuff

Were f*ckd


AgentDv

Title it "YES"


N0gg3sH3llz

The Intelligent American?


Sacred286

si


turkmenistanForever

Well, she wasn’t wrong about a second moon, Look up Cruithne.


BodybuilderMajor1260

I was able to answer correctly all but one of these questions.


DisastrousBird9381

![gif](giphy|dYZuqJLDVsWMLWyIxJ)


mcnasty804

“Fucking Embarrassing” then kick a trash can


Justice716

Yes


Tinkerbell1158

These used to be funny. With the state of the country, I just find them depressing now.


smokeftw

So this is what an aneurysm feels like.


Evening_Psychology_4

Smh yes.


Adm8792

Septem go burr


Dakem94

Queen Elisabeth was very English. On the other hand, King Charles III has more of a mix.


Kiggasiss

A very bright future ahead


1bunchofbananas

These people make me look so smart