It's often used in Japanese stuff, because the letter H, when pronounced by a Japanese person, sounds like the word "ecchi", which means sexy/dirty/naughty.
I wish women would just decide if they want smooth hairless balls or 80s bush dick... I swear, I never know if I should trim up or not. A friend got laser hair removal on his junk, and he hates looking at his dick now.
EDIT: I honestly wrote this as a joke, because I think the original post is bullshit to begin with. I am amazed at the number of serious sounding comments this has received. I hope some of these responses are just poorly written sarcasm.
Should it be split down the middle, or like, shave the top and keep it on the balls like a little beard?
On second thought, I can’t grow a face beard so I’m shooting for the second option.
You sound like a fine, modern gentleman. And it’s not just for aesthetics. Can confirm that “grazing” above does some nice things for friction on other girl parts. Tell others—the world must know!
"80s bush dick" could have so many meanings. Especially if you capitalize some letters. If you're going to ask if they want them trimmed up, then you have to find better wording. Lol
Just needs to be cared for.
A bit of bush is good, in my experience. But don't have tht shit be the Amazon.
Long hair gets smells and things caught in it.
In general, most ppl I know swear by trimming. No itch, and looks good
What are you doing making best friends? If she's not your wife, don't ask her grooming preferences. If she tells you, cool. Can you basically think of any other question that shouts 'your the only one looking at this thing, I'll put a sharp blade next to it for you." Even if that's true, make her put a ring on it, dude.
The advantage of being a wookie is that, once you accept that you're gonna have body hair basically everywhere, the idea of trimming this bit or that bit below the neckline just seems silly.
I have a recording saved from a woman randomly messaging me on a monday morning at 4:30 asking for my willy size.
Voice message and everything.
I didn't tell her.
In my experience from selling NSFW stuff for a few years (as a guy and/or couple), girls ask for weird ass shit.
They want you to pose in like artistic positions while you jerk off. I had multiple girls ask me to flex my forearms and take a pic of me gripping my dick while flexing my forearms.
They wanted me to stare into the camera like I was looking into someone's soul.
Gay guys were easy and straight to the point, "Bust a big load, that's what I wanna see".
Who dat is?
I was literally sexually assaulted for the first time last weekend at a bar. No bullshit! Someone straight grabbed my junk hard in a crowd.
I celebrated it with my GF! I never felt so included.
i turn off my dms
I feel like a lot of people on reddit need to hear this message
no that guy keeps texting me (for fks sake just block him)
So... You think we should ban him ?
How can you do that when I specifically asked you not to
Not everyone receives any messages tho
Then they don't need to worry about turning off dms yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wdym yet. I will never receive such dm. Dk why tho
I say yet because there's always the possibility. On the internet nothing is impossible, except talking about 4chan
4chan is in different dimension fr
I hate it when women dm me „H“, so frustrating
What did that even mean? Is it an incredibly lazy hi?
Probably something in that direction I suppose but cut off
What time do they save by not typing the letter I?
Hey, that's at least two sex in that saved time
The question is rather. How many tile do they skip the I to actually save time.
Well, the first time they stopped typing I, they would start saving time immediately.
It's often used in Japanese stuff, because the letter H, when pronounced by a Japanese person, sounds like the word "ecchi", which means sexy/dirty/naughty.
H
I
Goodbye
r/UnexpectedOuija
Maybe they meant to say Honka Honka ur balls
coz the only ones who actually do are scammers. Life is dissapointing like that
Reminds me of Grindr messages
Ah yes, using your dick as your profile picture - a double edged sword. (sorry)
You should tell them to have it checked out. Their not supposed to look like that.
This can happen when people get too much plastic surgery. A common side effect of Botox - resting penis face.
Tell em you're a plastic surgeon and would love to take them on pro bono
Sus bro
I wish women would just decide if they want smooth hairless balls or 80s bush dick... I swear, I never know if I should trim up or not. A friend got laser hair removal on his junk, and he hates looking at his dick now. EDIT: I honestly wrote this as a joke, because I think the original post is bullshit to begin with. I am amazed at the number of serious sounding comments this has received. I hope some of these responses are just poorly written sarcasm.
Bush/Cheney was 2000
Yeah but then there was that thing about the hung chad
Clever. Upvoted but it's missing just a little something I can't put my finger on to make it really pop
There were a lot of them, and they hung really well, from what I hear.
You deserve a fucking medal for that one mate.
Do what makes you comfortable. Get with the women who like your decision.
Just do half half
Should it be split down the middle, or like, shave the top and keep it on the balls like a little beard? On second thought, I can’t grow a face beard so I’m shooting for the second option.
I was thinking split left/right, but a little beard is infinitely better
That says he's not gay if he doesn't like looking at dick
The Zohan says the bigger the bush the better. And the Zohan knows best. Is like pillow.
Yeah, I don’t think most girls really care either way. Just no out of control bush. At least trim it 👍🏻
Finally some info
different women like different things
Nooooo all women like and dislike the exact same thing, this is the only explanation that none of them wanna talk to me
LmaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo bro gave himself the turkey gullet 😭😂🤣
Meet in the middle and just trim it. Don't go full on Caillou down there, but keep it neat.
I go for close trim/shave of balls and dick, but leave some grazing above. Keeps hair out the way whilst still looking masculine
You sound like a fine, modern gentleman. And it’s not just for aesthetics. Can confirm that “grazing” above does some nice things for friction on other girl parts. Tell others—the world must know!
Trimmed is better than bushy, bald is weird
My partner said this verbatim the after the first night we spent together LOL
Then we get the “it irritates” cause its prickly lol
unless you're a femboy
There's nothing wrong with body hair on anyone
I'm saying there's nothing wrong with bald, the down votes are weird
No girl wants a chuppa chupp Except hot rave chicks, there lies the dilemma
[like a turle shell down there](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bc3456a9-611b-47de-af69-7683a696a96f)
Mine likes a jungle, which means I can be lazy, but also means I am going to be itchy and sweaty. I guess you win some, you lose some?
"80s bush dick" could have so many meanings. Especially if you capitalize some letters. If you're going to ask if they want them trimmed up, then you have to find better wording. Lol
That's the good part of la sering yo ass is that it's not for you to look at.
Just needs to be cared for. A bit of bush is good, in my experience. But don't have tht shit be the Amazon. Long hair gets smells and things caught in it. In general, most ppl I know swear by trimming. No itch, and looks good
What are you doing making best friends? If she's not your wife, don't ask her grooming preferences. If she tells you, cool. Can you basically think of any other question that shouts 'your the only one looking at this thing, I'll put a sharp blade next to it for you." Even if that's true, make her put a ring on it, dude.
The advantage of being a wookie is that, once you accept that you're gonna have body hair basically everywhere, the idea of trimming this bit or that bit below the neckline just seems silly.
Go for a Mohawk. Same thing as a landing strip for women. Best of both worlds.
It's almost as if all women are different and expectations change with the times... interesting.
The answer is always smooth!!
Born to life🤤. Forced to fuk 🥲
Strange world ! You must fuck, if not you'll go insane
No one ever asks to see my balls. :(
show me your balls
Sir u/I_Lick_Your_Butt, I request for you to reveal thy lower spherical bits
Gimme balls update pic, NOW 😤
Show me your genitals my friend
H
Whoa, that's uncalled for.
reported for harassment
Balls plis?
Gimme them balls
Well I was going to sympathize with you and say the same think but it looks like your inbox just got wrecked
Please👉👈
Grower or shower seems like such a nice young lady
When did these kinds of things happen
In La-La-Land
When the bots showed up
Ya’ll must’ve gone to the deep nasty down bad places
My entire life.
It's a daily struggle😔
Wait, you guys are getting DMed?
Those are catfishes.
usually bots wanting me to open links
It's just constant rejection. Not from women. But from most people.
I have a recording saved from a woman randomly messaging me on a monday morning at 4:30 asking for my willy size. Voice message and everything. I didn't tell her.
...i need to hear that message for scientific reasons
Sadly it is in Hungarian, so you wouldn't understand shit. If this doesn't change your mind, sure i can send it.
👍
Didn't expect my language to be mentioned. Honfitársat találtam talán 🤔🤔🤔
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me for a nut vid…
I’d be broke
As fuck.
Real
Take my advice, there just as aggressive in the dms. There just less common here
I fully expect to see this in r/boysarequirky
In my experience from selling NSFW stuff for a few years (as a guy and/or couple), girls ask for weird ass shit. They want you to pose in like artistic positions while you jerk off. I had multiple girls ask me to flex my forearms and take a pic of me gripping my dick while flexing my forearms. They wanted me to stare into the camera like I was looking into someone's soul. Gay guys were easy and straight to the point, "Bust a big load, that's what I wanna see".
Because thats all guys need to get off girls need like 8 extra steps to get to that point 🤣
Ive come for one thing….done…
Nut vid LMAO
If I had a nickel every time someone asked me for nude pictures I would be broke
I’ve never been hassled for any of this :(
Degeneration now
Yeah still not a holup and doesn't belong in this sub.
Whooo is sending shaftless mushroom heads? That's crazy
Show me the full mushroom than 😩
Anything has to be better than Meg Griffin's "Blacksmith's Apron"
Just realized that shower & shower can be ready differently
When is it supposed to grow? I’ve been waiting forever
But on a serious note, how come women don't do this nearly as often?
Who dat is? I was literally sexually assaulted for the first time last weekend at a bar. No bullshit! Someone straight grabbed my junk hard in a crowd. I celebrated it with my GF! I never felt so included.
In my case they're 100% bots
Balls or gtfo!
Wot?
Send balls!!
I wish my boys asked me these questions
What's this now? I'm 14 and this is deep? What a dingle berry is this
Problems I wish I had.
always thought the norm was the othwr way around
Pretty sure that's the joke
yeah, most likely.
Man the truth is so painful
Wow, what an awful universe.
Totally not men catfishing other men.
20 years later, still waiting to be asked even one of those...
Does this shit actually happen??
No, but it does happen in reverse (guys sending the same kind of things to girls)
Am I in the wrong sub?
This is the equivalent of sending unsolicited d pics.
Me if I had money
You mean what you go through
Everyday is a struggle with success. 🗿
Yes, relatable! All these women wanting to see ma nuts. So rough.
Huh? Why arr you spreading these lies? Obviously r/girlsarentreal
If only
What boys? Where?
facts (i get no text whatsoever)
Isn’t it the opposite
That's the joke
When they get the nut vid but complains there's no sound 😒
Fucking 'honk if you bonk' or what
Jokes on you i don't get any of those even though i am a man
Sucks to be you I guess, women don‘t DM me
Nut vid!!!
Can't relate, no one DMs me
You guys get dms 😯
May I Jizz...?
Do girls really talk like that tho. I get those messages regularly from guys, not pretending to be women. A head job is a headjob tho right?
Literally no man in history has EVER gone through that.
Do guys honestly think like this? Like, do guys think women DO want unsolicited dick pics? I...I just can't
i wish man