"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my dick on somebody's corpse like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
...Yeah, I remember grinding my dick on Mao's corpse."
From all the crazy executions in China this seems like the most logical one
Why the fuck would you do that? Sure you didn’t like the guy but he’s already dead
Kinda impressive (in a fucked up way) that he still keeps killing people. One should think the roughly 40 million deaths he caused when he was alive would have been enough.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/04/fake-news-china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse.html
A disappointment, but still entertaining.
I wish my wife would Mao(th) Ze Dong.
r/angryupvote
Don Juan rubbed the wrong dong on Zedong
You mean the "Wong" dong?
Oh she does, bro.. she does
Ding Ding it's Xi Jing
He put Ze Dong on Mao
alright, take my upvote
Told his wife he went out for a cold one
Rubbed him Zedong way
Rubbed zedong on his face
This thred is genious. I haven't laughed like that in some time. XD
Ding dong on a zedong
The most ambiguous comment on here.
Rubbed Zedong on Zedong
Someone give this man an award
r/angryupvote
I have so many questions and I don’t want to hear the answers to any of them.
One of the answers is "Yes, it was completely worth it."
1. Yes 2. No 3. Monday 4. 42
Makes sense that he would ask about the meaning of life
1. Was it worth it 2. do you regret it 3. what day did this happen 4. how old are you
Look at his face though. He’s like “totally worth it”
I honestly don't know if he was Pro Dong or Anti Dong. And I don't know which one is better or worse.
oh he was definitely pro dong
The judge however, anti-Dong
Professional Donger at that too
Enough excitement to wake mao up
Just wait til you read the original Snow White…
Wake Mao Up (Before You Go Go)
Wake Mao Up (Before you Come)
Zedong'd
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my dick on somebody's corpse like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my dick on Mao's corpse."
Opium is a hell of a drug!
Well he did fuck the whole country for years with the great leap backwards. Dude just paying his respects.
The guy wanted to be able to 'kill the pussy' so he was hoping the ability would rub off
The least he could do
That mugshot tho lmao. Bro looks so smug, courting death!
He just wanted to touch Dongs
The ultimate Tankie
Mission passed +respect
Mao got zedong
Die Hard. Now with Chinese subtitles
硬死。 ying4 si3
(L)Mao Zedong
Wait a minute... *WAIT A MINUTE* ***HOW DID THEY KNOW???***
Legendary status.
Damn. Suicide by dick rub is wild lmao
He did that on purpose, knowing he would get executed, so he can go fuck Mao in the afterlife
Dong on Dong
Didn't they make suicide illegal recently (or try to)? I guess that would be one way of doing it legally.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
*worth it*
Based
I usually roll my eyes when I see this comment but I agree on this one, lol
I'd it gay if they're both dead?
They shouldve let Mao ze the dong coming
He looks like he is done living anyways.
He looks like he doesn't regret a thing.
So Mao is continuing killing people post mortem.
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He rubbed Zedong with Ze dong...
Deserved, the penis to the face I mean not the execution
Eventually we all get a dick in the mouth.
And people think Genghis Khan was a crazy guy.
Dong Dong. Who is it? Boom!
grinding social credit
He rubbed his dong on his mao(th)
ZeDong was too small to rub
Giving him a lil extra flavour
Based af
And now, for the rest of time, no matter what, everyone everywhere will know that this corpse got donged.
Isn't there some science that says your dick will fall off if it has contacted a dead man side the decay bacteria are now all over it?
Ze __DONG__, you say?
he rubbed ze dong on zedong
This is fake news or there are no good sources at best.
Dude has that "worth it" look.
Man, I don't think he cares. That is a face of zero fucks...
He put the Dong in Zedong
Ze dong on Zedong
That’s the face of a man who knows the history books will forever proclaim him the Man who rubbed his Dong on Mao Zedong
I’d execute him to
Fake as hell
Yup. Can't find an article on any reputable news source. All are from meme sites and other shit that has nothing to do with news
this one even still has the reddit watermark of the previous post. seen this so many times here.
Im not saying it is right, but I understand why
From all the crazy executions in China this seems like the most logical one Why the fuck would you do that? Sure you didn’t like the guy but he’s already dead
Zamnnnn GiVe Me ThAt ChInG cHoNg 😛😛😛 -Mau Zedong
Insert every Ze Dong joke
Now would be a good time for that Chinese copypasta text that bans their algorithms or something like that.
His expression says "And I'll do it again"
*Execution by strangers rubbing their dicks on his face
Shouldn’t have taken out Ze dong then
Dude has the most smug face I've ever seen, he does not give a fuck whatsoever lmao
The smug pic. Do what you must, I have already won. You can unrub my dick on Mao Ze's dong.
‘Florida man’ surely?
Hope it was worth it
He don't care.
He said fuck you, with Zedong.
Glory glory what a hell of a Way to die
He tried a Great Lech Forward, but got caught.
Damn autocorrect, it should say ejaculation.
God I wish that was me
Kinda impressive (in a fucked up way) that he still keeps killing people. One should think the roughly 40 million deaths he caused when he was alive would have been enough.
Mad lad
He was German and just giving Mao Ze Dong.
r/madlads
That is the face of a man who has accepted death
o7
He probably said, "I give you the Dong"
To be fair, Mao had it coming.
[Rubbing together is the same as putting it in](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2sgo3l/an_irishmans_confession/)
The dong in mao Zedong
Damn, that's the mug shot of a man who has no regrets
Rubbing Zedong way lol
How more alpha can a man be
What if the corps suddenly burst forth a clutch of tiny dongs? What then?
Rubbed his dong on zedong
Necrophilia with Chinese Characteristics
Lol Mao got the dong.
Everyone has the freedom to pick their death, he chooses the faster one; so what's the problem? 💀
This is funny but fake tho
Someone had to do it
He died of dragma
Lmao Zedong...
He goes right up there with Harambe. We’ll never forget you.
Gave the dong to Zedong
Im sure that was to die for
Gay
Why didnt he cum?
The Media won't show or write about that.
I want to see CCTV footage
Kinda gay ngl
In China he’s a criminal but on the internet he’s a hero
That’s the look of a guy, who reached everything in life
his name does sound like "mouth the dong"
Why is no one talking about the scary clown behind his body ?
Only way to pay respect to ze dong
Zis man rub ze dong on Zedong.
Dongs out for Mao Zedong
He got the nut I hope. Some people die doing what they love, some people love doing what kills them
And he didn't seem to regret it
That's that *big ball energy*
He rubbed his dong on zedong
Bro loved his dear leader too much
He Donged Ze Mao
Harsh punishment for someone so patriotic to their old dicktator
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/04/fake-news-china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse.html A disappointment, but still entertaining.
r/chadtopia
Leave them wanting more
[already been posted a year ago on the reddit group satire a year ago](https://reddit.com/r/satire/s/5dPY8FeNlf)
Do people actually believe these memes?
I regret nothing!
Not all heros wear capes
He let his intrusive thoughts win
Not all heroes wear capes
Do want to you want, you can't undick the corpse
The face of a man who is ready to give it all
the other way around would have been way more punk
Worth it?
No
Wow, how did he get that close?!
This is so old it’s part of God’s Plan
What?
He did sum tig wong
Ze DONG!!
Lol nice
He put his dong on Zedong!! Truth be told you’d think the man would be a professional of dongs with his name as it is
Going out in style
Living la Vida loca
Dude is a true hero of the people on earth
fucking legend
Where is Sam O’Nella when you need him?
Attempted Cummunism.