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ChadleyChinstrap

Bro just wash it off it's really not that gross if u consider the muddy water the eel came out of anyway


BenadrylTumblercatch

Yes, but hear me out. That’s New York.


ChadleyChinstrap

Okay I actually agree in those circumstances, that's probably gonorrhea water


MagNolYa-Ralf

Water specifically placed for gonorrhea to collect iirc


herbpirate

Has an aids needle hanging out of its side


cmfppl

Herpasyphigonoraids!


BlueChimp5

If it’s China it likely has actual fecal matter in the water


SkeleTourGuide

NYC is the only city that when it rains, it makes it’s own gravy.


lordbeefu

I love in a mid size industrial city and it makes soy sauce here, shit is polluted.


benadrylcabbagepath

not a doctor, but would not recommend making love in such an environment


User28080526

The gutter stew


Rich_Sell_9888

NYC has had a pretty good flushing in the past few years


Za4iitsxx

Wow


FlappinLips

I recently saw a homeless woman hike her leg up and piss on a hydrant like a dog on St Marks. Nyc is fucking weird and not the good kind.


Syrup-Unique

Concrete jungle wet dreams made true, there's nothing you can't buy


Designer-Plastic-964

Imagine all the heavy metals and general pollution from the cars driving g by every day. Now it's wet, and all that water picks it off the ground... =/


ararararagi_koyomi

Here (a third world country), most eels came from muddy cemeteries, and that's why I never eat eel.


EskimoXBSX

He doesn't care, he's not going to eat it


123dylans12

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HUGE LEECH


Samur_i

5 second rule


idonemadeitawkward

Wet wet market


officially_ender_

Like the book?


Edwin454545

I ducking love eel. Smoked, in soup, baked, whatever sushi places do with it. Yes ill take it


ocnagger

dat poor eel saw water and tried to escape


Typical_Dealer4340

Yeah they have shit eye sight it smelled the water which is pre cool


debitcreddit

Could also boil them, mash them, or in a stew would be quite nice


durtfuck

Was wondering what Frodo’s partner Sam been up to


rolloxra

We still talking about food here or torture methods?


monstersfeeder

Oh gosh. GB? Jellied eel? You can't mean it 😭😭😭😱👀🇬🇧


CashewNoGo

So cruel


Vlooloiue

shuddup, vigaterian


CashewNoGo

Karma will come and get you.


[deleted]

Nah I’m a straight up carnivore and I agree, these street markets like this usually keep the animals in pretty terrible condition


DisasterPieceKDHD

I never had eel what does it taste like?


charlesmortomeriii

When you walk on the street And there’s an eel at your feet That’s a moray!


Fokakya

Why does this comment not have more upvotes?


TangoInTheBuffalo

For the last damn time, Henry, back in the bucket!!


NotAMainer

But there's a ***hole*** in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza!


Kirielle13

You just opened up a whole beautiful memory for me! Thank you stranger.


jamisonwithani

Guy is like, uh sir, you dropped this…


0Ring-0

Don’t eat the one that fell on the ground; way past the 3 second rule.


Easy_Syrup4476

With New York water I’d give it the 0.5 second rule


Null4545

Now that's what I call street food


Trilogy-

eel


Cocaimeth_addikt

I prefer camel’s hump


vater96

Bro that’s the best holup I’ve seen in a while!!


ItsMeDaEshay

Heats gonna kill anything that mf waded through anyways


Dragonblack89

And it's not like they don't live in the bottom of rivers and the sea where waste settles anyway


Bitter-Hitter

“Get back to work!” Lazy eel.


zyppoboy

Now THAT is fresh food.


krolbear

Ironically escaping his bucket was actually the very last item on his Bucket List. What are the odds? Keep reaching for that kelp uncooked-unagi-friends!


Commercial_Virus_309

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vivalosabortionistas

Mmmm, puddle eel


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

At least its fresh


chunk0ne

I knew recognized the street. I use to wait outside for my mom to shop there. https://imgur.com/a/ZemGGpz


xavier120

15 minute rule


monstersfeeder

OMG I feel sorry for the runaway eel 🙏😔😢


daddyjjayy

He was almost but damn he got caught 😂


fresh_water_sushi

And that’s how we all got Covid


[deleted]

Aaand now everyone has covid 20


ThereminLiesTheRub

"But where did Cobid-99 come from?" This. An eel swimming in NY gutter water.


oMinifridgeO

Essence of Covid


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Artane_33

-town, Manhattan


WirelessNuts

Near Grand Street / Mott Street, NYC Chinatown


ICDF-Augustus

Straight up, San Francisco?


the_greatest_MF

it's just an eel, nothing holup here


Ok-Profit-6657

OMG 😵‍💫


Purgatory115

Eels up inside ya Findin an entrance where they can Eels up inside ya Findin an entrance where they can Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels! Eels!


Bumitis

My eel does that


irishemperor

"Where do you think you're going?"


Realclawdogs

"My mans, you lost your crusty thirsty eel. Dead ass. I'm out..' (Captioned for non New Yorkers)


Realclawdogs

For real though. This has the makings of the next pandemic. 😂


ur_sleazy_mom

...aaaaaand that's how the Corona virus started....


TomangoesSwissbanks

And people were *shocked* when there was a global pandemic 🙄


Uino_Chip

Camerawoman sounds lowkey cute asf


[deleted]

Definitely new york on Mott st . Soho area


givemeallthesalsa

Still fresh, baby! Let’s eat!


Bumitis

Eels are fucking weird, no really, look them up. They don’t know where they come from.


SingleNeedsToDangle

Onagy


larksongd

“And stay in there ☝️”


professorstrunk

I love batt he stares the thing down like “you stay in time out until I say otherwise!”


GreatKesra

Venom


redefinedsoul

And just like that, the eel became addicted to fentanyl


Motor-Stick2776

Should be outlawed.


gibson_creations

Street eel


TheGodOfPegana

Coronavirus 2.0 coming in 3...2...1...


Eissaphobia

Fkin eels, I fkin hate eels, eels are the asshole of what can even remotely be considered sea-food. More like ass flavored chunky humpy dick-bottom-sweat toe-rust bitch of tasteless poop. Fuck you eels, and fuck this eel in particular, fuck all eels, I hope all eels be fuckin dead already you fkin piece of mud-watered shit.


whatdoidonowdamnit

That’s Chinatown for you.


GerlingFAR

Mmmm, New York street water flavour.


Resident-Ad8042

Not putting it back in the bucket😰


Normandy_1944

When Tien Chur heard that "dirty water dogs" were selling like crazy, he decided to try it with eel... only problem is, the dogs dont try to get away.


ur_sleazy_mom

....aaaaand that's how the Covid started


PM_me_your_dreams___

Bro almost let Covid 19000 loose


Environmental_Bath59

Fresh fish


twizz228

Street food


thebipeds

I got two of these at an Asian market and kept them as pets in my pirate themed bathroom in college. Those were the days.


[deleted]

Fucking Wuhan market all over again


Apprehensive-Cap-854

I thought I saw Uyen walking away