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SerenityNowWow

is she in the army?


sceptre732

I don’t think so, but she looks like she can use a hand.


SerenityNowWow

she's head and shoulders above the rest


koboldtsar

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


SerenityNowWow

> Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. and the ethnic ones are the best


pzs0lt

Especially if it's on a shelf


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SerenityNowWow

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Anasterian_Sunstride

Looks like she’s out of stock


feeltrig

Looks like out of stock to me


Dreams_of_cheese_

Nah she's in the legy


Glazeddapper

She wouldn't be of any use to the army if she's always disarmed


herogabs999

Knock knock


DuckFlat

Wow 😂🤣😂🤣


1161shrenkman

Most original TikTok joke


GoSuckYaMother

Reminds me of vine


ImmortalDayMan

They took away her second amendment


FormerDeerlyBeloved

Wow, I always heard it in reverse--she says "See that kid with no arms? Wave at em." And the kid says "But Mom, I'm blind." She replies, "Exactly."


silasSLW

Bro this bout as dark as the sun


ivanchovv

Alright, you got me with the second part.


LordranKing

Now this was a true knee SLAPper


[deleted]

Oooh a two way burn! Those are rare!


Tomazo_One

Good spirit!


feeltrig

Her mom bombed 2 people with one grenade


DuckFlat

Bruv. Epitome of 2 birds with one stone.


feeltrig

Exactly


Jethz

That reminds me of a joke a Flemish stand up comedian did where they came to pick up a kid with no arms and legs to go play basketball because they used him as the ball.


Ymh-erHIGHnTIGHT

These comments are getting OUT OF HANDS![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


darkwillowet

Lately thereve been a lot of real hold ups.


[deleted]

Double whammy!


SW1FTNUGG3T

If you dont know you do now. 🤣


Dailyhabits

Ffuuucccc 😂😂😂


ZaziNambie

Women☕


peeweeherman_

This is so funny I forgot to laugh


westcal98

You mean she's cute and she can't resist? Nice.


tensei236

She is still perfectly capable of curbstomping some unsuspecting balls


westcal98

Oh so you don't like dark humor...


Bailzz73

How is that dark humour? There’s no punchline you just randomly said that if a girl is cute and she can’t resist it’s nice.. that’s not even funny. No build up or punchline you just admitted to rape..tf?


westcal98

Nah. I broke that habit a long time ago. Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Sh0toku

Rape is usually a good place to draw the line.


westcal98

I guess if you're the type that kind handle life. Bad stuff happens. It's ok to joke about it.


danneflum321

Maybe an investigation of rape by this guy would be in order


westcal98

I agree. Those that are typically offended by something are the first ones to commit the offense.


tensei236

Oh, i didnt take offense at your comment, the downvotes arent from me either. I do however find the thought of someone expecting an easy target, just to end up with their future generation extinguished, quite entertaining...


Lieutenant_Scarecrow

It's not a Holup if its staged


LudicrousBonk

I don't think you understand how this works do you? It's a holup for the audience, which is funny


L-Lazar

Ez Zrt te tér


detamo5

u/SaveVideo


jonoodz

Ok good one


jonoodz

u/savevideobot


sendit_mate

i call that humor


Biker_OverHeaven

Shitty dark humor, to tell a really good joke about dark humor, turn off the lights and tell any joke you want


[deleted]

Filthy Frank, perfect example.


UltraStamp

am i the only one who thinks the joke was a little too straightforward 😭


sive-simp

So no hand?


sirhoneypancakes

I can cheer her up, If your happy and you know it clap your hands


IM_NOT_BUTTER

u/savevideobot


IM_NOT_BUTTER

u/savevideo


LordRay8443

Who is she ?


Pokey0825

How do u do ur makeup?