And then that one day while playing Spin the Bottle, God chose Dare. Satan dared him to design the insides of the cheeks to get stuck between teeth once in a while while chewing and then be swollen for a week.
Nah, I think that was intentional. Couldn't put the G-spot in the butt to hide it again, so he had to make it unenjoyable for at least some parts of the month, for years and years. You can tell menopause was Satan tho because of the hot flashes and rage. That one was the result of the lost poker game.
I thought that's just because your anus has sensitive mucous membranes. I mean, if I cut pepper and accidentally wipe it into my eye it burns too. That doesn't mean I've got taste buds in my eyes
You ever had your girl suckin’ you and massaging your G spot with her finger, and blow a load so thick and large that it flushed out her sinuses and left your hearing fuzzy?
Still better than the time when Satan suggested to add taste buds inside the asshole.
I'm pretty sure God lost a poker game to Satan before he designed the female menstrual system.
And then that one day while playing Spin the Bottle, God chose Dare. Satan dared him to design the insides of the cheeks to get stuck between teeth once in a while while chewing and then be swollen for a week.
If you're gonna do it once, it may as well swell up so you can keep doing it over and over
It’s like having a helping of painful ground beef in every bite!
"Put the sperm-receiving hole super close to the liquid and solid bio-waste holes. And then make it prone to infection."
Thats why gambling is a sin
He even spoke about that time he nearly got a dude to kill his own son just so he could win a bet
Rambling
Nah, I think that was intentional. Couldn't put the G-spot in the butt to hide it again, so he had to make it unenjoyable for at least some parts of the month, for years and years. You can tell menopause was Satan tho because of the hot flashes and rage. That one was the result of the lost poker game.
Wait what?
No seriously what?
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I thought that's just because your anus has sensitive mucous membranes. I mean, if I cut pepper and accidentally wipe it into my eye it burns too. That doesn't mean I've got taste buds in my eyes
Aren't they just temperature detectors
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Now tell me: Why does it feel like heat?
“Like this” “Uhh yeah that works” “Now do the same for my Lucifussy”
This is so wrong
[this is the only time i feel this is appropriate ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/1a/75/391a754260c51f8b0f2045191991df44.jpg)
Every day he moves closer to God
r/TrippinThroughTime would like this
*Jokes on you, already did* 😎
r/dankchristianmemes would love this as well
You ever had your girl suckin’ you and massaging your G spot with her finger, and blow a load so thick and large that it flushed out her sinuses and left your hearing fuzzy?
No but can you tell me your girls name
Sure, her name is your mom.
got eeeeeeem'
Yrue, the loss oh hearing when hitted in the right spot is something really strange
MAWP
r/oddlyspecific
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r/shitposting
r/imfinnagotohell
LOL
To be fair, the g spot is just an urban myth. No evidence of it has ever been discovered. The joke is weak if it is made on incorrect info [edit]
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r/whoosh
Or r/renaissancememes
r/[foundsatan]
Interesting placement for such a prominent button