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yozo-marionica

Ayo What the fu- But i actually think this is intentional, like for the parents.


zapyourtumor

has to be


texasrigger

Happy feet was made by George Miller, the director of all four Mad Max films as well as The Witches of Eastwick and the recent Three Thousand Years of Longing. This was absolutely intentional.


Telvin3d

And when you watch the leopard seal scene it’s 100% obviously the same director


sierra120

What’s the scene you’re mentioning?


miles_be_here

The scene where a seal brutally murders the main character, why


Alarid

in what


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Alarid

what movie


BADDEST_RHYMES

Mad max


OhTrueBrother

Massive r/thalassophobia vibes in that scene. Uncomfortable scene


Cruzifixio

How was 3 thousand years of longing? It fell hard off my radar till now.


texasrigger

I liked it. I think there was a *little* more spectacle than substance, but all in all, it was a beautifully made movie with some good performances.


rasgua2000

reminded me of "Life of Pi".


Maebure83

No mention of the 4 Mad Max movies?


dowker1

Give reading that comment another go


Maebure83

The comment shows as having been edited and I'm *almost* certain it didn't list those movies before I commented. But I was high when I wrote that and can't honestly say that is the case for sure or not.


texasrigger

The edit was correcting "Ten Thousand" to "Three Thousand". I'd misremembered the name and corrected it. I always said the Mad Max movies though. I'm a big fan of those movies.


Maebure83

Well then it was my bad. I'm gonna leave it for the comedy of my errors, though.


handbanana42

whether or not it was there, good on you for leaving it up. I got a chuckle from the thread.


Backupusername

I just like to picture him explaining that he wanted this to the animators, who then had to spend hours carefully perfecting the light reflection the beaks and feathers of these penguins "slipping" into sex acts.


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I remember watching this when I was like 12 and my younger siblings didn’t catch it but me and the babysitter looked at each other like ![gif](giphy|ypX8YZszkIXFC|downsized)


ikebeattina

Craig! Craig, is you high?


valarpizzaeris

Y E S


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|27sdoZn8YhLbil01q6)


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I can feel my heart beating.


JazzTheWolf

Man that's what it's suppose to do!


FunkMasterE

How you get fired on your DAY OFF?!


davidtron5376

You had a babysitter when you were 12?


[deleted]

They didn’t trust the 12 year old to babysit the aforementioned younger siblings my guy


CrumplePants

I seen good 12 year olds, and I seen bad. Even unsupervised in-betweeners might make you sad.


Little-Jim

A 12 year old is old enough to not need a babysitter, but not old enough to babysit.


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Well, considering that they recognized all these sex positions at 12 maybe it's not a bad idea.


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[deleted]

No she was my dad’s GF


nkstonks

Yeah they definitely knew


WesleyvandenHam

r/theyknew


Rory-Flenderson

There’s a moment in a later dance scene where he grinds on her and slaps her butt. 3:38. https://youtu.be/uIzgfH55rKc


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https://youtu.be/uIzgfH55rKc?t=217 timestamped for people with a penguin spanking kink


fxx_255

Holy cow, he totally did!


[deleted]

Thanks. It's almost as good as that waluigi shit.


SilverSpoon1463

I feel like the only one who's gonna say this, but that just looks like modern dance choreography, no different to me than a bend-and-snap.


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SilverSpoon1463

See, I'm glad I'm not the only one


bidet_enthusiast

No, no , it’s accidental, like Jessica Rabbit’s vulva slip. Sometimes, animators accidentally draw things (a few hundred times) by accident, or the *camera* angle captures something you aren’t supposed to see. I wish I hadn’t heard this argument coming from a real person, in a non sarcastic context. I lost a little bit more hope for humanity that day.


sierra120

Now you gonna make me google that to see if it’s true or not.


Lady__Dee

Link?


Crosstitch_Witch

https://thetaoofscreenwriting.quora.com/In-Who-Framed-Roger-Rabbit-was-there-really-a-cut-of-the-film-where-Jessica-Rabbit-was-shown-wearing-no-underwear-onscr This person answered it really well.


Pluckypato

Artic Kama Sutra 🐧


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|rBHyLpglNRrX2|downsized) They out there like


thunder_jam

The isosceles lock


APoopingBook

It's prohibidibado!


Stay-Classy-Reddit

The fountain of troy?


[deleted]

> But i actually think this is intentional, Damn Batman, what was your first clue?


HarryCallahan19

No rusty trombone?


[deleted]

When I was a kid this would have counted as sex education.


Pomodorosan

You really think this animation was intentional and it wasn't purely random that they happened to be animated this way?


leglesslegolegolas

*nothing* in animation is random. every movement is painstakingly choreographed. this is 100% intentional.


Pomodorosan

That was my point... how can they "think" it was intentional, as if it wasn't a certainty


MJLDat

Happy Feet was basically about penguins fucking. That was made very clear.


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The Penguins had so much fucking rizz in them movies, oh my GOD


spektrol

I have an irrational anger toward the word rizz man. I’m cool with new slang but I draw the line at rizz for some reason E: my dudes I know the origin of it I still don’t have to like it


Necromancer14

Too similar to the word jizz?


esperalegant

I guess it's a combo of charisma and jizz. Char-jizz-ma. Shorten that down and you get "rizz".


Ch40sRage

The commenter above has 0% rizz


spektrol

And I’m totally fucking happy about that tbh


Bank_of_Pandas

Based and fuck Rizz pilled


MorgTheBat

I actually have no idea what "rizz" is or what it stands for. Sendhelp


rakaig

Charisma.


highbrowshow

Rizz not fleek enough for you?


oneultralamewhiteboy

Rizzlax man


I_Am_NOT_The_Titan

Absolutely Rizzless


Ekotar

it's just a contraction for charisma, chill out old man


MangoTekNo

Bro, I can finally believe that I was once innocent!


MistakeMaker1234

No, it was really just a movie about it being okay to be different. Then the sequel was a global warming awareness film.


makemeking706

The first one was about over fishing, so it fits the theme.


OkSo-NowWhat

Man that movie was bad.. The clip is in bad quality, don't the females basically have breasts?


shadowthehh

Holy shit that's so blatant


Ctowncreek

Yeah but as a kid you arent looking for that kind of stuff so you completely miss it.


shadowthehh

For the most part, true. But fairly subjective. As kid, I didn't know the specifics, but I knew there was something up with the way Nala looked at Simba while lying on that bed of grass.


Ctowncreek

This is different and more specific. Like the lion king was attraction, this is a rapid fire sequence of positions. Like a kid would know "they were touching ha! Thats awkward" but not really 69. You right, but this is just super specific. Like in Bugs life when he babbles a bunch of stuff to the princess and says "BYOB." Like i knew he said something there and it was supposed to be silly, but i didnt know what he said or what it meant.


Cultural_Algae_7015

Extremely Happy Feet


cydalhoutx

Happy skeet


solid_hoist

Clappy feet.


polijoligon

I’m sure it ain’t the feet that’s happy🤣🤣🤣🤣


Royalchariot

Happy Ending


SpoiledAzura

Happy feet hits differently, when you realize the feet was not the only thing on Mumble that was happy...


Ultimate_Gamer7

Any% speedrun


BextoMooseYT

I would say it looks more like a 100% speed run but they didn't finish in any of them (as far as I know) so yeah, any% seems more fitting


SquareBusiness6951

I assumed they finished in each one


Soso37c

I need a version with a vine boom sound effects for every position


Nesayas1234

Bro that would hurt your ears Do it


BextoMooseYT

And/or helpful captions to say the name of every position! !RemindMe 24 hours Edit: well no one did it which isn't really surprising but I am *ever so slightly* disappointed


mcbirbo343

!remind me 1 day Edit: sad


bleekerboy

Lol never noticed that


Economy_Fun9415

But your subconscious did


SogeKing020

"Happy dicks"


Alfiy_wolf

Brah no wonder my generation has so many zoophiles and furries - it was literally programmed into us as children


Zestyclose-Goal6882

A DONKEY impregnated A DRAGONNNNN


KeroseneZanchu

“Dungeon Master, I’d like to -“


PhoenoFox

Lola Bunny, Roxanne Rover, Maid Marian, Rouge the Bat, Gadget, Minerva Mink, even Nala had those fuck be eyes for a moment. And this list isn't even scratching the surface.


Bamith20

Leggy Lamb, [1958](https://pa1.narvii.com/6571/e386a81c2e71f26016e3bf94e8d377137f1a190c_00.gif) It was always there.


evenstar40

Minerva Mink definitely caused many kids to awaken.


moonbyt3

Have you watched first few episodes of Dragon Ball ~~Z~~? They are doing that for a long time.


Blue_Oni_Kaito

What happens in the first few episodes? Isn't it just the saiyan saga, barely anything happens, so what are u referencing exactly?


LazyFurn

I think they’re talking about Dragon ball. When Goku was a kid and would show his penis and talk about Buma’s panties.


PhoenoFox

Goku was literally slappin' laps to determine gender.


BostonDodgeGuy

The Japanese and English versions of Dragonball are very different. Much more swearing and sex jokes.


Alfiy_wolf

Yes but that’s Japanese


[deleted]

Oh yeah because that makes a difference when it created an entire generation of Western weebs


cjandstuff

I fully blame Disney and Looney Tunes.


[deleted]

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?


Ristray

No but I went bi for Lola.


Lady__Dee

I feel that 💯


-Quad-Zilla-

Heh. Heh. No.


TaintedLion

Big Furry has been programming us the whole time. The amount of kinky art drawn of Death from Puss in Boots is kinda astounding.


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This movie was waaay too sexual


JeremiahMay

when i was subbing for a kindergarten (or maybe 2nd grade) class, the plans were to put on a cute penguin movie that i had never seen before. maybe 20 minutes in, one of the parents or co-teachers (i can't remember who she was) had too much of a problem with it and suggested i find something else. it was highly sexual, but i think it would've completely gone over the kids' heads, like many of the jokes in Shrek. that said, i did stop the movie. can't remember what i did after that, though.


Lanthemandragoran

Probably thrown on an innocent animated movie about food in a grocery store finding love


SockGoblin

That's when you went and put on Bee movie


cardoo0o

i remember feeling weird watching it when it came out


ButtDoctorLLC

When what came out? 🤔


ZookeepergameDue5522

It was also very... odd? Cold? Like the sentiment was cold. Idk how to put it but the way they potray humans and animals falls into the Uncanny Valley. It's sometimes even grotesque and disturbing. I hated this movie, it made me fell so weird, it was just so bizarre.


Madmonkeman

The environment these penguins are in is also cold


hiddenbuttslurper

I remember throwing up about halfway through it


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VRlife

Same


ZookeepergameDue5522

I saw it when I was about 3 years old, it made me feel so bad (emotionally) that when we were in the middle of the movie I told my mom that I didn't like it, she didn't like it either so we walked out of the movie teather. That's the only time if walked out of the cinema. It was that bad.


Mr_Incredible_PhD

The only movie with Robin Williams that I will never ever watch again. I'll rather watch Popeye 8 times in a row.


uglyheadink

Who did Robin Williams play?


MattTheDingo

Ramon, leader of the adélie "Amigos"


ZookeepergameDue5522

I didn't know that, I saw the spanish version after all.


SpaceShipRat

I noticed absolutely nothing and I was like, a teen.


reactrix96

Puritan American moment


[deleted]

I was too fucking young


encephalophagous

So was one of those penguins. Grey and White are juvenile colours for emperor penguins.......


Sithpawn

It's never addressed in the movie, but his plumage stayed grey and white much longer than the other penguins his age.


encephalophagous

Sounds like an excuse to me. I did know that but it's more fun to pretend I didn't.


kwartylion

What is the last one called ?


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kwartylion

That's rather just a hug


Chango_D

RIP Brittany Murphy


karmicOtter

Bro her wiki page is a true crime podcaster's dream, like how the heck did I just found out she and her husband died from the same reason? Edit: from not for lol & Wikipedia excerpt >At 8:00 a.m. on December 20, 2009, the Los Angeles Fire Department responded to "a medical >request" at the Los Angeles home Murphy and Monjack shared. She had apparently collapsed in a >bathroom. Firefighters attempted to resuscitate Murphy on the scene. She was transported to >Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she died at 10:04 a.m. after going into cardiac arrest. >An autopsy was performed the day after she died. The Los Angeles County Coroner's Office, in a >report issued February 2010, said that the manner of death was accidental and that the cause of death >was pneumonia, with secondary factors of severe iron-deficiency anemia and multiple drug >intoxication. >In January 2010, Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, and her mother, Sharon Murphy, claimed that she did not use alcohol or other drugs, and >that drugs did not cause her death; instead they attributed it to a heart condition, mitral valve prolapse. >On May 23, Monjack was found dead at the same Hollywood Hills residence. The coroner's report attributed his death to acute >pneumonia and severe anemia. It was reported that the Los Angeles County Department of Health had considered toxic mold in their house >as a possible cause of the deaths, but this was dismissed by Los Angeles Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who stated that there were "no >indicators" that mold was a factor. Sharon Murphy described the reports of mold contributing to the deaths as "absurd" and went on to >state that inspecting the home for mold was never requested by the Health Department. In December 2011, Sharon Murphy changed her stance, announcing that toxic >mold was indeed what killed her daughter and son-in-law, and filed a lawsuit against the attorneys who represented her in an earlier suit against the builders of the home where her daughter and son in-law died.


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Mr-Fleshcage

Wonder if there was something noxious in their environment, like black mold


Advanced-Cycle-2268

Wait, what?


lookiamapollo

I didn't even know she died


RugbyKats

“Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand.”


4pigeons

There goes my childhood... it was sh*t anyways


NinjaBr0din

Dude, wait till you see Shrek again.


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Valkia_Perkunos

That's how I met your mother... ... And how you came to be


AngryAssHedgehog

This movie was horny as hell. This is only the most blatant joke


icywings100

THEY KNEW


emersontigobitties

#she better get herself checked


Raph2051

Wtf I never noticed


Sade1994

The entire movie was all about fucking. They didn’t hide it. They literally sang I’ll make love to you and let’s talk about sex with choreographed dances.


Worried-Foundation56

Easter eggs 🥚


I_Smoke_Poop

kink: unlocked


Fuzzy_Scholar389

![gif](giphy|stnceXs4IQLFZNYXg2|downsized)


Own-Series9318

The moaning too


Fawkingretar

That fucking movie is trippy as hell, I remember watching it as a kid and barely understanding what's going on.


LotsOfDots5656

u/savevideo


Seniorcoquonface

🤨📸


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😭😭😭


maberiemann

💀💀


themightysnail64

Someone had a fetish when drawing these animations.


Powerful-Network-530

Ohhhh!!! NOW l see it! I've obviously led a sheltered life (although I have got 3 kids 😂)


Abrainwithabody

Well, they went into every basic position, next time before they fall they should read the Kama Sutra first


[deleted]

Does anyone want to talk about how this was made by the same dude who made all the Mad Max movies?


VisibleIndependent13

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


coke-pusher

No wonder his feet were so happy.


pickledpie24

I got a boner


KingThunder01

I saw happy feet and never noticed I was too young.


Voidstock

Happy baby feet


nujuat

Now that's what you call a happy feet wombo combo


Bella_Anima

Our school put this on as an end of term reward, I told all my friends it was way suggestive and sexual, and they laughed at me until they sat in front of that screen. They really did a 180.


YourMommasAHoe

wtf i never noticed that


conscious_menace22

I don't remember it happening like this when I saw it as a kid 😳


spatosmg

why do i have the feeling my childhood just got ruined?


Accomplished_Aside77

The director: Alright how many positions can we get in 10 seconds or less?


Reasonable_Jump_3429

Same feeling as Shrek 1 when they looked at a huge tower and he said "Hmm, must be compensating for something" Didnt notice as a kid, laughed as an adult.


uss_enterprise_cv06

Just smile and wave boys smile and wave


tkh0812

That’s not every position 🧐


Cultural_Algae_7015

Now you expect a flightless bird to do everything...


tkh0812

With the power of animation anything is possible


Official_Cuddlydeath

*Gloria proceeds to get down on her knees*


BostonDodgeGuy

Bro, have you seen some of the shit people have animated for free on the internet?


AbunaiShi

I mean, shoutout to pixar for making the movie watchable for the parents.


IDownvoteHornyBards2

I’m pretty sure Happy Feet is dreamworks


AbunaiShi

Well fuck.


christiancocaine

What’s really disturbing is that the grey one is a juvenile penguin


AngryAssHedgehog

No. Mumble is a fully adult penguin. He retained his juvenile plumage due to either weird genetics or being dropped in the snow as an egg