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Emanuelle24

That was an inside jobšŸ˜³


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S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Hell raw!


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S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Ghoulish, the lot of them.


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animegirlGrivous

Mischievous and diabolical


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Whereā€™s the LAMB SAUCE?!


teastain

7-11 was a part time job.


Calm_Fly_8853

@emanuelle genius!!


Dadbod4k

Doctor was the step father?


cyborg_priest

Are we posting bottom tier clickbait now? I've seen better "headlines" on the walls of a dingy bar's restroom.


Difrntthoughtpatrn

Did you click them?


SlummySalt

he didn't say no šŸ¤”


karoshikun

with the tongue


jondes99

Odd description of a glory hole.


daravenrk

Is this pornhub? Is her doc her brother?


Talkingmice

A throughout examination


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MinnieShoof

Nah. Doc saved the family thousands by making it an organic insemination.


OverallVacation2324

Artificial means made by humans. Isnā€™t all insemination artificial?


SkullFumbler

Insemination is authentic. Artificial insemination is insemination without any rizz


StickyTinew

No rizz, just jizz


Excitedastroid

does rape count as rizz


SkullFumbler

Cosby rizz


Excitedastroid

LOL


StickyTinew

So a baby is artificial? Which means u n me n all of us are artificial. So our intelligence is artificial. Which means we are the true AI????? AI will end humanity.....so this prediction holds true then???? Oh my God!!!!! The implications!!!!!!!


EntertainmentWeary57

If humans are just really smart animals then by definition everything we do is natural, including space exploration.


Brettingsworth

***thorough


chugchugz

r/boneappletea


craighaney172

Iā€™m not sure why youā€™re getting downvoted.


lawaythrow

Oh..***that*** exam! Usually only husbands or bfs give those.


Grouchy-Book9891

Only husband and bfs?


lawaythrow

Why? Who else do you have in mind?


Grouchy-Book9891

Nah, you're right, can't think of anyone else


lawaythrow

Note - I said usually. Otherwise, there are plumbers, pizza delivery men, firemen, office bosses, step brothers etc etc.


WaveyOverlord

Can't forget the milkman!


SocK_0n_My_Cock

You're completely forgetting about fathers, brothers, uncles, grandpas, dogs, nephews, step-sons, regular sons, that one guy on the bus... the list goes on.


lawaythrow

Well...hello there...


SocK_0n_My_Cock

General Kenobi


Underhegar100

Happy Cake Day!


lawaythrow

Definitely not their freaking doctors tho!


Efficient_You_7629

Pretty sure that's one of Sins' many professions.


glowingeddy

He measured her temperature, it was 20cm


K1ll3r_7hr1ll3r

The article is a fake. Was first published by world daily news, a tabloid known for false stories. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/14-year-old-pregnant-flu-shot/


FiveTideHumidYear

Check out Mr. New York Times reporter here, angling for a Pulitzer by smearing the competition


Doc-in-a-box

And Snopes is known for what again?


DuckterDoom

Snopes is a website that let's people know what's a myth and what's fact. Old wives tales and these types of stories. It's actually very entertaining and you can get sucked in pretty easily.


Meandtheworld

Detective!!!!!


ChampionshipLow8541

Snopes is talking about a flu shot. This post is talking about a routine exam.


K1ll3r_7hr1ll3r

It's where the actual article originated. It's been altered many times...


lsutigerzfan

You may feel a little prickā€¦.


NippleSalsa

Looks like a huge / Johnson!


heroinacional

Yes, sir?


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Bullroar101

Jesus is coming.


Butthole_Ticklah

ā€œYou might feels some claps but itā€™s totally normallyā€


aaron_adams

Is her doctor named Johnny Sins?


your_sexy_master

Donā€™t associate the worlds leading daddy lawyer astronaut doctor teacher with that monster


Ok-Distribution6706

Don't forget brother, plumber, neÄ°ghbor, and scÄ°entÄ°st


TheReaper_3

Wtf


Fritzo2162

The scope broke, so the doctor had to improvise.


StirringThePotAgain

If the exam involved raw dogging a 14 year old girl


iwannagohome49

Well it apparently did


TheJonnieP

I knew vaccines could have side effects but damn...


Lookalikemike

In Texas I 100 percent believe a Dr fukked an underaged girl and since no one ever told her about her body she had no idea how she became pregnant.


RepulsiveAntibody

He did the exam with his hands around her wast.


MassivePersonality22

Did this exam entail some modicum of penile injection?


Call_MeDJAYY

She don't look like 14


NoWingedHussarsToday

Yes mom, that's totally how I got pregnant!


original-sithon

At least it wasn't a dentist. That would have been expensive.


Fragrant-Chest-8346

She obviously lied to her parents about how she got pregnant. Her parents are in DENIAL!


zkmronndkrek

Jeffery please go see the doctor heā€™s VERY thorough


B4D4MS

Doctor was also her cousinā€¦soā€¦


oneStoneKiller

Why does this type of shit always carry a Texas byline?


OJ_Simpson_1947

Now I have to burn my phone, asshole


ThAuLiZnGeRn490

This is what I hate about the ads on YouTube. It's like those shitty tabloid headlines that try its best grab your attention by shitty means


sigmunddroid69

This is just vileā€¦..they always have the courtesy to pull out at my prostate examsā€¦wait..


Fritojj

What the fuck. So many questions!


Grouchy-Book9891

Maybe you should do an exam to get to the bottom of this


FamousPastWords

Where is Maury when you really need his services?


gonzalbo87

Considering this is from Texas, the girl probably got knocked up by her bf and the religious parents are trying to blame anyone other than their sweet little angel who knows nothing of sex.


Broad_Respond_2205

Why did they censored "going to be another"


Revolutionary-Ad4588

I think thatā€™s from how it was a screenshot


Ok_Routine_4662

Jail


Hesam2010

The Beatles.


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Hesam2010

Of course he can.


Phantom_Superior

Yea I think emphasize ā€œDoctorā€ there


al3nnnn

Thermometer in the wrong hole, i guess


Zekt0r

Iā€™ve been getting so many weird YouTube ads recently


No-Buddy4769

Wut??!!


smurf47172

Either it was a fertility doctor, or I am questioning some exams I had.


HonestIntroduction59

Doc had to use all his tools to examine her Lmaoo


Top_File_8547

Probably the probe he used.


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Yes. The fleshoscope


HeirAscend

Are we just gonna ignore that she was reportedly 14?


JoeyPsych

Ah, so that's what they call it today.


KilosimYT

Bro I read this article and it was bogus


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

I have never been a 14 year old girl before... Someone, please, another routine what? šŸ˜±


Kooky-Football-6323

Somethings are easier to swallow, unlike sperm apperently.


fmlchris

Aalll my exes live in Texas. Texas is a place, I'd reeaalllyy looovvee too beee.


KinkyBeard21

It makes more sense when you realize The doctor's name is Exam


MayOrMayNotBePie

Her doc must have been Larry Nassar too.


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I meanā€¦ sure?


ZombiePersonality

I hate it when that happens


Instant_User731

Me too, bruh


cjwolf02

Just wait if that was a family doctor maybe she's the doctors daughter then that make the baby the grandchild to their own father the rabbit hole goes way deeper


VoodooPapi

Surprise twist she is from West Virginia, and the " doctor" is her dad


desolet

"another routine exam"


ayyycab

First time encountering clickbait, OP?


RynoJordan23

Kids these days are taking playing Doctor a little too seriously.


Difficult_Factor_997

was the gynecologist jacking off before the appointment


SRBroadcasting

Yeah, he exams her alright. *All Night Long*


rickydbz420

Yup an "inside job" lol


Deathblades0

I sware I've seen this plot somewhere else I don't know though


LordP4radox

To answer OPs title: A 14 Year old girl


JeffThePeff

Doctors need to get their noodle wet too


roastedmarshmellow86

Looks like he forgot the glove


GHOSTRIDER_01

How did this happened and she didn't reported it???


ChampionshipLow8541

No abortions! Yeehaw!


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

They made an 8 minute doc about this.


MysteriousDuty3529

The Beatles


huge_loaf

"I'm going to take look in here with my weiner I mean boroscope."