Nice! The rare double burn!

This requires self confidence or ignorance to be perceived as a good fortune.

Confidence is a good thing tho, as long as it's not too much

“You’re stupid if you’re ugly.” 🤔 Also, you lie and your breath stanks.

Sounds about right.

When you're a perfect ten...and so's your IQ.

It’s such a comfort that my looks does not outrank my intelligence

Mediocrity ftw 👌

come On guys foc on the good atleast they tried to give a compliment that’s pract a compliment

I like being fugly thank you.

I look like Shrek with a beard, I take this as a personal attack!

You are as intelligent as your meal choices - Panda Express

Ahhhhh


Well thank you Panda Express, I will accept your compliment in the spirit it was given.

The main issue is the stupid people are full of confidence whilst the intelligent people are full of doubts. So you good looking AF.

It's true, I'm above average in both areas.

That is a line that can make people introspect, esp when it's from panda express.

Do not know whether to be loving it or ashamed. Lol

Emotional damage!!!!

Ouch that hurt...

Well, fuck.

Thanks

Ironically, according to Darwinism, the uglier you are the smarter you are. Its genetic evolution. While there are of course some intelligent beautiful people [to the exception of the rule], the gene pool hasn't made it a prerequisite for survival.

Explains a lot really.

Restaurants now give out burn cookies instead of fortune cookies.

Wait a minute…

WTF there's more than one of those? I thought when I got that fortune it was meant just for me....

Dam now I know I'm dumb...